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Loling at the fact that I had an easier time typing this than the one for real people! Maybe it's because cartoon characters & animé characters can just be drawn in ways that really make them stand out. No less here's the list.

Female

Honorable mentions (in no particular order): Icy, Ming Hua, Ultear & Michiko.



5. Lust

How could I not add Lust onto my liste of attractive characters lol? I mean she is Lust after all! Above all my favori thing about her appearance is her eyes; those purple snake-like eyes. She also has really pretty lips and lovely dark and wavy hair.

4. Beatrice

Hooray! Congratulations Beatrice, for being literally the only blonde animé girl on this list. Before anyone has a chance to yell "I'm offended!!!" ou "what do toi have against blondes!?" I am one people.

Anyhow, back to the point. I l’amour her hair style, it's very elegant. She really works the updo. And it really Suits – Avocats sur Mesure her plus regal appearance. She's a classic western beauty with those blue eyes and that blonde hair. And I l’amour her smile as well--especially when she's about to do something crazy. Like this woman has two modes; elegant and batshit insane. Both are beautiful in their own ways lol.

3. Kuvira

Going back to a common theme pointed out on the other article (in the comments) I guess I have a thing for androgyny. She and Ming fit the bill. Like she's got a face that's both masculine and feminine at the same time, it's hard to explain. And I l’amour it. I adore her cocky smile. Her hair up and down (especially down) is fabulous. Her eyes are a pretty green and her eyebrow game is hella strong. And the beauty mark is a nice touch.

2. Azula

It was so hard to not put this precious cinnamon roll in first. She is like this sparkling jewel of a cartoon character. I absolutely adore her eyes, the shape of them, that soft golden color. Her eyeliner game is on point. She has nice lips and a cute smile. Because villains are adorable gosh dammit! Even without her make up she's really pretty. Like Kuvira, her hair looks great in an updo and when it's down. I do prefer it down though. Her bangs are just lovely. Even when she kind of chopped it off I think it looks good. I give her a perfect 12 out of 10.

1. Nerissa

And number one, Nerissa has always been my favori in terms of looks. There's just something about her that strongly appeals. In fact, Lust is at 5 because she sort of reminds me of Nerissa; it's the wavy hair. I think a lot of it has to do with me liking the blue eyes-black hair combo. Blue and black being my favori colors. The shape of her eyes is really pretty. And I l’amour her lips. I also enjoy how long her hair is. And she's got a nice skin complexion too. She's just a beautiful character. At least in the comics. I'm not a fan of the art style for the cartoon version.



Male

Honorable mentions (also no particular order): Jet, Gajeel, Huan, and Ed Elric



5. Kiba

This dog man makes me happy. Above all, it's his mischievous and cocky smile that makes him a well drawn animé dude for me. His eyes are really neat too, and I like the markings beneath them.

4. Alzack

Howdy y'all this guy reminds me of a cowboy and I l’amour it. He's like Sawyer except with black hair and he's a cartoon. His swoopy emo hair is what does it for me. And his eyes; they're simple and that's what makes his look just come together. 10/10 would stare at animé boy again.

3. Zuko

This guy is hot scar and all. It's funny because he used to be near the bottom of my list. But now he's third. Perhaps it's because he looks a lot like his sister.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ No matter, he looks wonderful. Great eyes, a nice smile. A nice body (for a cartoon character) if I do say so myself.

2. Midnight

Again, I l’amour me the gothique characters.And midnight really does it for me there. He's got a wicked sense of style with those skull earrings and that choker collar, and that fuzzy veste thing is neat too. His eyes are also really cool; l’amour their color and I l’amour his lashes. This fictional dude has me beat there. His hair is wicked awesome too; that's some good animé hair!

1. Kyohei

This animé dudebro is damn fine. That long blonde hair, those lovely brown eyes, and those lips. He's an animated character and he just has these lips that look soft.

