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EPISODE ONE:

Spike: [snoring]

Twilight: Let's go through this one plus time.

arc en ciel Dash: [sighs] We've been over it like a million times, Twilight! We found all six keys, defeated Tirek, and got this sweet castle! End of story!

Twilight: Yes, but why?

Applejack: I dunno, sugarcube. Maybe it's just your new house and there ain't nothin' plus to it than that.

Rarity: I must say, speaking strictly on aesthetics, there really doesn't need to be plus to it. It's all simply divine!

Fluttershy: I agree with Twilight. And Rarity. And Applejack. And arc en ciel Dash. And Pinkie Pie. Oh, and probably Spike.

Spike: [snoring]

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Twilight: As princess, I've been chosen to spread the magic of friendship across Equestria. So why would the arbre of Harmony want us to sit in a château in Ponyville? It doesn't make any sense.

Fluttershy: But if this is Ponyville, why are our cutie marks over there?

Twilight: I don't know. But it seems like the map wants us to find out. The Tree, the chest, this castle, and now the map. How can we ''not'' follow it?

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(skips to them waiting for the train)

Twilight: salut girls, I'm still looking at this map. The place seems to be somewhere in Fillydefia. So how would we know exactly where it is, if we never been to fillydefia..

Pinkie: Yeah.. I, sort of thought of that. So I, sort of, invited, someone else..

Twilight: Like who?

Saten: (suddenly appears, clearly drunk) ALRIGGHT! LET'S DO THIS!

Pinkie: (sighs) Saten, toi told me toi weren't gonna drink..

Saten: (to Pinkie, still clearly drunk) W Would toi and the twins relax.. I, I's got this.. (hiccup).. (trips and literary falls into the train)..

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arc en ciel Dash: "this" is the were the the map sent us? It looks like the most boring place in Equestria.

AppleJack: It's just as ordinary town, full of ordinary poney folk.

Twilight: Satan Twist. Your from Fillydefia, any idea what this place is called?

Satan: That's just it. I never seen this place before. Which is weird..

Twilight: Hmm.. That "is" weird.

Fluttershy: I think it's lovely.

Satan: (groans) of coarse toi do.

Pinkie (sees everyone in town with creepy smiles, like this a cult ou something): I don't like it. I Don't like it one bit.. I mean look how their smiling. And those just aren't right.

Twilight: Forget the smiles. Look at the cutie marks!

arc en ciel Dash: Okay. "that's" weird!

Twilight: An entire town of the same cutie mark!? How could that be!?

arc en ciel Dash: I bet there's some sort of horrific monster behind it.

Twilight: What makes toi say that?

arc en ciel Dash: Because fighting a horrific monster would be super-awesome!

AppleJack: Ah reckon we just ought to head into shown and talk to some locals. They could tell us what's going on.

arc en ciel Dash: Good idea AJ. Let's go!

Saten: (sighs) fine..

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Double Diamond: (knocking on door) Starlight. We have new visitors.

Starlight Glimmer, leader of the "cult", comes out of her home.

Starlight: Welcome, welcome.

Saten: Oh my god.. She's so hot!

The main six look at him weirdly.

Satan: What?

Starlight Glimmer: Welcome! I'm so pleased to have toi here.

Double Diamond: This is Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, arc en ciel Dash, and Twilight Sparkle... And, umm... We never got the red one's name..

Saten: I'm Saten Twist.. But toi could call me anything toi want.

Starlight Glimmer: Riiight..

Starlight Glimmer: (turns her attention to Twilight) Forgive my bluntness, but I'm assuming it's Princess Twilight Sparkle? We don't get many Alicorns around here.

Twilight Sparkle: Yes, but "Twilight" is fine.

Starlight Glimmer: So! How did toi hear of our little village?

Twilight Sparkle: It's kind of a long story. Let's just say we found it on a map.

Pinkie Pie: Technically, it's a Tree-chest-castle-map!

Starlight Glimmer: Well, however toi found us, we're happy to have you! We're happy to have anypony who wants to experience true friendship for the first time.

