(NOTE: This entire article is just a giant middle finger to the trolls who like medal-whoring their way to victory, and EVERYTHING in it was meant to be taken as a joke. We good? Alright. =D)
salut everyone, it's Deathding here once again.... >:D
So I was pondering the other jour on what to do with my life and how I can get actual goddamn HUMANS to notice and like me. And then, I came up with the be-all end-all ultimate plan.....
LET'S GO TROLL SPAM THE FUCK OUT OF EVERY CLUB EVER! ^___^
Surely this won't get me banned, right? Now let me just visit my profil really quick to see if I got a medal.....
The hell? Where's my page? @____@ Oh no..... THOSE BASTARDS JUST HITLER'D MY PROFILE! D:
Well, there goes THAT idea. I must think harder, hmm........
I GOT IT! :D How about I PM fanpop a thousand goddamn times? Surely they'll fall down to sympathy, right? I mean come on, who the FUCK resists a good beg? ^___^
THERE WE GO MEN, NOW ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS WAIT..... :D
*Two Days Later*
Alright, SURELY they've responded par now. I mean, busy company ou not, there's no way they haven't done anything in TWO entire days. HAHA! ^___^
See? I told toi guys it'd work, they sent me a message! I bet it's telling me I got a MEDAL!!!!! =D =D =D
FUCKIN' HELL, THEY JUST TSAR BOMBED MY ASS! D:
(By the way kids, don't play with AN602 Hydrogen Tsar Bombs. You've been warned.)
Well shit, there's only one option left now..... I MUST-
Fanpop: Why don't toi just try getting them the way toi were supposed to? Contributing and being, oh I don't know, NICE? :P
...........NEVER! >:D
Fanpop: Welp. toi asked for it. Don't say we didn't warn you. ;)
Wait, what? Just what are toi guys up to.....?
Oh, hey! :D Up in the sky! It's a bird, it's a plane, it's my Uncle San Jose!
WAIT A MINUTE........ O_____O
I'LL GET toi suivant TIME FANPOP, suivant TIME!
salut everyone, it's Deathding here once again.... >:D
So I was pondering the other jour on what to do with my life and how I can get actual goddamn HUMANS to notice and like me. And then, I came up with the be-all end-all ultimate plan.....
LET'S GO TROLL SPAM THE FUCK OUT OF EVERY CLUB EVER! ^___^
Surely this won't get me banned, right? Now let me just visit my profil really quick to see if I got a medal.....
The hell? Where's my page? @____@ Oh no..... THOSE BASTARDS JUST HITLER'D MY PROFILE! D:
Well, there goes THAT idea. I must think harder, hmm........
I GOT IT! :D How about I PM fanpop a thousand goddamn times? Surely they'll fall down to sympathy, right? I mean come on, who the FUCK resists a good beg? ^___^
THERE WE GO MEN, NOW ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS WAIT..... :D
*Two Days Later*
Alright, SURELY they've responded par now. I mean, busy company ou not, there's no way they haven't done anything in TWO entire days. HAHA! ^___^
See? I told toi guys it'd work, they sent me a message! I bet it's telling me I got a MEDAL!!!!! =D =D =D
FUCKIN' HELL, THEY JUST TSAR BOMBED MY ASS! D:
(By the way kids, don't play with AN602 Hydrogen Tsar Bombs. You've been warned.)
Well shit, there's only one option left now..... I MUST-
Fanpop: Why don't toi just try getting them the way toi were supposed to? Contributing and being, oh I don't know, NICE? :P
...........NEVER! >:D
Fanpop: Welp. toi asked for it. Don't say we didn't warn you. ;)
Wait, what? Just what are toi guys up to.....?
Oh, hey! :D Up in the sky! It's a bird, it's a plane, it's my Uncle San Jose!
WAIT A MINUTE........ O_____O
I'LL GET toi suivant TIME FANPOP, suivant TIME!
Thanksgiving is my favori holiday, well, one of them, wanna know wy? cause for desert, toi get pie!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D!
"hello there pie, are toi ready to be eaten?"
"yes i am" a dit the pie. it was citrouille pie, my fav.
"your the best thing thats ever been invented! i l’amour you!
"well, instead of thanking the guy who made pies, go thank the guy who made pumpkins!
"oh yeah, huh?
"what are toi doing?" my sister came intothe kitchen.
"talking to my friend."
"the pie?"
"yeah"
"well, its ready to be eaten"
"OH BOY!! PIE!!!! YEAH!!" Then i started running aroung the house like and idiot lol.
i was SOOOO BORED, so thtas why i made this. blablablabla
"hello there pie, are toi ready to be eaten?"