 Arranged in an odd order for image quality's sake.
Arranged in an odd order for image quality's sake.
There once was a girl named,Josie,Josie had black hair,she was a cop,she was 'bout 19,"Mom!!!WHERES MY PHONE?"Said Josie
"I DON'T KNOW!"Her mom said."FINE!I'll just go to my friend's apartment!WITHOUT CALLING!"Josie argued.
Josie drove to her friend's apartment."Kate!"She saw her friend lay dead on the canapé with blood running down her face."OH MY GOD!HELP!!!!!911!"
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1 mois later,Josie tried to find out who killed her best friend.She later found out that she had a sister that was murdered in 1989.Her mom was dating a detective,So he helped her ."Okay,It...
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posted by envyelric
The start and the only chapter: "Oh my god there's a sale on MINISKIRTS Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!" "Envy just SHUT UP!!!! toi are a GUY NOT A GIRL!!!!" Lust yells at Envy as he stares at the miniskirt sale sign. "Hey toi bums want simethin ou are toi goin to keep starin in my store like a couple of freaks?" "Uh I guess that we can look around." "Come on Lust there is a sale on MINISKIRTS here lets go in and buy some MINISKIRTS!!!!!!!!!" Lust just groans as Envy dragged her in the store. "Um Lust?" "Yeah?" "Why is the Fullmetal Pipsqueak here?" "WHAT?!" "That voice, is that Envy and Lust? Al do toi hear...
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 James
James
cabine for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Nine: James

    I’m James Ricky Reese. I live with my little sister, Cassie, and my older brother (he’s a bum), Greg. I have a hot girlfriend named Chelsea and annoying parents named Kristi and Bobby.
     Anyways, I am chant my favori song, 21 pistolets par Green jour whenever I hear the all American, annoying Beth scream. It’s not this scared, “It’s a spider” scream. It’s this really excited scream. “OH MY GOD HE’S COMING HERE TONIGHT!” I look over at her and expect her to be jumping up and down...
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cabine for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Seven: Laken


    Hi! I’m Laken Reese Barenshsky. I’m 19 and I live with my parents and my 15 an old brother, Jason. I have the most wonderful, beautiful girlfriend, Tori. She’s pretty, she has long brown hair, that’s naturally curly, brown eyes and her smile is gorgeous, like I’ve just been snapped with the sun! God, she’s sexy.
    “GOALLLLLLLL!” I scream whenever I kick the poire, pear into the side of this poubelle, benne à ordures in the back of the store. Zack grumbles (because he’s a loser!) and we keep kicking this...
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posted by smileypop9
These articles are gonna be the thoughts on life and stuff, and this is part two.
I did this because I was bored, and because I wanna get my thoughts out.
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Rap in one word? Crap.
That's my opinion, so don't bash me.
.
Anyway, I hate that stupid drivel. Yeah ok, sorry kids, that I sound like your mother. But I really think that people who listen to rap could seriously use an update to their tunes.
Why would toi wanna listen to musique from people who wear their pants down to their knees, objectify women, and swear 24/7?
There's much better musique available.
...
People who listen to rap are kinda...
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The Dr. Z!!
By: moolah
(Note: I’ve changed both me and my friend’s name for privacy. I have also changed the name of the school, and my [math] teacher )
[P.S: For Ellen’s part, I am just guessing what happened when I was in the bathroom!]
True Story.

Scene: Applebee’s
Time: 7:50
Why: My birthday dinner
Who: Tabby(me) and Ellen(my friend)
Tabby’s P.O.V
    I had to go to the bathroom, so my friend Ellen and I went to the Applebee’s bathroom, and I knocked on the one door to a stall. “YES HONEY!” A woman *I think* who sounded strangely like a man laughed as she spoke...
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The following is a very fake letter! Trust me!

To the people of the future,
    My name is Andrea Reese. I live in Burke Clouds. I live with my mom (Kayla), my dad (George), my cousin (Annie), my two sisters (Ally and Aria). I have a brother (Chance) who is 18 and in collage. He’s nice to me, unlike my friend, Alexis, brother. I l’amour my family. I go to Franco Bud Rose Middle School. I am happy. But, I have a serious cancer. It has no none cure, no chemo can cure it. I’ve had it for a an and a half and have been alive. My time is limited here, and I wanted to put this...
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posted by invadercalliope
Ingredients:
•4 cups steamed Japanese rice
•strips of dried nori (seaweed)
•salt to taste
•black sesame seeds
•*for fillings:
•ume (pickled plum) / grilled salted saumon (small chunks) / kombu no tsukudani
Preparation:
Cook steamed rice. Put about a half cup of steamed riz in a riz bowl. Wet your hands in water so that the riz won't stick. Rub some salt on your hands. Place the steamed riz on your hand and put your favori filling, such as kombu-no-tsukudani, umeboshi, and grilled saumon on the rice. Push the filling into the riz lightly. Hold the riz between your palms. Form the riz into a round, a triangle, ou a cylinder par pressing lightly with your both palms. Roll the riz ball on your hands a few times, pressing lightly. emballage, wrap the riz ball with a strip of nori ou sprinkle some sesame seeds on them.
voice: NEW FROM WHAT EVA THIS IS IT IS....... THE WHAT EVER IT IS!!!!!!!! This is made in the USA (china) made totaly par americans (aliens) and it total IS NOT toxic!!!!!

