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Don't mess with this monkey.

Footage from a security camera is a dit to montrer a young man in Shimla, India, giving the finger to one of the area's famously belligerent monkeys. And as toi might expect, the monkey is having none of it.

It drop kicks the man right in the head, knocking him to the ground.

The man, however, appears to be OK after the attack as he gets up and walks off.

Shimla's monkeys are known to cause problems for both tourists and locals visiting the Jakhoo temple, which is dedicated to the monkey god Hanuman.

"The monkeys of Shimla are not pleasant animals, they roam around in gangs looking for the opportunity to rob tourists of their nourriture ou any other item which catches their eyes," the Shimla India .Guide website says. The website advises tourists to rent a stick to use to threaten the monkeys.

"Without the deterrent of the stick expect to have pockets and bags rummaged through no less intensely than par a human criminal," the website says.

The monkeys are mostly after food, but the website says they are also known to take cameras and wallets.

In this case, however, the monkey was apparently provoked."As toi can see, the boy looks straight into the eyes of this monkey who is sitting near a bench, where other people are also seated and provokes the animal par montrer middle finger," the YouTube description reads. "
MDR
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Source: I don't remember.....
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salut it's Nick here aka Blondlionezel, and i will be a making a series expressing my opinions on different things.

Alright, I can already tell that I will be getting a lot of flames/trolls/bad people on the internet complaining about this. But remember this is just my opinion on this. Also, Pokemon and Digimon have their own pros and cons.

Let's start par comparing Anime.

Pokemon: I definitely think that Pokemon is beating a dead horse with a dead horse. The story is always the same, Ash Ketchum (Satoshi) catching and training Pokemon. That's about it.

Digimon: Digimon always has something new to...
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Ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh

Can toi feel me
When I think about you?
With every breath I take
Every minute
No matter what I do

My world is an empty place
Like I've been wandering the desert
For a thousand days (oh)
Don't know if it's a mirage
But I always see your face, baby

[Chorus:]
I'm missing toi so much
Can't help it, I'm in love
A jour without toi is like a an without rain
I need toi par my side
Don't know how I'll survive
A jour without toi is like a an without rain (oh, whoa)
Whoa, oh, whoa

The stars are burning
I hear your voice in my mind (voice in my mind)
Can't toi hear me calling?
My cœur, coeur is yearning
Like...
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posted by nmdis
"Bang Bang Bang"

My new boy used to be a model
He looks way better than you
He looks way better than you
My new boy gets it how to get me
His l’amour is deeper, toi know
He's a real keeper, toi know, oh yeah!

Bang, bang, bang I'm breaking in
Stealing all my l’amour back, giving it to him
Bang, bang, bang, this time I win
I thought your l’amour was all that,
Til I let him in

You're gonna be the one [x4]
That's moping
You're gonna be the one [x2]
When I'm out havin' fun
You're gonna be the one
That's broken

My new boy knows the way I want it
He's got plus swagger than you
He's got plus swagger than toi do
My new boy really...
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This is the real deal. Try ignoring it, and the first thing you'll notice is having a horrible jour starting tomorrow morning, and it only gets worse from there.


ARIES - The Aggressive (March 21 to April 19)
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny... Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be 'Right'. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world.


TAURUS - The...
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posted by Bluekait
In the movie Scream, Randy a dit “There are certain rules that one must abide par in order to successfully survive a horror movie”.

1. toi can never have sex. BIG NO-NO! BIG NO-NO! Sex equals death, okay?
2. toi can never drink ou do drugs. The sin factor! It’s a sin. It’s an extension of number one.
3. Never, ever, ever under any circumstances say, “I’ll be right back.” Because toi won’t be back.

In Scream 2, the rules for a horror sequel were:

1. The body count is always bigger.
2. The death scenes are always much plus elaborate, with plus blood and gore.
3. If toi want your films...
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Something Beautiful
I was in a restless mood.
I tried to read and ended up with livres scattered all over the floor.
I tried listening to musique but all the words sounded out of tune.
I tried to write but ended up staring at a blank page for ten minutes.
So I decided to create something beautiful.
I wrote a song, drew a picture, and made a frame for it.
I took a photo, made a vase, and arranged some flowers.
I drew a tattoo on my hand, made a tower out of everything, climbed on my roof and did a dance.
But no matter how hard I try the most beautiful thing I ever created will always be you.
A blinding flash of white light
Lit up the sky over Gaza tonight
People running for cover
Not knowing whether they're dead ou alive

They came with their tanks and their planes
With ravaging fiery flames
And nothing remains
Just a voice rising up in the smoky haze

We will not go down
In the night, without a fight
toi can burn up our mosques and our homes and our schools
But our spirit will never die
We will not go down
In Gaza tonight

Women and children alike
Murdered and massacred night after night
While the so-called leaders of countries afar
Debated on who's wrong ou right

