Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: toi see, we forgot to do this in the last episode.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: Yes, I know, we feel terrible.
Tom: Wait a second. Stop booing, and we'll let toi know who Brony Of The mois is assholes.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: You're making it worse.
Tom: I'm making it worse? They're supposed to be cheering, ou laughing.
Master Sword: We didn't say anything funny yet, so they can't be laughing.
Tom: I got an idea. *Grabs a loudspeaker, and a grenade. He talks in the loudspeaker* Now listen up!! If toi don't stop booing, I'll shove a grenade up your ass, and kill toi in a matter of seconds.
Audience: *Becomes quiet*
Master Sword: There we go.
Tom: I knew it would work. Now for April 2015, the Brony Of The mois award goes to Alinah_09.
Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword: I knew you'd like that. She deserves it.
Tom: And now for our crossover parody. We decided to make a crossover parody of two skits we are currently doing.
Master Sword: We're combining Celebrity Jeopardy with The Story Of Corporal Agarn, and we're calling it..
Tom: Wildwest Jeopardy.
Audience: *Laughing*
Wildwest Jeopardy
Starring Saten Twist as Alex Trebek
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
and Sean the hedgehog as Chief Wild Eagle
The four of them were outside. The gameboard, and podium were set up in the middle of the fort.
Alex: And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. From now on, I would appreciate it if everyone would refrain from using any words starting with N, ou F.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: With that said, let's take a look at the score. Chief Wild Eagle has a grand total of negative $61,000
Audience: *Laughing*
Chief Wild Eagle: I'll get that money back from your Granddaughter Trebek. toi 74 an old f**k.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I warned toi not to say anything starting with N, ou F.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: On seconde thought, forget that. It's gonna be a very difficult rule to follow.
Audience: No shit. *Laughing*
Alex: In last place with negative $104,000 is Corporal Agarn.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: RAMPAGE!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay. And in first place with negative $60,999 is Captain Parmenter.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: I'm in the lead, and I hope to stay there.
Corporal Agarn: But you're not in the lead. You're in Fort Courage with the rest of us.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Oh I know that Corporal, I was just referring to the game.
Corporal Agarn: Oh. I see.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Moving on. It's time for Double Jeopardy, let's take a look at the board. The categories are..
As soon as the board turned on, Chief Wild Eagle shot an Arrow at it, and it was destroyed.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: What the... Why did toi do that?!
Chief Wild Eagle: It was a monster! toi try to bring in monster to kill off Indian!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Well. We can't play now that the board is destroyed, so we'll see toi in the suivant episode.
The End
On the suivant part of this episode
Master Sword rants about the news industry.
Theme Song: link
Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on rue corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing suivant to Double Scoop*
Tom: plus ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands suivant to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
Sean: *Lands behind Astrel Sky with a parachute*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*
Episode 16: I've Had Enough Of This
Master Sword: *Watching the news*
News Pony: The weather forecast for this week seems promising. Tomorrow all the way through to Friday, we will have temperatures between 60-80 degrees farenheit, and it will be sunny. However, Saturday, and Sunday will be completely cloudy. No rain will be expected however, but the temperature for Saturday will be 55, and Sunday will be 48. OH MY GOODNESS!!!!!! NEWS FLASH! WE GOT REPORTS OF A MISSING AIRPLANE!!
Master Sword: *Covering his ears* toi don't have to shout. We can hear you!
Audience: *Laughing*
News Pony: The missing airplane is from Delta Airlines, and at least 250 ponies were on board. The flight was going from Las Pegasus Neighvada, to St. Foalis Maressouri.
Master Sword: Who gives a f**k?
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: No one cares about a goddamn airplane disappearing. We want to hear about ISIS, and how it's threatening to attack others even though they're weak, due to being from the Middle East.
Audience: *Laughing*
News Pony: The Equestrian Military is trying to find out where the plane could have ended up, and will try to recover the black box.
Master Sword: The plane disappeared, because everyone stopped giving a f**k about it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: These disappearing airplanes are becoming attention whores like Twilight Sparkle.
Audience: *Laughing*
Meanwhile in Fluttershy's cottage.
MLP Producers: Places everyone.
Director: Fluttershy, we want toi to walk outside of your cottage with Discord, and Angel.
Then a song turned on: link
Twilight: Man, déplacer out of the f**king way toi dumbass nigga! This is my show!
Audience: *Cheering*
Fluttershy: I-I'm sorry Twilight.
