#10 Ask if they have change for a penny.
#9 Have one of your Friends hit toi on the back and spit out a piece of white gum ou a tic-tak, this will make people think they broke your tooth.
#8 Go to the mall and ask people if they have change for the payphone. Don't stop until toi have $20 ou more.
#7 If toi have to write a story for English class, write: Once upon a time, The end, and turn it in.
#6 After a lesson, if the teacher ask if there are any questions, ask something completely randon like "Where do bébés come from?"
#5 If the teacher leaves during the middle of a movie, get up and change the channel to Spongebob ou musique videos.
#4 Go around chant the Free Credit Report.com songs.
#3 Go around hitting people on the head and say: "Could've had a v8."
#2 Get a bra and use it to shoot eggs at people.
#1 When the intercom comes on, drop to your knees and yell, "NO! It's those voices again!
#9 Have one of your Friends hit toi on the back and spit out a piece of white gum ou a tic-tak, this will make people think they broke your tooth.
#8 Go to the mall and ask people if they have change for the payphone. Don't stop until toi have $20 ou more.
#7 If toi have to write a story for English class, write: Once upon a time, The end, and turn it in.
#6 After a lesson, if the teacher ask if there are any questions, ask something completely randon like "Where do bébés come from?"
#5 If the teacher leaves during the middle of a movie, get up and change the channel to Spongebob ou musique videos.
#4 Go around chant the Free Credit Report.com songs.
#3 Go around hitting people on the head and say: "Could've had a v8."
#2 Get a bra and use it to shoot eggs at people.
#1 When the intercom comes on, drop to your knees and yell, "NO! It's those voices again!
Joey = Nobody Panic. We've got cook books. If toi can read English, toi can cook. For Instance. Basic pain stuffing, melt one third cup of beurre in a heavy skillet.
Danny = That's easy. On a stove,right?
Jesse = No, no. We stick beurre on a rocket ship and send it to the sun.
Joey = Good Morning! How toi guys doing? It's great to be alive. happy Thanksgiving,Buddy!
Jesse = Why can't toi wake up grumpy and grouchy like normal people?
Michelle = toi got it, dude.
Michelle = I hope I'm getting paid for this.
Michelle = But he tempted me with Ice cream!!!!
Becky = Jesse!!!!
Michelle = And it had sprinkles, and a cherry!!!
Joey = Freeze! I have a baby and I know how to use it.
Jesse = Joey!
Joey = I'm warning you, she's loaded.
Jesse = Have Mercy!
DJ = Uncle Jesse, there's a girl here to see you. This one's great
Jesse = That must be my new guitare student.
DJ = Yeah,right.
Danny = That's easy. On a stove,right?
Jesse = No, no. We stick beurre on a rocket ship and send it to the sun.
Joey = Good Morning! How toi guys doing? It's great to be alive. happy Thanksgiving,Buddy!
Jesse = Why can't toi wake up grumpy and grouchy like normal people?
Michelle = toi got it, dude.
Michelle = I hope I'm getting paid for this.
Michelle = But he tempted me with Ice cream!!!!
Becky = Jesse!!!!
Michelle = And it had sprinkles, and a cherry!!!
Joey = Freeze! I have a baby and I know how to use it.
Jesse = Joey!
Joey = I'm warning you, she's loaded.
Jesse = Have Mercy!
DJ = Uncle Jesse, there's a girl here to see you. This one's great
Jesse = That must be my new guitare student.
DJ = Yeah,right.
Kate: then she she was all like OH NO toi did NOT! then she did the worst thing ever!
Liz: What's that? Kiss your boy friend?
Kate: No not that bad!
Liz: Did she mess up your hair?!
Kate: Wores.
Liz: Break your leg?
Kate: no.
Liz: Tell ya mom about that night with daved?
Kate: I told toi not to remind me of that!
Liz: sorry. What?
Kate: SHE BROKE MY NAIL!
LIZ: NO!
Kate: Yes!
Liz: Ooooooo! When I get to school tomorrow she is gonna GET IT! All that other stuff was NOT as bad as this! mostly breaking your leg. How dumb is that!
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Hope ya guys liked it! I just came up with it just a seconde ago. well tell me what toi think!I am planing on making plus short storys so keep an eye out. bye. I LIKE PIE! GOOD NIGHT NEW YORK!
Liz: What's that? Kiss your boy friend?
Kate: No not that bad!
Liz: Did she mess up your hair?!
Kate: Wores.
Liz: Break your leg?
Kate: no.
Liz: Tell ya mom about that night with daved?
Kate: I told toi not to remind me of that!
Liz: sorry. What?
Kate: SHE BROKE MY NAIL!
LIZ: NO!
Kate: Yes!
Liz: Ooooooo! When I get to school tomorrow she is gonna GET IT! All that other stuff was NOT as bad as this! mostly breaking your leg. How dumb is that!
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Hope ya guys liked it! I just came up with it just a seconde ago. well tell me what toi think!I am planing on making plus short storys so keep an eye out. bye. I LIKE PIE! GOOD NIGHT NEW YORK!
1. The coffee-flavored donut.
2. The ShamWOW!
3. Middle school ou any school in particular
4. Baseball cards
5. Jell-o with fruit/vegetable bits in it
6. Misquitoes
7. Bees!!!!!!!!
8. Wasps!!!!
9. People who think they have ESP
10. Math
11. The pop corn, maïs soufflé ball
12. A chant basketball, basket-ball (yes they're real)
13. Hippopttomonstrousequippedillaphopia (fear of long words.)
14. Antelopes
15. automatic soap dispensers
2. The ShamWOW!
3. Middle school ou any school in particular
4. Baseball cards
5. Jell-o with fruit/vegetable bits in it
6. Misquitoes
7. Bees!!!!!!!!
8. Wasps!!!!
9. People who think they have ESP
10. Math
11. The pop corn, maïs soufflé ball
12. A chant basketball, basket-ball (yes they're real)
13. Hippopttomonstrousequippedillaphopia (fear of long words.)
14. Antelopes
15. automatic soap dispensers