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posted by Shelly_McShelly
a boy was asked par his teacher to pick some spelling words for his homework. the boy goes accueil and asks his mum "what's a good spelling word?" and the mother réponses " Shutup, i'm busy", so he writes it down.
he goes to his dad and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and the dad réponses "da na na na Batman!" so he writes it down.
suivant he goes to his older sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she réponses "yeah yeah" so the boy writes it down.
he goes to his younger sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she réponses "lollipop, lollipop" so he writes it down.
Finally he goes to his younger brother and asks the same question and he réponses "in my little red car"

so he goes to school the suivant jour and his teacher asks "what is one of your spelling words" and the boy réponses "shutup!"
the teacher, says " excuse me, do toi want to go see the principle!"
the boy says "yeah yeah"
so he goes to the principles office and is asked "who do toi think toi are?" par the principle. the boy réponses "da na na na batman".
the principle then says " what do toi think toi deserve?" and the baie réponses " lollipop, lollipop"
The principle, no outraged, says " how do toi think toi were going to get away with this?"
and the boy says "IN MY LITTLE RED CAR!"

sorry its really long
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toi can read it in the papers
In some places it comes in thirty-two flavors
But toi wouldn't tell no one
Your favori if toi could

From the White House to the alleys
From the President down to Long Tall Sally
Can't live with it but
You'll die without it, yes toi would

Senorita’s in the kitchen
She's a fistful of dynamite
You call 911 but you
Can't stop the fun tonight, it's alright

You can't start a feu without a spark
But there's something that I guarantee
You can't hide when infection starts
Because l’amour is a social disease
Love is a social disease, uh-huh

Where toi look toi can find it
Try to run but...
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I was lost, then I found you
I never thought it would be this way
Showed toi my heart, I left it unguarded
Like a thief in the night toi a volé, étole it away

Now you're gone, the pain goes on and on
I still hear toi whispering to me through the shadows of the night

Love lies, you're just a victim of the headlines
You're running on into a cold night
You're just a number to the l’amour lies

All alone toi called it survival
He Lost at l’amour to a stranger's lines
Walking the streets, he’s searching with vengeance
For a face that he dreams of night after night

Time goes on, all signs of life stolen, simple dreams were...
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It’s in your eyes, feeling’s can’t be disguised
‘Cause the truth makes me want toi to tell me lies
My biggest fear is crying oceans of tears
I would rather toi not be so sincere

How cold could toi be
What would toi do if toi were me
I’m better off if it’s a mystery

‘Cause I don’t wanna know
If I kissed your lips for the last time
Please don’t say if it’s so
Tell my cœur, coeur it’s not goodbye
And do this one thing for me
Make up some stupid story tonight
It’s alright, keep the truth and tell me lies

Something’s not right, l’amour is nowhere in sight
I’m not ready to let go, it’s not...
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Zoom zoom in under my skin
Gotta slow down now to begin
Baby don’t rush toi can look but don’t touch
You think u know
When u see me in my videos
How the story goes
But that’s just the side that I expose
Look through the lens
You see my body, not who I am
So don’t pretend
And try to act like you’re my boyfriend
U wanna get somewhere
Then boy don’t touch me there
Just get up close and personal, personal
Zoom zoom in under my skin
Gotta slow down now to begin
Baby don’t rush toi can look but don’t touch
Zoom zoom
In to my head
Gotta know me to be my man
Boy prove you’re in love
You can look but don’t...
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If ya got the time I’ll take it
If ya got the vibe we’ll make it
I’ll do that I’ll do that
If toi wanna dance let’s déplacer it
If toi wanna play let’s play it
I’ll do that I’ll do that
And I get on up
And I get on down
And I play the fool when I act the clown
You know that I’d do anything for you
If toi want the world toi got it
If toi want the girl toi got it
I’ll do that baby
I’ll do that
So much for you
If toi want it all toi got it
Can toi hear me call toi got it
I’ll do that baby
I’ll do that
So much for you
So much for you
So much for you
If ya got the game let’s win it
If ya got the...
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posted by -Yusha-
Death came to a guy and said: "My friend today is your day."

Guy:"But I'm not ready!"
Then death said,"well your name is the suivant on my list".

Guy:"Okay why don't toi take a siège and I will get toi something to eat before we go?".

Then death said,"all right"
The guy gave death some nourriture with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.

The guy took the liste and removed his name from the haut, retour au début of the liste and put it at the bottom of the list.

When death woke up he a dit to the guy, "Because toi have been so nice to me, I will start from the BOTTOM of the liste ..."

Moral of the story: - Whatever is written in your destiny ... Will never change no matter how much toi try!!
posted by invadercalliope
I wanna be the very best

Like no one ever was

To catch them is my real test

To train them is my cause

I will travel across the land

Searching far and wide

Teach Pokemon to understand

The power that's inside

Pokemon!

Gotta catch 'em all--

It's toi and me

I know it's my destiny

Pokemon!

Ooooh, you're my best friend

In a world we must defend

Pokemon!

Gotta catch 'em all--

Our hearts so true

Our courage will pull us through

You teach me and I'll teach you

Pokemon!

Gotta catch 'em all!

Gotta catch 'em all!

Yeeaa.

Every challenge along the way

With courage I can face



To claim my rightful place

Come with me the time is right...
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posted by jessicamc26
A stoner called the feu department and said, "Come quick my house is on fire!" The Fireman asked "How do we get there?" The stoner says "DUH, the big red truck!"






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posted by sapherequeen
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I just want to take the time to thank everyone here who has known me, been on my side, is a fan of me, cares about me, etc. :)

I appreciate every single person here, and despite my being very moody at times, I will always care for those who feel the same towards me :D

I noticed that I've been very...unpleasant on fanpop towards some people, and I apologize for that. All I could say was that I was in the Darkest Time of my life, and it consumed me entirely. But now, that will change >:)

I am me again. I l’amour and respect those who have always been there for me, were kind to me, are my fans, and appreciate each and every one of toi for the rest of my life :)

I l’amour toi all! Have a beautiful, wonderful jour :D
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posted by KatiiCullen94
dear Alice.
i don't know why i say alice anymore, i think now i write these emails to myself, to secure me that toi were real, that toi all were , that he was.
There is evidence that toi were here. and was my best friend. But sometimes i dont know wheither i was dreaming ou not, But i stop that thought to think again, if it was a dream and toi diddnt exist,then how did i know your name, ou did i make toi up, along with every one else. Maybe i'm going crazy, from without toi i dont know. But i want to find out. Do toi think a crazy person can be the one to digiosed themselves?? Lets hope for...
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