Twilight: toi better be sorry. Look at this!! *Points her horn at Fluttershy* And look at these! *Shows off her wings* I'm an alicorn princess with a black man's voice nigga!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: *Looks at the audience* Yo! What the hell is wrong with you?! You're suppose to cheer everytime I say the N word.
Audience: *Nervously cheer*
Then Master Sword turned the song off as he arrived on stage.
Master Sword: This is not all about toi Twilight. Let Fluttershy do her thing, and be cute with Discord, and Angel. *Leaves* Now to give the news industry a piece of my mind.
CBS Studios, Manehattan.
News Pony: What's suivant on our news lineup?
News poney 2: Well, since we're in Manehattan, I think we'll montrer some footage of some ponies being raped.
Audience: *Laughing*
News poney 2: Then we'll déplacer on to another airplane disappearing.
Master Sword: OH NO toi WON'T!
Audience: *Clapping*
News Pony: Excuse me. Who are you?
Master Sword: I am a poney that will kill toi all if toi don't stop talking about disappearing airplanes. No one cares about them!
News poney 2: I see.
News Pony: Is there anything else toi want us to do?
Master Sword: Yeah. In Hawaii Five-0, get some newer police cars. The ones you're currently using are shit.
Audience: *Laughing*
News Pony: Thanks for your feedback. We hope toi enjoyed your visit to CBS Studios.
Master Sword: I did not. *Leaves*
News Pony: Aw. That made me sad.
Audience: *Laughing*
Coming up next, it's Princess Celestia.
Princess Celestia
Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic arc en ciel as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny
Bryan was with two royal guards somewhere in Canterlot. They were meeting with three Mexican ponies.
Mexican Pony: You're late.
Bryan: All the matters is the fact that I'm here. The point being... Luna tells me toi have a repository of antic equipment.
Mexican Pony: So what is it you're looking for?
Bryan: What kind of noise-making equipment does your repository contain? Vuvuzelas perhaps?
Audience: Oooh!
Mexican Pony: I think we can help you. *Walks away with the other two Mexican ponies*
The leader of the Mexicans went to another poney par a wardrobe.
Mexican Pony: Come here. *Pushes poney towards the wardrobe. He opens the door, and pushes the poney into the wardrobe*
Audience: *Laughing*
Mexican Pony: Find a vuvuzela. A good one. Hurry back. *Closes door*
Audience: *Laughing*
Later
Celestia: *Sleeping*
Now for those of toi that don't know what a vuvuzela is, it's a really loud horn.
Twilight: *Points the horn at Celestia, and blows in it really hard to make lots of noise*
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: *Wakes up, and falls out of bed* I thought I banned those things!!
Twilight escaped just in time. She was now talking to some of the other ponies in the castle.
Harry: What now?
Twilight: Man, it was good, but not good enough.
Chrysler: toi speak nonsense! A vuvuzela blast in your sleep? How can that be beaten? toi can't seriously suggest to waste plus resources just for cheap pranks.
Audience: *Light laughter*
Twilight: Anything is possible as long as the results are hysterical. We just need some guinea pigs to conceptualize ideas.
Harry: I know where we can get some. How about Alexis?
Bryan: She wouldn't even suspect a thing.
Twilight: Man, clear a path. I know just what we're gonna do.
Later, Alexis was walking down a hallway. She turned left into another hallway, and passed Chrysler who was sitting on a chair.
Alexis: *Gets hit par a big box gant on a spring, and gets her head stuck in the wall*
Audience: *Laughing*
Later, Luna, and Twilight met Cadence in a parking garage.
Twilight: Looks like someone finally joined the dark side.
Cadence: Surprised? I heard about the vuvuzela antic. I have decided to rejoindre the anarchy. With the three of us working together, we can-
Luna: Normally, I'd be the first to object. But if my protege can see potential, *Begins walking to her car* Then maybe those brains of yours can drive us to commit the most legendary antic of all time. *Gets in car*
Driver: *Starts car, and revs engine twice. He then drives away*
Cadence: *Staring at Luna*
Twilight: Man, let's get to the suivant scene. We went too long without anything funny happening!
Audience: *Laughing*
Later, in Celestia's room.
Derpy: *Walks into Celestia's room*
Celestia: *Staring at Derpy* Well? What do toi want?!
Derpy: Twilight wants to see toi outside. She wants to montrer toi something.
Celestia: toi must think that I'm stupid, right?
