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I'd planning to do this for a while, and I finally found the time. Remember this is just my personal opinion about these characters, if toi disagree please be polite.

Warning:
Be prepared to see some weird characters listed here! Also this liste is subject to change, depending on what mood I happen to be in on a certain day.

Honorable Mentions

30. Rasputin- Anastasia
29. Maleficnet- Sleeping Beauty
28. Black Widow- Marvel universe
27. Tiana- The Princess and the Frog
26. Dr. Faciliar- The Princess and the Frog
25. Hades- Hercules
24. Snow White- Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
23. Glittering Goldie- DuckTales
22. Gizmo- Gremlins & Gremlins 2: the new Batch
21. Skipper- the Madagascar franchise


20. Fix-it-Felix and Sergeant Calhoun- Wreck-it-Ralph
 Felix: " toi are one dynamite gal." Calhoun: "Flattery don't charge these batteries, civilian."
Felix: " toi are one dynamite gal." Calhoun: "Flattery don't charge these batteries, civilian."

Well they're in my favori animated heroes, heroines and couples; so odds were they would end up here. I can't really decided which one I like better, so I decided to put them together. Probably what I l’amour the most is what polar opposites they are to each other. She's a sexy, tough girl who plays par the rules. He's cute, but not traditionally handsome, and is fun loving. Plus, I also l’amour their character development. Felix is very much used to being the center of attention in his game, but he learns to l’amour Calhoun and appreciate Ralph. Calhoun is amer and angry because of her past but she learns to l’amour someone again. Oh and I l’amour the backstory they gave her, it made me laugh even though it was tragic.

19. The Hulk/Bruce Banner- Marvel Universe
 "You're making me angry. toi wouldn't like me when I'm angry. "
"You're making me angry. toi wouldn't like me when I'm angry. "

Now here's a superhero I can really relate to! Dealing with anger issues myself I can understand Bruce Banner's struggles. Of course I don't turn big and green when I get mad, but sill if anyone has every Lost their temper they know that it feels like an uncontrollable monster. To me he's a very interesting character with a lot of layers. I also find it unique that he's one of the few superheroes that doesn't want to be a superhero. And not out of selfishness like 'I have my own life to live', but because he's afraid he can't control the Hulk and will harm innocent people. To me that's a real hero.

18. Harley Quinn- DC Universe
 "One question, I've been nothing but trouble. How come you're so nice to me?"
"One question, I've been nothing but trouble. How come you're so nice to me?"

This girl is a total psycho chick, but that's part of her charm. If toi ask me she way plus interesting than her boss, the Joker. The main reason is she's much plus human. toi can tell that, while she's crazy, actually has emotions and feelings. This made especially clear in the episode Harely's Holiday where she wants to turn over a new leaf and be good, but there are several misunderstandings.

17. Batgirl- DC Universe
 "This is important, it won't bd easy for toi to hear. But... it's about a job I took recently."
"This is important, it won't bd easy for toi to hear. But... it's about a job I took recently."

She's definitely my favori super-heroine. Some of the reasons I l’amour her, I will admit, are nostalgic reasons. Since I grew up watching the cartoon, and I always wished I could fight like Batgirl. But even today when I look at her critically, I still think she's a great character. For one thing, this girl can totally kick butt! lol. I l’amour that she's shown defeating guys that are bigger than she is, not par brute force but par out smarting them. I also like that even though she's athletic, and a fan girl of Batman, she manages to be feminine, and isn't a stereotypical tomboy. I especially l’amour the message that she sends to little girls that toi don't need superpowers to make a difference.

16. Lots-O-Huggin' Bear- Toy Story 3
 "Where's your kid now sheriff?"
"Where's your kid now sheriff?"
He's one of the few Pixar villains I love, the only other one would be Stinky Pete. And then there a few others that I find kind of cool, but don't love, like Chick-Hicks and Randall. But Lotso is amazing, he's definitely not a one dimensional villain like toi generally see with Pixar. He's got a lot depth to him, and an amazing backstory. Also I find it incredible that they were able to make a teddybear look that threatening.

