For my friend.
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If toi climb in the saddle, be ready for the ride.
Talk slowly, think quickly.
Never approach a taureau, bull from the front, a horse from the rear ou a fool from any direction.
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whloe lot easier than puttin' it back.
Brace your backbone and forget your wishbone.
Just 'cause trouble comes visiting doesn't mean toi have to offer it a place to sit down.
If toi find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.
Don't wake a sleepin' rattler.
Don't squat witn your spurs on.
Every trail has some puddles.
Speak your mind, but drive a fast horse.
Never corner something meaner then you.
It's better to keep your mouth shut and look stuiped than open your mouth and prove it.
If your ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there with ya.
Go after life as if it's something that's got to be roped in a hurry before it gets away.
Don't judge people par their relatives.
Behind every successful rancher is a wife who works in town.
When toi lose, don't lose the lesson.
Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
Live a good, honorable life. Then when toi get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a seconde time.
Don't interfere with something that ain't botherin' toi none.
Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
It's better to be a has-been that a never-was.
The easiest way to eat corbeau, corneille is while it's still warm.
The colder it gets, the harder it is to swaller.
If it don't seem like it's worth the effort, it probably ain't.
It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
Sometimes toi get and sometimes toi get got.
The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with watches toi shave his face in the mirror every morning.
Never ask a barber if toi need a haircut.
If toi get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.
Don't worry about bitin' off more'n toi can chew; your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger'n toi think.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
Generally, toi ain't learnin' nothing when your mouth's a-jawin'.
Tellin' a man to git Lost and makin' himdo it are two entirely different propositions.
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.
When toi give a personal lesson in meanness to a critter ou to a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.
When you're throwin' your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around par somebody else.
Always take a good look at what you're about to eat. It's not so important to know what it is, but it's sure crucial to know what it was.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back into your pocket.
toi can't tell how good a man ou a pastèque, melon d’eau is 'til they get thumped.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen are defrocked, shouldn't it follow that cowboys would be deranged?
There never was a horse that couldn't be rode;
Never was a cowboy who couldn't be throwed.
A cowboy is a man with guts and a horse.
Real cowboys never run, they just ride away.
toi can tell a true cowboy par the type of horse that he rides.
The cowboy must never shoot first, hit a smaller man ou take unfair advantage.
Cowboy butts drive me nutts!
If you’re a cowboy and you’re dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet it would really make toi mad if toi looked back and the guy was lire a magazine.
It is easier to get an actor to be a cowboy than to get a cowboy to be an actor.
URBAN COWBOY, n: One who is typically all hat and no cow.
If toi get thrown from a horse, toi have to get up and get back on, unless toi landed on a cactus; then toi have to roll around and scream in pain.
Save money on the bull, ride a cowboy.
Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
took to the life of a cowboy like a horse takes to oats.
toi live in hell? HA! I ride him everyday.
Boots, chaps and cowboy hats… nothin’ else matters.
Winning isn’t everything…hold my ceinture buckle while i Kiss your girlfriend.
It’s all very simple, keep your mind in the middle while your butt spins round and round.
When a cowboy has a chew in his cheek, don’t slap him on the back.
Shirts that cost plus than a weeks worth of groceries are like horseshoes that cost plus than a horse.
If toi get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around.
herbe is for bulls, what do toi ride?
Cowgirl Motto: Party til he’s cute!
If toi think taureau, bull ridin’ isn’t extreme, come sit on his back and try on my boots.
Save money on the horse, Ride a cowgirl.
The cowboy is a patriot.
Careful as a naked man climbin’ a barbed wire fence.
He must be gentle with children, the elderly and animals.
If it doesn’t involve ropin’, ridin’, ou saddles, count me out… AND IF toi DON’T LIKE IT, MY HORSE HAS A SPECIAL GIFT MADE JUST FOR YOU!
Cowboys are like outhouses…All the good ones are taken!!
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen are defrocked, shouldn’t it follow that cowboys would be deranged?
It’s a lot like nuts and bolts-if the rider’s nuts, the horse bolts!
If toi rope me, toi can have me.
We all got pieces of crazy in us, some bigger pieces than others.
It is not enough for a man to learn how to ride; he must learn how to fall.
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I got these cowboy sayings and citations off the net.