Applejack: Say what?

Starlight Glimmer: Oh, indeed. That's what's so unique about our village, toi see. Around here, we don't flaunt our special talents because we don't have any special talents to flaunt.

Saten: Okay she's getting less hot. She's creeping me out.

Pinkie: ... Me too.

Starlight Glimmer: Perhaps it would be easier to understand if I gave toi a tour of the village!

(Song begins)

Starlight Glimmer: (singing) Life is so grand in Our Town. We're always filled with cheer. We never have to look around. To know that we're all here.

Citizens: (singing) In Our Town, in Our Town We don't have to wait. To find out that our destiny. Is just to emulate.

Saten: This is getting weird.. (Pinkie nodes in agreement).

Starlight Glimmer: (singing) Let's see those big, happy smiles! Life is a smile in Our Town. Our cutie marks the same. Because we do not separate. Ourselves par plus than name.

Citizens: (singing) In Our Town, in Our Town We dare not compete. Winning only breeds the worst Ego-filled conceit.

Starlight Glimmer: (singing) toi see? Now everybody wins! Life is a joy in Our Town We're all equal here No one is superior And no one shakes in fear.

Citizens: (singing) Our Town, in Our Town/ We work as a team. toi can't have a nightmare If toi never dream.

Saten: Is anyone else creeped out par that dream line?

Dash: Oh toi caught it too huh?

Twilight: Shh.

Starlight Glimmer: (still singing) Other ponies argue. Do toi ever wonder why? When toi think your talent's special/ toi don't see eye-to-eye. There's just too many differences. That lead to disarray. But when toi learn to act as one It's like a holiday.

Citizens: In Our Town, in Our Town. We don't complicate. When toi learn to simplify Life is oh, so great. rejoindre in our utopia. Come out of the dark Banded par equality. par our cutie mark!

arc en ciel Dash: [laughing] You're kidding, right? Give up our cutie marks? No wa-

Saten: (excitedly) I'm in!

Twilight snd Pinkie: (who are both his closest Friends of the group) What?!

Saten: I'm serious, I always hated my cutie mark, I always tell toi that..

arc en ciel Dash: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Is he for real!?

Saten: Hey.. Your not the one who spend your entire life with the wrong cutie mark!

Starlight Glimmer: Terrfiic.. Welcome to the herd Saten.. Nobody has ever entered it, and ever wanted to leave.

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LATER THAT SAME EVENING:

The main six were gathered at a table.

Pinkie: (tearfully, Twilight holding her as comfortingly) I can't believe it, Saten is gone..

Twilight: Oh, he'll be back.. He's just trying to impress that Starlight girl..

AJ: Ah don't know Twilight. He did always tell me he hate his cutie mark, I mean he was serious about that.. I think this is plus than just having a crush on that girl.

Twilight: Well. Wait really.. Okay now 'am' worried.

AJ: (pats her) Don't worry, we're get him back.

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MEANWHILE:

Starlight Glimmer kept her promise and not only removed Saten's awful cutie mark, but also allowed him in their group.

Starlight Glimmer: It's always nice to have someone who truely believes in our ways.. Though sorry it might of cost toi respect from your friends..

Saten: It'll be alright.

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After a series of mishaps the main six ended up joining too,end up imprisoned and their cutie marks removed par Starlight. Though par that point Fluttershy ended up joining the town too.. But jouer la comédie as a spy.

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Jail cell:

Starlight Glimmer: [slightly muffled, over loudspeaker] In sameness, there is peace. Exceptionalism is a lie... Free yourself from your cutie mark. Choose equality as your special talent.

Twilight: Ugh, we've gotta find a way out of here! I can't take much plus of that voice!

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Saten and Fluttershy: Starlight. I think we might have a new friend joining us.

Twilight: (comes out of the room, and is the a dit "new friend").

Starlight Glimmer: Ahh, so toi finally came to your senses and are joining us..

Twilight: I.. I guess.. Are toi sure I'll be happy here?

Starlight Glimmer: Coarse toi will.. Just ask Saten here.