15. Prince Charming & Anastasia- the Cendrillon franchise
 Charming: "I'll touch every étoile, étoile, star in the sky. So this is the miracle that I've been dreaming of..." Anastasia: "This is the real Cinderella, your true love."
Charming: "I'll touch every étoile, star in the sky. So this is the miracle that I've been dreaming of..." Anastasia: "This is the real Cinderella, your true love."

Both of these characters have a lot plus depth than people give them credit for having, and are very underrated. Starting with Charming, sadly he's often labeled the least favori Disney Prince among fans, because of how one dimensional he is in the first movie. Well in the third movie he's anything but that. He's smart, brave, athletic, and truly loves Cinderella. Also I l’amour that they gave him a sense of humor.

While Anastasia may appear to be nothing but a henchmen in the original, but she's actually quite sympathetic and complex even there. The reason being she seems to be picked on plus than the rest of the step-family. And of course in the sequels when reforms we see an amazing amount of complexity to her. I can't really describe how complex she is, so if toi want the full description I suggest toi read this link.

14.Nick Fury- Marvel universe
 “I am very real, I'm the realest person you're ever gonna meet.”
“I am very real, I'm the realest person you're ever gonna meet.”

His guy is so cool. He may not be a super complex character but he's still amazing. He's a great leader and extremely smart. Heck, he was even able to fake his own death and fool everyone! He does have kind of a tough shell, which toi would expect with everything he's been through. But, despite that, toi can tell that he genuinely cares about the Avengers.

13. Beast- Beauty and the Beast
 "...because I l’amour her."
"...because I l’amour her."

My all time favori Disney Prince! Ever since the movie was first released to theaters, I've adored him. He's very complex and has amazing character development. I just l’amour watching him go from a selfish, spoiled brat, to a Rebelle kind and caring and person and learning to l’amour someone else.

12. Candace- Phineas and Ferb
 "Today I can't imagine have better little brothers!"
"Today I can't imagine have better little brothers!"

She's definitely got the most depth of any character in Phineas and Ferb. Yeah she does has a really harsh personality, but when toi think about it it's easy to see why. I mean, the poor girl has to deal with being called a crazy liar par her own mother, who also does stand up comedy about her. Seriously? And on haut, retour au début of that she's constantly being humiliated par her boyfriend's little sister, and having to worry about her younger bothers. Yet despite having a rough personality toi can tell that she cares deeply for her family. Plus she's so fricking funny!

11. King Julien- the Madagascar franchise
 "Does this mean I'm your BFF?"
"Does this mean I'm your BFF?"

Yeah I know, he's spoiled, egocentric, stupid, selfish and mean. But, I l’amour him anyway, because he's so fricking funny! I especially l’amour him in the Penguins and Madagascar series. And I also l’amour the backstory they gave him in the series All Hail King Julien, because it explains a bit why he's got the personality he does, since the only reason he was crowned king was the curse and then his uncle tried to kill him. He's very much a jerk with a cœur, coeur of or IMO. And he does have a cœur, coeur which is shown par him saving his Friends on various occasions.

10. Launchpad McQuack- DuckTales and Darkwing canard
 “Any crash toi can walk away from is a good crash!”
“Any crash toi can walk away from is a good crash!”

This guy used to my favori DuckTales character growing up. I remember having the biggest crush on him. lol. He isn't extremely complex, but I do think he has a lot plus depth than people give credit for. He may not be very bright, but he's very kind, caring and tries to be a good friend. And shows that toi can be incompetent in some area, while being competent in others. We also find out in the episode haut, retour au début Duck that he has a sad backstory. As a teenager he crashed his plane while his family was preforming. After that he was so embarrassed that he ran away from home, and didn't see his parents for years.

9.Ursula- The Little Mermaid
 “I admit that in the past I've been a nasty... they weren't kidding when the called me, well, a witch.”
“I admit that in the past I've been a nasty... they weren't kidding when the called me, well, a witch.”