Audience: *Light laughter*
Celestia: toi go out there! For all I know, a piano will fall on me out of nowhere- *Gets hit par a piano as it makes this noise: link *
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, and whistling*
Derpy: I tried to tell toi to go outside.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: TWILIGHT!!!!
Audience: *Clapping*
Up next, it's The cul, ass cul, ass Inn.
cul, ass cul, ass Inn
Starring arc en ciel Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic arc en ciel as Donovan
Blaze as Richard
And introducing Sean The Hedgehog as himself, only for this episode.
Announcer: For those of toi that don't remember, the cul, ass cul, ass Inn is a strip club. Secretly, it's also a hotel for assassins. However, the police don't know this.
Sean: *Sitting at a table, tableau with Marisa* toi really look like this mare I rendez-vous amoureux, date in Ponyville.
Marisa: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Yeah right. How much will it cost for toi to suck my dick?
Marisa: $500
Sean: That's expensive, but whatever.
As they go into a private room, Mercury enters the strip club.
Mercury: George, Richard, I got a job for you.
George: Is it the same type of job that grey hedgehog is getting with Marisa?
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: Come on, be serious.
George & Richard: *Sit down at Mercury's table*
Richard: Since when did toi care about being serious?
Mercury: All the time.
George: Yeah, like that one time he decided to paint his gun pink.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: It was for breast cancer awareness!
Richard: That's for humans. We are ponies. We don't have breasts, so we have nothing to be aware about.
Mercury: toi just don't give a shit about anything. Do you?
Richard: Not unless toi have somepony for us to kill.
Mercury: A gay pride parade.
George: Oh yeah!
Half of the audience started booing.
George: Oh come on. I thought all of the audience members were straight.
Richard: Guess not. We'll just have to kill them after this skit is over.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: Now, this parade is going from Union Station, all the way to Civic Center. Find a spot where no one can find you, and blow them all to hell.
George: With pleasure.
They were set up in a building across the rue from Union Station.
George: I hate trains.
Audience: *Laughing*
George: Why did toi pick to be par the station?
Richard: This is a good view for our assignment. Why do toi hate trains anyway?
George: Season 5 hype train!
Audience: *Laughing*
Richard: Here they come, get ready.
Gay Ponies: *Walking out of the station*
George: This is not what I expected.
Richard: What do toi mean?
George: This is a parade. Where's the band that plays music?
Band: *Shows up out of nowhere, and plays music*
Audience: *Laughing*
Richard: Make sure your silencer is on. *Puts silencer on rifle*
George: *Attaches silencer to rifle* Let's do this. *Shoots gay pride pony*
Richard: *Shoots two gay ponies with one bullet*
Audience: *Cheering*
George: They're running away, hold your fire.
Richard: What for?
George: I want to do something to one of their banners.
After everyone was gone, George used black spraypaint to write gay marriage is gay.
Richard: Nice. Let's get out of here.
Back at the cul, ass cul, ass Inn
Saten Twist: Since toi didn't kill all of the ponies in that parade, toi each get four grand.
George: Worth it. We vandalized one of their banners.
Saten Twist: Five grand.
Richard: Thank you.
Sean: *Leaving the cul, ass cul, ass Inn* Well, I'll see toi guys later.
George: Where are toi going?
Sean: I gotta help prepare the suivant skit. toi gotta get dressed as a golfer.
George: Oh yeah. The suivant skit is Golfing, so don't go away.
Audience: *Clapping, and whistling*
Golfing
Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic arc en ciel as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell
Otis was on the last hole with Olson, and Caddy.
Otis: Thanks for playing with me toi guys. Chip called in, and a dit he was sick.
Olson: Hey, no problem Otis.
Caddy: We had a good time.
Otis: Well this ain't over yet. Are toi still enjoying it?
Caddy: Yeah.
Otis: Then watch me sink that ball into the hole. *Puts the ball, and it goes in* It's a shame Chip can't be here. I wonder how he's feeling.
Chip: *Feeling fine as he plays Mafia 2 while eating pretzels, and drinking soda*
Audience: *Laughing*
Olson: I'm sure he feels completely terrible, and has to go to the bathroom at least once every ten minutes, because of diarrhea.
Audience: *Laughing*
Caddy: Maybe he vomits every heure on the hour.
Otis: Alright, let's not make it sound dramatic.
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: Besides, one of toi have to go.
Caddy: My ball is the furthest.
Olson: How did toi figure that out?
