Chapter 2—Canada . . . eh.
Okay, so this is an email to my friend who moved to Canada…eh. Her name is Brenna. Eh. I just thought id include it for your benefit. Eh.
“Lahdiedahdiedahdoodoodahdohetehtakwjeorna!
that is my new favori song, just so toi know. omg ;i wrote plus in
my big book of nothingness, but im at school, so i don’t have it with
me:( its cool it deals with begging for money, écureuil clothing,
headband helmets, and furry insides! i bet u can’t wait! ha-ha! yay for
the awesome book of nothingness! i put the first part of it on the
internet and ppl thought it was really funny. im gonna put some more
on there later when i have a lot plus written.
soooo, jaide is rlly mad at u cos ur in Toronto, and panic at the
disco is gonna be there right when ur gone on that school trip! she's
like "grrrrrrttttt Brenna is not gonna even bring me there in spirit,
so now im gonna take my spirit and haunt Brenna eh in Canada, eh, !"
actually that was from my head, not hers but that's pretty much the
gist of it. Lahdiedahdedahdididiahdidiahdidhalalalalnannananhhhhaaldionllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Grt that song is stuck in my head now, thanks a lot! It’s your entire fault!!!!!
Ok so i was making all these awesome twilight fonds d’écran on PowerPoint
and then putting them onto this one website. They’re cool. *drools*
ahhhhhhhhhhhhh i can’t wait for the twilight movie and Breaking
Dawn!!!!!!
Breaking dawn comes out on august second, and the movie comes out on
the twelfth of December! heehee so the picture with my name under it
when i turn on my computer says "2.08.08 BITE ME"!!1 isn’t that
awesome? i l’amour it! and i wish someone would bite me. i wish i was a
vampire that would be the best! heehee id be all sparkly and pretty
and hard and perfect and all that. the blood thirst is just a minor
drawback on the whole vampire scene. *sigh* im having trouble with the
fact that Edward Cullen is a fictional character. he's highering the
standards for all human boys, humans are not good enough anymore
(except for one):)!
omg so u should chercher for twilight icones on photo bucket ou something,
cos they're soooo funny! there was one that a dit "until Bella swan
moved here, we all thought he was gay!" and there were a whole bunch
of "Edward Cullen: sexier than toi since 1901" and "Alice Cullen:
quirkier than toi since whenever she was born" and "Emmett Cullen:
stronger than toi since whenever he was born" and "jasper hale:
smoother than toi since whenever he was born" and "Rosalie hale:
prettier than toi since whenever she was born" heheh so funny:)
hmmm...what other ones were there?. . . . . . . . . . . . . .there
were a whole bunch of ones with cool citations on them. ooh there was a
"Cullen boys: cos they don’t make them like that anymore" and a "of
all the things about me that could frighten you, toi worry about my
driving" and there were a whole bunch of "i punched a werewolf in the
face ones" well, toi get it:) aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh im soooo
obsessed! hahah i counted the days till breaking dawn comes out. there
are only 115 days till breaking dawn comes out!!! there are too many
days till the movie, i don’t have enough fingers and toes...and hairs:)
i only have enough for about 120, so bd barely made the cut. i wonder
how long this is now i should copy it onto my computer later, ooh
maybe ill email it to myself and then put it on my computer at school.
i should make it an insert into my book that is like an inserted
e-mail to my friend who moved to Canada. . . eh! omg i still have
twenty plus minutes of German "work" to do. (work=writing to you) hahah
only a week and a jour till school gets out!!! (not counting today, cos
this is the last period of the day) omg i wish i could just skip
school till the end of school cos it’s being completely pointless all
of a sudden. i wouldn’t even go suivant week but there are all these
finals suivant week. that im gonna fail. definitely. especially math. you
wouldn’t understand, u r in smart ppl math. ur actually in smart ppl
school, cos ur in high school. omg so i saw this picture on the
internet that looked exactly like you! it a dit it was Vanessa Hudgens,
but it looked just like you! i was like "oh my god! Brenna! i wonder
if she's actually Vanessa Hudgens in disguise! i wonder if that’s why
she moved to Canada. so that she could go back to being famous without
ppl totally freaking out! omg my friend's famous!" and then i was like
"ok Shawna, calm down! i think she would have told toi if she was
famous" and then i thought "or what if she wouldn’t? what if she didn’t
want anyone in the whole entire state of Alaska to know that she was
actually Vanessa Hudgens? what if she was actually a famous Disney
actress/singer the whole time and we just thought she was a normal
eighth grade girl?" and then i was like "actually, i didn’t think any
of these things until right now, and now im having a very long
conversation with myself" and then i was like "maybe toi should stop
now, Shawna" and then i was like "okay, i guess you're right, Shawna,
i just had these ideas, and my brain just wouldn’t stop thinking about
it." and then i was like "Shawna, shut up now" and then i didn’t listen
to myself and a dit "okay, i will shut up now" and i a dit "NOW!!!!" and
i shut up because i didn’t wanna stab myself with a pencil cos i
wouldn’t shut up. sometimes ppl drive themselves crazy enough that they
just stab themselves with a pencil so that they will shut themselves
up, did toi know that? i don’t even know if toi are even lire this,
cos i wouldn’t blame toi if toi stopped before when i started talking
to myself about my crazy theories about toi actually being Vanessa
Hudgens. oops, there i go again. my brain is very self running. . . it
just won’t stop at all no matter how much i stab it with a pencil.