Twilight: But toi sure I can't keep my old cutie mark.

Starlight Glimmer: Outta the question., a poney with a different cutie mark will destory everything..

Fluttershy: then explain THIS! (throws water bucket onto Starlight Glimmer, splashing her).

Starlight Glimmer: I knew toi couldn't be trusted!

But unfortunately for Starlight Glimmer, this reveals her real cutie mark was undernearth, she was wearing makeup,

Party Favor: toi still have your cutie map!

Saten: Wait what?

Fluttershy: It's true Saten. Yeah, she lied!

Party Favor: How could you!?

Double Diamond: Yeah., what about all that talking cutie marks being evil, and stuff.

Starlight Glimmer: T- They are!

Double Diamond: then why toi still have yours!?... The staff was all the magic we needed!

Starlight Glimmer: (sighs).. The "staff" is just a stick I found.. I'M the magic!... Look.. Everything I a dit was still true! Your all be living your miserable lives!.. I made us equal!

Saten: But toi lied to them..


Suger Belle: Yeah, toi think toi will get away with this, becaus-

Starlight Glimmer: Oh look at that! (points at something, and when they do so, she runs for it).

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Skips to the main six trying to break into Statlight's house to get their cutie marks.

Saten: Let me try.. (dramatically raises his front hooves at the door) Open sesame!

Nothing happens.

Saten: (feeling defeated) well I did all I could do.

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Skips to when our Heroes are waiting to get back on the train back to ponyville. Starlight got away, but the town was saved from her cult leader grip.

Saten: Gotta admit.. It feels good to help people.

Twilight: toi should come with us plus often..

Pinkie: Yeah we l’amour having you.

Rarity/Dash: Meh.

Saten: salut AppleJack.. Maybe toi could finally go out with me again.. Considering I helped toi get back your cutie mark.

AppleJack: I told toi Saten. We're only friends.. We tried going out, it didn't work..

Saten: (sadly) Ohhh..

Twilight: I don't know why your still trying, I mean Trixie is the one who's all over you..

Saten: (finally realizes) Your right!.. (starts flying off) And I know where she is! (flies off)

Rainbow: Is he leaving us?

Twilight: (smiles) For now.. He'll meet us later.

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Not far from the town, Trixie finished one of her magic acts and was heading accueil to her RV, she's a traveller so she lives in a RV so she can do so.

Suddenly Saten appeared out of seemingly nowhere, scaring her.

Trixie: Saten?! What toi doing here?

Saten: I -I came to watch you.

Trixie: Saten, I been a magician for nearly ten years, toi never came to watch me.

Saten: Yeah well... I, I really need to talk to you.

Trixie: Yeah well.. I'm not in the mood.. It's been a long day.. I just want to go accueil and take a nap.

Saten: ... Do toi still l’amour me?

Trixie: (freezes)... Well... Yeah... But was tired of stringing me along.

Saten: Well not anymore, I mean-

Trixie: No wait.. Let me guess, blondie dumped toi again.. And now your finally gonna ask me out.. But only to make her jealous..

Saten: No.. I'm not here cause of AppleJack, I mean she finally got it though to me, she doesn't l’amour me. Least not in that way,

Trixie: Well sorry to hear that. But then why are toi here?

Saten: Well, truth is.. (holds Trixie's hooves, lovingly).. Twilight was right. All these years I spent chasing after AppleJack, when she clearly didn't the same.. Yet the real women I should of been trying for, it was toi Trixie. Your the one who loves me.

Trixie pauses again, her beautiful purple eyes are seen properly during that moment.

Trixie: ... Well, it's not like I wasn't throwing hints.

Saten: I know Trixie.. I, I was stupid.

Trixie: (laughs) yes toi were. (squeezes the hands a bit).

Saten: ... A, Anyway. What toi say cutie? Wanna be my girlfriend?

Trixie pauses one plus time, to think.

Trixie: ... (lets go) It's a little late Saten.