Caddy: Your ball is on the green, and mine is still on the fairway. A 2 an old would be able to figure out that it's my turn.
Audience: *Laughing*
The three stallions went back to where Caddy's ball was, and watched him get ready.
Caddy: I'm going to get that ball in the hole from here. Just watch me. *Lightly hits the ball*
It landed on haut, retour au début of Olson's ball, making it go towards the hole, while Caddy watched his own ball roll back onto the fairway.
Audience: *Laughing*
Caddy: I'm going to kill toi for this Olson.
Olson: Hey. toi were the one hitting the ball. Not me.
After the match, they looked over their score.
Otis: It seems that my score is 64. Olson, toi got a 65.
Caddy: What about me?
Otis: Just wait a minute toi impatient bastard!
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: Your score is 71.
Caddy: *His face turns red, and smoke comes out of his ears*
Otis: Are toi thinking what I'm thinking?
Olson: Running away?
Otis: Yeah. *Takes off with Olson*
Audience: *Laughing*
Caddy: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Tom: Welcome back everypony. We would like to introduce toi to something new to the show.
Master Sword: BLOOPER REELS!!!!!!
Audience: *Clapping, cheering, and whistling*
Tom: Enjoy the bloopers from this episode.
Song: link
Announcer: Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Bait, and... Oh shit.
Audience: *Laughing*
***
Tom: Now for April 2015, the Brony Of The mois award goes to me!
Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword: I knew you'd like that.
Tom: Okay, let's do this for real.
Take 2
Tom: Now for April 2015, the Brony Of The mois awarf, f**K!
Audience: *Laughing*
***
Chief Wild Eagle: *Leaning on podium* I'll get that money back from your Granddaughter Trebek. You- *Falls down as the podium gets smashed. He picks up parts of it, and realizes it's made out of wood* This is just like The Interview where James Franco finds out the nourriture is fake in Korea!
Audience: *Laughing*
***
Director: Fluttershy, we want toi to walk outside of your cottage with Discord, and Angel.
Twilight: *Arrives* Keeping it G ain't nothin'! toi ain't gotta like it, cuz the capuche, hotte gone l’amour it. toi ain't gotta like it, cuz the capuche, hotte gone l’amour it. Watch a young nigga.. I'm having trouble chant this. Can we do something different?
Take 2
Twilight: Man, déplacer out of the f**king way toi dumbass nigga! This is my show!
Director: Twilight, we're not ready yet.
Twilight: I did all that hard work for nothing!
Take 3
Twilight: Man, déplacer out of the f**king way toi dumbass nigga! This is my game.
Director: CUT!
***
Derpy: Twilight wants to see toi outside. She wants to montrer toi something.
Celestia: toi must think that I'm stupid, right?
Audience: *Light laughter*
Celestia: toi go out there! For all I know, a piano will fall on me out of nowhere.. Where's the piano?
Twilight: *Arrives* Man toi got played, like a f***ing piano!!
Tom: That's all the time we have. See toi in the suivant episode.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
The End
STH/AM6663 Entertainment. Copyright 2015
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: toi see, we forgot to do this in the last episode.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: Yes, I know, we feel terrible.
Tom: Wait a second. Stop booing, and we'll let toi know who Brony Of The mois is assholes.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: You're making it worse.
Tom: I'm making it worse? They're supposed to be cheering, ou laughing.
Master Sword: We didn't say anything funny yet, so they can't be laughing.
Tom: I got an idea. *Grabs a loudspeaker, and a grenade. He talks in the loudspeaker* Now listen up!! If toi don't stop booing, I'll shove a grenade up your ass, and kill toi in a matter of seconds.
Audience: *Becomes quiet*
Master Sword: There we go.
Tom: I knew it would work. Now for April 2015, the Brony Of The mois award goes to Alinah_09.
Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword: I knew you'd like that. She deserves it.
Tom: And now for our crossover parody. We decided to make a crossover parody of two skits we are currently doing.
Master Sword: We're combining Celebrity Jeopardy with The Story Of Corporal Agarn, and we're calling it..
Tom: Wildwest Jeopardy.
Audience: *Laughing*
Wildwest Jeopardy
Starring Saten Twist as Alex Trebek
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
and Sean the hedgehog as Chief Wild Eagle
The four of them were outside. The gameboard, and podium were set up in the middle of the fort.
