42 Things That Will Make Your Parents Go Crazy.
1. Follow them around the house everywhere...
2. Moo when they say your name...
3. Run into walls...
4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion...
5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine...
6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"...
7. Wear a sticker that says, "I'm a retard"...
8. Have 20 imaginary Friends that toi talk to all the time...
9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"...
10. Do what they actually tell you...
11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly...
12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people...
13. At everything they say yell, Liar...
14. Try to swim in the floor...
15. Tap on their door all night...
16.Pretend to have amnesia...
17.Say everything backwards...
18.Give yourself a swirly...
19.Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling, "the sun!!! it's dying!!!"...
20.Sing at the haut, retour au début of your lungs while running around the house...in your underwear...
21.Have nervous spasms at spontaneous times...
22.Snort loudly when toi laugh and then laugh harder...
23.Run in circles...
24.Recite a whole movie 3 times...
25.Pretend to beat yourself up...
26.Chase/bark at the mail man...
27.Wear your pants on your head and your chemise on your waist... tell them you're making a fashion statement...
28.Try and drink out of a glass the wrong way...
29.Super glue your finger up your nose...
30.Talk to a pen...
31.Lay face down and chant like an Indian tribe...
32.Try and climb the wall...
33.Roll on the floor laughing hysterically in supermarkets...
34.Take your ice cream cone and put it one your forehead... say you're a lovely unicorn...
35. Turn the tv on to a station toi don't get, watch the static and say you're looking for the pattern...
36.Switch the light button on and off for a while. then say, "ooooh... I get it!!!"...
37.Eat your hair...
38.Whatever they are eating, tell them it looks like a certain animal...
39.Eat anything obviously not edible...
40.Say your pet is mocking toi and chase it around the house...
41.When toi douche ou bathe yell, "I'm drowning!!!"...
42.Try to tuba in your poisson tank..
1. Follow them around the house everywhere...
2. Moo when they say your name...
3. Run into walls...
4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion...
5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine...
6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"...
7. Wear a sticker that says, "I'm a retard"...
8. Have 20 imaginary Friends that toi talk to all the time...
9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"...
10. Do what they actually tell you...
11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly...
12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people...
13. At everything they say yell, Liar...
14. Try to swim in the floor...
15. Tap on their door all night...
16.Pretend to have amnesia...
17.Say everything backwards...
18.Give yourself a swirly...
19.Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling, "the sun!!! it's dying!!!"...
20.Sing at the haut, retour au début of your lungs while running around the house...in your underwear...
21.Have nervous spasms at spontaneous times...
22.Snort loudly when toi laugh and then laugh harder...
23.Run in circles...
24.Recite a whole movie 3 times...
25.Pretend to beat yourself up...
26.Chase/bark at the mail man...
27.Wear your pants on your head and your chemise on your waist... tell them you're making a fashion statement...
28.Try and drink out of a glass the wrong way...
29.Super glue your finger up your nose...
30.Talk to a pen...
31.Lay face down and chant like an Indian tribe...
32.Try and climb the wall...
33.Roll on the floor laughing hysterically in supermarkets...
34.Take your ice cream cone and put it one your forehead... say you're a lovely unicorn...
35. Turn the tv on to a station toi don't get, watch the static and say you're looking for the pattern...
36.Switch the light button on and off for a while. then say, "ooooh... I get it!!!"...
37.Eat your hair...
38.Whatever they are eating, tell them it looks like a certain animal...
39.Eat anything obviously not edible...
40.Say your pet is mocking toi and chase it around the house...
41.When toi douche ou bathe yell, "I'm drowning!!!"...
42.Try to tuba in your poisson tank..
Okay, so I was sitting on the canapé last night watching some rubbish télévision montrer and texting my boyfriend Liam. Anyway I think he'd had too much sugar that night cause he was all like 'I feel special when I wear my arc en ciel colored raincoat' and stuff. So then he text and was like 'I l’amour toi soooooo much' and so I was like 'I l’amour toi more' and he was like 'NO!' and I was like Yes! and he was like 'No cause... cause... cause well I'm getting toi a birthday present! And so I'm like 'I'm getting toi one first' (cause his birthday is before mine) and then like ten minutes later he's like damn. And so I'm like 'I win'.