Saten: :(

Trixie: (pulls him close) Oh just kidding, I can never stay mad at you.. (presses them together) Now come here. (kisses him on the lips, Saten pauses before giving it back, the whole Kiss lasting least 30 seconds).

Trixie pulls away, leaving a small silence.

Trixie: I uh, better go.. (leaves) Remember to call me.

Saten: (blushing) Of coarse, of coarse.




EPISODE 2:

Saten finally took a seconde train back to Ponyville. But he doesn't make it far from the station when suddenly...

Loud police microphone: GET DOWN ON THE GROUND ASSHOLE! (Saten freaks out and hides on the ground surrendering)

Master Sword: (comes into view, driving police car). Hahaha! Gotcha.. Naw, it's just me.

Saten: Sword? toi scared th- Oh shit, did toi steal cop car!?.. That's crazy!

Master Sword: No, what's crazy. Is leaving it unintended, anyone cold of a volé, étole it.. Prove.. I did!

Saten: But dude! toi can't steal police cars! toi know how illage that is!?

Master Sword: Pffffft, who will pull over a police car.

Saten: I- ... Wow., your actually right.

Master Sword: Have I ever NOT been right?

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(shows an image of Saten about to be lite from a powerful canon, cannon in a very dangerious and unprofessional way, and Master Sword giving him thumbs up, as it was Master Sword's idea).

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Master Sword is still driving the police car, Saten is now in the passinager seat.

Saten: I still can't believe toi pulled this off dude.. And now your even speeding.

Master Sword: Right?!

Radio: Car 53, we're toi heading in such a hurry?

Master Sword: Oh shit that's us.. Uhhh... There's uh., bank robbery.

Radio: There's a bank robbery!?

Master Sword: Yes, we're.. We're heading their now! (turns on the Sirons and starts speeding).

Saten: Dude, we're are toi going!?

Master Sword: Didn't toi hear! Theirs a bank robbery!

Saten: What!? No theirs not-

Master Sword: PROTECT AND SERVE MOTHER FU-

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Suddenly the car crashes right into the a dit bank.

Master Sword (holding handgun): YOUR BEING ROBBED!

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(Sword and Saten arrive into the back of the bank)

Saten: Dude, what are toi doing!?

Master Sword: No talk! We gotta take all this cash!

Saten: Soooo, nobody can steal it?

Master Sword: Uh, yeah!

Saten: Hmmm , Good idea (starts grabbing money bags)

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(Outside)

Sword and Saten are sneaking off with money bags..

Cops: FREEZE!

Saten: Oh shit! We're so dead!

Master Sword: Leave it to me... (To the poney mov cops), it's alright!.. We're cops!

(Long silence)

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Sword and Saten are suddenly thrown into a jail cell.

Master Sword: Damn it! I was so so sure that was gonna work!

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LATER THAT SAME EVENING:

Trixie: (answers her phone) Hello?

Saten: salut cutie!

Trixie: Saten?

Saten: toi a dit to call you.

Trixie: Well, yes, but this isn't a good time, I'm about to perform... I'll call toi back, promise.

Saten: Wait, wait, this is my- (Trixie hangs up).. Last... Phone call..

Saten: (Angrily points at Sword) THIS IS YOUR FAULT!

Master Sword: Still, look at it this way... It could be worse!

Saten: Worse?

Master Sword: Yeah. toi could be a red Pegasus.

Saten: ... (looks at himself, seeing he 'is' a red pegasus) (Sighs) Well, this is the end.. (Falls on the cell bed, feeling defeated).

Master Sword: I wouldn't count on it.. I may know someone who can get us outta this.

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LATER:

Pony: And that's why toi should let my client go..

Judge: Please sir. your client Master Sword has been caught robbing a blank with a stolen police car... And all toi did was montrer up, sit down, and say "that's why toi should let him go"..

Pony: ... I'll give toi twenty bucks.

Judge: DONE! (pounds hammer).




EPISODE 3:

Saten: So glad your finally in ponyville..

Trixie: I'm a traveller babe, so it's not permanent yet, remember that.

