Link: *At the castle* Gee. It sure is boring around here.
King: Mah boi. This peace is what all true warriors strive for.
Link: I just wonder what Ganon is up to.
Gwonam: *Arrives on a flying carpet* Your majesty, Ganon, and his minions have ceased the island of Koridai.
King: Hmm. How can we help?
Gwonam: It is written, only Link can defeat Ganon.
Link: Great. I'll grab my stuff.
Gwonam: There is no time. Your sword is all your need.
Link: Great. I'll grab my stuff.
Gwonam: *Face palm* Please tell me that someone can defeat Ganon besides this retard.
Link: *Using a sword to pick his nose* I think I got something.
King: What about Zelda?
Gwonam: Yes. Let's get her immediately.
Zelda was in a different part of the château watching a TV montrer called The Traitor.
Guard: Here's the traitor your majesty.
Mario: toi know what they say. All toasters, pain grillé toast.
King: Take him away.
Gwonam: *Arrives* Zelda, the king wants toi to go to Koridai to defeat Ganon.
Zelda: I'm on it. *Leaves the château with Gwonam*
Gwonam: Squadala! We're off!
Zelda: Where is Ganon hiding in this island?
Gwonam: toi must check one of the mountains that have evil faces on it.
Zelda: Okay.
They lower the carpet to a mountain, and Zelda goes into the mountain with a lantern.
Ganon: *Sees the lantern, and gets angry* toi dare bring light to my lair?! toi must die!!! *Attacks Zelda with lightning*
Zelda: *Knocked out, and lays on the ground*
Ganon: Hahahahahahhahaha!!!!
Gwonam: *Waiting on the carpet* Any moment now, she will return.
But she wasn't returning. Ganon locked her in a cage.
Zelda: Is there a bathroom I can use?
Ganon: I do not trust toi to go to any bathrooms in this area.
Zelda: But I really have to go badly!
Ganon: toi should have done that before coming here to fight me.
Zelda: *Poops her pants*
Ganon: *Smells Zelda* Damn girl, what's the matter with you?
Gwonam: *Checks his clock, and leaves* I must get the king. He must save Zelda.
Meanwhile, in the castle
Link: *At the castle* Gee. It sure is boring around here.
King: Mah boi. This peace is what all true warriors strive for.
Link: I just wonder what Ganon is up to.
Gwonam: *Arrives on a flying carpet* Your majesty, Ganon, and his minions have ceased the island of Koridai.
King: Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait. Didn't we already do this?
Gwonam: Oh, right. *Goes backwards*
King: What the hell is he doing?
Gwonam: *Returns on his carpet looking terrified* Your majesty, Princess Zelda was kidnapped par Ganon!
King: Hmmm. *Thinking about Burger King* I wonder what's for dinner.
Link: Oh boy. I'm so hungry, I could eat a-
Robotnik: Pingas!
Link: Who a dit that?
Robotnik: *Appears from nowhere* Pingas!
Gwonam: How can toi think about that at a time like this? We must save Zelda.
King: I'm sure she'll be fine.
But she wasn't.
Zelda: *Chained to a bed*
Ganon: toi will be in a never ending sleep. Once I ring this gong, toi will stay asleep forever. The only thing that will wake toi up is if the gong is rung again. *Rings the gong*
Zelda: *Falls asleep*
Ganon: Now this way, we won't have to worry about her shitting in her pants again.
Zelda: *Poops her pants*
Ganon: OH COME ON!!!!!!!!!!
Back at the castle.
Gwonam: Link, after seeing that the others do not care for Zelda, toi must come with me to Koridai to rescue her.
They leave on Gwonam's flying carpet.
Gwonam: Squadala. We're off!
Link: Wow. What are all those heads?
Gwonam: These are the faces of evil. toi must chercher them in order to save Zelda. Do toi understand your task?
Link: Nope. All I care about is getting Zelda to Kiss me.
Gwonam: You've got to be kidding.
Link: That's exactly what she said.
Gwonam: Go find her!
Link: Guess I better get going.
Gwonam: toi think?
Link idiotically entered a shop, thinking it was one of the faces of evil.
boutique Keeper: Lamp oil. Rope. Bombs. toi want it? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
Link: *Terrified*
boutique Keeper: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
Link: Why are toi making that noise?
boutique Keeper: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
Link: *Runs out of the shop, and goes into a face of evil*
Ganon: rejoindre me Link, and I will make your face the greatest in Koridai. ou else toi will die.
Link: *Finds a book* Oh boy.
Apparently, livres are powerful. Well, that actually makes sense since some people write in them with pens. toi know what they say-
Mario: All toasters pain grillé toast.
No, I was going to say, the pen is mightier then the sword. toi ruined a perfectly good joke.
Link: *Raises the book*
Ganon: No! Not into the pit! It buuurns!!!
Link: *Throws the book into Ganon's face* Oh boy! *Takes a picture of Ganon in the book, and posts it on facebook*
Zelda was still sleeping when...
Link: *Rings the gong*
Zelda: *Wakes up* Why'd toi do that?
Link: I just saved toi from Ganon.
