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The liste went over really well to anyone I showed it too from outside fan pop, fan pop itself didn't seem to give much of a fuck.. Still, either way here's more.. On time for Halloween....


10; JACOB GOODNIGHT;

I have to be honest and say I really hated this movie.. See no evil. I was probably still to young, but I just remember feeling kinda gross inside. It was just an unpleasant experience.. Bur my friend Sarah on the other hand really enjoyed this film. Mostly cause it stars KANE.. Which I admit did make it a unique film. Still not one I'm in any rush to see again. The dog attack scene just deeply upset me on a personal level.. So did the whole eye removing thing.


9; BENNY;

This is plus of joke mention. Throw in that film from DEADBEAT.. Benny loves toi is a independent film about a jealous murderous doll. who sounds like he orgasms every time he's happy, and gives the same ''ta da'' sound when he murders somebody.. It's probably on Netflix, wouldn't surprise me these days..


8; BUFFALO BILL;

The far less talked about but equally memorable other villain from SILENCE OF THE LAMBS. There's even an Eminem song about him, and several family guy jokes.. If either of those things matter to anyone other than me XD


7; CHOP TOP;

One of the many other characters from Texas Chainsaw Massacre. The Sawyers had plenty to pick, but Robert is amongst the most populaire so went with him.. Even though he creeps me out. And not in a good way. That thing with the hanger makes me uncomfortable. I have a phobia on such things..,


6; SAM;

The spirit of Halloween itself, of coarse he had to go on here. It's always been ambiguous if the loups garous and zombies were his doing ou just a coincidence. Either way he seems to bring chaos wherever he goes.. And don't blow out jack o'lanterns ou he'll fuck toi up royally, rather toi truly deserved it ou not..


5; CONAL COCHRAN;

While people very on how good Halloween 3 is. I for one can't deny how truly great the villain is. His plan is to kill thousands of children all over the country, mainly because ''mass murder is hilarious''..


4; HANNIBAL LECTER;

toi knew he had to go on here. He sprung his own tv montrer due to Hopkins performance. Which he based on birds of all things..


3; THE MINER;

A Canadian film that later created a remake that most considered bad, but I didn't mind.. Thomas was Lost in a cave in, ate his collages and his spirit goes on a murder spree, leaving corpses to be found in washing machines, and gifting people with heart's in boxes.. AKA, the average weekend in Canada..


2; BRUCE THE SHARK;

I can't tell toi how long Brucie scarred my childhood. My dad was so excited to watch with me, I loved sharks, still do actually. Only to find out what it was.. I still can't go swimming without that imagine of Bruce underwater slowly approach the guy at the pond..
The sequels may of got worse, but the spirit of it lives on forever.. requin films never stop..


1; LEATHERFACE;

One recommended par Winemaker,. I guess I never thought of him in the first list.. Out of all the people based on Ed Gain, Jed Saywer is indeed the most obvious and least subtle..

There's always been something off-putting about this film. One of the times the old age works in the films favour.. And of coarse the sequel reveal Jed uses Nubbins/Hitchhiker as a puppet. What else would we expect of the man who makes pig noises and dresses in drag for no explained reason during the dîner scene..

He's been the focus of all the sequels and has his own michael baie prequel. I gotta admit, Michael does know how to make damn good movies. Especially the Friday the 13th remake. Just remove all the needless nudity, which isn't even hot, just uncomfortable..
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don't worry this article is not about mouton, moutons ou bananas it is about a plus serious matter.

this is a débats and i want everyone lire this
écriture a commentaire about what toi think is write ou wrong
ok?

so anyway

here i go


what came first

the egg

ou the chicken?

thats my débats and i want EVERYONE who's a fan
of aléatoire to write what they think is right


and become a fan of me and become a fan of my
article

and remember

what came first
the egg
ou the chicken

i am only doing this because i have been
wondering that for ages
SEASON 3;

[shades closing]

[windows clattering]

Fluttershy: Fuzzy Legs, do toi think toi could secure those windows?

[webs shooting]

[windows close]

Fluttershy: And you'll alert me if anything scary comes close to the cottage?

[birds squawk]

Fluttershy: Oh, who am I kidding?... It's WHEN something scary comes close to the cottage! Please tell me my hiding place is ready.

Harry: [growls nicely]

Fluttershy: Oh, look, you've filled it with everything I need to survive this awful night. Thank you. Thank toi all! Now I don't have to step a hoof outside until this whole thing is over.

[bucket clattering]

Fluttershy:...
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1.    Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys l’amour flirts.
3. A guy can like toi for a minute, and then forget toi afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are toi doing something?" ou "Have toi eaten already?" are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all jour but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you,...
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Violets make me titter
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Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted

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Violets are wanky
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Pass me a hanky

roses are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry

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Violets are crap
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And I'll cum in your lap

roses are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And avaler, hirondelle it down

roses are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
1. At the movies: When toi meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are toi doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t toi try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When toi ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala”...
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I found this hilarious article on pcworld.com
Don't know who the auteur is, but he's funny.

1. Backward Thinking
"I sold my only car to help pay for gas money, but now gas has come down in price. How do I get my car back?"
I tried to contact this guy, but it turns out that he also sold his computer to help pay for his Internet connection.

2. It's trophée Lock--Capisce?
"HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPSLOCK? I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT ON YESTERDAY AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO TURN IT BACK OFF."
Note to self: Register howtoturnoffcapslock.com; make millions.

3. Credit Crunch
"I wanted to see if my computer would read my...
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Here are some funny New Year's resolutions for 2012...
I will think of a mot de passe other than "password" ou "hello".

I will not tell the same story at every get together.

I won't worry so much.

I will cut my hair.

I will grow my hair.

I will stop considering other people's feelings when they so obviously don't consider mine - if that unwashed fellow sits suivant to me again, I'll tell him he stinks!

I will be plus imaginative.

I will not bore my boss par with the same excuse for taking leaves. I will think of some plus excuses.

I will do less laundry and use plus deodorant.

I will avoid taking a bath whenever...
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Give my regards to broadway. o-O

*Insert epic theme song here*

Alright, I'm pretty sure we all know who Spongebob is. The montrer was a funny, crazy, and inventive kids montrer that pretty much EVERYBODY ALIVE has at least heard of.

The montrer had memorable characters, funny comedy that everyone can enjoy, and.......

CHOCOLAAAAAAAAAATEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! ^____^

But one of my favori parts of the montrer was the songs, and today we're counting down the best of them!

BECAUSE NOBODY CAN SING BETTER THAN A TALKING SPONGE. ;D

#10. Striped Sweater!

link

Shots fired.

Seriously, this is EASILY the stupidest song on this...
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