Saten: Yeah, but two week!

Trixie: Indeed, enojy it while toi can... (Looks around, seeing a fast nourriture resturant) but is this really the best toi can get for our first 'real' date?

Saten: I'm sorry., but I'm kinda broke these days..

Trixie: Oh why didn't toi say so, I make a 'lot' of money.

Saten: No, no.. I couldn't possibly take my girlfriends money like that.

Trixie: (playfully) but your fine with stealing her fries?

Saten: Just the curly ones toi don't like..

Trixie: No, I l’amour them, and save them for last, but their gone, cause toi ate them..

Saten: ... Oh.

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LATER ON:

(Knock on AppleJack's door)

AJ: (opens it) ... Trixie? Is that you?

Trixie: Yeah it's me.. I just, I feel we got on the wrong foot.. I was so jealous of toi and Saten, that I that never gotten to know you.

AJ: Oh trust me sweetie, there was nothing to be jealous of, it was pretty one sided, pretty sure he just wanted me for my looks.. I can tell he's taking yours a lot plus seriously, and it's great to see actually. I mean he's a new man now, almost sad I let him go. I mean maybe he would of been a better boyfriend if he had toi first.. toi even got him haut, retour au début stop drinking.

Trixie: Well, it's a working progress. He does it less at least..

AJ: Well hope he doesn't do anything stupid, I mean he'll be crazy to let toi go. toi two are so adorable together.

Trixie smiles.

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SEVERAL DAYS LATER:

Saten: So, in conclusion, I believe the painful sensation felt after passing a meal of spicy chill is proof that the rectum does indeed possess the sense of taste.

Trixie: Fascinating, but toi changed the subject. What are we doing for hearts and hoove's Day?

Saten: ... Oh, toi caught that, did you?

Trixie: Come on Saten, toi know I can only be here for so long., It was part of the deal... And I don't remember the last time toi even did anything romantic?

Saten: Sure I do.. I got toi that flower.

Trixie: It was Poison Ivy.

Saten: How was I suppose to know that?!

Trixie: It had a sign saying it was Poison Ivy.

Saten: ...

Trixie: Saten.. toi know I l’amour you.. But AppleJack is right, toi need-

Saten: Wait, toi spoke to my ex?

Trixie: Yeah. Real sweetheart actually.. But frankly she a dit that toi probably won't do better than me.

Saten: ... She's not wrong. She herself is proof of it.

Trixie: Indeed.. So all I ask is toi please try to take our relationship a little plus seriously.

Saten: Fair enough.. I will try.

Trixie: I'm sure toi will (kisses his cheek).

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Meanwhile at a resturant, Sword is on a rendez-vous amoureux, date with Derpy. Master Sword is a green earth poney with short blonde hair with blue eyes, Derpy is also blonde, and is a gray pegasus.. While at it I'll describe Trixie. She's a light blue unicorn poney with beautiful purple eyes, and sometimes wears a big wizard hat.

Derpy: I really messed up on those invitations! I feel just awful!

Master Sword (not listening): God I can't believe I chose Cake N' Bake, I forgot how much I hate this place!

Derpy: I told Cranky I could get 'em printed for cheap, but that meant hiring somebody with no experience using a printing press... Oh, I wish there was a way I could go back in time and fix all this.

Sword (not listening): ... Tonight I'll leave a louy tip, and than send my meal back, even though it's 'exactly' what I ordered!

Derpy: Is it possible were having two different conversations?

Sword: How should I know, I'm not listening to you!

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SATEN/DERPY'S APARTMENT:

Saten and Derpy find each other at their shared apartment somewhere in ponyville downtown. Not much bigger than my real life one, just has too bedrooms, one for each of them.

Saten: Derpy, I need to your opinion about something.

Derpy: I was gonna tell toi the same thing. If I don't do something about this wrong jour mishap, I'm not sure if Cranky Danky will ever forgive me.

Saten: (not listening) Trixie wants me to try being a better boyfriend. I'm not sure what to do.

