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posted by xneville_rocksx
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours?





2 People who are willing to get off their butt to chercher the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.





3 When people say 'Oh toi just want to have your cake and eat it too'. toi got that right! What good is cake if toi can't eat it?





4 When people say 'it's always the last place toi look'. Of course it is. Why the heck would toi keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this?

5 When people say while watching a film 'did toi see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the stupid floor.





6 People who ask 'Can I ask toi a question?'.... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.





8 When people say 'life is short'. What the heck?? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What can toi do that's longer?





9 When toi are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came, would I still be standing here?
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posted by flippy_fan210
1.pant, growl, yell like flippy when you're mad.

2.when toi see Candy act all jittery like nutty and steal it.

3.steal stuff all the time and laugh like shifty and lifty.

4.act like lumpy, enough said.

5.act scared all the time like flaky.

6.act like toi have no hands.

7.never talk, only act out stuff like mime.

8.act like disco bear.

9.act like splendid.

10.act like the mole.

11.hide in the background like truffles.

12.sneak around all the time like sneaky.

13:sit still and hardly ever déplacer like cro-marmot.

14.say "Le" before everything like souris ka-boom

15.fight all the time like fliqpy.

16.talk like the arbre friends.
posted by mehere
haut, retour au début 21 songs of october/november (they r in aléatoire order)


suivant 2 u -cris brown
cheers-rihanna
i wanna go-britney spears
right there-5o cent
super bass-nicki minja
out of my head-trey songz
dont wanna go home-jason derulo
lighters-eminem ft.bruno mars,bad meets evil
best l’amour song-T-pain
it girl-jason derulo
toi and i-lady gaga
toi make me feel-cobra starship
stero hearts-gym class heros
pumped up kids-foster the people
someone like u-adele
moves like jagger-maroon 5
how we do it-bountry killer
run the world-beyonce
we belong together-mariah carey
hello-martin solveig
barefoot blue jean night-jake owen


i hope u like these if u want me to do another one plez tell me!!!
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

Who was the first person to say "See that chicken there....I'm gonna eat the suivant thing that comes out of it's butt."

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the pain grillé to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

If Jimmy cracks blé, maïs and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

Can a corbillard carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a...
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1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks toi To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your rubbish bin On Your bureau And Label It 'In.'

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone is Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your cheques, Write 'For Smuggling Diamonds'

7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy.'

8. Don t use any punctuation...
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