THE END
THE END
A little motavational poem I found link. Enjoy. ;P
At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.
___At age 12, success is...having friends.
____At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.
_______At age 20, success is...having sex.
________At age 35, success is...having money.
________At age 50, success is...having money.
_______At age 60, success is...having sex.
_____At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.
___At age 75, success is...having friends.
At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.
At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.
___At age 12, success is...having friends.
____At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.
_______At age 20, success is...having sex.
________At age 35, success is...having money.
________At age 50, success is...having money.
_______At age 60, success is...having sex.
_____At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.
___At age 75, success is...having friends.
At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.
I don't care who you are, it still looks like a Nazi salute to me.
The European Union recently expanded to include a total of 25 member states. Some people are concerned,however,that problems will arise with anemployment,and that high influx of immigrants from the former Eastern block countries will cause difficulties for the the other member states. What are the positive and negative consequences of including former Eastern block countries in the EU? Which do toi think are greater,the advantages ou disadvantages,for the newly expanded,25-member EU?
^^PLEASE someone help me :'(
^^PLEASE someone help me :'(
THE BOYFRIEND GUIDE
1) She walks away from toi mad *follow her*
2) She stares at your lips *kiss her*
3) When she pushes toi ou hits toi *grab her and don't let go*
4) When she brushes your hand *grab hers*
5) If she's cold *give her your jacket...or hold her*
6) If she don't talk to toi first *go talk to her*
7) When she goes to her Friends house *prank call her*
THE GIRLFRIEND GUIDE
1) If he pokes toi *get closer*
2) If he want's a guys night out *don't complain*
3) If he doesn't text back *don't jump to conclusions*
4) If he doesn't say anything *don't think he doesn't care*
5) If he's ticklish *he's a keeper*
6) If he lets toi wear his clothing *he likes toi in his stuff*
7) If toi are tired of waiting for him to make the first déplacer *make it yourself*
1) She walks away from toi mad *follow her*
2) She stares at your lips *kiss her*
3) When she pushes toi ou hits toi *grab her and don't let go*
4) When she brushes your hand *grab hers*
5) If she's cold *give her your jacket...or hold her*
6) If she don't talk to toi first *go talk to her*
7) When she goes to her Friends house *prank call her*
THE GIRLFRIEND GUIDE
1) If he pokes toi *get closer*
2) If he want's a guys night out *don't complain*
3) If he doesn't text back *don't jump to conclusions*
4) If he doesn't say anything *don't think he doesn't care*
5) If he's ticklish *he's a keeper*
6) If he lets toi wear his clothing *he likes toi in his stuff*
7) If toi are tired of waiting for him to make the first déplacer *make it yourself*
So, it's been five years since toi passed. I wanted to take a few minutes to remind people of how wonderful toi were and how much toi impacted my life. Honestly, even now, I miss talking to you. I miss your l’amour hommages on my mur and I miss just being able to talk to someone and being to say the things that I can't to anyone else.
Do toi remember when toi told me I was ten feet tall and bulletproof? It was almost amusing, but I remember just being pissed off at pumpkinqueen and wanting to throttle her. I also remember that toi calmed me down and I took a step back and decided not to say anything too stupid.
I wish we'd had plus time to be Friends and hang out together. I really do. toi were a wonderful and kind person, with plenty of smarts. And I appreciated every moment of being able to talk to toi and have someone I could rely on when I needed it.
Thank toi so much.
R.I.P BLW.
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Do toi remember when toi told me I was ten feet tall and bulletproof? It was almost amusing, but I remember just being pissed off at pumpkinqueen and wanting to throttle her. I also remember that toi calmed me down and I took a step back and decided not to say anything too stupid.
I wish we'd had plus time to be Friends and hang out together. I really do. toi were a wonderful and kind person, with plenty of smarts. And I appreciated every moment of being able to talk to toi and have someone I could rely on when I needed it.
Thank toi so much.
R.I.P BLW.
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