Derpy: (also not listening) Oh, I wish there was a way I could go back in time and fix all this.

Saten (still not listening): Maybe I should ask AppleJack for advice. She does seem to be rooting for me and Trixie.

Derpy (same): I offered Danky a refund but it didn't help too much.

Saten: Perhaps I should bring an notepad. liste the things AppleJack will say..

Derpy: toi know what? I'll probably end up making a list.

Saten: I'm glad we talked.

Derpy: I'm always here for toi cousin.

Saten: Me too.

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Labatory:

Dr. Hooves: Going back in time is old thinking, my friend. I was working off a cutting-edge theory of making time come vers l'avant, vers l’avant to you... My life's work, decades – centuries, really – of research and experimentation, and I nearly had it cracked! Turns out there's a magic spell for it. Who knew?

Master Sword: Yeah, yeah, yeah... So will toi help Derpy ou not?.. I felt bad about how didn't take Derpy's issues seriously.

Dr. Hooves: What's in it for me?

Master Sword: I'll give toi that soda toi like.

Dr. Hooves: Fine.

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LATER:

Saten: Hello AppleJack.

AppleJack: (with the other girls as they discuss a plan) Ah can't talk wait now Saten.

Saten: But would toi help me be a better boyfriend for Trixie.

AppleJack: Fine, but later.

Saten: Well, I should get goin-

Twi: Saten, wait.. toi know how we put toi as part of our group now?

Saten: What about it?

Pinkie: We need toi your help., Something's coming.

Saten: (groans) What is it THIS time?

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Octavia: Why are Saten and the girls huddled up like that? Do we know what they're on about?

pomme Bloom: The way they're huddled up like that, I'd say it's either a friendship problem ou a monster attack.

Octavia: (naively believing her) A monster attack?! Blast! I'm performing at the ceremony this afternoon, and I still haven't sorted out what to play. How am I meant to practice with a monster invading Ponyville?

Sweetie Belle: Maybe it's just a friendship problem, and it'll all be cleared up in half an heure ou so.

Octavia: [groan] I hope so.

Matilda (runs over): Where's Pinkie Pie?! I need my wedding planner!

Conveniently this it dose reveal there 'is' a monster attacking ponyville. And the main six (well 7) fight against it.

Derpy: (ignoring the fight in the background) What am I gonna do? [gasp] Matilda! I feel so bad about the invitations! Is there anything I can do-

Matilda: FLOWERS!

Derpy: Flowers! got it! (flies off to get flowers).

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SEVERAL DAYS LATER:

Master Sword: There toi are! My suit has vanished and this was the only thing left in my closet! How do I look?

Derpy: Like a million bits!

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Saten: *drinking at a bar, his head bandaged a little from the earlier attack*.

Bartender: Don't toi think toi had enough?

Saten: *a bit drunk*I don't tell toi how to live YOUR life!

Trixie: *comes over and finds him*

Bartender: *sees her* Oh wow. She's she's a hottie.. I might follow her home.

Saten: ... Are toi a woman?

Bartender: No.

Saten: Good *punches out the bartender*

Trixie: *comes over* toi okay Saten? I heard about the bugbear?

Saten: Yeah.. I'm fine.

Trixie: ... Any luck with the romance thing? *giggles*

Saten: ... Afraid not.

Trixie: I thought as much.. I feel bad that I might of put some pressure on you, so I decided to get us a fansy le dîner, salle à manger reservation.

Saten: ... But that's plus of Rarity's thing.

Trixie: Just give it a try.. I'll meet toi there.


END OF SEASON 2:




I a dit for a while now that I actually l’amour Saten Twist and Trixie Lulamoone as a couple, and wish they were populaire enough to be on devientart, cause I would love..

Also, I actually started liking Saten's platonic friendship with Twilight, there's something kinda adorable about it.. They are shown to be very close.. Same with him and Pinkie..
posted by dylin1
Time for some fun... MDR twss

Body: TEN THINGS ABOUT toi
1. Are toi single?
Yeah.

