My friend posté these on her bebo page a while il y a so I thought I'd share them with toi :D
1) Bring a pillow. Fall asleep until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say ``oh geez, better get cracking'' and do some gibberish work.
2) Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming ``Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!''
3) If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the surface integral symbol.
4) Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril.
5) Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, débats your réponses with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, ``I'm SOOO sure toi can hear me thinking.'' Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
6) Bring cheerleaders.
7) Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly say to the instructor, ``I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?''
8) On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
9) Bring your pet poisson in his poisson bowl and say it's your lucky charm.
10) Bring your Nintendo DS and turn the volume up full blast.
11) Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out ``Merry Christmas.'' If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say toi Lost the first one. Repeat the process every fifteen minutes.
12) Do the exam with crayons, paint, ou fluorescent markers.
13) Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.
14) Do the entire exam in another language. If toi don't know one, make one up. For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals.
15) Bring things to throw at the instructor when he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest you.
16) Do the entire exam as if it was multiple choice and true/false. If it is a multiple choice exam, spell out interesting things (DCCAB, BABE, etc.)
17) Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and réponses completely blacked out.
18) Get the exam. Twenty minutes into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out ``Fuck this!'' and walk out triumphantly.
19) Arrange a protest before the exam starts (e.g. Threaten the instructor that whether ou not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one heure to get drunk.)
20) montrer up completely drunk. (Completely drunk means that at some point during the exam, toi should start crying for mommy.)
21) Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him in a very derogatory tone, ``The light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!''
22) commentaire on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.
23) Bring a water pistol with you. 'Nuff said.
24) Start a brawl in the middle of the exam.
25) Bring a friend to give toi a back massage the entire way through the exam. Insist this person is needed, because toi have bad circulation.
26) Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious. . . like history notes for a calculus exam. . . otherwise your're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the commentaire ``Please use the attached notes for references as toi see fit.''
27) After toi get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him.
28) One word: Wrestlemania.
29) Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right suivant to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.
30) Bring a musical instrument with you, play various tunes. If toi are asked to stop, say ``it helps me think.'' Bring a copy of the Student Handbook with you, challenging the instructor to find the section on musical instruments during finals. Don't forget to use the phrase ``Told toi so.''
1) Bring a pillow. Fall asleep until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say ``oh geez, better get cracking'' and do some gibberish work.
2) Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming ``Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!''
3) If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the surface integral symbol.
4) Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril.
5) Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, débats your réponses with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, ``I'm SOOO sure toi can hear me thinking.'' Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
6) Bring cheerleaders.
7) Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly say to the instructor, ``I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?''
8) On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
9) Bring your pet poisson in his poisson bowl and say it's your lucky charm.
10) Bring your Nintendo DS and turn the volume up full blast.
11) Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out ``Merry Christmas.'' If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say toi Lost the first one. Repeat the process every fifteen minutes.
12) Do the exam with crayons, paint, ou fluorescent markers.
13) Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.
14) Do the entire exam in another language. If toi don't know one, make one up. For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals.
15) Bring things to throw at the instructor when he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest you.
16) Do the entire exam as if it was multiple choice and true/false. If it is a multiple choice exam, spell out interesting things (DCCAB, BABE, etc.)
17) Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and réponses completely blacked out.
18) Get the exam. Twenty minutes into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out ``Fuck this!'' and walk out triumphantly.
19) Arrange a protest before the exam starts (e.g. Threaten the instructor that whether ou not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one heure to get drunk.)
20) montrer up completely drunk. (Completely drunk means that at some point during the exam, toi should start crying for mommy.)
21) Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him in a very derogatory tone, ``The light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!''
22) commentaire on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.
23) Bring a water pistol with you. 'Nuff said.
24) Start a brawl in the middle of the exam.
25) Bring a friend to give toi a back massage the entire way through the exam. Insist this person is needed, because toi have bad circulation.
26) Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious. . . like history notes for a calculus exam. . . otherwise your're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the commentaire ``Please use the attached notes for references as toi see fit.''
27) After toi get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him.
28) One word: Wrestlemania.
29) Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right suivant to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.
30) Bring a musical instrument with you, play various tunes. If toi are asked to stop, say ``it helps me think.'' Bring a copy of the Student Handbook with you, challenging the instructor to find the section on musical instruments during finals. Don't forget to use the phrase ``Told toi so.''
She's been married for a couple months now, but still can’t get used to calling him her husband.
“I forget to call him ‘my husband’ sometimes and still say ‘my boyfriend’. But I’ll get there,” she said.
This can happen to anyone we suppose, it takes a while to get used to the idea of being a wife.
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One of my favorite book series'.
Yesterday, Demi Lovato talked about the nominees for the American musique Awards coming up on the 21st of November.
It will be really exciting, because in the category for Best Female Popstar we have Ke$ha, Lady Gaga and Katy Perry!