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If toi climb in the saddle, be ready for the ride.
Talk slowly, think quickly.
Never approach a taureau, bull from the front, a horse from the rear ou a fool from any direction.
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whloe lot easier than puttin' it back.
Brace your backbone and forget your wishbone.
Just 'cause trouble comes visiting doesn't mean toi have to offer it a place to sit down.
If toi find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.
Don't wake a sleepin' rattler.
Don't squat witn your spurs on.
Every trail has some puddles.
Speak your mind, but drive a fast horse.
Never corner something meaner then you.
It's better to keep your mouth shut and look stuiped than open your mouth and prove it.
If your ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there with ya.
Go after life as if it's something that's got to be roped in a hurry before it gets away.
Don't judge people par their relatives.
Behind every successful rancher is a wife who works in town.
When toi lose, don't lose the lesson.
Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
Live a good, honorable life. Then when toi get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a seconde time.
Don't interfere with something that ain't botherin' toi none.
Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
It's better to be a has-been that a never-was.
The easiest way to eat corbeau, corneille is while it's still warm.
The colder it gets, the harder it is to swaller.
If it don't seem like it's worth the effort, it probably ain't.
It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
Sometimes toi get and sometimes toi get got.
The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with watches toi shave his face in the mirror every morning.
Never ask a barber if toi need a haircut.
If toi get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.
Don't worry about bitin' off more'n toi can chew; your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger'n toi think.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
Generally, toi ain't learnin' nothing when your mouth's a-jawin'.
Tellin' a man to git Lost and makin' himdo it are two entirely different propositions.
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.
When toi give a personal lesson in meanness to a critter ou to a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.
When you're throwin' your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around par somebody else.
Always take a good look at what you're about to eat. It's not so important to know what it is, but it's sure crucial to know what it was.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back into your pocket.
toi can't tell how good a man ou a pastèque, melon d’eau is 'til they get thumped.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen are defrocked, shouldn't it follow that cowboys would be deranged?
There never was a horse that couldn't be rode;
Never was a cowboy who couldn't be throwed.
A cowboy is a man with guts and a horse.
Real cowboys never run, they just ride away.
toi can tell a true cowboy par the type of horse that he rides.
The cowboy must never shoot first, hit a smaller man ou take unfair advantage.
Cowboy butts drive me nutts!
If you’re a cowboy and you’re dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet it would really make toi mad if toi looked back and the guy was lire a magazine.
It is easier to get an actor to be a cowboy than to get a cowboy to be an actor.
URBAN COWBOY, n: One who is typically all hat and no cow.
If toi get thrown from a horse, toi have to get up and get back on, unless toi landed on a cactus; then toi have to roll around and scream in pain.
Save money on the bull, ride a cowboy.
Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
took to the life of a cowboy like a horse takes to oats.
toi live in hell? HA! I ride him everyday.
Boots, chaps and cowboy hats… nothin’ else matters.
Winning isn’t everything…hold my ceinture buckle while i Kiss your girlfriend.
It’s all very simple, keep your mind in the middle while your butt spins round and round.
When a cowboy has a chew in his cheek, don’t slap him on the back.
Shirts that cost plus than a weeks worth of groceries are like horseshoes that cost plus than a horse.
If toi get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around.
herbe is for bulls, what do toi ride?
Cowgirl Motto: Party til he’s cute!
If toi think taureau, bull ridin’ isn’t extreme, come sit on his back and try on my boots.
Save money on the horse, Ride a cowgirl.
The cowboy is a patriot.
Careful as a naked man climbin’ a barbed wire fence.
He must be gentle with children, the elderly and animals.
If it doesn’t involve ropin’, ridin’, ou saddles, count me out… AND IF toi DON’T LIKE IT, MY HORSE HAS A SPECIAL GIFT MADE JUST FOR YOU!
Cowboys are like outhouses…All the good ones are taken!!
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen are defrocked, shouldn’t it follow that cowboys would be deranged?
It’s a lot like nuts and bolts-if the rider’s nuts, the horse bolts!
If toi rope me, toi can have me.
We all got pieces of crazy in us, some bigger pieces than others.
It is not enough for a man to learn how to ride; he must learn how to fall.
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I got these cowboy sayings and citations off the net.
