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Greetings, my name is Alexis. Welcome to my world of rants. Today's rant is about Youtube and the major fuckups that dwell there. So, rejoindre me on this marvelous cyber adventure, as we'll encounter monsters such as Devon Sweeney, Sam Pepper, and the legendary Tupac of Youtube.


Ah... Youtube. You're one of my favori websites in the entire history of the internet. The content toi montrer me is truly enlightening. I always watch the vidéos toi have on display... It's just the best experience that anyone could ever ask for. I l’amour you, Youtube.


WELL NOT ENTIRELY! This video sharing website may be one of the best of the best, but it has its fair share of cons. toi know those people I mentioned up there? They're apart of the major screwups of Youtube. This is what I'm going to talk about for almost the whole article.


Ready? Set... GO!


First, let's talk about the infamous FOUSEYTUBE. This piece of shit has faked himself getting assaulted par RiceGum for vues and subscribers, compared himself to Martin Luther King Jr/Gandhi/Malcom X/Tupac et cetera, and even made shitty prank vidéos that were obviously staged. I don't know where to even start, all I know is that FOUSEYtube is just one of the biggest losers on Youtube.


suivant up is... *shivers intensely*...3lamestudio. This... poor excuse of an animator is the reason why so many radiation-related deaths have occurred in the world. His "animations" are the reason why Trump is even running for president in the first place. TRUMP IS ACTUALLY PLANNING TO ASSASSINATE 3LAMESTUDIO! WE'RE BEING SAVED!!


Anyway, 3lamestudio is an abomination of a human and a rat. He makes horrible animations with stolen art in them. 3lame is well known for making a video mixing two of the most trendiest things at the time: twerking and FNaF. I recommend that toi NOT watch a dit video, because it's sure to make toi rethink your life. But, if you're that much of a curious bastid, the animation is titled "The twerk of '87".


I WARNED YOU. I REALLY DID WARN YOU. DON'T BLAME ME IF toi DIE.


With that out of the way, let's dive even deeper into the roots of Youtube and talk about another horrible animator. He's called "LHugueny" and his animations are shit. Seriously, they lack no creativity at all. LHugueny is known for his horrible Undertale musical AND his FNaF World musical. Let's be honest, at least he tried. But, he still makes bad content. The fact that he gets a mention in this rant is good enough, right?


If toi actually decide to check LHugueny out, then I'll just say this:

You'll die of cringe. The cringe will have a tumor growing on your back, and it will weigh toi down. Once you're completely helpless, a dit tumor will eat toi alive. This is your first and only warning. Take this into consideration and be wise.


Now, toi may be telling yourself things like "This idiotic girl is overreacting, what a waste of time!", and "Alexis, chill. This ain't the end of the world." right now. But, let me just say that you're probably right. PROBABLY. But, it's not gonna be my fault when you're actually going to realize how incredibly hateful these people are.


"ALEXIS, YOU'RE PROMOTING HATE TOWARDS THESE INDIVIDUALS. TO CYBER JAIL toi GO!!!"


I hope toi never end up actually saying such a thing. My feelings are fragile... and it's seven years bad luck if toi hurt them in any way. ;_; { definitely not attention seeking ;;)) }


I just realized I'm getting way off-topic. So, the moral of this rant is to never expect something to be perfect. Youtube is a great website, but like I said, there are cons to it. Expecting something ou someone to be perfect is also a dick move, so don't do that. Unless toi wanna be known as my... OLD ART TEACHER!! >:D


On a rather plus serious note, I hope anyone out there who is lire this liked it. If toi do, I'm glad toi did. I spent a quality amount of time thinking about and écriture this rant. If toi have any suggestions for a new one, tell me if toi so please!
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We are never getting back together-TAYLOR SWIFT

I remember when we broke up the first time
Saying this is it, I've had enough, 'cause like
We hadn't seen each other in a month
When you, a dit you, needed space, what?
Then toi come around again and say
Baby, I miss toi and I swear I'm gonna change
Trust me, remember how that lasted for a day
I say, I hate you, we break up, toi call me, I l’amour you

Oooh we called it off again last night
But Oooh, this time I'm telling you, I'm telling you
We are never ever ever getting back together
We are never ever ever getting back together
You go talk to your Friends talk...
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I KNEW toi WERE IN TROUBLE par Taylor Swift

{I Knew toi Were Trouble}

Once upon a time, a few mistakes ago
I was in your sights, toi got me alone
You found me, toi found me, toi found me…
I guess toi didn't care and I guess I liked that
And when I fell hard, toi took a step back
Without me, without me, without me…
And he's long gone when he's suivant to me
And I realize the blame is on me.

CHORUS
Cause I knew toi were trouble when toi walked in
So shame on me now
I flew me to places I’d never been
so toi put me down oh,
I knew toi were trouble when toi walked in
So shame on me now
I flew me to places I’d...
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l’amour WILL REMEMBER
[Voicemail]
Hey babe it’s me, I just wanted to call to tell toi that
I l’amour toi so so so so much,
Just wanted to let toi know that toi are my princess,
You are worthy of all of the l’amour in the world,
You are the l’amour of my life.

