aléatoire Article: Interview with me part1

posted by miisous92

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Hello ! welcome
if toi don't give a f**k ,then go on your life.
this means nothing ,i'm playing
question 1:who are you?
Answer :i'm just human being with alien benefits.
Q2: do toi have any kind of personality?
Answer: may be muffin structure ,with cocktails smoothie taste

Q3: 5+3*5=?
A: in math it equals 24
But in coding it's only 18
cause it counts 3*5 first then add 5 to it.

Q4 :why are toi here on fanpop?
A:good question ,but don't know
may be my scary muffin structure called me here.
kind of unknown feelings brought me here.

Q5: Did toi ever write a journal?
A: with a lot swears just kidding, i l’amour writing
but i have boring personality who is not into looks

Q6: Do toi believe in seconde chances?
A: yes, but toi who would give it to yourself

Q7: What’s the one thing that people always misunderstand about you?
A: i'm not into looks, so they think i'm poor ou something
but i l’amour to live humbly and simple.
another thing fights ou arguments ,most of time i want to break the ice ,bringing some fun ,change dead talking status not insulting ou tiring them.

Q8: What did your past relationship teach you?
A: i'm thankful for not having lots of
i'm complete person on my own ,other people is extra addition to me.
which means happiness is my own choice.

Mauserfan1910 So you were brought here by aliens too huh? They better not be enemies of the Galactic Sone Empire or we can't be friends.

miisous92 may be , i wasn't aware enough when i was born.

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The Hobbit: The Battle Of The Five Armies - Stills

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Gaben Fils-Aime

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D.O (EXO-K)

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Barbie: The Princess and the Popstar - Finale Medley

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Disney Leading Ladies

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Oz: The Great and Powerful

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Emma Sweet Emma

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NEEDS 888% MOAR SYMMETRY

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A liste of Sites toi Probably Should Avoid!

posted by want2watcheroes

I do think that toi probably should avoid the following sites I am going to list. I will add plus to the liste when I find plus sites I think toi should probably avoid. So if anyone sends toi liens to the following sites, toi have been warned that they could be tricking you. Some of these are obviously bad par the name of the url but some of them are very sneaky to trick you.

UNLESS toi ARE A SICKO I ADVISE toi NOT TO GO TO THE FOLLOWING SITES

meatspin.com
fingerslam.com
infoslash.com
wowomg.com
2girls1cup.com
2girls1finger.com
lemonparty.org
goatse.cz
cleangirls.org
salsasnack.com
goatsemarathon.com
biblecamp.info...

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60 things girls need to know about guys

posted by sweet_n_silly

I laughed so hard when I read this and I just had to share it

1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!

2. "Hey, are toi busy?" ou "Are toi doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3. Guys may be flirting around all jour but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're going to say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile when they’re...

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plus than 100 funny and cute things to say to a girl

posted by bvbmary15

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated par you.
I was so Il était une fois par your beauty that I ran into that mur over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime toi passed by, just so I could stare at toi a bit longer.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
For a moment I thought I...

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100 Reasons why toi l’amour her

posted by milorox18

1. I l’amour the way we finish each other’s sentences.

2. I l’amour the way I know you’ll never give up on me.

3. I l’amour the fact that I wouldn’t ever give up on you.

4. I l’amour the way toi look at me.

5. I l’amour how beautiful your eyes are.

6. I l’amour the way I can’t imagine a jour without toi in my life.

7. I l’amour the way if we were ever separated I wouldn’t know how to go on.

8. I l’amour the way we cuddle and watch sunsets together.

9. I l’amour the way we sometimes stay up all night and just talk, then watch the sunrise together.

10. I l’amour how I know you’ll always be there when I need toi to be.

11....

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Art fantastique

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citations about backstabbing and ex-friends.

posted by monLOVEbrucas

-Im sorry did my back hurt you're knife?

-Never turn you're back on a friend, thats the best target.

-While you're stabbing my back, toi can Kiss my cul, ass too.

-All the mistakes in the world couldnt measure up to the jour i thought i could trust you.

-Yeah, being apathetic is a pathetic way to be...
but I don't care, what matters to toi does not matter to me

-When your up, your Friends know who toi are.
When you're down, toi know who your Friends are.

-You can't laugh last If I stab toi in the throat with...the couteau toi left in my back.

-I was the one who a dit things changed;
you were the one who proved...

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The 56 Worst Analogies from High School Papers

posted by moodystuff449

1. Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.

2. He was as tall as a 6′3″ tree.

3. Her face was a perfect oval, like a cercle that had its two sides gently compressed par a Thigh Master.

4. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.

5. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

6. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

7. The ballerina...

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icone Symbol Thingys (Feel free to copy and paste!)

posted by xxXsk8trXxx

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nom d’utilisateur Ideas (The majority are either dark ou emo)

posted by RaininStarburst

I got bored, so here toi go.

1. BlueEyedDemon

2. SuicidalSlut

3. MaliciousIntent

4. GloomyTears

5. Blacklight

6. DarkSunshine

7. FallenIsolation

8. DrowningInTears

9. DismalAngel

10. FallenSolitude

11. HopingInSolitude

12. SilentCall

13. CountingOnRain

14. CalledForMishap

15. RuefulDestiny

16. FallenAngel

17. KilledByAnAngel (I know for a fact it's taken on here par my twin sis but I made it up)

18. FlamingCore

19. Darkenin(g)InRegret (The G could be taken off if there is a 15 character like on Fanpop)

20.Itrieditathome

21. RunWithScissors

22. PlaydateWithFire (Over 15 characters but... I like it)

23. RejectedStar...

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My haut, retour au début 100 Most Handsome Men That Ever Lived

posted by KataraLover

I never thought I would be doing a liste like this because when I do lists based on looks it's on women. As a straight guy, it's easier for me to rank women than men. However, when I put my mind to something I try my best to come through. I had already done this liste with women and I remember being asked if I would ever do it with men, so here it is. Keep in mind this is all just my personal opinion as a straight guy and it wasn't easy to figure out AT ALL! Please commentaire but be polite. Also, always commentaire because I worked HARD on this and during a time I had just had laser eye surgery and...

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29 hard to find emoticons!

posted by Sandfire_Paiger

1. ಥ_ಥ

2. ಠ_ಠ

3. Q(^.^Q) (Winner)

4. ~<>" (Mouse)

5. [¬º-°]¬ (Zombie attack)

6. (ô ô) (Surprise)

7. fO_o (Scratching head)

8. c):{) (Smiling Cowboy)

9. (9ò_ó)=@ (Throwing a punch)

10. b(~_^)d, d-(^_^)-b, (b^_^)b (Thumbs up)

11. q(-_-)p (Thumbs down)

12. (ρ_-)o (Tired/Rubbing eyes)

13. ø(._.<) (Writing)

15. -_-*,,|, (*sigh* Middle finger)

16. m/ |>_<| m/ (ROCK ON!!)

17. ~(O_O)~ ou ~(O_o)~ (Flying spaghetti Monster)

18. ಠ_ಠ ಥ_ಥ (Staring eyes/Crying eyes)

19. (O.0)/ (I don't know!)

20. ()xxxx{======> Sword

21. ¯(º o)/¯ (Shrug)

22. @_'-' (Snail)

23. <=O=(^^^)=O=>...

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101 things to do in a public bathroom

posted by IsabellaMCullen

I didn't make this, I just found it...

1.Stick your open palm under the stall mur and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2.Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."

3.Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4.Say, "Damn, this water's cold."

5.Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!"

6.Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

7.Grunt and strain real loud for 30 secondes and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.

8.Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9.Say, "Humus....