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Here are a series of Pointless questions.feel free to comment. :)
AND snappy PICKUP LINES!
Whats the worst thing toi have done in the bathroom?
L-Jack off to u :)
M-Lookd at toi and puked. :p

What turns toi on?
L-..u
M-sadly.....lindsy lohan?

Worst thing to do In public?
L-hmm...
M- get a boner cuz of ya ;x

Who's your Daddy?
L-Gabe
M-Shud have been a smurf

hmmmmmm.....

cacahuète, arachide beurre and..?
L- lube
M- Smores :)

Dont trust a..?
L-preggo chicks bf
M- HOE!

Worst thing a guy can do on a first date?
L-say "I rather do Edward Cullen"
M-pick his teeth and try to Kiss you?

I wana..?
L-Fuck toi :)
M-TOUCH YOU

But..Y?

L-Cuz...
..UR SEXY :p
M-You got the right stuff?

PICKUP LINES :)

1-Your rubber Im Glue.Lets face it I wana be on you.
2-I'd like to feel toi from the inside
3-Are toi tierd cuz youve been running threw my mind all night
4-What Turns toi On?
A- The fact that its cold outside and i can see threw your chemise i find toi rather perky.\

5-Where wud toi like to go tonight
A-I'd say Lets go to the films then we can watch aléatoire people speak but i wont look away from ur beautiful eyes.I'd buy toi some candy.How about a lolipop?
6-Call me DADDY and I'll give toi a spanking.
7-You turn my soft wear into HARD wear
8-Like flo rida a dit it so well..Babby id like to c ur head spin right round...right round :p
9-Do toi think strap ons are groovy
10-Back that thing up!!!!
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1. Call themselves ugly.
-You're beautiful. So what if toi don't look like a movie étoile, star because there's always someone prettier than that movie star.
-Be yourself.

2. Call themselves fat.
-Just because toi l’amour to eat doesn't necessarily mean your fat. I eat so much nourriture in one jour you'd think I'm gonna go feed an army.
-If toi want to eat, eat. If people don't like it then toi throw whatever you're eating at them.

3. Twerk.
-Stop twerking! Especially if toi don't have no ass.

4. Care what people think of them.
-Fuck those people because you're worrying about someone toi may never see again ou someone...
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posted by XxKeithHarkinxX
jnrm:
ugh... your depressed AGAIN...
8:00pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Aye.
Do toi want to knwo why?
8:01pmjnrm:
not again..... thats like the 10000000th time this month
8:01pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
first time actually
8:12pmjnrm:
uh huh...
8:13pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
My god, it's help if toi actually supported me instead of treating it liek someone kinda of joke
8:14pmjnrm:
Well im sorry but toi say the same thing every time taylor, i just have a hard time beleiving toi now after toi keep saying the same thing over and over again
8:14pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
You don't even knwo what it's about this time
8:16pmjnrm:
yah well ive got a...
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posted by Insane4ever
salut so this is the 3rd part of my story,changed a little,sorry for misspells n if toi didnt see the précédant 2 parts toi have a button under the article 2 see all my articles...n chose the amnesia story ones....

So our character is walking around the desert.....well lets see whats he thinking about,lets be him....


Characters point of view:
im starwing,thirsty,dont know where the hell i am.im trying to keep my self sane,but it isnt working.i decided couse i dont know my name i will have to think of one......il have to think of a name for my self,"how many people do that eh.maybe i could call my...
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posted by karpach_14
Q: What do elves learn in school?

A: The Elf-abet!

Q: What's the most populaire wine at Christmas?
A: "I don't like sprouts" !

Q: If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
A: Missletoe!

Q: What do toi get when toi traverser, croix a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.

Q: Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
A: Because he had low elf esteem.

Q: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
A: So he can ho-ho-ho.

Q: Where do polar bears vote?
A: The North Poll.

Q: What do toi get when toi traverser, croix an archer with a gift-wrapper?
A: Ribbon hood.

Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter ?
A: Because it's to far to...
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posted by milorox18
"Friends forever‚" toi promised.
"Together till the end."
We did everything with each other.
You were my best friend.

When I was sad‚ toi were par my side.
When I was scared‚ toi felt my fear.
You were my best support-
If I needed you‚ toi were there.

You were the greatest friend‚
You always knew what to say:
You always made everthing seem better.
As long as we had each other‚
Everything would be okay.

But somewhere along the line‚
We slowly came apart.
I was here‚ toi were there‚
It tore a hole in my heart.

Things were changing‚
Our cheerful musique reversed its tune.
It was like having salt...
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