Now's all we got,
And time can't be bought,
I know it inside my heart
Forever will forever be ours,
Even if we try to forget,
Love will remember

[Verse 1]
You a dit toi loved me,
I a dit I loved toi back,
What happened to that?
What happened to that?

All your promises,
And all them plans we had,
What happened to that?
What happened to that?

Boom gone,
Yeah we déplacer on
Even...
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Are toi a scientist Cause I'd Like to do toi on a table, tableau , Periodically(:

If toi where a triangle You'd be acute one.

Is your name WiFi, because I feel a connection.

There something wrong with my phone, it doesn't have your number in it x3

salut baby, better call life alert cause I've fallen for toi and I can't get up (:

roses are red. Foxes are clever. I like your but, shall I touch it forever?

toi remind me of my suivant boyfriend.

Do your legs hurt? From running through my dreams all night!

If toi were a snack pack id eat toi without a spoon.

toi smell like a flower. Can I plant toi in my garden?

Do toi believe in l’amour at first sight, ou should I walk par again?
This is important to horror fans and collectors alike because as Child's Play series fans we are extremely limited in choice as far as accurate replicas go and are forced to pay ridiculous amounts of money for one replica usually of foreign origin because every single worth while piece created for this film is of limited release and considered extremely rare. It's not right for fans of the series to have to pay 2,000 average for a replica and one from 5 years il y a at that. We want a "to scale" accurate replica of Chucky from the original Child's Play films in his unstitched form.

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"Hey, Mom, Dad, I'm home!" Emma called from the foyer of their house. She walked into the cuisine and found her parents cooking dinner. "Hi sweetie, we're cooking vegetarian spaghetti and the sauce, your favorite!" Her mom said. "Cool! But I need to eat it fast, I need to call some Friends and talk, is that okay?" Emma said, walking over to her mom. "Of course, honey!" Her mom said. "And dinner's just about ready."

"Bye!" Eve mouthed to Mellissa from the sidewalk. Eve turned the corner and once she did she started running towards an alley. "Might as well take a shortcut." She muttered to herself....
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Eve Dipalo walked into her school. Right when she walked in she felt out of place. She set her livres inside her locker, and was about to walk off but noticed someone scooting toward her. "Um hi?" Eve said, confused, when the brunette girl came up to her. "I'm sorry if I creep toi out ou something, but for some reason, I felt... drawn to you." The girl said. "I-uh, don't know what to say." Both girls lunged vers l'avant, vers l’avant in pain. "OUCH!" They both screeched at the same time. Everybody turned to the two girls, now lying on the floor. The brunette tried getting up but collapsed back down. A teacher...
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It's all the same
Only the names will change
Everyday
It seems we're wastin' away

Another place
Where the faces are so cold
I drive all night
Just to get back home

I'm a cowboy
On a steel horse I ride
I'm wanted
Dead ou alive
Wanted
Dead ou alive

Sometimes I sleep
Sometimes it's not for days
The people I meet
Always go their separate ways

Sometimes toi tell the day
By the bottle that toi drink
And times when you're alone
When all toi do is think

I'm a cowboy
On a steel horse I ride
I'm wanted
(Wanted)
Dead ou alive
Wanted
(Wanted)
Dead ou alive

Ohh alright
Ay

Oh I'm a cowboy
On a steel horse I ride
I'm wanted
(Wanted)
Dead or...
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Whoa
Whoa
Whoa
Whoa

The weekend comes to this town
Seven days too soon
For the ones who have to make up
What we break up of their rules

Well I saw Captain Kidd on Sunset
Tell his boys they're in command
While chino danced a tango
With a broomstick in his hand
He said, it's alright (Alright) if toi have a good time
It's alright (alright) if toi want to traverser, croix that line
Break on through to the other side

Let it rock (Let it rock), let it go (Let it go)
You can't stop a feu burning out of control
Let it rock (Let it rock), let it go (Let it go)
With the night we’re on the loose, huh
Got to let it rock
Whoa
Whoa

We...
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I don’t wanna feel like this
I don’t want to
I don’t want to
I don’t wanna freak toi out
But I
I think I might of a dit too much
Didn’t mean to
Didn’t mean to
Think I might of a dit it’s toi and I

Guess I should leave this behind
Guess I should erase and rewind
But somehow I can’t seem to stay away
I don’t want to sound desperate but I am
And so say that you’ll come around
Guess I should erase and rewind, erase and rewind

I don’t want to stand in line
Like I used to
Like I used to
I don’t want to have to scream and shout
‘Cause I’m the kind of girl that sticks
Like a tattoo
Like a tattoo...
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Momma never taught me how to love
Daddy never taught me how to feel
Momma never taught me how to touch
Daddy never showed me how to heal

Momma never set a good example
Daddy never held momma’s hand
Momma found everything hard to handle
Daddy never stood up like a man

I’ve walked around broken, emotionally frozen
Getting it on, getting it wrong

How do toi l’amour someone without getting hurt
How do toi l’amour someone without crawling in the dirt
So far in my life clouds have blocked the sun
How do toi love, how do toi l’amour someone
How do toi love, how do toi l’amour someone

I was always the chosen child
The biggest...
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