• You will never find anybody who can give toi a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight-savings time.
• You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests toi think she's pregnant unless toi can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
• The most powerful force in the universe is gossip.
• The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status ou ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above-average drivers.
• There comes a time when toi should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age 11.
• There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
• People who want to share their religious vues with toi almost never want toi to share yours with them.
• If toi had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."
• The main accomplishment of almost all organized protests is to annoy people who are not in them.
• If there really is a God who created the entire universe with all of its glories, and He decides to deliver a message to humanity, he WILL NOT use, as His messenger, a person on cable TV with a bad hairstyle.
• You should not confuse your career with your life.
• A person, who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.
• No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.
• When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy.
• Your Friends l’amour you, anyway.
• Nobody cares if toi can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
• You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests toi think she's pregnant unless toi can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
• The most powerful force in the universe is gossip.
• The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status ou ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above-average drivers.
• There comes a time when toi should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age 11.
• There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
• People who want to share their religious vues with toi almost never want toi to share yours with them.
• If toi had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."
• The main accomplishment of almost all organized protests is to annoy people who are not in them.
• If there really is a God who created the entire universe with all of its glories, and He decides to deliver a message to humanity, he WILL NOT use, as His messenger, a person on cable TV with a bad hairstyle.
• You should not confuse your career with your life.
• A person, who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.
• No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.
• When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy.
• Your Friends l’amour you, anyway.
• Nobody cares if toi can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
1. Must [b]love[b] his mother.
2. Shows effection (at least to Her).
3. Is willing to admitt feelings torwords her.
4. Tells his Friends good things bout her.
5. One that will not cheat.
6. Great personality, smart, and funny (Good looks r just a plus!)
7. Tells her how much he loves her.
8. Likes her parents.
9. Willing to take it slow.
10. Listens to her when she need it!
11. That wont jugde her on her looks ou anything also.
12. Comforts her when needed!
13. Like the same musique as her!
14. One that dont call romantic films chick flicks.
15. That is willing to hold her sissy dog in public.
16. One that just him and not trying to be someone else.
17. One that is willing to help and sometyme even cry wit her!
18. One that wont make fun of her when she does stupid stuff ou make a stupid choice.
19. One that wont Chris Brown (aka Hit her) her!
20. And last but not least One that will dirty talk sometymes. MDR JK JK JK (Thats just me)
2. Shows effection (at least to Her).
3. Is willing to admitt feelings torwords her.
4. Tells his Friends good things bout her.
5. One that will not cheat.
6. Great personality, smart, and funny (Good looks r just a plus!)
7. Tells her how much he loves her.
8. Likes her parents.
9. Willing to take it slow.
10. Listens to her when she need it!
11. That wont jugde her on her looks ou anything also.
12. Comforts her when needed!
13. Like the same musique as her!
14. One that dont call romantic films chick flicks.
15. That is willing to hold her sissy dog in public.
16. One that just him and not trying to be someone else.
17. One that is willing to help and sometyme even cry wit her!
18. One that wont make fun of her when she does stupid stuff ou make a stupid choice.
19. One that wont Chris Brown (aka Hit her) her!
20. And last but not least One that will dirty talk sometymes. MDR JK JK JK (Thats just me)
