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ll around us, everyday, there are two groups of people that many believe to be different. Not so! Teen-agers and Seniors have a lot in common. If it's accidentally putting their shoe on the wrong foot ou putting their foot in their mouth, there are instances of conduct that are very similar in both groups.

For example:

Both groups like to hang out at fast nourriture restaurants and shopping malls.

Both groups have developed their own "walk."

Both groups like to wear clothing that doesn't fit well.

Both groups seem to have questionable facial hair.

Both groups listen to musique that either their children ou their parents don't understand.

Both groups tend to like their musique loud.

The males in both groups are into weird hats.

Both groups are randomly accused of having questionable driving habits.

The females in both groups are into weird hair couleurs and strange hair styles.

Both groups are into strange ou flashy clothing.

Both groups tend to have trouble parking.

Members of both groups have developed "selective hearing."

Both groups have a penchant for forgetfulness.

Many in both groups are not into sûr, sans danger sex.

Both groups ask for help around tax time.

Both groups laugh at the dumbest stuff on TV.

Both groups use their own slang to confuse other family members.
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posted by Bluekait
An expert farmer is outstanding in her field.

An incompetent ship captain grounds the warship he walks on.

Camels live in Camelfornia.

Cannibals like to meat people.

Hands are like bells, especially when they're wrung.

How about the ours that was hit par an 18-wheeler and splattered all over the place? They a dit it was a grizzly accident.

How about the man who ran through a screen door? He strained himself.

If life is like a bowl of cherries, what's the raisin, raisin sec for living?

In some places fog will never be mist.

Once upon a time, a tribe of cannibals caught a saint sent to them as a missionary...
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posted by nmdis
"Solo"


You speak to me
And in your words I hear a melody
But in the twilight it's so hard to see
What's wrong for me

I can't resist
Until toi give the truth a little twist
As if you're gonna get away with this
You're not sorry

I can't believe I fell for this

I fell through the hole
Down at the bottom of your soul
Didn't think toi could go
So low
Look at what you've done
You're losing me
Here's what you've won
Got me planning to go
Solo
Solo

toi sing to me
Too bad toi couldn't even stay on key
If your life is such a mystery
Why don't toi stick to acting?

Here toi go again...
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posted by nmdis
"Piercing"


Living in fear
Is not what toi had
In mind for me
But holding to you
Is so hard
I cling to what I see

In a world where my emotions
Seem to rule my every move
They will challenge my devotion
To seek and know the truth

You're piercing me
This self will bleed
You're killing all
Of my securities
Lord, help me see the reality
That all I'll ever need is You

Here in this haze a distant light
Seems to draw me near
But in the shadow of my doubt
My faith just disappears

In a world where my emotions
Seem to rule my every move
They will challenge my devotion
To seek and know the truth

You're...
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posted by nmdis
IceCold
She fell in l’amour with a dope boy
Black diamonds on the neck of that dope boy
Big body Benz for that dope boy
Love every tattoo on that dope boy
She sheds tears for that dope boy
Shit, it is what it is for that dope boy
Handle minor biz for that dope boy
But the reward is major, so on and so forth
She can tell toi par the Greyhound
She can montrer toi how to stay down
I can tell toi 'bout to break down
VS1's all in my chienne watch face now
Straight G's for your low esteem
A.P's for the whole team
As I run away from my obituary
Walking in the shit that'll get toi buried
Miami's mine like I'm Pat Riley
Baselines...
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posted by nmdis
BEAT


It's a big bad world but I ain't ashamed,
I like the lights in my hand
And the beat in my face.
It's a big bad world but I ain't ashamed,
I like the lights in my hand
And the beat in my face.