She's about as epic a villain as toi can get. She's funny, smart, sassy and pretty dang scary. She's basically everything toi could want in a good villain. Not to mention the fact that her evil plan is totally ingenious, and completely fool proof. I mean it's probably one of the best evil villain plans I've ever seen! But of course she doesn't win, since it is a Disney movie and the villain never wins in those, even though I was secretly routing for her. ;)

8. Miss Piggy- The Muppets franchise
 "Platinum belt, with an unlimited line of credit."
"Platinum belt, with an unlimited line of credit."

She's definitely not your traditional heroine par any means, and but that's part of her charm. She may not have an extremely complex personality, but it's definitely plus complex than any of the other Muppets. For one thing she has a tragic backstory, that explains why she has such a harsh personality. Also despite the fact that she stalks Kermit to the point that it gets kind of creepy, and behaves like a spoiled brat, she's shown to genuinely care him and the other Muppets. And she's also shown as being quite independent in spite of the fact that she's very man crazy.

7. Leonardo & Splinter- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
 Splinter: "All fathers care for their sons" Leonardo: " They were many, but we kick...we fought well."
Splinter: "All fathers care for their sons" Leonardo: " They were many, but we kick...we fought well."

I've loved these guys every since I was a kid, and would aways go back and forth on who my favori was, so I decided to put them together. I l’amour Leo because he's a very responsible leader and team captain but is also still a teenage boy ( despite being a turtle) with teenage problems. It's interesting to watch him juggle his roll as leader of the Ninja Turtles, with being a teen, training and with being a mutant.

Splinter is also an amazing character. He's a very wise teacher, a kind friend and an amazing father figure to the turtles. And on haut, retour au début of that, even as old as he is he can still kick butt! Heck he can even take on young men who are in great physical shape. I don't think I know of a tougher elderly character, expect maybe one, who I will be talking about about later. ;)

6. Grumpy- Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
 "Now I'm warnin' ya, don't let nobody ou nothing in the house."
"Now I'm warnin' ya, don't let nobody ou nothing in the house."

He maybe, well as his name describes him, grumpy but he's definitely got a soft heart. He's got the most depth of any character in Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, and arguably has plus depth than most Disney sidekicks. He's actually one of the few sidekicks that goes through any character development to speak of, and it's very interesting to watch IMO. And I think he's so cute. when he Snow White kisses him and he doesn't want to admit he enjoyed it.

5.Mr. Freeze/Dr. Victor Fries- DC Universe
 "I failed you. I wish there were another way for me to say it. I cannot. I can only beg your forgiveness, and pray toi hear me somehow, someplace... someplace where a warm hand waits for mine."
"I failed you. I wish there were another way for me to say it. I cannot. I can only beg your forgiveness, and pray toi hear me somehow, someplace... someplace where a warm hand waits for mine."

He's my seconde favori villain ever and my favori super-villain. I l’amour his complexity and his tragic backstory. I also l’amour that unlike so many villains he's not pure evil, and his main goal is not something greedy, like money ou world dominion. No, it's to cure his sick wife. toi can definitely tell he has a cœur, coeur par how much he loves his wife and how badly he wants to cure her. This is also montrer par the fact that he will stop himself from doing something if he believes, Nora wouldn't approve of him doing. Despite being "dead to emotions" himself, he's one of the few cartoon characters to ever make me shed a tear.

4. Goofy- Mickey souris and Friends franchise
 "You're my son, Max. No matter how big ya get you'll alway be my son."
"You're my son, Max. No matter how big ya get you'll alway be my son."

I've always thought it was interesting how Goofy is sometimes shown as a very "one-dimensional" comedy character. But other times he's shown as a plus complex father figure. When he's shown as a father figure he's par far one of favori heroes, my seconde favori hero and seconde favori fictional male to be exact. As a father, he's very loving, very heroic, and has quite a few layers to him. He's an overprotective father, but he also wants Max to be successful; and he's not real bright but is sometimes shown to be very wise in certain areas. Plus he still performs slapstick comedy and is very funny.


3. Cruella De Vil- 101 Dalmatians
 "Miserable, dahling, as usual...perfectly wretched."
"Miserable, dahling, as usual...perfectly wretched."

