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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

SeanTheHedgehog: *Sitting at a table, tableau in front of a laptop* Twas a long time ago, longer now than it seems, when a movie called The Nightmare Before Christmas was released. And then twenty three years later, Overwatch was created. If toi haven't seen a combination of Overwatch with The Nightmare Before Christmas, I'd say it's time toi begin now.

Song (Start at 1:19): link

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A scare corbeau, corneille spins around clockwise as the wind blows. We are on the Hollywood map, decked out in Halloween decor.

Reapers: *Singing* Boys and girls of every age, wouldn't toi like to see something strange?
Sombras: Come with us and toi will see, this our town of Halloween.
Reapers & Sombras: This is Halloween, this is Halloween, pumpkins scream in the dead of night. This is Halloween, everybody make a scene, trick ou treat till the neighbors come and die of fright. It's our town, everybody scream, in this town of Halloween.
Widowmaker: *Hiding under a bed* I am the one hiding under your bed. *Activates infra-sight* Teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red.
Reinhardt: *Under a flight of stairs* I am the one hiding under your stairs, fingers like snakes and spiders in my hair.
Reapers & Sombras: This is Halloween, this is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween.

suivant up to appear is Junkrat, with Lucio and Zenyatta.

Junkrat, Lucio, and Zenyatta: *Walking out of a building, onto a street* In this town we call home, everyone hail to the citrouille song.
Roadhog: *Standing on the black car* In this town, don't we l’amour it now? Everybody's waiting for the suivant surprise
Reapers & Sombras: Round that corner, then hiding in the trash cans, something's waiting now to pounce and how you'll..
Symmetra: Scream
Genji: This is Halloween.
Symmetra: Red and black
Doomfist: Slimy green,
Genji: Aren't toi scared?
Mercys: *Flying on their broomsticks* Well, that's just fine. Say it once, say it twice, take a chance and roll the dice, ride with the moon in the dead of night.
McCree: Everybody scream, everybody scream!
Reapers & Sombras: In our town ou Halloween
Zarya: I am the clown with the tear-away face. *Turns on her shield* Here in a flash and gone without a trace!

Tracer was listening to the song while leaning on a wall. She was early for a special party.

Reaper: I am the who when toi call "Who's there?"
Moira: I am the wind blowing through your hair.
Hanzo: I am the shadow on the moon at night, filling your dreams to the brim with fright.
Everyone: *Walking towards Tracer* This is Halloween, this is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween!

A guillotine divisé, split a citrouille in half. A boy in a yellow chemise with a cast was suivant to his brother.

Boys: Tender lumplings everywhere, life's no fun without a good scare.
Winston: That's our job.
D.Va: But we're not mean.
Winston: In our town of Halloween.
Roadhog: *Standing on the black car* In this town, don't we l’amour it now? Everyone's waiting for the suivant surprise.

Jack Morrison was on a trailer being pulled par a big red truck.

Reapers: Skeleton Jack might catch toi in the back and scream like a banshee, make toi jump out of your skin!
Everyone: This is Halloween, everybody scream! Won't toi please make way for a very special guy?
Jack: *Jumps off the truck*
Everyone: Our man Jack is king of the citrouille patch, everyone hail to the citrouille king.
Jack: *Grabs a torch, and eats it. He's on fire*
Everyone: Now, this is Halloween, this is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween!
Jack: *Jumps into a water fountain*
Boys: In this town we call accueil everyone hail to the citrouille song.

As Jack Morrison rose from the fountain, he transformed into Soldier: 76.

Everyone: La, la, la. La, la, la, la, la. La, la, la, la, la. La, la, la. La, la, la. Weeeeeeeeeeee!
Tracer: *Claps her hands*
Everyone: *Cheering, also clapping their hands*

It's not Christmas yet, but that doesn't stop Genji from saying....

