2. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.
3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
4. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.
5. toi have to tell a guy what toi really want before he gets the message clearly.
6. Guys l’amour their moms ou grandmas.
7. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.
8. toi can never understand him unless toi listen to him.
9. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.
10. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with toi may end up being admired par your boyfriend.
11. A usual act that proves that the guy likes toi is when he teases you.
12. Guys l’amour girls with brains plus than girls in miniskirts.
13. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.
14. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.
15. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he's sweating. You'll probably see that he is nervous.
16. Guys don't really have final decisions.
17. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.
18. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.
19. Guys like girls who are like their moms ou grandmas. No kidding!
20. When a guy gives a crooked ou pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.
21. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.
22. Guys' weakest point is at the knee.
23. When a guy looks at you, either he's amazed of toi ou he’s criticizing you.
24. When a guy says he can't sleep if he doesn't hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters toi and sometimes makes fun of you.
25. Guys hate girls who overreact.
26. Having one, good best friend to help toi through these problems and always being there for toi will make toi feel 110% better. Have a nice, long, confessing conversation with them before toi decide what you're gonna do with your boy.
27. Your girl Friends are much better than boys will ever be. Always have your one amazing friend and you'll get each other through everything! <3
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Car Stereotypes
There are many different types of cars for many different types of people. Observe.
Audi
Man: *Driving a black A6 at 80 miles an heure down the highway* Get out of the fucking way!!! *Pushes a Cadillac off the road*
Woman: *Crashes into a tree* Maniac!
Man: *Tailgating a Jaguar that is actually going the speed of 55* Come on, don't toi know what the speed is?! *Honks the horn* Let's go!! *Honks again* I don't have time for this!! *Bumps into the Jaguar, and makes it crash...
Because why not, right?
1. My favori foods are dill pickles and potatoes.
2. I do not like coffee. ou tea.
3. I can't think of a joint in my body I don't crack on a daily basis.
4. I l’amour l’amour l’amour l’amour retro advertising, mostly from 80s and down. It makes me feel very nostalgic.
5. I have been dying my hair since I was a young teenager.
6. My favori couleurs are brown, purple and gray.
7. I consider myself a contrarian.
8. I lived in England for 6 months when I was 4 years old.
9. I suffer from all manner of link.
10. My humor is so dry and sharp, my own parents can't tell when I'm joking or...
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1. My favori foods are dill pickles and potatoes.
2. I do not like coffee. ou tea.
3. I can't think of a joint in my body I don't crack on a daily basis.
4. I l’amour l’amour l’amour l’amour retro advertising, mostly from 80s and down. It makes me feel very nostalgic.
5. I have been dying my hair since I was a young teenager.
6. My favori couleurs are brown, purple and gray.
7. I consider myself a contrarian.
8. I lived in England for 6 months when I was 4 years old.
9. I suffer from all manner of link.
10. My humor is so dry and sharp, my own parents can't tell when I'm joking or...
An Imperial landing craft was leaving Coruscant. However, no Imperials were inside. It was only two men from the Republic.
Republic Pilot: *Looking at the clear sky. No other ships are seen as they are out of Coruscant*
Colonel Turner: *Walks up, and sits suivant to the pilot* Thirty five minutes. Can we make it?
Republic Pilot: We can make it. Will your Friends make it?
Colonel Turner: Let's hope so.
Song: link
John made it back to the shed with Morris, Mary, and Cartwright where Heidi was waiting in the speeder bus.
Heidi: *Puts up a jammer, and turns it on*
John: *Starts the speeder bus,...
Praise Kek!
There is no peace, there is PEPE
There is no fear, there is Shadilay(Peace be upon him).
There is no death, there is God Emperor.
There is no weakness, there is the MEMES.
I am the cœur, coeur of darkness.
I know no fear.
But rather I instil it in my enemies.
I am the destroyer of worlds.
I know the power of the MEMES.
I am the feu of hate.
All the universe bows before kek.
I pledge myself to kek.
For I have found true life In the death of SocJus.
Peace is a lie, there is only Kek.
Through passion, I gain salt.
Through Shadilay(Peace be upon him), I gain power.
Through power, I gain Lulz.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The MEMES shall set me free.
Preached par the Enlightened Prophet known as ''The Turbo Syncretist''. The truth has been spoken! Know
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KEK WILLS IT!