Well, my nom d’utilisateur ain't cruella for nothing. par now after lire through my liste toi should know that I adore villains, so it only makes sense that one would be in my haut, retour au début 3. She's definitely my favori villain ever, and one of my favori childhood characters. Part of my l’amour for her are sentimental reasons, since 101 Dalmatians was the first movie I ever saw. I've heard people say that she's a weak villain with motives, but I never saw that. Even when I take my nostalgia glasses off she's still an amazing villain. I mean she's classy, crazy, smart, funny, she's got it all. True her motives maybe a little weak, since all she wants is a dalmatian skin coat, but the length that she's willing to go to get her coat, is what makes her so amazing. I also thinks she's got a lot plus depth to her then most people think, especially in the sequel 101 Dalmatians II: Patches Londres Adventure, where we see her with nothing left.

2. Webbigail 'Webby' Vanderquack - DuckTales & Mickey souris and Friends franchise, & Minnie Mouse- Mickey souris and Friends franchise
 Webby: "We can't give up hope, it says so right here in the Jr. Woodchuck guide." Minnie: "Aw Mickey, when toi play your harmonica my cœur, coeur sings."
Webby: "We can't give up hope, it says so right here in the Jr. Woodchuck guide." Minnie: "Aw Mickey, when toi play your harmonica my cœur, coeur sings."

Well, let's start with Webby. Man for such a good character she gets way too much hate, from all sides! Feminists hate her because she's the token chick, and plays the damsel in distress, guys hate her because she's cute and girly. But in my opinion she's an amazing character with a lot of depth and layers to her, obviously not the most complex character, but still... She's a girly girl who loves adventure, and can keep up with the guys. She's also also very kind, shy, loves her family, and has an interest in animals. And probably my favori part of her personality is the fact that even though she's a little girl, she has a motherly side to her. This is shown on several occasions, like her offering to hold Scrooge's hand when he's nervous, ou offering to read to him when he's sick. All I can say is I hope they montrer plus of her in the 2017 DuckTales reboot, and that she becomes a prominent character in the Mickey souris and Friends franchise.

Moving on to Minnie. I've always loved her even though I didn't want to admit it for a long time. lol. Unfortunately she does get a lot of hate from feminists because she played the damsel in distress and was made to be Mickey's arm candy. But to me she's a very strong three dimensional character. And definitely not the one dimensional Mary Sue that she's been accused of being. She's funny, kind, smart and a wonderful friend. Also she's shy and a bit uncomfortable in her own skin, but will stand up for herself if the situation calls for it. I especially l’amour her in the TV series Minnie's Bow Toons, even though it's aimed at little girls, because there we get to see her motherly side toward her nieces, along with her engaging it some slap stick comedy.

1. Scrooge McDuck- DuckTales & Mickey souris and Friends franchise
 "...I've got all the treasure I need right here."
"...I've got all the treasure I need right here."

Dang! Where do I begin? I absolutely ADORE this guy. Yeah, I know he's flawed. He's stingy, greedy, grumpy, and has plenty of mean moments. But, so what? Those flaws make him human...er...duck. And having a perfect, flawless hero would be boring. And we definetly know that he loves his nephews and Webby a lot plus than his money, considering the fact that his two biggest fears were losing them, and that they only loved him for his money. Not to mention all the times he's abandoned treasure hunts to save the children. And in my opinion, a lot of the times he's been accused of being greedy are very illegitimate. Like people have accused him of being greedy because he doesn't pay gyro and Launchpad a lot. Well it's actually pretty generous of him to keep them around at all, considering the fact that Gyro's intentions are weird and almost always fail, and Launchpad is so bad at landing. He's not going to throw money at them that they haven't earned, but he also doesn't want his Friends to be out of the job. I don't think toi can get plus complex than this guy. He may appear to be nothing but a grumpy old man on the surface, but he's got a ton of depth to him, plus you've gotta admit he's in great shape for his age.
Look guys, I'm really sorry about how I overreacted to Fanpop's many changes earlier. I was just angry that my computer was slow, and I overreacted. For that I'm really sorry.


XxKeithHarkinxX, I'm especially sorry to you. I know we've had a few disagreements here and there, but this pushed me to my limit, and again, I overreacted because nobody would listen to me about my computer issues. I want to just patch up the hole and be friends. If toi don't, that's cool, just know that I'm sorry.

