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1.    Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys l’amour flirts.
3. A guy can like toi for a minute, and then forget toi afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are toi doing something?" ou "Have toi eaten already?" are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all jour but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.
8. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.
10. Guys hate it when toi talk about your ex-boyfriend.
11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.
12. Guys want to tell toi many things but they can't. And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell toi many things and it is drinking!
13. Guys cry!!!!!!!!
14. Don't provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.
15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.
16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.
17. When toi touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.
18. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never mind!" would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what toi are thinking.
19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.
20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
21. When a guy makes a prolonged "umm" ou makes any excuses when you're asking him to do toi a favor, he's actually saying that he doesn't like toi and he can't lay down the card for you.
22. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow."
23. toi have to tell a guy what toi really want before he gets the message clearly.
24. Guys hate gays!
25. Guys l’amour their moms.
26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get toi a couple of roses.
27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.
28. toi can never understand him unless toi listen to him.
29. If a guy tells toi he loves toi once in a lifetime. He does.
30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.
31. Like Eve, girls are guys EUR™ weaknesses.
32. Guys are very open about themselves.
33. It's good to test a guy first before toi believe him. But don't let him wait that long.
34. No guy is bad when he is courting.
35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.
36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that much pretty.
37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with toi may end up being admired par your boyfriend.
38. If a guy tells toi about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. toi don't need to give advice.
39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes toi is when he teases you.
40. A guy finds ways to keep toi off from linking with someone else.
41. Guys l’amour girls with brains plus than girls in miniskirts.
42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.
43. Guys virtually brag about anything.
44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.
45. Guys think too much.
46. Guys' fantasies are unlimited.
47. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but her weight does!
48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!
49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.
50. It's not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they've been together for 3 years ou more.
51. toi have to tell a guy what toi really want before getting involved with that guy.
52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in l’amour and hurt, he won't be matured and grow up.
53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot plus than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.
54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.
55. Guys are tigres in their peer groups but become tamed pussycats with their girlfriends.
56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he's sweating. You'll probably see that he is nervous.
57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.
58. When a guy asks toi to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."
59. Guys don't really have final decisions.
60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.
61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.
62. If a guy has been kept shut ou silent, say something.
63. Guys believe that there's no such thing as l’amour at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong.
64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.
65. Guys don't like girls who coup de poing harder than they do.
66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.
67. A guy would waste his time over video games and basketball, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.
68. Guys l’amour girls who can cook ou bake.
69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!
70. A guy has plus problems than toi can see with your naked eyes.
71. A guy's friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.
72. Don't be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.
73. Don't be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you'll be surprised.
74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do plus repelling than attracting guys.
75. Guys are plus talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.
76. Guys don't comprehend the statement "Get lost" too well.
77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still l’amour them more.
78. When a guy gives a crooked ou pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.
79. Guys don't care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.
80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them, they'll realize they're wrong.
81. Any guy can handle his problems all par his own. He's just too stubborn to deal with it.
82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.
83. Guys' weakest point is at the knee.
84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.
85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things.
86. When a guy looks at you, either he's amazed of toi ou he's criticizing you.
87. When toi catch him cheating on toi and he asks for a seconde chance, give it to him. But when toi catch him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him.
88. If a guy lets toi go, he really loves you.
89. If toi have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at toi and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you're with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves toi plus than your boyfriend does.
90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance livres that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
91. toi can tell if a guy is really hurt ou in pain when he cries in front of you!
92. If a guy suddenly asks toi for a date, ask him first why.
93. When a guy says he can't sleep if he doesn't hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters toi and sometimes makes fun of you.
94. toi can truly say that a guy has good intentions if toi see him praying sometimes.
95. Guys seek for conseil not from a guy but from a girl.
96. Girls are allowed to touch boys' things. Not their hair!
97. If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you.
98. Guys hate girls who overreact.
99. Guys l’amour toi plus than toi l’amour them if they are serious in your relationships.
added by ace2000
Thanks too AMC, breaking Bad was played all thought christmas.. I PVR'd every every episode, in order.. And I mean EVER episode..

If toi remember ou not, I a dit I would possibly do reviews of Breaking Bad.. And turns out, I was right about that, so here I go..

Frankly, compared too MONSTER and BOJACK HORSEMAN (ironically Aaron Paul is the reason I watch BoJack, and because of Breaking Bad).. These reviews will be REAL reviews.. Lengthy, well thoughtout, and very worth reading..

So.. Last time I watched this show, I stopped around the beginning of season 3.. As it got rather boring.. Now.. With...
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posted by tamore
as much as i l’amour the song par my l’amour brittany spears this is about the aléatoire club

y'all are toxic not because y'all have different opinions (idgaf about that man) but because y'all are so quick to point out flaws. compliments are rare and instead everything seems to be a fight. it's a war of the egos because nobody wants to be wrong and everybody thinks they're better and smarter than everyone else.

it's interesting i suppose to look at it sociologically - the internet levels out such differences as socioeconomic class, appearance, gender to a large extent, location, language........... instead...
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posted by Hades_Shadow
For all Wreck-it Ralph fans out there, here is a club I made here to create and play as your own character from any of the games in the Movie! So far we have the Games of Fix-it Felix Jr., Sugar Rush, and Heroes Duty! I would have just made a link but it would not add it here, so here it is!

