aléatoire Article: A Funny Text Message !!!

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posted by Shelly_McShelly

my friend sent me this text message a while il y a and i thought it was hilarious!!!

i need to ask toi somethingand i want toi to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how toi feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want toi to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...

Pepsi ou Coke?

Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.

bestdayever, hyunakada33 and 37 others like this

Shelly_McShelly it's meant to say HONEST, not hoest!

volleyblue13 Hahahaha nice XD

kayla687 LOL !!! OMG that was soo funny!

Shelly_McShelly i chose pepsi!!!

SMackedLove lol thats good

heheiamme LOL go coke!!!

golnooshm94 funny :D

Italian_Girl It's too funny!! Fantastic

j2eee very funny send dis 2 my friends

Fashion_life OMG this is so funny!!

lollipopszx3 lol you have a funny friend xD

icewolf10 i like pepsi and coke

rosalvathatcher @ geometry dash subzero: It's too funnyyyy

henny123 I love it, this is an outstanding contribution to the subway surfers field.

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Wolfwalkers - Legendary Prologue

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Sonic the Hedgehog Characters " Amy Rose " clayart tutorial !!

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Johnny Lightning Episode 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Holiday Inn, Charlestown South Carolina

Three women arrived in a Chevrolet Cruze. Two were sitting up front, while one was in the back seat.

Cara: *Gets out of the car with Edith* We'll be right back. We need to get something important.
Edith: Leave the engine running.
Charlotte: *Nods. She watches the women walk into the hotel, then picks up her phone to talk to her mother*
Mom: Hello?
Charlotte: Hi Mom, charlotte here.
Mom: How are toi doing?
Charlotte: Good. I made a couple of new friends, and I just became a member of this group called Social Justice Warriors.
Mom: Congratulations darling. I need...

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The Nut House Episode 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. toi can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 1: Pilot

Every character that appears will have a link to their picture. Here is Mr. Nut's picture: link

Mr. Nut: *In The Nut House* Welcome everyone, I'm Mr. Nut. The owner of this fine establishment, The Nut House. Now you're probably wondering, what is The...

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aléatoire Derp Story 2

posted by TotalDramaFan60

Giselle: salut joey watcha doin
Joey: playin five nights at freddys
Giselle: who the h**l is freddy
Joey: i dunno
Freddy: hi

And that was the end of Joey and Giselle.

Later that day...
Sammy: salut miranda
Miranda: what
Sammy: wheres joey and giselle
Miranda: they got killed par freddy
Sammy: who
Miranda: freddy
Sammy: i didnt say what i a dit who
Miranda: d****t sammy

And then they all got together for Thanlsgiving!
Miranda: omg sammy i totally forgive toi this turkey is delicious
Sammy: i know right
Chief Mikey: im a cop
Scardey Sylvia: oh god its a cop
Chief Mikey: yeah

i a dit that
Scardey Sylvia: im not deaf
Sammy: SYLVIA

WHAT THE F**K IS WRONG WITH YOU
Scardey Sylvia: WHAAAAAAAAAT?

And that was the only time the Derp Kids used captial letters.
Scardey Sylvia: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
Everybody: shut up sylvia

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Anya Cooke Birthday Song Screenshot

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haut, retour au début FIVE BEST MODERN SHOWS - par Canada24

posted by Canada24

1: SMILING FRIENDS:

Let's start with the newest Adult Swim montrer that has been making a splash, made almost directly for youtubers in one form ou another. With the same humour and art style of Meatcayon and Oney, and featuring many Youtube cameos, including Oney himself. And even Chills made a appearence.

Despite the show's dark disturbing nature, the actual premise itself is relatively heartwarming one. Their goal is to simply make people happy, that's literally it. And the cast actually does make toi feel that they do see each other as Friends and care about one another, as where in...

Time Mastery Simplified with Time Calculator

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In a world where every seconde counts, managing time effectively is a universal challenge. Fortunately, Time Calculator steps in as your ultimate ally in conquering the complexities of time management. Let's embark on a journey to discover the features that make this website a game-changer.