I'm also sorry to Fanpop.... I wouldn't give the new format a chance. I hope my apology can pay for everyone...
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I never thought i would end up like this.Alone dying and not being able to care for my brother.Running away from gaurds into the alley ou our so called home.We never left the city border but my brother dreams of it when he grows up so he can care for me."Brother it's ok"I a dit giving him half of the warm soft loaf of bread.My brothers hand shook while he reachout ands grabbed the pain and slowly nibbled every last piece of it.As he and i listed the reasons why would should go to heaven and so far we came up with one reason hat both of us were suffering with."Dear god keep us alive for at least...
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posted by XxKeithHarkinxX
6:48pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Yo.
6:49pmjnrm:
suppers!
6:49pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Being depressed
6:50pmjnrm:
fun times, i can tell from yur roblox stats
6:51pm
dude! i found some really cute clothes on roblox!
6:52pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
give meh da link
6:53pmjnrm:
Well a few of the shirts are cute i guess link
i like the cœur, coeur one with suspenders
6:54pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
i buy her clotehs all teh time XD
6:54pmjnrm:
Oh XD Lol
6:54pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Eeeeeyup
6:59pmjnrm:
do toi know anyone that has my style?
6:59pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
besides me //killed
6:59pmjnrm:
kk
7:00pm
thx
7:00pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
anytime.
7:00pmjnrm:
i cant find them on...
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posted by LizzyTheCat
Hold on to me, l’amour
You know I can't stay long
All I wanted to say was
I l’amour toi and I'm not afraid, oh

Can toi hear me?
Can toi feel me in your arms?

Holding my last breath
Safe inside myself
Are all my thoughts of toi
Sweet raptured light, it ends here tonight

I'll miss the winter
A world of fragile things
Look for me in the white forest
Hiding in a hollow arbre
(Come and find me)

I know toi hear me
I can taste it in your tears

Holding my last breath
Safe inside myself
Are all my thoughts of toi
Sweet raptured light, it ends here tonight

Closing your eyes to disappear
You pray your dreams...
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posted by sakurahanazono
1.) Start saying the questions really loudly and if they try to tell toi to be quite say "shhh this is a test toi know, gosh!"

2.) In a maths test start whispering aléatoire numbers to the person suivant to toi and then when the teacher tells toi off say "They made me give them the réponses ou they a dit they'd kill me!" Then glare at them.

3.) Laugh hysterically and when people stare at toi say "What are toi lookin at!" ou "Stop trying to copy my answers!"

4.) Get on haut, retour au début of the table, tableau and start doing the macarena.

5.) After you've wrote your name on the test, start screaming and when the teacher comes over and asks whats wrong say "How does the test know what my name is! Have toi been spying on me and teling it everything!"
"Where is Maybelle?"Alicia asked.
"I don't-"I was cut off
"Help!Help me!I need help!Please!!"A familiar voice begged.
"MAYBELLE!"we all a dit in unison.
We followed the voice into a huge hut.
"Maybelle!Where are you?"I asked.
I ran as fast as I could.I couldn't wait for them to catch up.I saw a door with a small window.I looked in and saw Ariana.When she turned back,I ran back.
"Help!Help me!Help m-MM!MUHH!MMMMMHHH!"Maybelle yelled.
I ran to the door Maybelle and Ariana were in.I knocked on the door,got out my sword,and waited for Ariana to come out.
"What?Wh-AH!"She said.
"You said,you'd leave my friends...
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posted by tokidoki123
There's a place in my mind
No one knows where it hides
And my fantaisie is flying
It's a château in the sky

It's a world of our past
Where the legend still lasts
And the king wears the crown
But the magic spell is law

Take your sword and your shield
There's a battle on the field
You're a knight and you're right
So with dragons now you'll fight

And my fancy is flying
It's a château in the sky
ou there's nothing out there
These are castles in the air

Fairytales live in me
Fables coming from my memory
fantaisie is not a crime
Find your château in the sky

You've got the key
Of the kingdom of the clouds
Open the door
Leaving back your doubts

