If toi tied buttered pain grillé to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?
If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when toi turn on the headlights?
toi know how most packages say "Open here". What happens if toi open it somewhere else?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?
Why is it that when toi transport something par car, it's called a shipment, but when toi transport something par ship, it's called cargo?
toi know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, toi turn down the volume on the radio?
If toi have your finger touching the rearview mirror that says -- "objects in mirror are closer than they appear", how can that be possible?
Why is it so hard to remember how to spell MNEMONIC?
If someone invented instant water, what would they mix it with?
Why is it called a TV "set" when toi only get one?
Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
Why does an alarm clock "go off" when it begins ringing?
If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?
Why does "cleave" mean both divisé, split apart and stick together?
Why is it, whether toi sit up ou sit down, the result is the same?
Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?
Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together?
Why is there an expiration rendez-vous amoureux, date on acide, sure cream?
If toi keep trying to prove Murphy's Law, will something keep going wrong?
Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?
How can someone "draw a blank"?
Shouldn't there be a shorter word for "monosyllabic"?
Why is the word "abbreviate" so long?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
If toi can't drink and drive, why do toi need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?
Have toi ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
If a cow laughed real hard, would lait come out her nose?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
What is another word for "thesaurus"?
When they ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
If 75% of all accidents happen within 5 miles of home, why not déplacer 10 miles away?
Why doesn't "onomatopoeia" sound like what it is?
Why do 'tug' boats push their barges?
Why do we sing 'Take me out to the ball game', when we are already there?
Why are they called 'stands' when they're made for sitting?
Why is there only ONE Monopolies Commission?
Does a poisson get cramps after eating?
Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a "near miss"? Shouldn't it be called a "near hit"?
What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?
How can there be "self help GROUPS"?
Why are we afraid of falling? Shouldn't we be afraid of the sudden stop?
Why is it called a bust, when it stops right before the part it is named after?
Why is it called 'after dark', when it is really after light?
If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when toi turn on the headlights?
toi know how most packages say "Open here". What happens if toi open it somewhere else?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?
Why is it that when toi transport something par car, it's called a shipment, but when toi transport something par ship, it's called cargo?
toi know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, toi turn down the volume on the radio?
If toi have your finger touching the rearview mirror that says -- "objects in mirror are closer than they appear", how can that be possible?
Why is it so hard to remember how to spell MNEMONIC?
If someone invented instant water, what would they mix it with?
Why is it called a TV "set" when toi only get one?
Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
Why does an alarm clock "go off" when it begins ringing?
If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?
Why does "cleave" mean both divisé, split apart and stick together?
Why is it, whether toi sit up ou sit down, the result is the same?
Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?
Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together?
Why is there an expiration rendez-vous amoureux, date on acide, sure cream?
If toi keep trying to prove Murphy's Law, will something keep going wrong?
Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?
How can someone "draw a blank"?
Shouldn't there be a shorter word for "monosyllabic"?
Why is the word "abbreviate" so long?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
If toi can't drink and drive, why do toi need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?
Have toi ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
If a cow laughed real hard, would lait come out her nose?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
What is another word for "thesaurus"?
When they ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
If 75% of all accidents happen within 5 miles of home, why not déplacer 10 miles away?
Why doesn't "onomatopoeia" sound like what it is?
Why do 'tug' boats push their barges?
Why do we sing 'Take me out to the ball game', when we are already there?
Why are they called 'stands' when they're made for sitting?
Why is there only ONE Monopolies Commission?
Does a poisson get cramps after eating?
Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a "near miss"? Shouldn't it be called a "near hit"?
What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?
How can there be "self help GROUPS"?
Why are we afraid of falling? Shouldn't we be afraid of the sudden stop?
Why is it called a bust, when it stops right before the part it is named after?
Why is it called 'after dark', when it is really after light?
Death came to a guy and said: "My friend today is your day."
Guy:"But I'm not ready!"
Then death said,"well your name is the suivant on my list".
Guy:"Okay why don't toi take a siège and I will get toi something to eat before we go?".
Then death said,"all right"
The guy gave death some nourriture with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.
The guy took the liste and removed his name from the haut, retour au début of the liste and put it at the bottom of the list.
When death woke up he a dit to the guy, "Because toi have been so nice to me, I will start from the BOTTOM of the liste ..."
Moral of the story: - Whatever is written in your destiny ... Will never change no matter how much toi try!!
Guy:"But I'm not ready!"
Then death said,"well your name is the suivant on my list".
Guy:"Okay why don't toi take a siège and I will get toi something to eat before we go?".
Then death said,"all right"
The guy gave death some nourriture with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.
The guy took the liste and removed his name from the haut, retour au début of the liste and put it at the bottom of the list.
When death woke up he a dit to the guy, "Because toi have been so nice to me, I will start from the BOTTOM of the liste ..."
Moral of the story: - Whatever is written in your destiny ... Will never change no matter how much toi try!!
A stoner called the feu department and said, "Come quick my house is on fire!" The Fireman asked "How do we get there?" The stoner says "DUH, the big red truck!"
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I appreciate every single person here, and despite my being very moody at times, I will always care for those who feel the same towards me :D
I noticed that I've been very...unpleasant on fanpop towards some people, and I apologize for that. All I could say was that I was in the Darkest Time of my life, and it consumed me entirely. But now, that will change >:)
I am me again. I l’amour and respect those who have always been there for me, were kind to me, are my fans, and appreciate each and every one of toi for the rest of my life :)
I l’amour toi all! Have a beautiful, wonderful jour :D
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