1. toi can do whatever toi damn well please.
2. Shave your legs and the razor is never dull from his face.
3. Not only is your razor not dull, who needs to shave at all now?
4. toi can leave bra and other unmentionables in view.
5. toi can slump around the house in any old thing.
6. toi don't having to think about birth control, calendars ou ovulation. Mother Nature can visit whenever she likes.
7. toi can go out and flirt as much as your cœur, coeur desires, without a worry in the world.
8. The toilet siège issue -- need I say more?
9. Free drinks at bars! Men seem to know when you're single and tend to be very generous.
10. toi can have male Friends without having to defend yourself and explain that nothing else is going on.
11. toi can finally see all the good vidéos -- the romantic, cheesy films. (Get some ideas girly vidéos in our Chick Flicks area.)
12. No one grossing out over Tampax wrappers being anywhere in the house.
13. toi don't have to wear lanière, thong panties unless toi want to wear them.
14. toi can have sexual gratification at any time, not just when the sports games are over.
15. toi don't have to deal with anyone's grumpy, moody personalities.
16.You can get the juice/cheese/toilet paper/videos/CDs/take-out that toi want.
17. toi can spend as much time as toi want with your family and nobody's lip will drag the ground
18. There is no one putting toi on a tiny pedestal that toi can fall off of at any moment, unless toi are focusing on your balance all jour long.
19. toi don't have to stroke the fragile male ego, and other things.
20. No needless exposure to foulness, burping, gas and so on.
21. Never worry if the lait carton had been directly drunken out of.
22. toi are free at a party ou bar to talk to who toi please, and toi don't always have to turn to and say 'Hon, let's go over and talk to so and so.
23. "You can watch Oprah, Rosie, figure skating, and cooking/decorating shows without having to defend yourself.
24. toi can buy what toi want at the grocery store. So what if toi want to have spaghetti four nights in a row?
25. toi can talk to your girlfriends for hours on the phone without getting dirty, exasperated looks.
26. No 'buddies' coming over for 'a couple of beers' then staying and commenting on Pamela Anderson all night (like any of them have a chance).
27. No plus checking with someone to see if 'it's okay' to tell someone yes ou no to an invitation. toi can accept on the spot.
28. toi don't have to do laundry because he has no clean socks.
29. toi can fill the fridge with fresh fruit and veggies, bottled water, one-percent lait and applesauce instead of cold cuts, bière and Velveeta."
30. No plus Cinemax, American Flyers, Steven Seagal ou Jackie Chan. toi are free to watch Emeril and Ming Tsai three times a jour if toi want.
31. toi no longer have to reassure him that he does indeed look like Bruce Willis.
32. toi can be happy with who toi are, not who he wants toi to be."
33. Your dryer is no longer a fifth dresser drawer.
34. If toi are depressed ou mad at the world for a few minutes, toi don't have to worry about having your 'outlook on life' analyzed.
35. toi can buy something for yourself (a new dress, CD, shoes, ou whatever) without being asked, 'What do toi need that for?'
36. toi can eat garlic ou onions without a seconde thought about breath mints.
37. toi don't have to give yourself lame excuses for not devoting time to yourself.
38. No one is going to get insulted when toi spend the jour at the plage checking out the lifeguards.
39. toi can have eight hours of undisturbed sleep with the covers all to yourself.
40. toi can go to lit in flannel and plaid rather than Frederick's and Victoria
41. The TV Guide crossword puzzle is YOURS, ALL YOURS.
42. If toi tidy up your apartment, it will STAY neat until toi mess it up again!
43. toi can spend your paycheck on what toi want.
44. Your Friends can sleep over and no sleazy 'Can I rejoindre in?' commentaires are made.
45. toi don't have to worry if he will ou won't call.
46. No plus arguments about things toi can't explain.
47. toi can have a clean bathroom with the toilet siège where toi want it.
48. Not only are your dinners free when toi go out on those first dates, but they take toi out to nice places.
49. No snoring!"
50. The best reason for being single is: Vibrators don't talk back, toi can turn them off and on, and they don't stop until they are through serving their purpose.
2. Shave your legs and the razor is never dull from his face.
3. Not only is your razor not dull, who needs to shave at all now?
4. toi can leave bra and other unmentionables in view.
5. toi can slump around the house in any old thing.
6. toi don't having to think about birth control, calendars ou ovulation. Mother Nature can visit whenever she likes.
7. toi can go out and flirt as much as your cœur, coeur desires, without a worry in the world.
8. The toilet siège issue -- need I say more?
9. Free drinks at bars! Men seem to know when you're single and tend to be very generous.
10. toi can have male Friends without having to defend yourself and explain that nothing else is going on.
