So, for those who are new ou others who may just be curious, my name is TAIKAMODO, in all trophée because I LIKE YELLING, and this is how to be a good Fanpoporian!

STEP 1: Never Be Yourself, A Little Lie Goes A Long Way.

The whole point of the internet is to give toi free reign to do whatever toi want with no consequence. Sure, at accueil when toi lied as a child mommy would pop toi on the lip and send your new friend Kevin accueil early, but now both your Mommy and Kevin(R.I.P) are unable to stop you! Say you're a Brazilian model super hero spy agent actor sports ninja cowboy if toi want, they can't prove toi wrong.

DON'T LET YOUR MEMES BE DREAMS! :D

Wait, i think i messed that up...

Nevermind.

Blame Autocorrect.
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STEP 2: Offend Everyone toi Possibly Can! >:D

fanpop is like life, it's what toi make of it. It's a place where toi can go and find other totally absolutely positively normal and sane people that agree with everything toi think and feel because the whole world revolves around you. Why should things toi hate be allowed? Their existence is unfair to toi and your fellow normal people who hate it. You're the normal one, so everything toi dislike should be BURNED IN THE FIERY PITS OF THE DEEPEST cercle OF HELL!

Verbally, of course.

Trash talk everything toi hate on the clubs for them, and hate everyone who supports them, ESPECIALLY if it's a life style choice that effects nobody else. Those bastards deserve all the hate. Who are they to make their own life choices, amirite?
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Number 3: toi MUST Be The Center Of Attention.

Here at Fanpop, every single one of us deeply cares about toi and wants to help toi with every issue toi come across, especially if toi have a loving family that toi can vent to rather than us internet folk. toi need to tell us about all your problems because all our "Good Lucks" and "I'm So Sorries" will heal your terrible life where your family hates you, a rain nuage is constantly raining on you, toi get bullied, your cat died, toi have a terminal illness and we are the only things keeping toi from pulling the plug.

We can help.

I just need your full name.

And your address.

And your Email.

And your blood type.

And your exact birthdate, including the hospital toi were born in.

And your Zodiac.

And your favori color, and favori food, and your eye and hair colors.

PM me the info. ;)

I wanna know all about you...
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Now that toi have mastered these three easy steps, go out into the world of fanpop and be the best Fanpoporian toi can be!

Have yourselves an AWESOME day, and no matter what,

Be C-3(Calm, Cool, Collected)