Alex: And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. From now on, I would appreciate it if everyone would refrain from using any words starting with N, ou F.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: With that said, let's take a look at the score. Chief Wild Eagle has a grand total of negative $61,000
Audience: *Laughing*
Chief Wild Eagle: I'll get that money back from your Granddaughter Trebek. toi 74 an old f**k.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I warned toi not to say anything starting with N, ou F.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: On seconde thought, forget that. It's gonna be a very difficult rule to follow.
Audience: No shit. *Laughing*
Alex: In last place with negative $104,000 is Corporal Agarn.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: RAMPAGE!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay. And in first place with negative $60,999 is Captain Parmenter.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: I'm in the lead, and I hope to stay there.
Corporal Agarn: But you're not in the lead. You're in Fort Courage with the rest of us.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Oh I know that Corporal, I was just referring to the game.
Corporal Agarn: Oh. I see.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Moving on. It's time for Double Jeopardy, let's take a look at the board. The categories are..
As soon as the board turned on, Chief Wild Eagle shot an Arrow at it, and it was destroyed.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: What the... Why did toi do that?!
Chief Wild Eagle: It was a monster! toi try to bring in monster to kill off Indian!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Well. We can't play now that the board is destroyed, so we'll see toi in the suivant episode.
The End
On the suivant part of this episode
Master Sword rants about the news industry.
Theme Song: link
Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on rue corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing suivant to Double Scoop*
Tom: plus ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands suivant to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
Sean: *Lands behind Astrel Sky with a parachute*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*
Episode 16: I've Had Enough Of This
Master Sword: *Watching the news*
News Pony: The weather forecast for this week seems promising. Tomorrow all the way through to Friday, we will have temperatures between 60-80 degrees farenheit, and it will be sunny. However, Saturday, and Sunday will be completely cloudy. No rain will be expected however, but the temperature for Saturday will be 55, and Sunday will be 48. OH MY GOODNESS!!!!!! NEWS FLASH! WE GOT REPORTS OF A MISSING AIRPLANE!!
Master Sword: *Covering his ears* toi don't have to shout. We can hear you!
Audience: *Laughing*
News Pony: The missing airplane is from Delta Airlines, and at least 250 ponies were on board. The flight was going from Las Pegasus Neighvada, to St. Foalis Maressouri.
Master Sword: Who gives a f**k?
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: No one cares about a goddamn airplane disappearing. We want to hear about ISIS, and how it's threatening to attack others even though they're weak, due to being from the Middle East.
Audience: *Laughing*
News Pony: The Equestrian Military is trying to find out where the plane could have ended up, and will try to recover the black box.
Master Sword: The plane disappeared, because everyone stopped giving a f**k about it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: These disappearing airplanes are becoming attention whores like Twilight Sparkle.
Audience: *Laughing*
Meanwhile in Fluttershy's cottage.
MLP Producers: Places everyone.
Director: Fluttershy, we want toi to walk outside of your cottage with Discord, and Angel.
Then a song turned on: link
Twilight: Man, déplacer out of the f**king way toi dumbass nigga! This is my show!
Audience: *Cheering*
Fluttershy: I-I'm sorry Twilight.
Twilight: toi better be sorry. Look at this!! *Points her horn at Fluttershy* And look at these! *Shows off her wings* I'm an alicorn princess with a black man's voice nigga!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: *Looks at the audience* Yo! What the hell is wrong with you?! You're suppose to cheer everytime I say the N word.
Audience: *Nervously cheer*
Then Master Sword turned the song off as he arrived on stage.
Master Sword: This is not all about toi Twilight. Let Fluttershy do her thing, and be cute with Discord, and Angel. *Leaves* Now to give the news industry a piece of my mind.
CBS Studios, Manehattan.
News Pony: What's suivant on our news lineup?
News poney 2: Well, since we're in Manehattan, I think we'll montrer some footage of some ponies being raped.
Audience: *Laughing*
News poney 2: Then we'll déplacer on to another airplane disappearing.
Master Sword: OH NO toi WON'T!
Audience: *Clapping*
News Pony: Excuse me. Who are you?
Master Sword: I am a poney that will kill toi all if toi don't stop talking about disappearing airplanes. No one cares about them!
News poney 2: I see.
News Pony: Is there anything else toi want us to do?
Master Sword: Yeah. In Hawaii Five-0, get some newer police cars. The ones you're currently using are shit.
Audience: *Laughing*
News Pony: Thanks for your feedback. We hope toi enjoyed your visit to CBS Studios.
Master Sword: I did not. *Leaves*
News Pony: Aw. That made me sad.