2. Are toi happy about that?
no

3. Are toi bored?
YES

4. Are toi sad?
Nah.

5. Are toi Italian?
No...

6. Are toi pregnant?
HELL NO

8. Are toi cool?
The coolest person you'll ever meet!!!

9. Are toi Irish?
Yeah

10. Are your parents still married?
Nope

TEN FACTS
1. Full Name:
Madylin Sage Duce

2. What are your nicknames?
"that girl who ______" fill in the blank.

3. Birth place:
Whitehorse, Yukon, Canada

4. Hair color:
Light Brown.

5. Hair style:
sheiber

7. Birthday:
august 8, 97

8. Mood:
chill

9. favori color:
black,white,blue,purple,red....
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posted by ultimatefredde
1. Guys for gods sake, dont pretend being something toi aren´t girls have a sixth sense we don´t have and find out sooner ou later

2. Dance!

3.Flirt, they aren´t the only ones who should do this.

4.Tell her what toi really enjoy in life

5.Help them out when needed.

6.Avoid playing those "Gay games" with your pals, it´s just not right

7.avoid grabbing your "parts" on public. Really.

8.Be original, with gifts, don´t just give flowers, ou take her to dinner, also sometimes a card ou a simple walk in the park is good to try

9.Be romantic and take shyness away

10. Express your feelings, toi wont die...
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posted by JonasLuver1
Why Guys l’amour Girls:

1. The way they always smell good even if it’s just shampoo
2. The way they always find the right spot on our shoulder
3. How cute they look when they sleep
4. The ease in which they fit into our ams
5. The way they Kiss toi ad make everything alright in the world
6. How cute they are when they eat
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the it’s all worthwhile
8. The way they are always warm even if it’s minus 30 degrees
9. The way the look good no matter what they wear
10. The way she fished for compliments even though toi both know she’s the most beautiful...
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posted by ilovetech29
1."My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him."
2."Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick, and I had her shot."
3."Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33."
4."Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating."
5."Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a arbre and misplaced his hip."
6."John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face."
7."Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part."
8."Megan...
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Just lire some of the Terminator citations through again... and actually found a hint on what happened between Arnold and the maid. Enjoy my version!


Maid: Nice night for a walk, eh?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nice night for a walk.
Maid #2: Wash jour tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nothing clean. Right.
Maid: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Your clothes... give them to me, now.
Maid: Fuck you, asshole!
Arnold nods.


I know there are a lot of people making fun of Arnold Schwarzenegger since he admitted to his wife that he's not only a cheater but a liar as well. toi might get annoyed par it and think "Oh poor Arnie". But honestly? This guy just ASKED for it. It takes a big jerk to have a child with another woman, an even bigger one to keep it a secret for 14 years and the biggest one to only reveal it to his wife after he quit his job so there'd be no damage to his position.
posted by lloonny
1. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
2. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas
3. Chuck Norris will never have a cœur, coeur attack. His cœur, coeur isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
4. If at first toi don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
5. Chuck Norris can set ants on feu with a magnifying glass. At night.
6. Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
7. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
8. They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
9....
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posted by KateKicksAss
 This is your new mascot. All hail the bunny!
This is your new mascot. All hail the bunny!
Of course, if toi are TRULY random, toi shouldn't even need a guide, O_O

Randomness, randomosity, randomology, whatever toi may call it, is using improvisation to create original humorous phrases ou monologues ou pine cones on the spot. 'Randomosity' is fun to express in the presence of Friends ou logging companies, but can quickly become extremely obnoxious. Have fun with your randomness, don't force it. Remember, if toi got it, Flaunt it!

Steps

1. Break free of conventional rules. Finishing your sentences is not mandatory, merely optional and toi can do it on Tuesdays but not on Wednesdays...
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"An old woman haunted me!"

One night my and par brothers and I were sleeping up stairs while my mom was downstairs reading. I was lying in lit and heard this light stomping sound. Then the stomping sound got a little heavier. Soon, it became so loud that my brothers and I all came out of our room because we were scared. My mom had heard it too and she thought it was one of us playing a joke, but it wasn't - we were all in bed! We had no idea what to make of it and were really freaked out. But then, things got creepier....