Genji: *Standing on haut, retour au début of a tower* Merry Christmas!!
McCree & Mercy: *Turns around to face Genji*
Genji: Merry Christmas!! Merry Christmas!!
Mercy: *Laughing*
Genji: Merry Christmas!!
McCree: Someone had to break the ice.
posted by akatsuki_lover9
 Flippy
Flippy
chapter 1
It was a normal jour for flippy. Breakfast, newspaper. He got his mail from the mailbox. Nothing new, nothing great. Then one letter caught his eye. It a dit on the front in bold letters “You Have Been Called To Serve In The Hunger Games.” flippy dreaded this day. “called to serve again?” he thought. “figures, a war hero having to serve again, I might as well read the rest of this letter. He opened it up, expecting the worst. “please god, not Vietnam.” he prayed. He was surprised at what was written. It didn't seem war-like at all. “Dear tribute, toi have been chosen...
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posted by CuteBlossom123
1) toi guys may think us girls only care about the body and muscle but we really care about the personality

2) It's a waste of your time being a perv with a girl. It just makes us feel uneasy and weird about you.

3) Us girls are not a torpy case! We don't want toi showing us off

4) Us girls are slow, not fast. Please don't go in the sexy business straight away.

5) The way toi can tell a girl likes toi is when she's out of words when toi talk to her, aswell as giggling a lot around you.

6) If a girls mate asks toi if toi like her, it often means she likes you.

7) If your dating a girl please don't...
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10. Tell a aléatoire person toi l’amour them
9. go up to a worker and ask them aléatoire questoins about them (name age Zodiac sign)
8.Try on a bra thats way to big ou for guys just a aléatoire bra and ask a worker how toi look
7.sit in the middle of a isle
6.clog the toilet
5.go up to a aléatoire person and say gimme all your cash and nobody gets hurt
4.(for department stores) Jump on a display bed
4.(grocery stores) Eat nourriture before buying it
3.Scream bloody murder
2.Go store streaking
and number 1 is
1.yell kick me out of this store at the haut, retour au début of your lungs
posted by cloudburst
I'm still alive but barely breathing
Just pray to a God that beloved in
Cause I got rime while she got freedom
Cause when a hertbreaks,no it don't breakeven

Her best days will be some of my worst
She finally met a man that's gonna put her first
While I'm wide awake she's no trouble sleeping
cause when a heartbreaks,no it don't breakeven,even,no

What am I suppose to do
When the best part of me is always toi and
What am I suppose to say
When I'm all choked up and your okay

I'm falling to pieces,yeah
I'm falling to pieces

They say bad things happen for a reason
But no wise words gonna stop the bleeding
Cause...
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posted by Anime_Gir1235
Ok my brother(pikachu700 his dumb self) had this crazy dream about Darla Dimple and... people here i'll tell toi that story :3
PK:were am i
*turns on lights
darla dimple: ...
PK:WHO ARE U?
darla dimple:...
PK: ok blah blah YAA *THROWS couteau AT DD
darla dimple: *teleports to PK*
PK: ಠ_ಠ
PK: *LOOKS behind*
pinkie pie: wut i tell u about goin in MAH SHED
pk: wait this is a shed ohh ok*turns all dark again
PK: not again *someone turns on light*
pk: WHY AM I STRAPED UP
pinkie pie: *starts up chainsaw*
pk: oh no O_e
pinkie pie: *cuts up my guts*
pk: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU
al da sudden flippy breaks in 007 style
PK: YAY HI FLIPPY
flippy: let me help u pinkie pie...
PK; OH COME ON!!!
both: cuts hands
PK:FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
both: go's into private room
PK: hmm I HAVE DA POWER *breaks chains*
pk: wow it worked
pk: looks at private window
*both havenig sexytime
pk: walks away
pk: e_e *stabs myself*
woke up DA END NOW DIE
10: "Ooh, never felt like [i]that[i] before!"
9: "Keep it coming!"
8: "Oh, [i]that's[i] what it does!"
7: "I like that. I like that a lot."
6: *Grunt* *Scream* "YES! OH, YES!"
5: "Hey, that tickles!"
4: "It felt different when (insert old partner's name) did that."
3: "Huh. That's bigger than I remember. Oh well."
2: "Wait. Is that yours ou mine?"
1: "Hey. That's weird. How do toi put that back?"

I had a lot of fun écriture these, and the majority of them I made up as I went along.

Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala.
*Light starts singing*
7 a.m, I'm waking up in the morning
Gotta have an pomme to feed Ryuk
Gotta have a page from my handy notebook
Seeing all the Kira reports going on and on
Everybody's worried
Gotta get down to the bus stop, gotta catch the bus
I see a bus hijacker
What he doesn't know is I have sealed his doom
He gets hit par a car and dies
It's Death Note, Death Note!
Gotta kill both bad and good guys!
Everybody's looking vers l'avant, vers l’avant to my new world, new world
Death Note, Death Note!
Killing people with the Death Note!
Everybody's looking vers l'avant, vers l’avant to my new world
Writing names, écriture names, YEAH!
Writing...
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Eve Dipalo stared up at the brick building. It looked the same but it felt so different, so... weird... "oof!" Someone pushed Eve aside and ran off into the school. Eve was about to say something, but she thought better of it. Besides, who would even listen to her of all people? She sighed and pushed open the doors to the school.

Right when she walked in she felt out of place. She pulled a piece of white paper from her backpack's side pocket and studied it. She walked over to one of the bright red 7th grade lockers and glanced back down at the paper to check her combination. she tried her...
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Look guys, I'm really sorry about how I overreacted to Fanpop's many changes earlier. I was just angry that my computer was slow, and I overreacted. For that I'm really sorry.


XxKeithHarkinxX, I'm especially sorry to you. I know we've had a few disagreements here and there, but this pushed me to my limit, and again, I overreacted because nobody would listen to me about my computer issues. I want to just patch up the hole and be friends. If toi don't, that's cool, just know that I'm sorry.

I'm also sorry to Fanpop.... I wouldn't give the new format a chance. I hope my apology can pay for everyone...
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I never thought i would end up like this.Alone dying and not being able to care for my brother.Running away from gaurds into the alley ou our so called home.We never left the city border but my brother dreams of it when he grows up so he can care for me."Brother it's ok"I a dit giving him half of the warm soft loaf of bread.My brothers hand shook while he reachout ands grabbed the pain and slowly nibbled every last piece of it.As he and i listed the reasons why would should go to heaven and so far we came up with one reason hat both of us were suffering with."Dear god keep us alive for at least...
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posted by XxKeithHarkinxX
6:48pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Yo.
6:49pmjnrm:
suppers!
6:49pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Being depressed
6:50pmjnrm:
fun times, i can tell from yur roblox stats
6:51pm
dude! i found some really cute clothes on roblox!
6:52pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
give meh da link
6:53pmjnrm:
Well a few of the shirts are cute i guess link
i like the cœur, coeur one with suspenders
6:54pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
i buy her clotehs all teh time XD
6:54pmjnrm:
Oh XD Lol
6:54pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Eeeeeyup
6:59pmjnrm:
do toi know anyone that has my style?
6:59pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
besides me //killed
6:59pmjnrm:
kk
7:00pm
thx
7:00pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
anytime.
7:00pmjnrm:
i cant find them on...
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posted by LizzyTheCat
Hold on to me, l’amour
You know I can't stay long
All I wanted to say was
I l’amour toi and I'm not afraid, oh

Can toi hear me?
Can toi feel me in your arms?

Holding my last breath
Safe inside myself
Are all my thoughts of toi
Sweet raptured light, it ends here tonight

I'll miss the winter
A world of fragile things
Look for me in the white forest
Hiding in a hollow arbre
(Come and find me)

I know toi hear me
I can taste it in your tears

Holding my last breath
Safe inside myself
Are all my thoughts of toi
Sweet raptured light, it ends here tonight

Closing your eyes to disappear
You pray your dreams...
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posted by sakurahanazono
1.) Start saying the questions really loudly and if they try to tell toi to be quite say "shhh this is a test toi know, gosh!"

2.) In a maths test start whispering aléatoire numbers to the person suivant to toi and then when the teacher tells toi off say "They made me give them the réponses ou they a dit they'd kill me!" Then glare at them.

3.) Laugh hysterically and when people stare at toi say "What are toi lookin at!" ou "Stop trying to copy my answers!"

4.) Get on haut, retour au début of the table, tableau and start doing the macarena.