Audience: *Laughing*
Coming up next, it's Princess Celestia.
Princess Celestia
Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic arc en ciel as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny
Bryan was with two royal guards somewhere in Canterlot. They were meeting with three Mexican ponies.
Mexican Pony: You're late.
Bryan: All the matters is the fact that I'm here. The point being... Luna tells me toi have a repository of antic equipment.
Mexican Pony: So what is it you're looking for?
Bryan: What kind of noise-making equipment does your repository contain? Vuvuzelas perhaps?
Audience: Oooh!
Mexican Pony: I think we can help you. *Walks away with the other two Mexican ponies*
The leader of the Mexicans went to another poney par a wardrobe.
Mexican Pony: Come here. *Pushes poney towards the wardrobe. He opens the door, and pushes the poney into the wardrobe*
Audience: *Laughing*
Mexican Pony: Find a vuvuzela. A good one. Hurry back. *Closes door*
Audience: *Laughing*
Later
Celestia: *Sleeping*
Now for those of toi that don't know what a vuvuzela is, it's a really loud horn.
Twilight: *Points the horn at Celestia, and blows in it really hard to make lots of noise*
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: *Wakes up, and falls out of bed* I thought I banned those things!!
Twilight escaped just in time. She was now talking to some of the other ponies in the castle.
Harry: What now?
Twilight: Man, it was good, but not good enough.
Chrysler: toi speak nonsense! A vuvuzela blast in your sleep? How can that be beaten? toi can't seriously suggest to waste plus resources just for cheap pranks.
Audience: *Light laughter*
Twilight: Anything is possible as long as the results are hysterical. We just need some guinea pigs to conceptualize ideas.
Harry: I know where we can get some. How about Alexis?
Bryan: She wouldn't even suspect a thing.
Twilight: Man, clear a path. I know just what we're gonna do.
Later, Alexis was walking down a hallway. She turned left into another hallway, and passed Chrysler who was sitting on a chair.
Alexis: *Gets hit par a big box gant on a spring, and gets her head stuck in the wall*
Audience: *Laughing*
Later, Luna, and Twilight met Cadence in a parking garage.
Twilight: Looks like someone finally joined the dark side.
Cadence: Surprised? I heard about the vuvuzela antic. I have decided to rejoindre the anarchy. With the three of us working together, we can-
Luna: Normally, I'd be the first to object. But if my protege can see potential, *Begins walking to her car* Then maybe those brains of yours can drive us to commit the most legendary antic of all time. *Gets in car*
Driver: *Starts car, and revs engine twice. He then drives away*
Cadence: *Staring at Luna*
Twilight: Man, let's get to the suivant scene. We went too long without anything funny happening!
Audience: *Laughing*
Later, in Celestia's room.
Derpy: *Walks into Celestia's room*
Celestia: *Staring at Derpy* Well? What do toi want?!
Derpy: Twilight wants to see toi outside. She wants to montrer toi something.
Celestia: toi must think that I'm stupid, right?
Audience: *Light laughter*
Celestia: toi go out there! For all I know, a piano will fall on me out of nowhere- *Gets hit par a piano as it makes this noise: link *
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, and whistling*
Derpy: I tried to tell toi to go outside.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: TWILIGHT!!!!
Audience: *Clapping*
Up next, it's The cul, ass cul, ass Inn.
cul, ass cul, ass Inn
Starring arc en ciel Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic arc en ciel as Donovan
Blaze as Richard
And introducing Sean The Hedgehog as himself, only for this episode.
Announcer: For those of toi that don't remember, the cul, ass cul, ass Inn is a strip club. Secretly, it's also a hotel for assassins. However, the police don't know this.
Sean: *Sitting at a table, tableau with Marisa* toi really look like this mare I rendez-vous amoureux, date in Ponyville.
Marisa: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Yeah right. How much will it cost for toi to suck my dick?
Marisa: $500
Sean: That's expensive, but whatever.
As they go into a private room, Mercury enters the strip club.
Mercury: George, Richard, I got a job for you.
George: Is it the same type of job that grey hedgehog is getting with Marisa?
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: Come on, be serious.
George & Richard: *Sit down at Mercury's table*
Richard: Since when did toi care about being serious?
Mercury: All the time.
George: Yeah, like that one time he decided to paint his gun pink.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: It was for breast cancer awareness!
Richard: That's for humans. We are ponies. We don't have breasts, so we have nothing to be aware about.
Mercury: toi just don't give a shit about anything. Do you?
