Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
plus Car Stereotypes
We have plus stereotypes for plus cars, coming your way.
Rolls-Royce
Butler: *Parks a Silver Wraith in front of a giant mansion*
Rich Man: *Steps out with an unbrella* Well, pish posh and perfection, welcome to my British accueil dear chap. Come this way and I'll montrer toi what's inside. *Inside his house* First off, we have every picture inside a or frame. Each frame is 24 karat gold. I have 65 million pounds worth of diamonds, and 65 million pounds in general. I make ten thousand pounds a day, and share half of it with everyone in town.
Butler: He wouldn't do that if he had an Audi. He'd have to save up to keep it from falling apart.
GMC
Teenager: *Looking at a man*
Man: toi scratched my truck.
Teenager: I did not.
Man: Yes toi did.
Teenager: *Follows the man towards his truck. No scratch is seen*
Man: My door is messed up thanks to you.
Teenager: I didn't even touch your truck.
Man: toi need to be plus careful on your bicycle. Get some training wheels.
Teenager: Hey, worry about yourself. *Rides away*
Man: *Shaking in fury*
Dodge
Girl: *Looking at a black charger following her* Please don't be undercover.
Man: *Driving the Charger* What is the meaning of this person going slow? *Runs the girl off the road*
Girl: *Stuck in a ditch* Well, he's definitely not a cop.
Chevrolet
Teenager: *Going 75 on the highway* I don't care if the speed is 55. I'm late for college.
Man 77: *Parked on the side of the road in a Suburban*
Teenager: *Turns off the highway, and drifts onto a road, turning right. He sees the Suburban* That's not a cop, because cops only use Ford's.
Man 77: *Spots the teenager speeding past him. He follows him, turning on his police lights* Dispatch, I got me a speeder.
Teenager: *Looks back at the cop* Fuck.
Mercedes-Benz. There's two of these.
The first one.
Busty Blonde: *Stops at a gas station in a shiny convertible* I need premium.
Attendant: You're not gonna masturbate if toi have engine trouble, are you?
Busty Blonde: Does my car look like a Fiat? Besides, why should I masturbate, when I got you?
Attendant: *Blushing*
2nd
Indian: Hello, I from India, and this is my 1978 Mercedes. It is diesel powered, and should break down, but it does not, because it is Mercedes. All Indians, and Muslims in America drive diesel powered sedans from the 70's and 80's.
Muslim: Not me, I drive Volvo.
Indian: Get a diesel toi bitch.
Mitsubishi
Man: *Drifting in snow* Woo-hoo!!
Man 79: *In a Ford Focus* Why am I losing?
Man: Because you're not driving a Mitsubishi. The king of rally cross, in dirt, ou snow!! Yeah!! *Goes over a 50 foot jump, and continues driving in the snow* Forget Jeep, Subaru, and everything else. Mitsubishi is what toi need for off road adventures.
Subaru
Asian: *Drifting in an outback station wagon. He smiles as he tries hard not to lean into the passenger's siège as he continues drifting*
And finally, BMW
I wish this wasn't true, because BMW's are very nice cars. Alas, some BMW drivers do behave like morons. As a matter of fact, what toi will see actually happened to me recently.
Man: *At a red light, getting ready to turn left. He looks at a BMW X5 on the other side of the intersection, also getting ready to turn left* That's a nice car, I'd like to have one of those.
Woman: *In the X5*
Man: *Sees the light turn green. He begins to go forward*
Woman: *Driving forward, but gets in front of the other car, and goes on the wrong side of the road*
Man: What are toi doing?
Woman: toi nearly hit me!!
Man: I'm not the one who got on the left side of the road. *Gets rammed par a Toyota*
Okay, I didn't actually get rammed, but a Toyota was coming towards me at 80 miles an hour. If toi want to kill yourself, that's your problem, but don't get others involved par driving like a jackass.
Yes indeed, Rebecca has become famous thanks to her annoying song Friday and has got a record deal for a Cd with five plus songs, can toi believe it? :/
Rebecca, is known-for and hated for “Friday”, she has even a dit that she doesn't like the song....we're not sure we believe that.
