LMAO!
I saw this on a Norwegian website, and I thought it would be fun to have here. So I just translated it to English, and here toi go! =P

A escargot can sleep for three years.
Our eyes are the same size from we were born, but our nose and ears never stops growing.
An éléphant is pregnant for 2 years.
The worlds youngest parents were 8 and 9 years old and lived in China in 1910.
During an average day, toi have indirectly come in contact with 15 penises, for example, par taking the door handle.
23% of all copiers that are destroyed, become destroyed because people copy their ass.
There are not naturally blue foods. Even blueberries are purple!
If toi try to hold back a sneeze, toi can blow a blood vessel / a blood vessel in the head ou neck, and hence die in an instant
An average person fears spiders plus than death!
The strongest muscle toi have is your tounge.
toi can't kill yourself par holding your breath.
It is plus likely to be killed par a champagne cork than being poisoned par a spider!
An ant can lift 50 times its own weight, pull 30 times its own weight and always fall over to the right side when it dies.
Ploarbears are left-handed.
A cockroach can live 9 days without a head before it starves to death.
The éléphant is the only animal that can't jump.
Ostrich's eye is bigger than the brain.
After an hour's swim in a public swimming pool, toi have gathered up 1/2 liters of urine.
toi breathe daily into one liter of other people's anal gases.
toi spend 6 months of your life on the toilet.
A crocodile can not stretch out his tongue.
The shrimp's cœur, coeur is located in its head.
It is physically impossible for pigs to look up at the sky.
plus than 50% of the world's population has never received ou made a phone call.
When to wear earphones in just one heure increases the bacteria in the ears about 700 times.
Did toi know that 60% of all the times toi wash your hands, toi don't wash your right thumb?
par s’embrasser toi exchange plus germs than if toi lick a clean toilet.