Woman: I got my son the what ever it is for his berthday and he...

voice: LOVED IT!

Girl's friend: toi got the what ever it is?

Girl: ya. And I could not LIVE without my what ever it is.

Girl's friend: what does it do?

Girl: I don't know. But I l’amour it!

Voice: the what ever it is is only $20 plus $100 shiping and handleing! but if toi call right now we will also send toi a what ever toi call it for double the price even though it is the same thing! we will also double it! Just pay $10000000 plus dollers shiping and handleing! toi GET IT ALL!!!!! the what ever it is , the what ever toi call it! CALL NOW!!!

other voice: To get the what ever it it and what ever toi call it have toi credit cards ready and get ready for bankruptsey! CALL NOW!!!
posted by invadercalliope
CALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOO
OOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL!!
HI EVERYONE I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS THE THIRD EPISODE!
HURRAY!
TODAYS A VERY SPECAIL jour BECAUSE I AFISHALY!
WELL TODAY OUR GUEST étoile, star IS......GIR!
BUM BUM B BUM!
Invader Calliope: HIIIIIII GIR!
Gir: HI!
Invader Calliope: Thats all toi have to say! HI!
AT LEAST ZIM STAYED IN CHARACTER WHEN HE WAS ON THE SHOW!
Gir: Sorry but it's hard to stay in character and
Invader Calliope: AND!?! GIR EVERYONE LOVES toi THE MOST toi HAVE THE MOST fan GIRLS AND ZIM STAYED IN CHARACTER!
Oh no we are out of time good bye now and in joy the suprise picture!
The End!
Ok,Here are thingz that a am interested in!
Enjoy
Ok here are the biggest things i enjoy: Invader Zim,Video Games,Anime,softcore music,yaoi!
Here are some films i am interested in:Invader Dib,9,The nightmare before x-mas,corpse bride,the ring,paranormal activity,some animé movies,titanic
Here is some musique i'm interestes in:Gir,Invader Zim sound track,anime music,theme songs in tv shows,marilyn manson,my chemical romance,tokyo hotel,bella morte,drowning pool,evanescence
Here are some livres i'm interested in:Anything Jhonen Vasquez,Manga,Invader Zim comics,batman comic books,animal books
posted by EmzLovesCheryl
Well, I'm bored, and depressed, so I've decided to liste all the things I hate. Well, all the things I hate that I can think of!


1. Fire.
2. Small spaces.
3. The sound toi get when toi scratch a balloon.
4. Balloons in general. But just the rubbery ones, toi know, not the foily ones? Well I know what I mean anyway. :/
5. Nose bleeds.
6. Clowns.
7. Bullies and bullying.
8. School.
9. Spoilt bitches who think that everything is about them, and don't even think about others' feelings.
10. Seeing a loved one cry.
11. The awkward moments that seem to stalk my life.
12. Witnessing a situation that is nothing to do with you, and knowing that it's not going to end happily.
13. Having to exercise in in the boiling hot sun.
14. Those days when toi just feel like total crap.
15. PE.
16. Sharp knives.
17. poisson fingers.
18. The majority of green vegetables.
19. Being alone outside in the dark.
20. Watching someone suffer.
posted by moodystuff449
Thing are going round and round my head, ou maybe my head is going round and round in things. -(Diana Wynne Jones)Howl's Moving Castle

Sophie, I'm dying of boredom in here, ou maybe just dying. -(Diana Wynne Jones)Howl's Moving Castle

"You must admit I have a right to live in a pigsty if I want." — Diana Wynne Jones (Howl's Moving Castle)

"’I think we ought to live happily ever after,’ and she thought he meant it. Sophie knew that living happily ever after with Howl would be a good deal plus hair-raising than any storybook made it sound, though she was determined to try.