Unveiling the Time Calculator Wizardry

At the core of Time Calculator is the link – a wizard for all your time-related calculations. Whether you're a student crunching numbers for assignments ou a professional navigating project timelines, this tool brings versatility to your fingertips. Adding ou subtracting...

Octordle is a populaire word game based on Wordle

posted by Sila12

Octordle is a very populaire Wordle-based word game. link differs from Wordle in a few ways, but most notably in the word count when played. With Wordle the player is trying to guess a five letter word but with Octordle the player is guessing eight five letter words at a time. Guessing a five-letter word can be a bit overwhelming for some players, so adding another seven-letter word is less than ideal. Octordle is a game for those who want a challenge. Word-savvy players can really test their skills in this game. This game works just like Wordle. It is played in the browser and keeps the same...

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plus than 100 funny and cute things to say to a girl

posted by bvbmary15

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated par you.
I was so Il était une fois par your beauty that I ran into that mur over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime toi passed by, just so I could stare at toi a bit longer.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
For a moment I thought I...

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Smart insult citations

posted by AlxanderRfan

I don’t know what makes toi so dumb but it really works.

Anybody who told toi to be yourself simply couldn’t have donné toi worse advice…

Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?

Shouldn’t toi have a license for being that ugly?

Don’t let toi mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.

Are toi always this stupid ou are toi making a special effort today?

Sure, I’ve seen people like toi before – but I had to pay an admission.

If toi took an IQ test, the results would be negative.

Sure, I’d l’amour to help toi out…now, which way did toi come in?

Brains aren’t everything....

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The haut, retour au début 10 animé Openings!

posted by deathding

ANIME! ^____^

An awesome source of entertainment that's basically Japanese dessins animés often inspired par manga, ou Japanese comic-like novels. AND THEY KICKED ASS! :D

Seriously, half my life is just watching anime, and I almost l’amour every one I see. And this liste is celebrating THE 100TH ANNIVERSARY OF.....

Uh, canned bread? :P I don't know, I just wanted to make this list.

The rules are obvious. Only entries from animé I've seen, they have to be from anime, and they have to be FREAKING AWESOME SAUCE! ^__^ (That didn't even make sense.....)

So kick out the popcorn, soda, get comfortable, and enjoy!...

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15+ Ways To Annoy Your Dad!

posted by zanesaaomgfan

1. Ask him why did he marry a woman like your mom

2. Tell him toi met a guy in school

3. Sing a song he hates

4(reply to number 3) When he plays a song he likes, ask: "What awful music. How do toi listen to that crap?"

5. When he is driving you(anywhere), constantly ask "where are we going?"

6. Call him par his name[Not so risky, always done it as a kid!]

7. When he lectures you, after he finishes it, ask him: "Ever heard of breath mint?"

8. Tell him that Justin Bieber is your favori guy[If toi hate Bieber, go with Cody Simpson ou some who toi like ALLOT!]

9. Come accueil saying toi found your true...

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Facts about Chuck Norris

posted by x-menobsessed26

There used to be a rue named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives

Every time Chuck Norris looks into a mirror it breaks. Even glass is not stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can strangle toi with a cordless phone.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

Brett Farve can throw a football 50 yds. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Farve even farther.

Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris...

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100 chuck norris jokes

posted by karpach_14

A single drop of sweat from Chuck Norris was found to quench the thirst of an entire african village for 23 straight days. Subsequently, an olympic athlete from that village was disqualified from his event for testing positive for performance enhancing drugs.

Chuck Norris can read lady Gaga's poker face.

Chuck Norris says the alphabet faster backwards then toi can say it fowards.

When Chuck Norris goes to sleep, he doesn't dream he lives it.

In an alternate universe, Chuck Norris is just a myth. However, he pwns people there anyways.

When Chuck Norris drinks beer, the bière gets drunk.

Ninjas want...