You've got the power
To live another childhood
So ride the wind
That leads toi to the moon 'cause..."
Sarah couldn't make a noise.Ariana ran to the little girl.Sarah got a grip on the sticks.When she stopped the little girl.Sarah stabbed Ariana in the back."OOOOWWWW!!WHAT THE HECK toi LITTLE IDIOT!"She yelled.She dropped to her knees.I picked up the little girl,which was crying."It's okay.Let's get toi to your mommy."Her mom was crying too."Here's your daughter."Sarah said."THANK YOU!THANK YOU!"The mom a dit and cheered.
Sarah walked back.
"SARAH!Oh my gosh!"Alicia a dit and she hugged her.
"That was amazing."Maybelle said.
"Guys!Focus!The stone."Sarah said.They got out and ran."Oh no!The Rights!That's...
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It was The night of Scarlett's sleepover,The guests arrived quickly.
S:Hey!Chloe and Nancy are already here,Penny.
P:Okay,Um...Where do I put my sleeping bag?
S:Anywhere.
M:Bye Honey!I gotta go to work!
S:Bye mom!
N:Can we play 'Truth ou Dare'?
S:Don't see why not.
Scarlett got a oreiller and put it in her lap.
N:Okay,Chloe!Truth ou dare?
C:Truth.
N:Okay,WHATS MY MIDDLE NAME?
C:Shannon.
N:WRONG!I DON'T HAVE ONE!!!HA!TRICK QUESTION!
C:Grrr.Okay.Penny,Truth ou dare?
P:Dare!
C:Alright,I dare toi to...Name ONE Scary movie you've watched!
P:Oh...Well....lets see...(gulp)...HARRY POTTER!
S:As much as we hate him....Doesn't...
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1. Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter livres and/or movies.

2. Say they look like a Harry Potter character of the opposite gender.

3. Quote Dobby.

4. Hog the computer 24/7 while logged onto MuggleNet.

5. Read out loud to them whenever they can't get away from toi (Example: When in a car ou an elevator). If toi don't have a book with you, recite from memory.

6. Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their birthday and Christmas and demand that they keep it and treasure it forever.

7. Rewrite their favori song with Harry Potter lyrics and sing it constantly.

8. Crowd their inbox...
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What women should tell men...but don't

1. The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.

2. The suivant time toi and your buddies make jokes about armed women in combat, take a vote to see which of toi successfully aim at the toilet rim.

3. If we're watching football with toi - it's not bonding - it's their butts.

4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever toi have to say after the movie.

5. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.

6. Please don't drive when you're not driving.

7. If toi were really looking for an honest answer, you...
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posted by karpach_14
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.

"Betty, I was wondering -- have toi ever cheated on me?"

"Oh Jack, why would toi ask such a question now? toi don't want to ask that question..."

"Yes, Betty, I really want to know. Please."

"Well, all right. Yes, 3 times."

"Three? When were they?"

"Well, Jack, remember when toi were 35 years old and toi really wanted to start the business on your own and no bank would give toi a loan? Remember how one jour the bank president himself came over to the house and signed the loan papers, no questions asked?"

"Oh, Betty, toi did that for me!...
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posted by karpach_14
A
is for Arteries.
You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for toi toi twit she was only after your money and could have donné a shit about you.

B
is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then DIE!!

C
is for Call ya later.She won't. She never has before.

D
is for Dumped. Does D need to be explained?

E
is for Eating like a pig. Remember when...
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posted by smileypop9
I found this on www.funny.com, and it's kinda hilarious!! Can toi guess whose and what job it is?


You think your job sucks? Let me tell toi about the people I work with.
First, there's this supermodel wanna-be chick. Ok, I'll admit, she's pretty hot, but damn she is completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair ou putting on her makeup. She is extremely self centered and never considers the needs of anyone other than herself. She is dumber than a box of rocks and I find it surprising that she has enough brain power to breathe.
The suivant chick is exactly the opposite- she might even...
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posted by coolkatstar
I found this on the internet :P

part I
Everybody who has a dog calls it "Rover" ou "Boy"; I called mine "Sex". Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the city hall to renew his license, I told the clerk I wanted to have a license for Sex. He a dit "I'd like to have one too." Then I a dit "But this is a dog". He a dit he didn't care want she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He a dit I must have been quite a kid.