But their powerless words were in vain
And the bombs fell down like acid rain
But through the tears and the blood and the pain
toi can still hear that voice through the smoky haze

We will not go down
In the night, without a fight
toi can burn up our mosques and our homes and our schools
But our spirit will never die
We will not go down
In Gaza tonight
posted by Lady_Rebel
People die everyday. There are people dying as I write this, as toi read it, in the future, and in the past. It’s the same across the globe. But what isn’t the same is how people bury the deceased. We in the U.S. generally bury our dead in the ground. People in Europe used to bury their dead in cairns. Every culture has a different means of putting the dead in their final resting place, but the culture whose method I am going to tell toi about is Ancient Egypt. plus specifically, he process of mummification. Mummification was a long and complicated process involving spells, knives, and...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
1.Ride mechanical chevaux with coins fished out of the reflecting pool.

2.Try pants on backwards and Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.

3.At any clothing Stores take Heeps of stuff into the dressing room take an ipod ou something and play on it while ur bored and when its time to close say "I STILL HAVE TO TRY STUFF ON IDIOT".

4.Sneeze on the nourriture sample's they have in woolworths.

5.At the bottom of an escalator, scream, “My shoelaces! Augh!” and pretend your stuck.

6.Ask the sales personnel at the musique store whether toi can get a CD that toi know they dont have and ask really...
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posted by Me_Iz_Here
1) Scenes with swearing will be removed

2) All nudity scenes of France will also be removed

3) Japon is too "japanese" so 4Kids gives him blonde hair and blue eyes

4) All mentions of WW1 and WW2 will be removed

5) England's eyebrows will be too scary for little kids, so we give him thin eyebrows instead

6) All the Voice Actors will be American, and there will be no accents

7) Blood will be removed

8) Poland is actually a girl

9) Russia is removed because 4Kids are afraid of Russians (or anything that's foreign)

10) Prussia isn't a real country! So we'll remove him!

11) Neither is Sealand, so he is removed...
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The city of San Francisco is asking Kulbir Dhaliwal, who was attacked par a tiger at the San Francisco Zoo on Christmas jour 2007, to reimburse them over $75,000 for the city-funded medical care he received after the mauling.
Cold viruses can survive on objects like telephones and railings for up to three hours.
More suicides occur in the Grand Canyon than in any other national park.
There are plus bacteria in the ice machines at fast nourriture restaurants than in toilet bowl water.
Alcohol-related traffic fatalities are plus than twice as common on New Year's Eve as other midweek winter evenings.
Two...
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First off, this is not made to offend anyone! If your offended par this then I apoligize. Anyway these are the most horrible shows I have ever seen! If toi have a reason for a montrer I put commentaire and I might add it(ill give credit about it to toi because its your idea :D) Anyway sorry for all this long lire right here but here we go:
(Cartoon Network)
-(from commercial)Secret Mountain Fort Awesome:
1.Characters are even uglier then the "Problem Solvers" characters who are pretty god damn ugly!
2.From the looks on the commercial, it seems like it has no good things that will happen ou any interesting...
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posted by Feathershine
1. When their watching TV get in their way and say "I'm in your way!! Im in your way!!"
2. Say "beep, beep beep..." until they snap
3. Call them on their cell phone when their out on a rendez-vous amoureux, date ou something, and in a weird voice say "Hello?! Can I send u a box of waffles" (LOL I don't know)
4. When their sleeping take a bottle of water and wake them up par dumping it on them and saying "Sorry! I came to bring it for u to drink, I didn't realize it slipped"
5. If toi have a dog ou cat (that DON'T sleep with your parents) dump him/her when there asleep
6. When toi spill any liquid blame it on the gods
7....
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O-
-heartbeats-
















OW!!!!!!!!!



Shake a chicka.

Ah

As they came into the voodoo
There was sound out...
Like a sheepdog.
He can make up your apartment.
He let the buck stay
On the carpet.
Sharon ate upon the table.
Makin' sushi... was a navel.
So she rented out the bedroom...
She was struck down...
By a centipede.

Annie are toi walking?
So, Annie are toi walking?
Are toi walking Annie?
Annie are toi walking?
So, Annie are toi walking?
Are toi walking?
Annie are toi walking?
-screams- SO, ANNIE ARE toi WALKING???!!!!
ARE toi WALKING ANNIE??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dramatic choir:
Annie are toi walking?
With your dentist
Are...
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posted by evangelinetom
101 Ways to
Annoy Your Roomate

1. Insist that toi are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the lit holding your stomach every time your roommate walks in. If he/she asks about the wrappers, say toi know nothing about them.

2. Get some hair. Disperse it around your roommate's head while he/she is asleep. Keep a pair of scissors par your bed. Snicker at your roommate every morning.

3. Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as toi can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep...
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posted by RealBenTennyson
See if ya can read this---

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and toi can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter par istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!

Then why the HELL do they keep shouting 'bout "correcting-the-spellings"?!?