11. toi can finally see all the good vidéos -- the romantic, cheesy films. (Get some ideas girly vidéos in our Chick Flicks area.)
12. No one grossing out over Tampax wrappers being anywhere in the house.
13. toi don't have to wear lanière, thong panties unless toi want to wear them.
14. toi can have sexual gratification at any time, not just when the sports games are over.
15. toi don't have to deal with anyone's grumpy, moody personalities.
16.You can get the juice/cheese/toilet paper/videos/CDs/take-out that toi want.
17. toi can spend as much time as toi want with your family and nobody's lip will drag the ground
18. There is no one putting toi on a tiny pedestal that toi can fall off of at any moment, unless toi are focusing on your balance all jour long.
19. toi don't have to stroke the fragile male ego, and other things.
20. No needless exposure to foulness, burping, gas and so on.
21. Never worry if the lait carton had been directly drunken out of.
22. toi are free at a party ou bar to talk to who toi please, and toi don't always have to turn to and say 'Hon, let's go over and talk to so and so.
23. "You can watch Oprah, Rosie, figure skating, and cooking/decorating shows without having to defend yourself.
24. toi can buy what toi want at the grocery store. So what if toi want to have spaghetti four nights in a row?
25. toi can talk to your girlfriends for hours on the phone without getting dirty, exasperated looks.
26. No 'buddies' coming over for 'a couple of beers' then staying and commenting on Pamela Anderson all night (like any of them have a chance).
27. No plus checking with someone to see if 'it's okay' to tell someone yes ou no to an invitation. toi can accept on the spot.
28. toi don't have to do laundry because he has no clean socks.
29. toi can fill the fridge with fresh fruit and veggies, bottled water, one-percent lait and applesauce instead of cold cuts, bière and Velveeta."
30. No plus Cinemax, American Flyers, Steven Seagal ou Jackie Chan. toi are free to watch Emeril and Ming Tsai three times a jour if toi want.
31. toi no longer have to reassure him that he does indeed look like Bruce Willis.
32. toi can be happy with who toi are, not who he wants toi to be."
33. Your dryer is no longer a fifth dresser drawer.
34. If toi are depressed ou mad at the world for a few minutes, toi don't have to worry about having your 'outlook on life' analyzed.
35. toi can buy something for yourself (a new dress, CD, shoes, ou whatever) without being asked, 'What do toi need that for?'
36. toi can eat garlic ou onions without a seconde thought about breath mints.
37. toi don't have to give yourself lame excuses for not devoting time to yourself.
38. No one is going to get insulted when toi spend the jour at the plage checking out the lifeguards.
39. toi can have eight hours of undisturbed sleep with the covers all to yourself.
40. toi can go to lit in flannel and plaid rather than Frederick's and Victoria
41. The TV Guide crossword puzzle is YOURS, ALL YOURS.
42. If toi tidy up your apartment, it will STAY neat until toi mess it up again!
43. toi can spend your paycheck on what toi want.
44. Your Friends can sleep over and no sleazy 'Can I rejoindre in?' commentaires are made.
45. toi don't have to worry if he will ou won't call.
46. No plus arguments about things toi can't explain.
47. toi can have a clean bathroom with the toilet siège where toi want it.
48. Not only are your dinners free when toi go out on those first dates, but they take toi out to nice places.
49. No snoring!"
50. The best reason for being single is: Vibrators don't talk back, toi can turn them off and on, and they don't stop until they are through serving their purpose.
This is spell to turn into a mermaid I haven't tried the spell hope it works.
The spell:
1. Go into the bathroom with your favourite collier on.
2. Get in the bathtub and sit in the tub closing your eyes softly.
3. Say this:
Magic spirits of the deep I would like a tail not 2 feet beauty be upon me poisson all kinds let me see when I'm finished in the sea when I'm dry my feet return to me.
4. Dry off really fast toi need to be completely dry.
5. Touch some water and toi will become water that has turned out to be bubbles and toi will get a tail but toi do not decide the water decides the colour of the tail. Also toi will get powers when toi do something hard but not with in water.
Don't look at the full moon otherwise the moon will put a spell on toi but the spell the got put on toi will end in the mornings.
The spell:
1. Go into the bathroom with your favourite collier on.
2. Get in the bathtub and sit in the tub closing your eyes softly.
3. Say this:
Magic spirits of the deep I would like a tail not 2 feet beauty be upon me poisson all kinds let me see when I'm finished in the sea when I'm dry my feet return to me.
4. Dry off really fast toi need to be completely dry.
5. Touch some water and toi will become water that has turned out to be bubbles and toi will get a tail but toi do not decide the water decides the colour of the tail. Also toi will get powers when toi do something hard but not with in water.
Don't look at the full moon otherwise the moon will put a spell on toi but the spell the got put on toi will end in the mornings.