(NOTE: This entire article is just a giant middle finger to the trolls who like medal-whoring their way to victory, and EVERYTHING in it was meant to be taken as a joke. We good? Alright. =D)
salut everyone, it's Deathding here once again.... >:D
So I was pondering the other jour on what to do with my life and how I can get actual goddamn HUMANS to notice and like me. And then, I came up with the be-all end-all ultimate plan.....
LET'S GO TROLL SPAM THE FUCK OUT OF EVERY CLUB EVER! ^___^
Surely this won't get me banned, right? Now let me just visit my profil really quick to see if I got a medal.....
The hell? Where's my page? @____@ Oh no..... THOSE BASTARDS JUST HITLER'D MY PROFILE! D:
Well, there goes THAT idea. I must think harder, hmm........
I GOT IT! :D How about I PM fanpop a thousand goddamn times? Surely they'll fall down to sympathy, right? I mean come on, who the FUCK resists a good beg? ^___^
THERE WE GO MEN, NOW ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS WAIT..... :D
*Two Days Later*
Alright, SURELY they've responded par now. I mean, busy company ou not, there's no way they haven't done anything in TWO entire days. HAHA! ^___^
See? I told toi guys it'd work, they sent me a message! I bet it's telling me I got a MEDAL!!!!! =D =D =D
FUCKIN' HELL, THEY JUST TSAR BOMBED MY ASS! D:
(By the way kids, don't play with AN602 Hydrogen Tsar Bombs. You've been warned.)
Well shit, there's only one option left now..... I MUST-
Fanpop: Why don't toi just try getting them the way toi were supposed to? Contributing and being, oh I don't know, NICE? :P
...........NEVER! >:D
Fanpop: Welp. toi asked for it. Don't say we didn't warn you. ;)
Wait, what? Just what are toi guys up to.....?
Oh, hey! :D Up in the sky! It's a bird, it's a plane, it's my Uncle San Jose!
WAIT A MINUTE........ O_____O
I'LL GET toi suivant TIME FANPOP, suivant TIME!
salut everyone, it's Deathding here once again.... >:D
So I was pondering the other jour on what to do with my life and how I can get actual goddamn HUMANS to notice and like me. And then, I came up with the be-all end-all ultimate plan.....
LET'S GO TROLL SPAM THE FUCK OUT OF EVERY CLUB EVER! ^___^
Surely this won't get me banned, right? Now let me just visit my profil really quick to see if I got a medal.....
The hell? Where's my page? @____@ Oh no..... THOSE BASTARDS JUST HITLER'D MY PROFILE! D:
Well, there goes THAT idea. I must think harder, hmm........
I GOT IT! :D How about I PM fanpop a thousand goddamn times? Surely they'll fall down to sympathy, right? I mean come on, who the FUCK resists a good beg? ^___^
THERE WE GO MEN, NOW ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS WAIT..... :D
*Two Days Later*
Alright, SURELY they've responded par now. I mean, busy company ou not, there's no way they haven't done anything in TWO entire days. HAHA! ^___^
See? I told toi guys it'd work, they sent me a message! I bet it's telling me I got a MEDAL!!!!! =D =D =D
FUCKIN' HELL, THEY JUST TSAR BOMBED MY ASS! D:
(By the way kids, don't play with AN602 Hydrogen Tsar Bombs. You've been warned.)
Well shit, there's only one option left now..... I MUST-
Fanpop: Why don't toi just try getting them the way toi were supposed to? Contributing and being, oh I don't know, NICE? :P
...........NEVER! >:D
Fanpop: Welp. toi asked for it. Don't say we didn't warn you. ;)
Wait, what? Just what are toi guys up to.....?
Oh, hey! :D Up in the sky! It's a bird, it's a plane, it's my Uncle San Jose!
WAIT A MINUTE........ O_____O
I'LL GET toi suivant TIME FANPOP, suivant TIME!
Suddenly I am in front of the lights
I can’t unlove you, you, you, you
He a dit you’re amazing
She a dit then why toi waiting
Be good, be good, be good, be good
montrer me some positivity
Zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom
montrer me some positivity
We’ll be together
Come whatever
I’m not just staring at the stars
These are headstrong, crazy days
When your mind’s made up and the musique plays
So much for you, so much for you
So much for you, so much for you
I can’t unlove you, you, you, you
He a dit you’re amazing
She a dit then why toi waiting
Be good, be good, be good, be good
montrer me some positivity
Zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom
montrer me some positivity
We’ll be together
Come whatever
I’m not just staring at the stars
These are headstrong, crazy days
When your mind’s made up and the musique plays
So much for you, so much for you
So much for you, so much for you
Just decided to write something random! My first article so commentaire if toi want!!! ou not!
Why am I écriture this?
Why is it hot ou cold?
Why is the sky blue?
Why, I don't know!
Why does sound so corny?
Why is your name your name?
Why are goldfish orange?
Why is fanpop fanpop?
Why is this random?
Why are your panrents your panrents?
Why do we like pie/cake?
Why don't we like pie/cake?
Why are there glasses?
Why do we have 10 toes/fingers?
Why do we eat?
Why do we have clothes?
why why why plz tell me why.
Why am I écriture this?
Why is it hot ou cold?
Why is the sky blue?
Why, I don't know!
Why does sound so corny?
Why is your name your name?
Why are goldfish orange?
Why is fanpop fanpop?
Why is this random?
Why are your panrents your panrents?
Why do we like pie/cake?
Why don't we like pie/cake?
Why are there glasses?
Why do we have 10 toes/fingers?
Why do we eat?
Why do we have clothes?
why why why plz tell me why.