So on her suivant CD Rebecca promises to have a plus natural sound than in Friday, and that she, at least, will like her songs....it's amazing how much power the Internet has! It makes and breaks stars.
source: europapress
I was walking accueil from walmart when a carrot fell from the sky and started talking to me then an air raid siren went off and flying pigs were dropping sausage rolls that blew up into smiley faces when they hit the ground then a baleine drove par in his sedan and a dit happy Halloween to me then micheal Jackson did the moonwalk on the moon with a cow.
I was like wow I went accueil and played wit my xbox, PIE!
And a cat grew a poisson tail and swam away from a basketball
Watch out CHAINSAW MONKEY!
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I was like wow I went accueil and played wit my xbox, PIE!
And a cat grew a poisson tail and swam away from a basketball
Watch out CHAINSAW MONKEY!
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Hi everyone this is the Invader Calliope show!
Time to talk about stuff!
Ok here are two perfect things that i love! Invader Zim and Anime!!
Ok i'm on team and L then Mellow then Near!
I do l’amour Misa though!
I l’amour riz balls!
Oh my fave number is 37!
I'm using my laptop!
I l’amour my cat!
I am feeling happy today!
I enjoy sweets!
I don't eat to much sweets i do eat my vegetables!
I l’amour the colors: citron vert Green,Dark Purple,Cyber Blue,and Black!
I l’amour the Invader Zim sound track and the amazing singer gir!
Time to talk about stuff!
Ok here are two perfect things that i love! Invader Zim and Anime!!
Ok i'm on team and L then Mellow then Near!
I do l’amour Misa though!
I l’amour riz balls!
Oh my fave number is 37!
I'm using my laptop!
I l’amour my cat!
I am feeling happy today!
I enjoy sweets!
I don't eat to much sweets i do eat my vegetables!
I l’amour the colors: citron vert Green,Dark Purple,Cyber Blue,and Black!
I l’amour the Invader Zim sound track and the amazing singer gir!
Miss Carey: Here are your costumes for the play children. Come and see!
Ed: Is it my costume?
Miss Carey: Yes, it is.
Mady: Is this my dress? It's pretty.
Nicki: Here's my own cygne costume. Look at my orange beak.
Miss Carey: You're the ugly duckling, Allex. Here toi are.
Allex: Thank you, Miss Carey.
Nicki: Let's put on our costumes!
Mady: Oh no! Look at my dress! It's much too lond.
Ed: My hat is too small. I look tidiculous.
Allex: I look plus ridiculous than you. Look at my feet!
Miss Carey: Oh dear! Theey're much too big!
Nicki: And I haven't got any wings!
Ed: This play is a disaster!
Mady: First we've got thousands of scripts.
Allex: And now our costumes don't fit.
Nicki: What's next?
Ed: Is it my costume?
Miss Carey: Yes, it is.
Mady: Is this my dress? It's pretty.
Nicki: Here's my own cygne costume. Look at my orange beak.
Miss Carey: You're the ugly duckling, Allex. Here toi are.
Allex: Thank you, Miss Carey.
Nicki: Let's put on our costumes!
Mady: Oh no! Look at my dress! It's much too lond.
Ed: My hat is too small. I look tidiculous.
Allex: I look plus ridiculous than you. Look at my feet!
Miss Carey: Oh dear! Theey're much too big!
Nicki: And I haven't got any wings!
Ed: This play is a disaster!
Mady: First we've got thousands of scripts.
Allex: And now our costumes don't fit.
Nicki: What's next?
The key is in how the relationship has ended. It's important that there is no anger and no one has cheated. If this is true for toi then it is plus than possible that with a little time toi two can go back to being friends.
Friends and just friends. toi must be clear about what toi want. Sometimes when we pretend to want to be Friends with our ex, we are really looking to get back together. Sometimes this is what toi want and it works, but if it goes wrong then things will be even worse.
Give him space. If after some time apart toi still want to continue to spend time together without wanting to be a couple, then toi are ready to be Friends again!
-source: justjared T.V show<>
Hey everyone!!This is the story of the time I was at Wal-Mart with some Friends and the feu alarm went off but nobody cared and a baby died!
So anyway me and my friend Gyrrrrrrlllllllll were at Wal-Mart stealing stuff when the feu alarm went off.It was so funny cause nobody knew what to do.We were all just standing there not moving.It would have been plus funny to toi if toi *had've been there.
*I don't even think this is a word!
The End.
Nevermind.Fanpop a dit this article is too short.Now what?That's all I had to say.Maybe if I say KITTENS!!!That will work.