maybe some people commit suicide par accident, just because their
brains wouldn’t shut up and they stabbed themselves a little too hard
with that pencil of theirs. it would be even worse if it was an extra
sharp pencil. ow! brain wounds! maybe if toi stabbed your brain with a
pencil, and then toi Lost some brain fluid, your brain would be a
little plus quiet. oh well, i gotta go send this to myself now cos we
only have five minutes of class left.
cya!”
Pretty cool huh? And to think, teachers say that emailing is a waste of time…they are obviously wrong.
Okay, so this is an email to my friend who moved to Canada…eh. Her name is Brenna. Eh. I just thought id include it for your benefit. Eh.
“Lahdiedahdiedahdoodoodahdohetehtakwjeorna!
that is my new favori song, just so toi know. omg ;i wrote plus in
my big book of nothingness, but im at school, so i don’t have it with
me:( its cool it deals with begging for money, écureuil clothing,
headband helmets, and furry insides! i bet u can’t wait! ha-ha! yay for
the awesome book of nothingness! i put the first part of it on the
internet and ppl thought it was really funny. im gonna put some more
on there later when i have a lot plus written.
soooo, jaide is rlly mad at u cos ur in Toronto, and panic at the
disco is gonna be there right when ur gone on that school trip! she's
like "grrrrrrttttt Brenna is not gonna even bring me there in spirit,
so now im gonna take my spirit and haunt Brenna eh in Canada, eh, !"
actually that was from my head, not hers but that's pretty much the
gist of it. Lahdiedahdedahdididiahdidiahdidhalalalalnannananhhhhaaldionllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Grt that song is stuck in my head now, thanks a lot! It’s your entire fault!!!!!
Ok so i was making all these awesome twilight fonds d’écran on PowerPoint
and then putting them onto this one website. They’re cool. *drools*
ahhhhhhhhhhhhh i can’t wait for the twilight movie and Breaking
Dawn!!!!!!
Breaking dawn comes out on august second, and the movie comes out on
the twelfth of December! heehee so the picture with my name under it
when i turn on my computer says "2.08.08 BITE ME"!!1 isn’t that
awesome? i l’amour it! and i wish someone would bite me. i wish i was a
vampire that would be the best! heehee id be all sparkly and pretty
and hard and perfect and all that. the blood thirst is just a minor
drawback on the whole vampire scene. *sigh* im having trouble with the
fact that Edward Cullen is a fictional character. he's highering the
standards for all human boys, humans are not good enough anymore
(except for one):)!
omg so u should chercher for twilight icones on photo bucket ou something,
cos they're soooo funny! there was one that a dit "until Bella swan
moved here, we all thought he was gay!" and there were a whole bunch
of "Edward Cullen: sexier than toi since 1901" and "Alice Cullen:
quirkier than toi since whenever she was born" and "Emmett Cullen:
stronger than toi since whenever he was born" and "jasper hale:
smoother than toi since whenever he was born" and "Rosalie hale:
prettier than toi since whenever she was born" heheh so funny:)
hmmm...what other ones were there?. . . . . . . . . . . . . .there
were a whole bunch of ones with cool citations on them. ooh there was a
"Cullen boys: cos they don’t make them like that anymore" and a "of
all the things about me that could frighten you, toi worry about my
driving" and there were a whole bunch of "i punched a werewolf in the
face ones" well, toi get it:) aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh im soooo
obsessed! hahah i counted the days till breaking dawn comes out. there
are only 115 days till breaking dawn comes out!!! there are too many
days till the movie, i don’t have enough fingers and toes...and hairs:)
i only have enough for about 120, so bd barely made the cut. i wonder
how long this is now i should copy it onto my computer later, ooh
maybe ill email it to myself and then put it on my computer at school.
