aléatoire Article: I need to say something about the "Random things to say when everyone is not talking" article

I need to say something about the "Random things to say when everyone is not talking" article

posted by slenderman777

Ok I did not make that,my brother some how found out my mot de passe for fanpop and decided to mess around with it,i have seen the commentaires and no i am not a idiot,tell that to my dumb brother.

that being a dit i removed it cause of course i don't want people seeing that thinking i am insane,so anybody who read it please just ignore it.

i changed my mot de passe so that won't happen again, so yeah sorry about that,he might do it again though so if toi see some retarded post made par me please note it is my brother making me look like an idiot.

soo yeah that's all sorry about it and have a nice day

for anybody who didn't read my brothers dumb post its just him saying quote on quote 'slut slut in the tub tub' and a bunch of other dumb stuff, and if toi don't believe me then find your choice.

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5 ways to annoy people in a test

posted by sakurahanazono

1.) Start saying the questions really loudly and if they try to tell toi to be quite say "shhh this is a test toi know, gosh!"

2.) In a maths test start whispering aléatoire numbers to the person suivant to toi and then when the teacher tells toi off say "They made me give them the réponses ou they a dit they'd kill me!" Then glare at them.

3.) Laugh hysterically and when people stare at toi say "What are toi lookin at!" ou "Stop trying to copy my answers!"

4.) Get on haut, retour au début of the table, tableau and start doing the macarena.

5.) After you've wrote your name on the test, start screaming and when the teacher comes over and asks whats wrong say "How does the test know what my name is! Have toi been spying on me and teling it everything!"

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Dangerous and Adventurous (Book 2,Sarah)

posted by adaug

"Where is Maybelle?"Alicia asked.
"I don't-"I was cut off
"Help!Help me!I need help!Please!!"A familiar voice begged.
"MAYBELLE!"we all a dit in unison.
We followed the voice into a huge hut.
"Maybelle!Where are you?"I asked.
I ran as fast as I could.I couldn't wait for them to catch up.I saw a door with a small window.I looked in and saw Ariana.When she turned back,I ran back.
"Help!Help me!Help m-MM!MUHH!MMMMMHHH!"Maybelle yelled.
I ran to the door Maybelle and Ariana were in.I knocked on the door,got out my sword,and waited for Ariana to come out.
"What?Wh-AH!"She said.
"You said,you'd leave my friends...

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château in the sky-lyrics :)

posted by tokidoki123

There's a place in my mind
No one knows where it hides
And my fantaisie is flying
It's a château in the sky

It's a world of our past
Where the legend still lasts
And the king wears the crown
But the magic spell is law

Take your sword and your shield
There's a battle on the field
You're a knight and you're right
So with dragons now you'll fight

And my fancy is flying
It's a château in the sky
ou there's nothing out there
These are castles in the air

Fairytales live in me
Fables coming from my memory
fantaisie is not a crime
Find your château in the sky

You've got the key
Of the kingdom of the clouds
Open the door
Leaving back your doubts

You've got the power
To live another childhood
So ride the wind
That leads toi to the moon 'cause..."

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Dangerous and Adventurous (Chapter 6)

posted by adaug

Sarah couldn't make a noise.Ariana ran to the little girl.Sarah got a grip on the sticks.When she stopped the little girl.Sarah stabbed Ariana in the back."OOOOWWWW!!WHAT THE HECK toi LITTLE IDIOT!"She yelled.She dropped to her knees.I picked up the little girl,which was crying."It's okay.Let's get toi to your mommy."Her mom was crying too."Here's your daughter."Sarah said."THANK YOU!THANK YOU!"The mom a dit and cheered.
Sarah walked back.
"SARAH!Oh my gosh!"Alicia a dit and she hugged her.
"That was amazing."Maybelle said.
"Guys!Focus!The stone."Sarah said.They got out and ran."Oh no!The Rights!That's...

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Are toi Afraid Of This?(Chapter 2)

posted by adaug

It was The night of Scarlett's sleepover,The guests arrived quickly.
S:Hey!Chloe and Nancy are already here,Penny.
P:Okay,Um...Where do I put my sleeping bag?
S:Anywhere.
M:Bye Honey!I gotta go to work!
S:Bye mom!
N:Can we play 'Truth ou Dare'?
S:Don't see why not.
Scarlett got a oreiller and put it in her lap.
N:Okay,Chloe!Truth ou dare?
C:Truth.
N:Okay,WHATS MY MIDDLE NAME?
C:Shannon.
N:WRONG!I DON'T HAVE ONE!!!HA!TRICK QUESTION!
C:Grrr.Okay.Penny,Truth ou dare?
P:Dare!
C:Alright,I dare toi to...Name ONE Scary movie you've watched!
P:Oh...Well....lets see...(gulp)...HARRY POTTER!
S:As much as we hate him....Doesn't...

