When it comes to guys, toi can usually narrow it down to three things: sports, sex, and beer. However, there are some things toi might not know about the male that go beyond their favori team, position, and alcoholic beverage. For your enjoyment, I present 25 things about guys toi probably didn't know, didn't want to know, ou didn't take the time to notice.
1. As much as toi want to talk about past relationships, zip the lip. When toi tell a guy toi are still good Friends with an ex, that translates to, "we still hook up occasionally."
2. Always wait to hear how many people they've slept with before toi reveal your numbers. Anything above 10 is generally considered slutty, and anything below 5 is generally considered a lie.
3. Every guy has one "dorky" hobby; some guys play computer games like Everquest, others build paper airplanes. While I know you're desperate to change them, let them have this one thing, it will keep them sane.
4. Guys like it when it's bare, toi know where. "If a girl's got a nice box I'll go down on her anytime." If that doesn't say it, I don't know what does.
5. They don't like your drunken alter ego. If he's really nice he will hold your hair back while toi puke, but toi are still the girl who puked.
6. Never walk into the bathroom without knocking first, there are some things that guys just don't want us to see (or smell). If they are in there for plus then 10 minutes toi should wait about 20 before toi walk through that door.
7. If toi haven't heard the expression, it goes something like this, "Bros before hoes." "Don't criticize a friend of your man unless he brings it up first."
8. Try not to go through their shit. Once toi do, don't tell them.
9. Guys like compliments too. If toi tell them toi like their shirt, chances are they will remember and wear that chemise again.
10. If they smell like pot, they've probably been smoking. If they smell like booze, they've probably been drinking. Put your interrogation flashlight away.
11. They look at Internet porn.
12. If toi approach it the right way, toi can get any guy to watch Sex and the City with you.
13. They have probably hooked up with one of your friends, and if they haven't, they want to.
14. If a guy has small hands ou feet, don't commentaire on it, unless you're prepared for an awkward situation.
15. If a guy asks toi to chill, it's okay to bring a friend the first time—from then on, save the sidekick for parties and other social events.
16. They like getting head plus than giving it.
17. A framed picture of yourself as a gift is creepy. Anything from Sharper Image should do the trick.
18. Some guys pee sitting down.
19. If they tell toi they "already have a Beirut partner," they don't want to hook up with you.
20. If a guy seems into toi but doesn't act on it, there is a chance that one of his Friends wants you.
21. Guys will silence your calls when they are a) At a sporting event, b) At the bar, ou c) Hooking up with another girl.
22. If a guy's Facebook status says "single," he is not your boyfriend.
23. Sometimes sports take priority over sex.
24. They don't want to hear about your period. Period.
25. "Guys like girls who are into religion, because it gives them something to believe in—and something to scream during sex."
1. As much as toi want to talk about past relationships, zip the lip. When toi tell a guy toi are still good Friends with an ex, that translates to, "we still hook up occasionally."
2. Always wait to hear how many people they've slept with before toi reveal your numbers. Anything above 10 is generally considered slutty, and anything below 5 is generally considered a lie.
3. Every guy has one "dorky" hobby; some guys play computer games like Everquest, others build paper airplanes. While I know you're desperate to change them, let them have this one thing, it will keep them sane.
4. Guys like it when it's bare, toi know where. "If a girl's got a nice box I'll go down on her anytime." If that doesn't say it, I don't know what does.
5. They don't like your drunken alter ego. If he's really nice he will hold your hair back while toi puke, but toi are still the girl who puked.
6. Never walk into the bathroom without knocking first, there are some things that guys just don't want us to see (or smell). If they are in there for plus then 10 minutes toi should wait about 20 before toi walk through that door.
7. If toi haven't heard the expression, it goes something like this, "Bros before hoes." "Don't criticize a friend of your man unless he brings it up first."
8. Try not to go through their shit. Once toi do, don't tell them.
9. Guys like compliments too. If toi tell them toi like their shirt, chances are they will remember and wear that chemise again.
10. If they smell like pot, they've probably been smoking. If they smell like booze, they've probably been drinking. Put your interrogation flashlight away.
11. They look at Internet porn.
12. If toi approach it the right way, toi can get any guy to watch Sex and the City with you.
13. They have probably hooked up with one of your friends, and if they haven't, they want to.
14. If a guy has small hands ou feet, don't commentaire on it, unless you're prepared for an awkward situation.
15. If a guy asks toi to chill, it's okay to bring a friend the first time—from then on, save the sidekick for parties and other social events.
16. They like getting head plus than giving it.
17. A framed picture of yourself as a gift is creepy. Anything from Sharper Image should do the trick.
18. Some guys pee sitting down.
19. If they tell toi they "already have a Beirut partner," they don't want to hook up with you.
20. If a guy seems into toi but doesn't act on it, there is a chance that one of his Friends wants you.
21. Guys will silence your calls when they are a) At a sporting event, b) At the bar, ou c) Hooking up with another girl.
22. If a guy's Facebook status says "single," he is not your boyfriend.
23. Sometimes sports take priority over sex.
24. They don't want to hear about your period. Period.
25. "Guys like girls who are into religion, because it gives them something to believe in—and something to scream during sex."