Be-be-beat in my face, be-be-beat in my face,
The lights in my hand, and the beat in my face

Be-be-beat in my face, be-be-beat in my face,
The lights in my hand, and the beat in my face

I'mma make toi bend your back
Oh my god, this beat is crack
When I do this, toi do that

I feel like dancing when I hear that sound,
Just wanna do it, eh, just wanna do it, eh.
I feel like dancing when I hear that sound,
Just wanna...
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posted by nmdis
Come and Get it
[chorus]
When you're ready come and get it (x2)
Na na na (x3)

When you're re-e-a-dy (x2)

When you're ready come and get it
Na na na (x3)

You ain’t gotta worry it’s an open invitation
I’ll be sittin’ right here real patient
All jour all night I’ll be waitin’ standby
Can’t stop because I l’amour it, hate the way I l’amour you
All jour all night maybe I’m addicted for life, no lie.
I’m not too shy to montrer I l’amour you, I got no regrets.
I l’amour toi much to, much to hide you, this l’amour ain’t finished yet. This l’amour ain’t finished yet…
So baby whenever you’re ready…

[chorus]
When...
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Chapter One: Salvador

Silver Monroe skipped up the stone steps to Westover High School. Silver could have easily gotten almost any boy she wanted; only she had yet to find the one meant for her. She walked swiftly down the long hallways to her first class; math.

After about ten minutes the boy sitting behind her raised his hand, asking for water. Silver had been in mostly the same classes as him almost the entire an and she had never heard him talk before. She had never really even noticed him before. He had long, blonde hair that was almost white and black eyes. The teacher, Mrs. Taylor dismissed...
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June 17th 100,000,000 BC 12 O'clock at night
Four children are born, quadruplets, the youngest born at the strike of midnight. The first child is named Queverial, the seconde Ceelarion, the third Ierailiasha, and the last one is named Mist. The father decides the last child should have a complex name as the others do but the mother has made up her mind that Mist is the perfect name.
Then she sends them through the mirror of fate to find there destiny and they may never return if they do not find it in time.

January 21st 90,000,000 BC 3:30 P.M.
The children grow up living in the chosen lands...
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Just a few things before the story; one, if there's something toi don't like about it, please tell me! I want it to be as good as it can be. ^-^ Just please tell me in a respectful way, please. I would appreciate that. Thank you.
Also, this story will be a little (well, plus than a little) bloody and violent, and there may be some cussing later on. Just a warning.
That being said, I hope toi like it!
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Gnarled branches. Green leaves grew from them—green leaves spotted with yellows and reds. They rustled dryly, talking of the upcoming season of autumn....
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(Jade’s POV)

“John…I’m bored” I whined to my friend in the other room. “Well i’m sorry Jade, but i don’t know what do do about that” John a dit walking in with a bowl of pop corn, maïs soufflé he popped himself. “What about Rose and Dave?” I asked sneaking some pop corn, maïs soufflé away from the bowl. “What about them?” Dave asked sitting the bowl on the coffee table, tableau in the middle of the room. “Can we invite them over? And can toi change out of the girl’s uniform?” I asked. He cheeks grew pink, “It’s comfortable.” “Oh John, toi little boy” I a dit ruffling his hair up. “Fine Jade,...
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posted by Bluekait
There are some things about Justin Bieber, this "role model" for kids, that toi may not know. Sorry to any of the Beliebers out there.

He's attacked and screamed obscenities at photographers. [1] He says rape happens for a reason. [2] He wrote in the guest book at Anne Frank's house that he "wishes she was a Belieber." [3] When he was asked to try being vegan, he spit out the vegan steak that was specially prepared for him and made gagging sounds. [4] He peed in a restaurant kitchen. [5] He's frequently late to his own concerts. [6] He's been kicked out and banned from places for throwing temper...
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Now, there's no denying that Dani is pretty adorable. She's playful and immature, just like a little girl should be, as toi can see from the scene where she comes out of the closet and scares Max. She has the spirit of a cute little girl, as she loves trick-or-treating.

However, after the first few minutes of screen time she has, her character started going downhill for me. She screams for her mother at the haut, retour au début of her lungs when Max refuses to take her trick-or-treating, which makes me think she's spoiled. She's jouer la comédie all tough and Rebelle against geai, jay and Ernie "Ice", but ends up doing this...
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