Richard: Not unless toi have somepony for us to kill.
Mercury: A gay pride parade.
George: Oh yeah!
Half of the audience started booing.
George: Oh come on. I thought all of the audience members were straight.
Richard: Guess not. We'll just have to kill them after this skit is over.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: Now, this parade is going from Union Station, all the way to Civic Center. Find a spot where no one can find you, and blow them all to hell.
George: With pleasure.
They were set up in a building across the rue from Union Station.
George: I hate trains.
Audience: *Laughing*
George: Why did toi pick to be par the station?
Richard: This is a good view for our assignment. Why do toi hate trains anyway?
George: Season 5 hype train!
Audience: *Laughing*
Richard: Here they come, get ready.
Gay Ponies: *Walking out of the station*
George: This is not what I expected.
Richard: What do toi mean?
George: This is a parade. Where's the band that plays music?
Band: *Shows up out of nowhere, and plays music*
Audience: *Laughing*
Richard: Make sure your silencer is on. *Puts silencer on rifle*
George: *Attaches silencer to rifle* Let's do this. *Shoots gay pride pony*
Richard: *Shoots two gay ponies with one bullet*
Audience: *Cheering*
George: They're running away, hold your fire.
Richard: What for?
George: I want to do something to one of their banners.
After everyone was gone, George used black spraypaint to write gay marriage is gay.
Richard: Nice. Let's get out of here.
Back at the cul, ass cul, ass Inn
Saten Twist: Since toi didn't kill all of the ponies in that parade, toi each get four grand.
George: Worth it. We vandalized one of their banners.
Saten Twist: Five grand.
Richard: Thank you.
Sean: *Leaving the cul, ass cul, ass Inn* Well, I'll see toi guys later.
George: Where are toi going?
Sean: I gotta help prepare the suivant skit. toi gotta get dressed as a golfer.
George: Oh yeah. The suivant skit is Golfing, so don't go away.
Audience: *Clapping, and whistling*
Golfing
Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic arc en ciel as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell
Otis was on the last hole with Olson, and Caddy.
Otis: Thanks for playing with me toi guys. Chip called in, and a dit he was sick.
Olson: Hey, no problem Otis.
Caddy: We had a good time.
Otis: Well this ain't over yet. Are toi still enjoying it?
Caddy: Yeah.
Otis: Then watch me sink that ball into the hole. *Puts the ball, and it goes in* It's a shame Chip can't be here. I wonder how he's feeling.
Chip: *Feeling fine as he plays Mafia 2 while eating pretzels, and drinking soda*
Audience: *Laughing*
Olson: I'm sure he feels completely terrible, and has to go to the bathroom at least once every ten minutes, because of diarrhea.
Audience: *Laughing*
Caddy: Maybe he vomits every heure on the hour.
Otis: Alright, let's not make it sound dramatic.
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: Besides, one of toi have to go.
Caddy: My ball is the furthest.
Olson: How did toi figure that out?
Caddy: Your ball is on the green, and mine is still on the fairway. A 2 an old would be able to figure out that it's my turn.
Audience: *Laughing*
The three stallions went back to where Caddy's ball was, and watched him get ready.
Caddy: I'm going to get that ball in the hole from here. Just watch me. *Lightly hits the ball*
It landed on haut, retour au début of Olson's ball, making it go towards the hole, while Caddy watched his own ball roll back onto the fairway.
Audience: *Laughing*
Caddy: I'm going to kill toi for this Olson.
Olson: Hey. toi were the one hitting the ball. Not me.
After the match, they looked over their score.
Otis: It seems that my score is 64. Olson, toi got a 65.
Caddy: What about me?
Otis: Just wait a minute toi impatient bastard!
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: Your score is 71.
Caddy: *His face turns red, and smoke comes out of his ears*
Otis: Are toi thinking what I'm thinking?
Olson: Running away?
Otis: Yeah. *Takes off with Olson*
Audience: *Laughing*
Caddy: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Tom: Welcome back everypony. We would like to introduce toi to something new to the show.
Master Sword: BLOOPER REELS!!!!!!
Audience: *Clapping, cheering, and whistling*
Tom: Enjoy the bloopers from this episode.
Song: link
Announcer: Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Bait, and... Oh shit.
Audience: *Laughing*
***
Tom: Now for April 2015, the Brony Of The mois award goes to me!
Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword: I knew you'd like that.
Tom: Okay, let's do this for real.