i should make it an insert into my book that is like an inserted
e-mail to my friend who moved to Canada. . . eh! omg i still have
twenty plus minutes of German "work" to do. (work=writing to you) hahah
only a week and a jour till school gets out!!! (not counting today, cos
this is the last period of the day) omg i wish i could just skip
school till the end of school cos it’s being completely pointless all
of a sudden. i wouldn’t even go suivant week but there are all these
finals suivant week. that im gonna fail. definitely. especially math. you
wouldn’t understand, u r in smart ppl math. ur actually in smart ppl
school, cos ur in high school. omg so i saw this picture on the
internet that looked exactly like you! it a dit it was Vanessa Hudgens,
but it looked just like you! i was like "oh my god! Brenna! i wonder
if she's actually Vanessa Hudgens in disguise! i wonder if that’s why
she moved to Canada. so that she could go back to being famous without
ppl totally freaking out! omg my friend's famous!" and then i was like
"ok Shawna, calm down! i think she would have told toi if she was
famous" and then i thought "or what if she wouldn’t? what if she didn’t
want anyone in the whole entire state of Alaska to know that she was
actually Vanessa Hudgens? what if she was actually a famous Disney
actress/singer the whole time and we just thought she was a normal
eighth grade girl?" and then i was like "actually, i didn’t think any
of these things until right now, and now im having a very long
conversation with myself" and then i was like "maybe toi should stop
now, Shawna" and then i was like "okay, i guess you're right, Shawna,
i just had these ideas, and my brain just wouldn’t stop thinking about
it." and then i was like "Shawna, shut up now" and then i didn’t listen
to myself and a dit "okay, i will shut up now" and i a dit "NOW!!!!" and
i shut up because i didn’t wanna stab myself with a pencil cos i
wouldn’t shut up. sometimes ppl drive themselves crazy enough that they
just stab themselves with a pencil so that they will shut themselves
up, did toi know that? i don’t even know if toi are even lire this,
cos i wouldn’t blame toi if toi stopped before when i started talking
to myself about my crazy theories about toi actually being Vanessa
Hudgens. oops, there i go again. my brain is very self running. . . it
just won’t stop at all no matter how much i stab it with a pencil.
maybe some people commit suicide par accident, just because their
brains wouldn’t shut up and they stabbed themselves a little too hard
with that pencil of theirs. it would be even worse if it was an extra
sharp pencil. ow! brain wounds! maybe if toi stabbed your brain with a
pencil, and then toi Lost some brain fluid, your brain would be a
little plus quiet. oh well, i gotta go send this to myself now cos we
only have five minutes of class left.
cya!”
Pretty cool huh? And to think, teachers say that emailing is a waste of time…they are obviously wrong.
See if ya can read this---
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and toi can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter par istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!
Then why the HELL do they keep shouting 'bout "correcting-the-spellings"?!?
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and toi can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter par istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!
Then why the HELL do they keep shouting 'bout "correcting-the-spellings"?!?
No stretch marks, no worrying about your diet, toi can get on every ride in carowinds, and other amusement parks
If toi wanna gain a little weight all toi have to do is stuff your face!! Burgers, fries, shakes...Everything!!!
No hating to try on clothes. No getting embarrassed when someone asks toi what your size is ou how much toi weigh. No hating to look at yourself in the mirror
I mean when toi think of women toi think of Petite. Right??
I don't wanna offend someone, curbs are great! And all women are beautiful! But for me as an indivisual, it'd be easier to just be skinny lol
If toi wanna gain a little weight all toi have to do is stuff your face!! Burgers, fries, shakes...Everything!!!
No hating to try on clothes. No getting embarrassed when someone asks toi what your size is ou how much toi weigh. No hating to look at yourself in the mirror
I mean when toi think of women toi think of Petite. Right??
I don't wanna offend someone, curbs are great! And all women are beautiful! But for me as an indivisual, it'd be easier to just be skinny lol
When toi turn around, who is that behind you?
Bury your claws in the darkness and shred the night
The raindrops turn to drops of blood and trickle down your cheek
If toi have no place to return to
Stop on this finger, on this finger of mine
Where the evening cicadas cry in the forbidden forest
toi cannot turn back anymore
__________________________________________________
furimuita sono ushiro no sorewa dare
kurayami ni tsume wo tatete yoru wo hikisaita
amadare wa chi no shizuku to natte hoho wo tsutaiochiru
mou dekonimo kaeru basho ga nainara
kono yubi tomare watashi no yubi ni
sono yubi goto tsuretetteageru
higurashi ga naku akazu no mori de
atomodori wa mou dekinai
Bury your claws in the darkness and shred the night
The raindrops turn to drops of blood and trickle down your cheek
If toi have no place to return to
Stop on this finger, on this finger of mine
Where the evening cicadas cry in the forbidden forest
toi cannot turn back anymore
__________________________________________________
furimuita sono ushiro no sorewa dare
kurayami ni tsume wo tatete yoru wo hikisaita
amadare wa chi no shizuku to natte hoho wo tsutaiochiru
mou dekonimo kaeru basho ga nainara
kono yubi tomare watashi no yubi ni
sono yubi goto tsuretetteageru
higurashi ga naku akazu no mori de
atomodori wa mou dekinai
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