Zelda: toi did not.
Link: *Sniffs the air* What's that horrible smell?
Zelda: *Nervous*
Gwonam: *Arrives* Well done Link. toi have saved the day.
They all get on the carpet, and fly away from Koridai.
Gwonam: Everything is peaceful again. The birds are singing, oh wait, they've always been doing that. Anyway, Ganon is defeated.
Link: I guess that's worth a kiss.
Zelda: Ha!
Link: I won!
The End
King: Mah boi. This peace is what all true warriors strive for.
Link: I just wonder what Ganon is up to.
Gwonam: *Arrives on a flying carpet* Your majesty, Ganon, and his minions have ceased the island of Koridai.
King: Hmm. How can we help?
Gwonam: It is written, only Link can defeat Ganon.
Link: Great. I'll grab my stuff.
Gwonam: There is no time. Your sword is all your need.
Link: Great. I'll grab my stuff.
Gwonam: *Face palm* Please tell me that someone can defeat Ganon besides this retard.
Link: *Using a sword to pick his nose* I think I got something.
King: What about Zelda?
Gwonam: Yes. Let's get her immediately.
Zelda was in a different part of the château watching a TV montrer called The Traitor.
Guard: Here's the traitor your majesty.
Mario: toi know what they say. All toasters, pain grillé toast.
King: Take him away.
Gwonam: *Arrives* Zelda, the king wants toi to go to Koridai to defeat Ganon.
Zelda: I'm on it. *Leaves the château with Gwonam*
Gwonam: Squadala! We're off!
Zelda: Where is Ganon hiding in this island?
Gwonam: toi must check one of the mountains that have evil faces on it.
Zelda: Okay.
They lower the carpet to a mountain, and Zelda goes into the mountain with a lantern.
Ganon: *Sees the lantern, and gets angry* toi dare bring light to my lair?! toi must die!!! *Attacks Zelda with lightning*
Zelda: *Knocked out, and lays on the ground*
Ganon: Hahahahahahhahaha!!!!
Gwonam: *Waiting on the carpet* Any moment now, she will return.
But she wasn't returning. Ganon locked her in a cage.
Zelda: Is there a bathroom I can use?
Ganon: I do not trust toi to go to any bathrooms in this area.
Zelda: But I really have to go badly!
Ganon: toi should have done that before coming here to fight me.
Zelda: *Poops her pants*
Ganon: *Smells Zelda* Damn girl, what's the matter with you?
Gwonam: *Checks his clock, and leaves* I must get the king. He must save Zelda.
Meanwhile, in the castle
Link: *At the castle* Gee. It sure is boring around here.
King: Mah boi. This peace is what all true warriors strive for.
Link: I just wonder what Ganon is up to.
Gwonam: *Arrives on a flying carpet* Your majesty, Ganon, and his minions have ceased the island of Koridai.
King: Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait. Didn't we already do this?
Gwonam: Oh, right. *Goes backwards*
King: What the hell is he doing?
Gwonam: *Returns on his carpet looking terrified* Your majesty, Princess Zelda was kidnapped par Ganon!
King: Hmmm. *Thinking about Burger King* I wonder what's for dinner.
Link: Oh boy. I'm so hungry, I could eat a-
Robotnik: Pingas!
Link: Who a dit that?
Robotnik: *Appears from nowhere* Pingas!
Gwonam: How can toi think about that at a time like this? We must save Zelda.
King: I'm sure she'll be fine.
But she wasn't.
Zelda: *Chained to a bed*
Ganon: toi will be in a never ending sleep. Once I ring this gong, toi will stay asleep forever. The only thing that will wake toi up is if the gong is rung again. *Rings the gong*
Zelda: *Falls asleep*
Ganon: Now this way, we won't have to worry about her shitting in her pants again.
Zelda: *Poops her pants*
Ganon: OH COME ON!!!!!!!!!!
Back at the castle.
Gwonam: Link, after seeing that the others do not care for Zelda, toi must come with me to Koridai to rescue her.
They leave on Gwonam's flying carpet.
Gwonam: Squadala. We're off!
Link: Wow. What are all those heads?
Gwonam: These are the faces of evil. toi must chercher them in order to save Zelda. Do toi understand your task?
Link: Nope. All I care about is getting Zelda to Kiss me.
Gwonam: You've got to be kidding.
Link: That's exactly what she said.
Gwonam: Go find her!
Link: Guess I better get going.
Gwonam: toi think?
Link idiotically entered a shop, thinking it was one of the faces of evil.
boutique Keeper: Lamp oil. Rope. Bombs. toi want it? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
Link: *Terrified*
boutique Keeper: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
Link: Why are toi making that noise?
boutique Keeper: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
Link: *Runs out of the shop, and goes into a face of evil*
Ganon: rejoindre me Link, and I will make your face the greatest in Koridai. ou else toi will die.
Link: *Finds a book* Oh boy.
Apparently, livres are powerful. Well, that actually makes sense since some people write in them with pens. toi know what they say-
Mario: All toasters pain grillé toast.
No, I was going to say, the pen is mightier then the sword. toi ruined a perfectly good joke.