Take 2
Tom: Now for April 2015, the Brony Of The mois awarf, f**K!
Audience: *Laughing*
***
Chief Wild Eagle: *Leaning on podium* I'll get that money back from your Granddaughter Trebek. You- *Falls down as the podium gets smashed. He picks up parts of it, and realizes it's made out of wood* This is just like The Interview where James Franco finds out the nourriture is fake in Korea!
Audience: *Laughing*
***
Director: Fluttershy, we want toi to walk outside of your cottage with Discord, and Angel.
Twilight: *Arrives* Keeping it G ain't nothin'! toi ain't gotta like it, cuz the capuche, hotte gone l’amour it. toi ain't gotta like it, cuz the capuche, hotte gone l’amour it. Watch a young nigga.. I'm having trouble chant this. Can we do something different?
Take 2
Twilight: Man, déplacer out of the f**king way toi dumbass nigga! This is my show!
Director: Twilight, we're not ready yet.
Twilight: I did all that hard work for nothing!
Take 3
Twilight: Man, déplacer out of the f**king way toi dumbass nigga! This is my game.
Director: CUT!
***
Derpy: Twilight wants to see toi outside. She wants to montrer toi something.
Celestia: toi must think that I'm stupid, right?
Audience: *Light laughter*
Celestia: toi go out there! For all I know, a piano will fall on me out of nowhere.. Where's the piano?
Twilight: *Arrives* Man toi got played, like a f***ing piano!!
Tom: That's all the time we have. See toi in the suivant episode.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
The End
STH/AM6663 Entertainment. Copyright 2015
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
Just lire some of the Terminator citations through again... and actually found a hint on what happened between Arnold and the maid. Enjoy my version!
Maid: Nice night for a walk, eh?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nice night for a walk.
Maid #2: Wash jour tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nothing clean. Right.
Maid: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Your clothes... give them to me, now.
Maid: Fuck you, asshole!
Arnold nods.
I know there are a lot of people making fun of Arnold Schwarzenegger since he admitted to his wife that he's not only a cheater but a liar as well. toi might get annoyed par it and think "Oh poor Arnie". But honestly? This guy just ASKED for it. It takes a big jerk to have a child with another woman, an even bigger one to keep it a secret for 14 years and the biggest one to only reveal it to his wife after he quit his job so there'd be no damage to his position.
Maid: Nice night for a walk, eh?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nice night for a walk.
Maid #2: Wash jour tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nothing clean. Right.
Maid: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Your clothes... give them to me, now.
Maid: Fuck you, asshole!
Arnold nods.
I know there are a lot of people making fun of Arnold Schwarzenegger since he admitted to his wife that he's not only a cheater but a liar as well. toi might get annoyed par it and think "Oh poor Arnie". But honestly? This guy just ASKED for it. It takes a big jerk to have a child with another woman, an even bigger one to keep it a secret for 14 years and the biggest one to only reveal it to his wife after he quit his job so there'd be no damage to his position.
This is your new mascot. All hail the bunny!
This is a My Little poney fan fiction. If toi do not like talking chevaux that come in different colors, run for your life.
Song: link
France, 1938
Two stallions were walking to a warden at a jail. They were outside, near the exit where all the prisoners were lined up.
SeanTheHedgehog Presents
Pierce Hawkins as....
Papillon
Police poney 54: All present, and accounted for sir.
Warden: Thank you.
Also starring Dragonaura15's Metal Gloss
Police poney 95: *Playing drums for five seconds*
Warden: As of this moment, toi will all be transferred...
continue reading...
Song: link
As the green lines come closer, so do the words.
France, 1938
Two stallions were walking to a warden at a jail. They were outside, near the exit where all the prisoners were lined up.
SeanTheHedgehog Presents
Pierce Hawkins as....
Papillon
Police poney 54: All present, and accounted for sir.
Warden: Thank you.
Also starring Dragonaura15's Metal Gloss
Police poney 95: *Playing drums for five seconds*
Warden: As of this moment, toi will all be transferred...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
On May 27, 2016, a war was started par a Hungarian named Gergely Szórád. He started this war on a website on the internet called Fanpop. He replaced an icon, using a picture that had Starlight Glimmer in it. Gergely also threatened to kill anyone that opposed the new icone he created. This angered millions, and divisé, split the My Little poney fandom into two. The S.G. Bronies, (the bad guys), and the Anti S.G. Bronies, (the good guys.) This war also created a new law in April 12, 2018, all forms of entertainment...