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131 Ways to Agitate Someone Who Doesn't Like Harry Potter

posted by Thecharliejay

1. Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter livres and/or movies.

2. Say they look like a Harry Potter character of the opposite gender.

3. Quote Dobby.

4. Hog the computer 24/7 while logged onto MuggleNet.

5. Read out loud to them whenever they can't get away from toi (Example: When in a car ou an elevator). If toi don't have a book with you, recite from memory.

6. Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their birthday and Christmas and demand that they keep it and treasure it forever.

7. Rewrite their favori song with Harry Potter lyrics and sing it constantly.

8. Crowd their inbox...

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what women should tell men...but don't

posted by bubbletl

What women should tell men...but don't

1. The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.

2. The suivant time toi and your buddies make jokes about armed women in combat, take a vote to see which of toi successfully aim at the toilet rim.

3. If we're watching football with toi - it's not bonding - it's their butts.

4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever toi have to say after the movie.

5. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.

6. Please don't drive when you're not driving.

7. If toi were really looking for an honest answer, you...

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Respectfully Cheating

posted by karpach_14

Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.

"Betty, I was wondering -- have toi ever cheated on me?"

"Oh Jack, why would toi ask such a question now? toi don't want to ask that question..."

"Yes, Betty, I really want to know. Please."

"Well, all right. Yes, 3 times."

"Three? When were they?"

"Well, Jack, remember when toi were 35 years old and toi really wanted to start the business on your own and no bank would give toi a loan? Remember how one jour the bank president himself came over to the house and signed the loan papers, no questions asked?"

"Oh, Betty, toi did that for me!...

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ABC's of ex girlfriends

posted by karpach_14

A
is for Arteries.
You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for toi toi twit she was only after your money and could have donné a shit about you.

B
is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then DIE!!

C
is for Call ya later.She won't. She never has before.

D
is for Dumped. Does D need to be explained?

E
is for Eating like a pig. Remember when...

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My Job Sucks

posted by smileypop9

I found this on www.funny.com, and it's kinda hilarious!! Can toi guess whose and what job it is?

You think your job sucks? Let me tell toi about the people I work with.
First, there's this supermodel wanna-be chick. Ok, I'll admit, she's pretty hot, but damn she is completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair ou putting on her makeup. She is extremely self centered and never considers the needs of anyone other than herself. She is dumber than a box of rocks and I find it surprising that she has enough brain power to breathe.
The suivant chick is exactly the opposite- she might even...

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The Shaggy chiens Theme

posted by coolkatstar

I found this on the internet :P

part I
Everybody who has a dog calls it "Rover" ou "Boy"; I called mine "Sex". Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the city hall to renew his license, I told the clerk I wanted to have a license for Sex. He a dit "I'd like to have one too." Then I a dit "But this is a dog". He a dit he didn't care want she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He a dit I must have been quite a kid.

Then when I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk I wanted a room for...

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Calliope Channel episode 9

posted by invadercalliope

CAALLIIOOPPEE CHHAANNEELL!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's me your host Invader Calliope ^^
Can toi believe were already on our ninth episode!
TIME SURE FLIES!Welcome to another happy episode of Calliope Channel! Well today were gonna bring another character out! And it's.....Lardnard!
Invader Calliope:SO COME OUT!
Lardnard:Oh *falls*
Invader Calliope:You sound like some nerdy turtle.
Lardnard:Well umm i'm here.
Invader Calliope:FINALLY THINGS ARE PICKING UP AROUND HERE!
Lardnard:Yeah!
Invader Calliope:Yeah.That's how toi respond.
Lardnard:Umm is there a problem.
Invader Calliope:Ohhh nothing! Oh NO WERE OUTTA TIME BYE ME!
The End!

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Bumble Bee Lyrics

posted by invadercalliope

Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Sweet little bumble bee I know what toi want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble bee plus than just a fantasy
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da

My cœur, coeur skips a beat
When toi walk in the room
I go boom boom boom
You go zoom zoom zoom
You're my playboy, playtoy
Love and my friend
I wanna be with toi until the end

I give my cœur, coeur and my soul to you
To make toi see its true
Im so confused, baby, cant toi see
Please come rescue me

Sweet little bumble bee I know what toi want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble...

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Calliope Channel episode 6

posted by invadercalliope

CAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOPPPEEEE
CHHHAAAAAANNNNNNNEEEEELLLL!
Hia everyone I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
TIME FOR THE SIX EPISODE OF CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I hope toi are getting use to this montrer cuz I am!
Well todays specail guest is......Angry monkey!
Angry Monkey:Gir
Invader Calliope:Did toi say something!
Angry Monkey:Uh nothing s-sorry.
Invader Calliope:Well it looks like the Angry Monkey is'nt use to interviews!He must be nervous because of all the people watching!
Angry Monkey:*scared*
Invader Calliope:So anyway wait we are all outta time well BYE EVERYONE!I hope toi enjoy the picture!
The End!