"yes i am" a dit the pie. it was citrouille pie, my fav.
"your the best thing thats ever been invented! i l’amour you!
"well, instead of thanking the guy who made pies, go thank the guy who made pumpkins!
"oh yeah, huh?
"what are toi doing?" my sister came intothe kitchen.
"talking to my friend."
"the pie?"
"yeah"
"well, its ready to be eaten"
"OH BOY!! PIE!!!! YEAH!!" Then i started running aroung the house like and idiot lol.
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Ok so here is a bunch of aléatoire Moments i will be writting. All are true.
I was at my locker getting ready for after lunch and my firends stopped to talk. It was Joe, Ben, Jack, Lilly, and Shelly.
Joe: Sukki, we're Lilly's man firends (not all were guys but Lily, Shelly, and me.)
Me: MDR ... *thinks* HEY!
Lilly: *laughing* OMG toi needed to think?
Jack: Wow Sukki. we didn't mean you. but that was funny.
Shelly: *laughing*
Hope toi liked this ramdom moment!!!
p.s. real names not used!!!!
I was at my locker getting ready for after lunch and my firends stopped to talk. It was Joe, Ben, Jack, Lilly, and Shelly.
Joe: Sukki, we're Lilly's man firends (not all were guys but Lily, Shelly, and me.)
Me: MDR ... *thinks* HEY!
Lilly: *laughing* OMG toi needed to think?
Jack: Wow Sukki. we didn't mean you. but that was funny.
Shelly: *laughing*
Hope toi liked this ramdom moment!!!
p.s. real names not used!!!!
1 = 90% of girls dont watch family guy, robot chicken etc so don't talk about it much.
2 = tomboys will montrer plus affection than girlie girls.
3. Some girls get frustrated when toi interrupt their video game. This rarely happens to a gu texting a girl
4. Girls don't like it when toi interrupt their convo with their friends. To them it's R.U.D.E
5. Don't tease a girl if she likes Twilight Harry Potter etc........it hurts their feelings.
6. Please, don't hit on every girl in the school if toi still have a girlfriend do toi know how much that annoys us???
7. Don't text a girl in the middle of the night. We like to get our sleep. Otherwise, she'll just keep toi up for a hour.
8. Girls like the guy that likes her to be jealous. Shell usually plan it out overnight.
9. Girls just adore attention like fat kids adore chocolat cake.
10. A girl I'll call a guy cute not hot. Shell only call him ht around her girlfriends.
2 = tomboys will montrer plus affection than girlie girls.
3. Some girls get frustrated when toi interrupt their video game. This rarely happens to a gu texting a girl
4. Girls don't like it when toi interrupt their convo with their friends. To them it's R.U.D.E
5. Don't tease a girl if she likes Twilight Harry Potter etc........it hurts their feelings.
6. Please, don't hit on every girl in the school if toi still have a girlfriend do toi know how much that annoys us???
7. Don't text a girl in the middle of the night. We like to get our sleep. Otherwise, she'll just keep toi up for a hour.
8. Girls like the guy that likes her to be jealous. Shell usually plan it out overnight.
9. Girls just adore attention like fat kids adore chocolat cake.
10. A girl I'll call a guy cute not hot. Shell only call him ht around her girlfriends.
1.always let him talk to toi about stuff he likes
2.always see what toi have in common (if toi do)
3.never wear make up around him let him see your true beauty
4.DON'T TELL HIM HOW toi FEEL AROUND HIM UNTILL HE ASKS toi OUT THIS IS A RULE!
5.ALWAYS ask questions about him like his favori color, his favori movie ou his favori t.v show
6.never ever talk about your ex boyfriend they hate it (i've had experience) trust me it isn't cool
7.Always wear your favori clothes and some cute clothes
8.let him do all the hand holding and arm gestures don't do a thing( if u don't then that will make him think your interested)
9.talk about your favori films and songs
10.always make him happy no matter what mood he's in
thank toi for lire i hope this helps :)
2.always see what toi have in common (if toi do)
3.never wear make up around him let him see your true beauty
4.DON'T TELL HIM HOW toi FEEL AROUND HIM UNTILL HE ASKS toi OUT THIS IS A RULE!
5.ALWAYS ask questions about him like his favori color, his favori movie ou his favori t.v show
6.never ever talk about your ex boyfriend they hate it (i've had experience) trust me it isn't cool
7.Always wear your favori clothes and some cute clothes
8.let him do all the hand holding and arm gestures don't do a thing( if u don't then that will make him think your interested)
9.talk about your favori films and songs
10.always make him happy no matter what mood he's in
thank toi for lire i hope this helps :)