Then when I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk I wanted a room for...
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posted by invadercalliope
CAALLIIOOPPEE CHHAANNEELL!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's me your host Invader Calliope ^^
Can toi believe were already on our ninth episode!
TIME SURE FLIES!Welcome to another happy episode of Calliope Channel! Well today were gonna bring another character out! And it's.....Lardnard!
Invader Calliope:SO COME OUT!
Lardnard:Oh *falls*
Invader Calliope:You sound like some nerdy turtle.
Lardnard:Well umm i'm here.
Invader Calliope:FINALLY THINGS ARE PICKING UP AROUND HERE!
Lardnard:Yeah!
Invader Calliope:Yeah.That's how toi respond.
Lardnard:Umm is there a problem.
Invader Calliope:Ohhh nothing! Oh NO WERE OUTTA TIME BYE ME!
The End!
posted by invadercalliope
Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Sweet little bumble bee I know what toi want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble bee plus than just a fantasy
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da

My cœur, coeur skips a beat
When toi walk in the room
I go boom boom boom
You go zoom zoom zoom
You're my playboy, playtoy
Love and my friend
I wanna be with toi until the end

I give my cœur, coeur and my soul to you
To make toi see its true
Im so confused, baby, cant toi see
Please come rescue me

Sweet little bumble bee I know what toi want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble...
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posted by invadercalliope
CAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOPPPEEEE
CHHHAAAAAANNNNNNNEEEEELLLL!
Hia everyone I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
TIME FOR THE SIX EPISODE OF CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I hope toi are getting use to this montrer cuz I am!
Well todays specail guest is......Angry monkey!
Angry Monkey:Gir
Invader Calliope:Did toi say something!
Angry Monkey:Uh nothing s-sorry.
Invader Calliope:Well it looks like the Angry Monkey is'nt use to interviews!He must be nervous because of all the people watching!
Angry Monkey:*scared*
Invader Calliope:So anyway wait we are all outta time well BYE EVERYONE!I hope toi enjoy the picture!
The End!
posted by invadercalliope
CCAALLIIOOPPEE
CCHHAANNEEL!
HIA EVERYONE WELCOME TO CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS NICE TO SEE toi AGAIN!
I WILL BE GIVING toi 120 PERCENT!
TODAYS SPECAIL GUEST étoile, star IS....
Dib:DIIIB!
Invader Calliope:HEY!
Dib:What?
Invader Calliope: DON'T toi EVER CUT ME OFF AGAIN!
Dib:I'M SORRY!
Invader Calliope:THIS IS'NT KIDS PLAY! SO toi BETTER HANDLE YOUR SELF ou I WILL MAKE SURE YOUR OFF INVADER ZIM!
Dib:I'm sorry! I'm really very sorry!
Invader Calliope:Ok because Dib was so horrible I will end the montrer earlyer!Bye!
The End
posted by invadercalliope
Today i am going to make up a crazy story about me going to the beach!
Characters:
Me::InvaderCalliope*
InvaderGore: *my sister*
Mom: *my mother*
Dad: *My dad*
Brother: *my brother*
Gus: *my ferret*
Time to start!
*At home*
InvaderCalliope:*reading manga*
InvaderGore:*watching tv*
Gus:*sleeping*
Mom:KIDS WE ARE GOING TO THE BEACH!
Dad:what about me
Mom:Sorry but your staying accueil and watching the fish!
Gus:YAY I'M GOING!
InvaderCalliope:Well this will be intresting.
InvaderGore:What are we riding?
Mom:WE ARE GOING par TRAIN!
Everyone elese:O_O
InvaderCalliope:Why don't we just go par car.
Mom:BECAUSE I DON'T WANNA GO BYE CAR!
InvaderCalliope: Ok,Ok
On Train
Now at the beach!
InvaderGore:Were finally here!
InvaderCalliope:Let's have some fun!
Gus:YEAH!
The End!