So anyway me and my friend Gyrrrrrrlllllllll were at Wal-Mart stealing stuff when the feu alarm went off.It was so funny cause nobody knew what to do.We were all just standing there not moving.It would have been plus funny to toi if toi *had've been there.
*I don't even think this is a word!
The End.
Nevermind.Fanpop a dit this article is too short.Now what?That's all I had to say.Maybe if I say KITTENS!!!That will work.
She's been married for a couple months now, but still can’t get used to calling him her husband.
“I forget to call him ‘my husband’ sometimes and still say ‘my boyfriend’. But I’ll get there,” she said.
This can happen to anyone we suppose, it takes a while to get used to the idea of being a wife.
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One of my favorite book series'.
Yesterday, Demi Lovato talked about the nominees for the American musique Awards coming up on the 21st of November.
It will be really exciting, because in the category for Best Female Popstar we have Ke$ha, Lady Gaga and Katy Perry!
In the category for Best Male Artist we have to choose between Justin Bieber, his friend Usher and Eminem. Who will win?
And as far as Artist of the Year, it is between Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Ke$ha and Eminem. An interesting mix and tough competition.
toi can vote for your favoris on the event webpage here: American musique Awards.
It will be really exciting, because in the category for Best Female Popstar we have Ke$ha, Lady Gaga and Katy Perry!
In the category for Best Male Artist we have to choose between Justin Bieber, his friend Usher and Eminem. Who will win?
And as far as Artist of the Year, it is between Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Ke$ha and Eminem. An interesting mix and tough competition.
toi can vote for your favoris on the event webpage here: American musique Awards.
This picture is completely irrelivant to my blog.
5 plus incredibly aléatoire stuff...I'd like to note that not everything listed is exactly possible, but each is genuinely unique and aléatoire in it's own way....
5) wear a nametag that reads "hello. My name is Jésus Christ" (or famous person) when some one says "you're not Jesus" turn around and say "Jesus? Where?"
4) befriend a zombie (don't try unless you're okay with being bitten)
3) give out autographs to complete strangers and pretend you're famous
2) divide par zero (it's a little harder than it looks)
1) walk up behind someone and whisper in their ear "I like mudkips...."
Lots of laughs...I recommend 3, 2 and 1
5) wear a nametag that reads "hello. My name is Jésus Christ" (or famous person) when some one says "you're not Jesus" turn around and say "Jesus? Where?"
4) befriend a zombie (don't try unless you're okay with being bitten)
3) give out autographs to complete strangers and pretend you're famous
2) divide par zero (it's a little harder than it looks)
1) walk up behind someone and whisper in their ear "I like mudkips...."
Lots of laughs...I recommend 3, 2 and 1
Ever met that one person who really really aggervates toi , like constantly talking ou doing everything toi do , well im gonna help toi deal with them without punching them in the face (kris style <3)
1) always carry a stress ball , those things do work , and if not , toi can always throw it at him/her
2) Carry a oreiller in toi purse/bag , so if toi need to scream , scream in the oreiller , this pervents people from thinking your crazy
3) Earphones , toi COULD use them to block that person out , but studies montrer that if that person happens to avaler, hirondelle one of the earphones , they wont talk anymore ,
4)Just a hint ; throwing chairs never helps ,
5)Try to be their friend , mabey that'll work
6) if its your sibbling ,
Girl:flush her fav Barbie doll
Boy:Flush his favorate comic book
mixed gender: Flush their face (:
Again; Kris style <3
any ideas on any other topis to make kris style , please tell me (: <3
KrisLovesYou !
1) always carry a stress ball , those things do work , and if not , toi can always throw it at him/her
2) Carry a oreiller in toi purse/bag , so if toi need to scream , scream in the oreiller , this pervents people from thinking your crazy
3) Earphones , toi COULD use them to block that person out , but studies montrer that if that person happens to avaler, hirondelle one of the earphones , they wont talk anymore ,
4)Just a hint ; throwing chairs never helps ,
5)Try to be their friend , mabey that'll work
6) if its your sibbling ,
Girl:flush her fav Barbie doll
Boy:Flush his favorate comic book
mixed gender: Flush their face (:
Again; Kris style <3
any ideas on any other topis to make kris style , please tell me (: <3
KrisLovesYou !