5.) After you've wrote your name on the test, start screaming and when the teacher comes over and asks whats wrong say "How does the test know what my name is! Have toi been spying on me and teling it everything!"
"Where is Maybelle?"Alicia asked.
"I don't-"I was cut off
"Help!Help me!I need help!Please!!"A familiar voice begged.
"MAYBELLE!"we all a dit in unison.
We followed the voice into a huge hut.
"Maybelle!Where are you?"I asked.
I ran as fast as I could.I couldn't wait for them to catch up.I saw a door with a small window.I looked in and saw Ariana.When she turned back,I ran back.
"Help!Help me!Help m-MM!MUHH!MMMMMHHH!"Maybelle yelled.
I ran to the door Maybelle and Ariana were in.I knocked on the door,got out my sword,and waited for Ariana to come out.
"What?Wh-AH!"She said.
"You said,you'd leave my friends...
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posted by tokidoki123
There's a place in my mind
No one knows where it hides
And my fantaisie is flying
It's a château in the sky

It's a world of our past
Where the legend still lasts
And the king wears the crown
But the magic spell is law

Take your sword and your shield
There's a battle on the field
You're a knight and you're right
So with dragons now you'll fight

And my fancy is flying
It's a château in the sky
ou there's nothing out there
These are castles in the air

Fairytales live in me
Fables coming from my memory
fantaisie is not a crime
Find your château in the sky

You've got the key
Of the kingdom of the clouds
Open the door
Leaving back your doubts

You've got the power
To live another childhood
So ride the wind
That leads toi to the moon 'cause..."
Sarah couldn't make a noise.Ariana ran to the little girl.Sarah got a grip on the sticks.When she stopped the little girl.Sarah stabbed Ariana in the back."OOOOWWWW!!WHAT THE HECK toi LITTLE IDIOT!"She yelled.She dropped to her knees.I picked up the little girl,which was crying."It's okay.Let's get toi to your mommy."Her mom was crying too."Here's your daughter."Sarah said."THANK YOU!THANK YOU!"The mom a dit and cheered.
Sarah walked back.
"SARAH!Oh my gosh!"Alicia a dit and she hugged her.
"That was amazing."Maybelle said.
"Guys!Focus!The stone."Sarah said.They got out and ran."Oh no!The Rights!That's...
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It was The night of Scarlett's sleepover,The guests arrived quickly.
S:Hey!Chloe and Nancy are already here,Penny.
P:Okay,Um...Where do I put my sleeping bag?
S:Anywhere.
M:Bye Honey!I gotta go to work!
S:Bye mom!
N:Can we play 'Truth ou Dare'?
S:Don't see why not.
Scarlett got a oreiller and put it in her lap.
N:Okay,Chloe!Truth ou dare?
C:Truth.
N:Okay,WHATS MY MIDDLE NAME?
C:Shannon.
N:WRONG!I DON'T HAVE ONE!!!HA!TRICK QUESTION!
C:Grrr.Okay.Penny,Truth ou dare?
P:Dare!
C:Alright,I dare toi to...Name ONE Scary movie you've watched!
P:Oh...Well....lets see...(gulp)...HARRY POTTER!
S:As much as we hate him....Doesn't...
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1. Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter livres and/or movies.

2. Say they look like a Harry Potter character of the opposite gender.

3. Quote Dobby.

4. Hog the computer 24/7 while logged onto MuggleNet.

5. Read out loud to them whenever they can't get away from toi (Example: When in a car ou an elevator). If toi don't have a book with you, recite from memory.

6. Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their birthday and Christmas and demand that they keep it and treasure it forever.

7. Rewrite their favori song with Harry Potter lyrics and sing it constantly.

8. Crowd their inbox...
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What women should tell men...but don't

1. The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.

2. The suivant time toi and your buddies make jokes about armed women in combat, take a vote to see which of toi successfully aim at the toilet rim.

3. If we're watching football with toi - it's not bonding - it's their butts.

4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever toi have to say after the movie.

5. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.

6. Please don't drive when you're not driving.

7. If toi were really looking for an honest answer, you...
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posted by karpach_14
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.

"Betty, I was wondering -- have toi ever cheated on me?"

"Oh Jack, why would toi ask such a question now? toi don't want to ask that question..."

"Yes, Betty, I really want to know. Please."

"Well, all right. Yes, 3 times."

"Three? When were they?"

"Well, Jack, remember when toi were 35 years old and toi really wanted to start the business on your own and no bank would give toi a loan? Remember how one jour the bank president himself came over to the house and signed the loan papers, no questions asked?"

"Oh, Betty, toi did that for me!...
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