"We found her stuff in the attic, her name was Tamara!"

I went over to...
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posted by yoshifan1976
Doctor Mario was in his office when suddenly there was an urgent phone call. It was Daisy. "Mario, come quick. Luigi's very sick." "I'll be there right now, Daisy", Mario told her. Nurse pêche, peach was very concerned. "What's wrong, Mario?" "Luigi's sick", he answered with worry. "Go", pêche, peach told him kindly. "I can take care of things here." "Thanks, Peach". He gave her a Kiss and then rode over to Luigi and Daisy's house. marguerite, daisy hugged Mario and led him upstairs. "Hey little brother", he smiled at Luigi. Luigi smiled back. He loves his big brother Mario. No one understood the brotherly bond between...
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No, I seriously hate it whenever I hear kids talk about Disney and celebrities, they say crap like "OMG Justin Bieber is awesome!" "The Jonas Brothers are having a new movie!" "Have toi watched Shake it up? It's the best thing Disney has made!"
It sickens me that parents allow their kids to watch & listen to the mediocre shit Disney Channel produces now rather than to have them watch & listen to some REAL Disney & music. Even the trash films like Prom, John Carter, Mars Needs Moms, and some of the Disney direct-to-video sequels are better than the crap Disney Channel has to offer....
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posted by hetalianstella
This is in no particular order.

- I hate how people automatically assume toi are Chinese just because you're Asian, ou automatically assume toi are Mexican just because toi are Hispanic.

- How people always say they COULD care less when they COULDN'T care less!

- When people use an elevator.....for one floor!

- Perverts....I mean, I don't hate perverts. Some of my best Friends are perverts. But I'm not a pervert, so don't act like a pervert around me. Anywhere else is fine, but please respect my asexuality.

- When people overuse lol.
Especially when there is nothing funny!
Same with OMG. I...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a My Little poney fan fiction. If toi do not like talking chevaux that come in different colors, run for your life.



Song: link
 As the green lines come closer, so do the words.
As the green lines come closer, so do the words.


France, 1938

Two stallions were walking to a warden at a jail. They were outside, near the exit where all the prisoners were lined up.

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Pierce Hawkins as....

Papillon

Police poney 54: All present, and accounted for sir.
Warden: Thank you.

Also starring Dragonaura15's Metal Gloss

Police poney 95: *Playing drums for five seconds*
Warden: As of this moment, toi will all be transferred...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.


On May 27, 2016, a war was started par a Hungarian named Gergely Szórád. He started this war on a website on the internet called Fanpop. He replaced an icon, using a picture that had Starlight Glimmer in it. Gergely also threatened to kill anyone that opposed the new icone he created. This angered millions, and divisé, split the My Little poney fandom into two. The S.G. Bronies, (the bad guys), and the Anti S.G. Bronies, (the good guys.) This war also created a new law in April 12, 2018, all forms of entertainment...
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Just something I want to experiment with.. Even though it's not October it is kinda Halloweeny...



10: Jack the Ripper:
Let's start with then obvious for a liste like this, the guy who disemboweled and probably dissected prostitutes, while also écriture taunting letters to police. If toi heard of Black Dalia, well this guy did this too 'all' his victims. And as the story goes, he was never found..


9: Jane Topper:
To me there was always disturbing about "Jolly Jane", the nurse was suppose to help people but instead poisons them, and worse still, lies with them as they died. Apparently for sexual...
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Mapquest Driving Directions is a web mapping service that provides detailed driving directions, traffic updates, and maps for various modes of transportation, including cars, bicycles, and public transportation. Mapquest Driving Directions is available on the web, as well as on mobile devices through the Mapquest app.

Cruise control, on the other hand, is a feature found in many modern cars that allows drivers to set a constant speed for their vehicle. With cruise control, drivers can relax their feet and maintain a consistent speed without needing to constantly adjust the accelerator pedal....
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added by Ranty-cat
Source: Fb