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Dear, What ever
I am new to this,but I have to try this I can't keep my thoughts in.
And I can't tell anyone so here is what I call an Intro...

Sup,My name is Zain fox.Ah,hell I'll tell toi my full name.

Zain samuel fox

DONT LAUGH! I am goin' crazy...talking to some book.

I am a very tell toi what I think guy.
Oh and did I tell you,I am a fucking vampire.
I am new but freakishly strong.
I don't have a girl anymore cus this stupied crave I can't control...
And no I didn't eat her,I left town and she thinks I'm dead.

But she is the most beautiful person toi will ever lay your eyes on,and her name is Jade.
Even if I stay this thing that jerk turned me into,I will never forget my l’amour even if I live forever.

See ya,
Zain

P.S
I feel like a girl. Stupied diary!
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E-mails, text messages, voicemails- toi name it, we’ve got it. Technology has created many creative and wonderful ways for us to keep in touch with each other, as well as make our lives easier at the same time. With our busy schedules, it is not always easy to keep in touch with Friends and family the way we would always like to. The days of sitting down and having a nice, long phone conversation seems like a memory of the past and is a rare thing to happen on a frequent basis these days. Not to worry though, because with E-mails and text messaging available, we are sure to keep in touch...
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1. Ruin there favori dress with lipstick
2.Slap them in the face with something alive
3. Make a bath for them with salt.
4. When they are at a fancy dinner, make fart noises
5. Run around them saying "Your butt is smelly!"
6. Say infront of everyone that your enemy watches Dora.
7. Fill a water ballon with soupe and prank him.
8. Kiss her boyfriend right In front of her
9. Push her into a 20 ft pool. (Espicially if she can't swim)
10. Steal her wallet and spend all her money and use her credit card. (Or through it in the trash.)


All made up par me. ^ ^
I decided to create a liste of twenty of my personal favourite hard rock songs.

No AC/DC, people. I'm sorry.

1. "Highway Star", par Deep Purple
2. "Fear Of The Dark", par Iron Maiden
3. "Money For Nothing", par Dire Straits
4. "Sharp Dressed Man", par ZZ Top
5. "Come On Feel The Noise", par Quiet Riot
6. "Love In An Elevator", par Aerosmith
7. "Still Of The Night", par Whitesnake
8. "Nobody's Wife", par Anouk
9. "Stairway To Heaven", par Led Zeppelin
10. "Smokin'", par Boston
11. "Cherry Bomb", par The Runaways
12. "Mother, par Danzig
13. "Voodoo", par Black Sabbath
14. "Hot Blooded", par Foreigner
15. "Barracuda", par Heart
16. "Turn Up The Radio", par Autograph
17. "I l’amour toi Period", par Dan Baird
18. "Rock & Roll 69", par Betty Blowtorch
19. "I Can't Drive 55", par Sammy Hagar
20. "Carry On Wayward Son", par Kansas
These are our rules! Please note ... these are
all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE!

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put
it down. We need it up, toi need it down. toi don't hear us
complaining about toi leaving it down.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of
it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what toi want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints
do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes, and No are perfectly acceptable réponses to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you...
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The city of San Francisco is asking Kulbir Dhaliwal, who was attacked par a tiger at the San Francisco Zoo on Christmas jour 2007, to reimburse them over $75,000 for the city-funded medical care he received after the mauling.
Cold viruses can survive on objects like telephones and railings for up to three hours.
More suicides occur in the Grand Canyon than in any other national park.
There are plus bacteria in the ice machines at fast nourriture restaurants than in toilet bowl water.
Alcohol-related traffic fatalities are plus than twice as common on New Year's Eve as other midweek winter evenings.
Two...
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1. When their watching TV get in their way and say "I'm in your way!! Im in your way!!"
2. Say "beep, beep beep..." until they snap
3. Call them on their cell phone when their out on a rendez-vous amoureux, date ou something, and in a weird voice say "Hello?! Can I send u a box of waffles" (LOL I don't know)
4. When their sleeping take a bottle of water and wake them up par dumping it on them and saying "Sorry! I came to bring it for u to drink, I didn't realize it slipped"
5. If toi have a dog ou cat (that DON'T sleep with your parents) dump him/her when there asleep
6. When toi spill any liquid blame it on the gods
7....
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