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Calliope Channel episode 4

posted by invadercalliope

CCAALLIIOOPPEE
CCHHAANNEEL!
HIA EVERYONE WELCOME TO CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS NICE TO SEE toi AGAIN!
I WILL BE GIVING toi 120 PERCENT!
TODAYS SPECAIL GUEST étoile, star IS....
Dib:DIIIB!
Invader Calliope:HEY!
Dib:What?
Invader Calliope: DON'T toi EVER CUT ME OFF AGAIN!
Dib:I'M SORRY!
Invader Calliope:THIS IS'NT KIDS PLAY! SO toi BETTER HANDLE YOUR SELF ou I WILL MAKE SURE YOUR OFF INVADER ZIM!
Dib:I'm sorry! I'm really very sorry!
Invader Calliope:Ok because Dib was so horrible I will end the montrer earlyer!Bye!
The End

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InvaderCalliope on a trip to the beach!

posted by invadercalliope

Today i am going to make up a crazy story about me going to the beach!
Characters:
Me::InvaderCalliope*
InvaderGore: *my sister*
Mom: *my mother*
Dad: *My dad*
Brother: *my brother*
Gus: *my ferret*
Time to start!
*At home*
InvaderCalliope:*reading manga*
InvaderGore:*watching tv*
Gus:*sleeping*
Mom:KIDS WE ARE GOING TO THE BEACH!
Dad:what about me
Mom:Sorry but your staying accueil and watching the fish!
Gus:YAY I'M GOING!
InvaderCalliope:Well this will be intresting.
InvaderGore:What are we riding?
Mom:WE ARE GOING par TRAIN!
Everyone elese:O_O
InvaderCalliope:Why don't we just go par car.
Mom:BECAUSE I DON'T WANNA GO BYE CAR!
InvaderCalliope: Ok,Ok
On Train
Now at the beach!
InvaderGore:Were finally here!
InvaderCalliope:Let's have some fun!
Gus:YEAH!
The End!

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a aléatoire song

posted by trentgwenfan1

i l’amour cereal yes i do

i l’amour cereal how bout you

coco pufe

ceriose

cookie crisp

wasting cerial is a risk

i l’amour cerial yes i do i l’amour cerial toi better to

it is breakfast

most important meal

if toi can't have crealeal

do not steal

i l’amour creal yes we do i l’amour ceral toi should to

it is healfy

for your brain

for test math and englesh

even frech and science

i l’amour ccerale yes i do

i l’amour crealy how about you

me and my firend made this up what are some aléatoire songs toi made up plz commet

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11. SURE things yOU wish yuor boyfriend didnt know about you!!!

posted by neonstars

1.where toi keep yOUR diary!!
2.if u r on your peroid ou nawt!!
3.Who toi talk 2 on the phone
4.THat toi are super jelous ou other girls (or boys)
5.That toi hate most of his family.
6.THat when a crisi comes up toi will run to him
7.What yuor style is!!
8.That like to watch scary movies(LOL)
9.That toi have an internet profile.
10.AND the last your cell number!! OMG they practliy break the phone!!!
11.How smart toi are at fixing things.

GIRLS STAY KEWL,BEAUTYFUL, and if any guys try to break tht BREAK THEYRE FACe!!!!

I cartooned myself and this is wat i got!!!

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What Business Brand Slogans Taught Me

posted by KittyTDA98

1.    Kobalt Tools taught me that toi can’t kill a Kobalt.
2.    Home Depot taught me that the power of the accueil Depot is plus saving and plus doing.
3.    Burger King taught me to have it my way.
4.    Tony the Tiger taught me that Frosted Flakes are plus than good, they’re great!
5.    Nike taught me to just do it.
6.    Disneyland taught me that it’s the happiest place on Earth.
7.    McDonald’s taught me that I’m loving it.
8.    Sprite...

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A severe warning of a perverted fanpopper toi should all stay away from! :O

posted by K5-HOWL

esah

because he's a stupid perverted boy. I was having a normal conversation with him then he out of the blue accused me of "wanting to be with him" of not being a virgin. Repeatedly insulted me(i wont repeat what he said) and tried to "seduce" me. And now hes trying to flirt with me

Yes K5-HOWL has Lost her mind because of the sick bitches in this world,

This is just a simple warning thing. This is not to be cruel just to warn fellow fanpoppers of who to stay away from.

-___- He just gave his phone number, that ticks me off. I will post mises à jour if toi want :)