41 ways to annoy your parents
1. Follow them everywhere.
2. When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow.
3. If toi have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly.
4. Talk to a pen constantly.
5. When your Friends come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid.
6. Have a dozen of imaginary Friends that toi ask their opinion of everything.
7. After toi have your bath, emballage, wrap a bath towel around toi and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask toi what you're doing, say "Wearing clothes is against my religion."
8. Run into walls.
9. Cover yourself with a white blanket and try to walk around the house without tripping ou running into something. Look at the ground and whenever toi see your parents' feet, yell "BOO!"
10. Randomly pluck someone's hair out and scream, "DNA!!!!!!!!" as loud as toi can.
11. Every 30 seconds, yell "I gotta go to the bathroom!!!" then stay in the bathroom for an heure and a half, grunting your ABC's.
12. In the grocery store, try to stick as many melons down your pants as possible then start dancing.
13. Stick cherries on your nose and start dancing around like a clown.
14. Flush the toilet while they're in the shower.
15. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a retard!"
16. Eat your hair. (I've tried it. It works.)
17. When toi douche ou bath, yell "HELP! I'M DROWNING!!!!!!!!!!"
18. Snort loudly when toi laugh and laugh harder.
19. Go into their room at 1 in the morning and yell "GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE!"
20. Try to climb the wall.
21. Say everything backwards.
22. In public yell "NO MOM I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!!"
23. At everything they say scream "LIAR!!!!!"
24. Fill up the bath then drain it and repeat 5 times. When toi fill it up the 6th time, try to get in it then yell "MOM! DAD! THE WATER IS COLD!!"
25. Try to swim in the floor.
26. Pretend to be a phone.
27. Wear a T-shirt pointing to one of your parents that says "I'm with stupid."
28. In a supermarket, point at everything toi see and scream "I WANT THAT! CAN I HAVE IT?"
29. Switch the light button on and off for a few minutes then say "Oooohhhh... I get it!"
30. Tap on their door all night.
31. Throw a tantrum in the middle of the supermarket, sit cross-legged and traverser, croix your arms in the middle of the aisle until your parents let toi buy what toi want to have.
32. After everything they say, respond "Yeah, but no, but yeah, but no"
33. Claim toi have been abducted par aliens before and tell all their friends.
34. When they ask toi to call someone, stay where toi are and yell their name.
35. Destroy the house and then go tell them, "I l’amour toi Mommy/Daddy"
36. Cling to them constantly and blame it on "separation anxiety".
37. If they ever take toi to their job, touch EVERYTHING and spin on their bureau chair.
38. Knock over every container of liquid toi see "accidentally".
39. Do the opposite of what they tell you.
40. Bring accueil the absolutely opposite type of guy/girl they'd want toi to see. Like a drop out ou a goth ou something. Tell them he/she's toi new boyfriend/girlfriend.
41.Yell out mangue everywhere toi go
1. Follow them everywhere.
2. When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow.
3. If toi have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly.
4. Talk to a pen constantly.
5. When your Friends come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid.
6. Have a dozen of imaginary Friends that toi ask their opinion of everything.
7. After toi have your bath, emballage, wrap a bath towel around toi and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask toi what you're doing, say "Wearing clothes is against my religion."
8. Run into walls.
9. Cover yourself with a white blanket and try to walk around the house without tripping ou running into something. Look at the ground and whenever toi see your parents' feet, yell "BOO!"
10. Randomly pluck someone's hair out and scream, "DNA!!!!!!!!" as loud as toi can.
11. Every 30 seconds, yell "I gotta go to the bathroom!!!" then stay in the bathroom for an heure and a half, grunting your ABC's.
12. In the grocery store, try to stick as many melons down your pants as possible then start dancing.
13. Stick cherries on your nose and start dancing around like a clown.
14. Flush the toilet while they're in the shower.
15. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a retard!"
16. Eat your hair. (I've tried it. It works.)
17. When toi douche ou bath, yell "HELP! I'M DROWNING!!!!!!!!!!"
18. Snort loudly when toi laugh and laugh harder.
19. Go into their room at 1 in the morning and yell "GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE!"
20. Try to climb the wall.
21. Say everything backwards.
22. In public yell "NO MOM I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!!"
23. At everything they say scream "LIAR!!!!!"
24. Fill up the bath then drain it and repeat 5 times. When toi fill it up the 6th time, try to get in it then yell "MOM! DAD! THE WATER IS COLD!!"
25. Try to swim in the floor.
26. Pretend to be a phone.
27. Wear a T-shirt pointing to one of your parents that says "I'm with stupid."
28. In a supermarket, point at everything toi see and scream "I WANT THAT! CAN I HAVE IT?"
29. Switch the light button on and off for a few minutes then say "Oooohhhh... I get it!"
30. Tap on their door all night.
31. Throw a tantrum in the middle of the supermarket, sit cross-legged and traverser, croix your arms in the middle of the aisle until your parents let toi buy what toi want to have.
32. After everything they say, respond "Yeah, but no, but yeah, but no"
33. Claim toi have been abducted par aliens before and tell all their friends.
34. When they ask toi to call someone, stay where toi are and yell their name.
35. Destroy the house and then go tell them, "I l’amour toi Mommy/Daddy"
36. Cling to them constantly and blame it on "separation anxiety".
37. If they ever take toi to their job, touch EVERYTHING and spin on their bureau chair.
38. Knock over every container of liquid toi see "accidentally".
39. Do the opposite of what they tell you.
40. Bring accueil the absolutely opposite type of guy/girl they'd want toi to see. Like a drop out ou a goth ou something. Tell them he/she's toi new boyfriend/girlfriend.
41.Yell out mangue everywhere toi go
DEMENTED POEMS
roses are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
roses are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
roses are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And montrer me your tits
roses make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And toi l’amour it up the shitter
roses are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
roses are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
roses are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
roses are shit
Violets are crap
montrer me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
roses are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And avaler, hirondelle it down
roses are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
roses are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
roses are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
roses are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And montrer me your tits
roses make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And toi l’amour it up the shitter
roses are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
roses are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
roses are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
roses are shit
Violets are crap
montrer me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
roses are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And avaler, hirondelle it down
roses are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
my friend sent me this text message a while il y a and i thought it was hilarious!!!
i need to ask toi somethingand i want toi to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how toi feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want toi to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...
Pepsi ou Coke?
Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.
i need to ask toi somethingand i want toi to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how toi feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want toi to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...
Pepsi ou Coke?
Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.