Link: *Raises the book*
Ganon: No! Not into the pit! It buuurns!!!
Link: *Throws the book into Ganon's face* Oh boy! *Takes a picture of Ganon in the book, and posts it on facebook*
Zelda was still sleeping when...
Link: *Rings the gong*
Zelda: *Wakes up* Why'd toi do that?
Link: I just saved toi from Ganon.
Zelda: toi did not.
Link: *Sniffs the air* What's that horrible smell?
Zelda: *Nervous*
Gwonam: *Arrives* Well done Link. toi have saved the day.
They all get on the carpet, and fly away from Koridai.
Gwonam: Everything is peaceful again. The birds are singing, oh wait, they've always been doing that. Anyway, Ganon is defeated.
Link: I guess that's worth a kiss.
Zelda: Ha!
Link: I won!
The End
1.Go into the restroom,fall into the toilet and scream at the haut, retour au début of your lungs TOILET RAPE!
2.Go to the toy section,find a large teddy ours and start frenching it.
3.Rip apart books,magizines,ect. toi hate.
4.Ask a person if the have ever been toilet raped.
5.Speak pig latin,Russain,German,ect. to the employees.
6.Grap as many balls as toi can and start thoughing them at people.If the get mad say toi were trying to play dodge ball with them.
7.Bring a portable stero and play the loudest most annoying song ever.
8.Slap a aléatoire person in front of a bunch of people and say,"I can not beleive toi cheated on me with that whore" and point to a aléatoire girl.
9.Try selling "chololate".
10.If toi are alone in the restroom,take off your pad and leave it in the sink.
11.If toi are alone and no one is coming to your aisle,take a wizz ou dump there!
12.Scream ABUSE if someone hits,kicks,slaps ect. you.
13.Find fake blood and right on the walls scary sayings.
2.Go to the toy section,find a large teddy ours and start frenching it.
3.Rip apart books,magizines,ect. toi hate.
4.Ask a person if the have ever been toilet raped.
5.Speak pig latin,Russain,German,ect. to the employees.
6.Grap as many balls as toi can and start thoughing them at people.If the get mad say toi were trying to play dodge ball with them.
7.Bring a portable stero and play the loudest most annoying song ever.
8.Slap a aléatoire person in front of a bunch of people and say,"I can not beleive toi cheated on me with that whore" and point to a aléatoire girl.
9.Try selling "chololate".
10.If toi are alone in the restroom,take off your pad and leave it in the sink.
11.If toi are alone and no one is coming to your aisle,take a wizz ou dump there!
12.Scream ABUSE if someone hits,kicks,slaps ect. you.
13.Find fake blood and right on the walls scary sayings.
A stoner walks into an appliance store and asks the owner, "How much for that TV set in the window?"
The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the suivant week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
And the owner says, "I told toi I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
The owner says, "I'm not going to tell toi again, I don't sell to potheads!!!"
The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can toi tell I'm a pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."
The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the suivant week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
And the owner says, "I told toi I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
The owner says, "I'm not going to tell toi again, I don't sell to potheads!!!"
The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can toi tell I'm a pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."
everyone is beautiful in their own way.
-Alana
just because toi l’amour someone else doesn't mean toi have to break one plus heart.
-alana
everybody's life is different, so don't try to live someone else's life.
-Alana
it doesn't matter how toi look at the outside, look at the inside and find your real beauty.
-Alana
life is never the same, toi can't take whats not yours away.
-Alana
believe in yourself and never give upon your dreams.
-Alana
if toi dont express your talents you'll be known as no one.
-Alana
life is precious with who your with, not with who toi want to be with.
-Alana
why be who your not, when toi can enjoy being who toi are.
-Alana
if toi let yourself down, toi let everyone behind toi down.
-Alana
your first l’amour will alwats be around, no matter what.
-Alana
-Alana
just because toi l’amour someone else doesn't mean toi have to break one plus heart.
-alana
everybody's life is different, so don't try to live someone else's life.
-Alana
it doesn't matter how toi look at the outside, look at the inside and find your real beauty.
-Alana
life is never the same, toi can't take whats not yours away.
-Alana
believe in yourself and never give upon your dreams.
-Alana
if toi dont express your talents you'll be known as no one.
-Alana
life is precious with who your with, not with who toi want to be with.
-Alana
why be who your not, when toi can enjoy being who toi are.
-Alana
if toi let yourself down, toi let everyone behind toi down.
-Alana
your first l’amour will alwats be around, no matter what.
-Alana
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Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
A fleet of Rebel ships were close to the planet of Sullust. Inside one of the Mon Calamari ships, pilots were preparing their X-Wings. Other ships were carrying Y-Wings, and A-Wings.
Wedge: *Gives a high five to a Y-Wing* We're gonna do just fine.
Y-Wing Pilot: I copy red leader.
They both chuckled, and looked at a pilot in green.
Y-Wing Pilot: Must be one of the pilots for the new A-Wing.
Green-7: Hey. Ready to go?
Wedge: Yeah, toi let me know how those A-Wings are. I might try one myself.
Green-7: Will do....