To those who stumble on this article, Welcome! This will be the Role Play for those who l’amour the Movie Wreck-It Ralph. This page itself is for toi to game jump. toi can share things with different characters, go try your luck in another game, and mainly to make friends. There will be a couple rules, but...
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posted by slenderman777
Hello. Please Listen to me, it's for you're own good. I feel compelled to warn toi of the danger that was recently unleashed upon the internet. I don't have much time left as it is, I feel that he draws near.

I like to surf the net, as do most people. Sometimes the internet gets boring though, and i find myself having nothing to do than go on the anonymous webcamming site known as "Omegle". I'm sure most of toi have heard of it, as it is notorious for having those perverts jerking their camelote, indésirable on the webcam.

Well, I went into Omegle for the first time in forever, and well, I guess they have this...
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posted by deathding
Hello there! My name is Jared, and I was a huge fan of this old blog named Ask Dr. Robotnik, but it was cancelled due to his life having too much work.

But I plan on reviving it and doing my own take on it, but if you're not familiar with it, here's how it works.

toi type in the commentaires section something to ask Dr. Robotnik and I'll answer it with a funny picture/text/both. It may not sound that fun at first, but believe me when I say it is.

To get started, all toi have to do is type into the commentaires section something to ask Dr. Robotnik, and once we get 5+ commentaires I'll make a new article answering them with funny pictures and text!

This is for you, Matt. :) Thanks for all the good times.

 commentaire now!
Comment now!
Before we get started I’ll like to make some rules for this list:
*Only animé allowed on this liste meaning only Japanese dessins animés
*They are rare exceptions to the last rule though, if the cartoon acts like an anime.
* I had to watch the animé to include the theme song to the list
*One song per anime

10.Princess Tutu Op(Morning Grace):
We start off this liste with a very dark and tragic animé Op to match the animé it represents.The genre is the Magical girl genre so, of course it’s going to be dark. It’s known to be deceiving; Anyway back on topic with The Princess Tutu opening.
link]https://youtu.be/aH0ULZZScJQ[/url][/url]...
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posted by kicksomebut23
Simple,Named,Websites that are founded

lol.com
Bored.com
Nice.com
Flirt.com
Lonerwolf.com
Games.com
Gay.com
Red.com
Funny.com
Lesbian.com
Stupid.com
Pretty. Com
Turkey.com
Time.com
Chicken.com
Crazy.com
Boys.com
Girls.com
Purple.com (The website is just purple)
Pink.com
Light.com
Scary.com
Sexy.com
Naughty.com
Rap.com
People.com
Face.com
Drugs.com
Sonic.com
Native.com
Fish.com
Smelly.com
Smell.com
Yellow. Com
Yours.com
Fake. Com(founded best source for plants?)
Play.com
Orange.com
Old.com
Typing.com
Hail.com
ill.com (a picture of a penguin)
Comic.com
Cat.com
Messy.com( DPK is someone princess)
Go.com (Disney?)
Lion.com
Battery.com
Power.com...
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posted by KristineGiangan
Have toi ever experience that toi don't have any Friends ? loner ? Ano ba talaga ng Friendships ?

Diba ang kaibigan laging na diyan sa tabi mo? Hindi ka nila iiwan at higit sa lahat lagi mong karamay .

What if ang mga kaibigan mo ay nakasala sayo ?
Papatawarin mo sila ulit . Pero ayaw naman ng mama mo . na makipagkaibiganka ulit sa kanila . Sila lang yung mga kaibigan mo since elementary hanggang naging High School ka .

Ano ba dapat gawin ? Susundin mo mama ou Kaibigan nalang ang pipiliin mo ?

Kaibigan dapat ipapaglalaban . Kung hindi mo alam ang gagawin mo dapat maaliwasan mo muna ang isapan mo....
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posted by -SkySplitter-
Legend of Zelda Rap: par Smosh

Disclaimer: I don't own the lyrics.

Yeah, my name is Link, man
More well known than 'Lil Wayne
Oh toi thought my name was Zelda?
(That's a f**king girl's name!)

I've saved the world like 15 times
And saved the princess from demise
And I do it all alone
With no help and no advice

(Hey, look, listen)
Hey look listen toi f**king annoying fairy
I'd rather be forced to listen
To constant Katy Perry

I think it's about time
I got some recognition
Don't toi think
Legend of Zelda?
Screw that!
Legend of Link!

[Chorus]
Cause he's the
L to the I to the n to the k
Wears tights everyday
Don't give...
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posted by Tailsfan99
Frozen," the latest Disney musical extravaganza, preaches the importance of embracing your true nature but seems to be at odds with itself.

The animated, 3-D adventure wants to enliven and subvert the conventions of typical Disney princess films while simultaneously remaining true to their aesthetic trappings for maximum merchandising potential. It encourages young women to support and stay loyal to each other—a crucial message when mean girls seem so prevalent—as long as some hunky potential suitors and adorable, wise-cracking creatures also are around to complete them.

It all seems so...
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Ok, this is my first fan-fiction, no negative commments plz.

"Lock' in teh poool," Rumblfoot sadii.
"I seee it, it;s a profecy, Hollylaf sad.
"FBrumble will concour Fir and Bamble and blud will ran throug thee 4rest," Hollylaf resighted.
"Thee poo haz spoooken." Gayflyht said.
"Tall teh medisin cat! A KNEW HERU WILL BE BURN!" Rumblfuut shittad.
Add a hereo wass burned...














































































Teh thym of Brumble haz cume.