‘It should be hair-raising,’...
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posted by Blackteardrops
*** No offense to any one... Just randomness xD


If I Were a Boy PARODY

If I were a boy I would be gay
My guy liner would serve as a warning
I would rendez-vous amoureux, date Adam Lambert
And he’d call me babe

And we would make out on stage
I'd Kiss who I wanted
But I’d probably get confronted
No one would stick up for me

If I were a boy
I think I would be gay
I would never rendez-vous amoureux, date a girl
I swear I'd still l’amour men

I'd watch Glee
'Cause I know it’s really awesome
When toi watch a brand new one
I’d invite my Friends over
And I wouldn’t let much change but

If I were a boy
I would be gay
I’d come out of the closet
And I’d push...
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brick:butch i'm going to sleep and don't broke something
butch:wait now?
brick:yea so what?
butch:oh come on brick! we can have a party!
brick:party? butch i want a pease!
butch:ok toi go...
(brick goes to his room)
butch:you leave your phone here brick? (took bricks phone) now let's send SMSes
(door cloche, bell rings)
butch:(looks in the hole) it's open
(mitch comes)
mitch:hey butch
butch:wow mitch wats up?
mitch:i just wanted my ball back (tooks his ball)
butch:hey what is in your pocket?
mitch:marker
butch:will toi give it to me?
mitch:what you'll give?
butch:umm brick's hat?
mitch:i don't want...
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posted by greenstergirl
Chapter one
Okay this is a really aléatoire stroy but I was bored and I couldn't get this idea out of my head. In my opinion it is really badly written so sorry.

“Okay Class, toi have the rest of the period to finish this quiz. This is the last grade before your midterm so work well, and remembers what we studied,” a dit my Mr. Grazing, my math teacher. He was the kind of teacher kids pick on and make fun of behind his back. I hate math, so I don’t care for him as a teacher much. He usually wears a sweater vest and weird 1950 glasses that squeeze his nose at the tip.

I stared at the Chapter...
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posted by Annacrombie
This is a true story that happened to me moments ago
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I sat in my room, twenty past 11 trying to find plus crap on the internet
I herd a loud noise downstairs, then a crash, a slam of door and some slurred words
My parents were outta town and my lil sis was at a sleep over, what the hell was going on?
I put my laptop down and grabbed the nearest item, which was a lamp,
My brother Luca, aged 21, walked into my room, i could smell the acahol in his breath
"Who da sexiest lil sod in the world? toi are!" He pointed at me before colapsing on the floor,...
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User: So your a robot?


Cleverbot: No toi are a robot times 1000000.


User: No toi are a robot times 1000000.


Cleverbot: I am a human and toi are a robot.


User: User: toi robot.User: toi robot.User: toi robot.


Cleverbot: Hahahaha that was funny. toi are the robot here.

User: User: toi robot.User: toi robot.User: toi robot.

Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... toi computer?

User: So your a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.

User: So toi admit that your a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.




MDR yes fail I know
i don't know if this is already on here. i feel lazy and don't feel like looking.

i found this on some joke website:

CAROLS FOR THE MENTALLY DISTURBED

SCHIZOPHRENIA: do toi hear what i hear?

DEMENTIA: I think I'll be accueil for Christmas

MANIC: deck the halls and walls and house and lawn and streets and stores and office and town and cars and busses and trucks and trees and feu hydrants and...

PARANOID: santa claus is coming to get me

PERSONALITY DISORDER: toi better watch out, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna pout, maybe I'll tell toi why

OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER: jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell...
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posted by KitkatKaysa
Capricorn.

Your element: Earth
Your ruling planets: Saturn
Symbol: The Goat
Your stone: Garnet
Life Pursuit: To be proud of their achievements
Vibration: Poweful resilient energy
Capricorn Secret Desire: to be admired par their family and Friends and the world at large

Description:
The sign of the high roller, Capricorn is regarded as the zodiac’s top, but also quiet, life and business achievers. But, there are two very different types of Capricorns.

The first is represented par the mountain goat, always climbing higher and higher; never content until reaching the top. The seconde is the garden goat,...
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