In the category for Best Male Artist we have to choose between Justin Bieber, his friend Usher and Eminem. Who will win?
And as far as Artist of the Year, it is between Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Ke$ha and Eminem. An interesting mix and tough competition.
toi can vote for your favoris on the event webpage here: American musique Awards.
It will be really exciting, because in the category for Best Female Popstar we have Ke$ha, Lady Gaga and Katy Perry!
In the category for Best Male Artist we have to choose between Justin Bieber, his friend Usher and Eminem. Who will win?
And as far as Artist of the Year, it is between Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Ke$ha and Eminem. An interesting mix and tough competition.
toi can vote for your favoris on the event webpage here: American musique Awards.
This picture is completely irrelivant to my blog.
5 plus incredibly aléatoire stuff...I'd like to note that not everything listed is exactly possible, but each is genuinely unique and aléatoire in it's own way....
5) wear a nametag that reads "hello. My name is Jésus Christ" (or famous person) when some one says "you're not Jesus" turn around and say "Jesus? Where?"
4) befriend a zombie (don't try unless you're okay with being bitten)
3) give out autographs to complete strangers and pretend you're famous
2) divide par zero (it's a little harder than it looks)
1) walk up behind someone and whisper in their ear "I like mudkips...."
Lots of laughs...I recommend 3, 2 and 1
5) wear a nametag that reads "hello. My name is Jésus Christ" (or famous person) when some one says "you're not Jesus" turn around and say "Jesus? Where?"
4) befriend a zombie (don't try unless you're okay with being bitten)
3) give out autographs to complete strangers and pretend you're famous
2) divide par zero (it's a little harder than it looks)
1) walk up behind someone and whisper in their ear "I like mudkips...."
Lots of laughs...I recommend 3, 2 and 1
Ever met that one person who really really aggervates toi , like constantly talking ou doing everything toi do , well im gonna help toi deal with them without punching them in the face (kris style <3)
1) always carry a stress ball , those things do work , and if not , toi can always throw it at him/her
2) Carry a oreiller in toi purse/bag , so if toi need to scream , scream in the oreiller , this pervents people from thinking your crazy
3) Earphones , toi COULD use them to block that person out , but studies montrer that if that person happens to avaler, hirondelle one of the earphones , they wont talk anymore ,
4)Just a hint ; throwing chairs never helps ,
5)Try to be their friend , mabey that'll work
6) if its your sibbling ,
Girl:flush her fav Barbie doll
Boy:Flush his favorate comic book
mixed gender: Flush their face (:
Again; Kris style <3
any ideas on any other topis to make kris style , please tell me (: <3
KrisLovesYou !
1) always carry a stress ball , those things do work , and if not , toi can always throw it at him/her
2) Carry a oreiller in toi purse/bag , so if toi need to scream , scream in the oreiller , this pervents people from thinking your crazy
3) Earphones , toi COULD use them to block that person out , but studies montrer that if that person happens to avaler, hirondelle one of the earphones , they wont talk anymore ,
4)Just a hint ; throwing chairs never helps ,
5)Try to be their friend , mabey that'll work
6) if its your sibbling ,
Girl:flush her fav Barbie doll
Boy:Flush his favorate comic book
mixed gender: Flush their face (:
Again; Kris style <3
any ideas on any other topis to make kris style , please tell me (: <3
KrisLovesYou !
Are You MAD!?
I am sorry. I hate it when i have to do this, because i know that it's really silly! But the only reason why i wouldn't fan anyone back, would be if they had joined the twilight saga club. I can see it on their profil and i immediately go all prejudice against them.
I shouldn't, i know, but it's against my morals to fan someone who loves the Twilight saga. If you're only a fan of Twilight, sometimes i forgive you... if you've done something to earn my respect.
Which would lead me onto my suivant reason...
If toi have done nothing to earn my friendship, and not joined any of my favourite/major clubs, then i don't feel obliged to fan you.
However, if i can see that you're a fan of 'Random' ou 'Harry Potter' ou 'HP v T' etc, then the probability is that i will fan toi back.
On the other hand, if toi are looking at this thinking that toi haven't done any of these things, then feel free to fan me... i'll gladly return the favour! :)
xxx
I shouldn't, i know, but it's against my morals to fan someone who loves the Twilight saga. If you're only a fan of Twilight, sometimes i forgive you... if you've done something to earn my respect.
Which would lead me onto my suivant reason...
If toi have done nothing to earn my friendship, and not joined any of my favourite/major clubs, then i don't feel obliged to fan you.
However, if i can see that you're a fan of 'Random' ou 'Harry Potter' ou 'HP v T' etc, then the probability is that i will fan toi back.
On the other hand, if toi are looking at this thinking that toi haven't done any of these things, then feel free to fan me... i'll gladly return the favour! :)
xxx
