aléatoire Article: why just WHY

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posted by Dreamtime

toi make good Friends on fanpop but unfortunately some just leave because they got bored of it!!!
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well, let me tell toi something
did toi forget about the good times we spent?
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i don't care if toi get online even for 10 minutes just don't disappear forever
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is that too much to ask?
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don't give me excuses about being busy
everybody gets busy man, it won't kill toi to find free time for your friends?
it really sucks to be Friends with someone for a long time
then they stop caring...

don't be that person.

cocogirl1, maypop7 and 5 others like this

zanhar1 I take it that a user you were close to left? I had that happen with a number of people.

Dreamtime no not just one user actually same answer as you

tamore Don't get hung up on it. Very few people last in your life. You'll meet new friends who will value you better.

Riku114 Oh I know that feeling as well. Honestly though, I havent had to deal with it lately since I found myself in a good stable and devoted group, but before I was part of it so many people came and went. Its hard and seems to happen to everyone whos been on this website for more than a year really. Well if anyone left lately, heres a pat on the back *pats your back*

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The first rendez-vous amoureux, rendez-vous amoureux, date

posted by penguin098

Congratulations. You’ve worked up the nerve to ask the girl out and she a dit yes. You’ve convinced her you’re worth a shot. It is the night of your first rendez-vous amoureux, date and you’re terrified of messing up. You’re not sure how to impress the girl. Well, thankfully you’ve found this guide, written par me, a girl.

Step one: Before
•Clean up before hand, no one wants a guy with greasy hair and an unappealing smell
•Don’t put on too much cologne. A little bit is fine but a lot quickly becomes repulsive. A tip: any amount of “Ax” is too much
•Come up with some ideas for conversations to smooth...

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Life Flashes before My Eyes.Chapter 1

posted by adaug

I just turned 20.My Fiance and me were getting married,til IT happened.
4:07 P.M. I walked down the aisle.My sister holding the end of my dress.My niece spread red fleur petals all over the floor.
Every now and then,I'd worry.What if he wasn't the one?What if this was a mistake?But I remembered what momma told me;
"No matter what he does,remember to l’amour your enemies."So the papillons flew away from my stomach.
When he turned his head.A small,tiny tear sprung from his eye.
Finally when the preacher said;"Do you,Nanette,take Johnathan to be your husband?"I couldn't quite hear him."I do."I said.A...

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Are toi Afraid Of This?(Chapter 3)

posted by adaug

After that...
S:Lets watch a scary movie!!!
Everyone:YEAH!
S:(Flips channels)Here...
95 minutes later
C:My...God.(Pants)
P:(Falls over)
N:HELP ME JESUS!!
S:You guys never seen this one?I've seen it a hundred times!
C:My FLIPPING EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then a sound came
???:(Foot steps)
S:ETHAN!!!SHUT UP!
E:What?
C:That wasn't you?
E:That wasn't me what?
Everyone:HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!
E:WHAT!!!????
S:That sound!
E:I didn't hear anything.
N:Maybe it was just our imagination
Everyone:Yeah...
Then that sound came again,No body did anything.
The sound came again...Louder.
P:NOT OUR IMAGINATION!!!
Screams rose from that room
E:SHUT UP!!!
They we're all frightened.They called the police...the line died after they a dit ten words.

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Slander Mawn!

posted by MarMar_XigLux

Holy Pooping Skeletons! Guys, I don't know how I survived, but I did, and now I am here to tell toi guys about my encounter with the Slander Mawn.
It all started when me and my friends..Okay I don't have friends..Well me and my..Myself were Trick ou Treating in Halloween. "Awesome! I hope I get Candeh!" I said. "Me too!" a dit myself. I was dressed as a éléphant and myself was dressed as nothing. "Hey myself, I dare I can go into that scary Forest that most likely contains loups garous and Sparkly vampires with underage girls!" I said. "Lololo -- toi just dared yourself!" a dit myself. "I accept!" a dit yourself. Yourself, myself and I entered the Forest and walked and stuff and it was dark and scary.

"Maybe I should head back.." a dit myself.

"And lose the dare? NO WAY!" a dit yourself.

"Um, guys I think I saw something!" I said.

Then a tall guy came and we died so much than we went to Heaven and came back as Ghosts.

SPREAD THE WURD! :D

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She a dit to me "that's why I don't friend"

posted by ShiningsTar542

How is friendship important when it's over once it starts?

"I was an active student in college, and I was really happy that I could get others' respects, as well as the teachers'. That made me get work office to montrer my activity in of my college. Yeah, that was the bright side. But the dark side was that I was unable to attend my classes, and I badly had to find someone that records my lectures and notes the lessons. And here the problem was, even though, I'm an active student, there was none to note them for me. Nor a friend. I had to handle that par myself for a period and that was as hard...

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Friend ship is powerful part one

posted by Misharrypotter

Note Im Savannah your seeing it thur her eyes be note they may be bad grammer and spelling oh and she's in a wheelchair too

'' Get up now'' I her my mum yelling from down stairs. '' I'm up I been up a while I got dressed '' I a dit in return '' I don't care if your dressed ou not get up and fry this bacon for your sister and your brother'' she says qutie rudely. I'm use to this stuff I have to take care of my older brother and sister and yet I'm the youngest and in a wheelchair your on my crunshs. I down stairs to fry the bacon I get the in time to turn it before it burns. Maybe this an my...

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How to get a best answer on this club (or maybe others)

posted by xoPixie-Popxo

From many months of being here on Fanpop, I have only recieved 3 best answers. Hey, I'm still livin'! Don't fret if toi never got a best answer, just simply drink lait out of a coconut, sit back and relax on a nice couch, and listen to my soothing words. Ok, I'm gonna shut up now and just talk about best answers.

1. Sometimes, don't actually do the the question might say to do. Dig deeper into it, deeper, deeper, DEEPER...ok, maybe your confused. I'll give an example:
Question: Why does everyone hate on Nickelback?
My answer: Because they don't have any nickels on their backs. Liars.
Get it now?...

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The Forbidden l’amour (part3) Boyfriend Still Not Excepted

posted by Musiclover456

Minuets after the ritual the door cloche, bell rang "and who mite that be?" Miki went to answer the door to see that it was a boy who she had a meeting with his name Edgar J.C. Ashenbert. "I'm looking for Lady Mikio Anabelle Phantomhive Mochizuki" "your looking at her and plus never call me Anabelle Phantomhive" "why?" "because i always have been and always will be known as Miki,Miku,Mikio,and plus but never Anabelle" Edgar came in and sat down on the canapé Miki sat down suivant to him and they began to laugh and giggle and had no problems unlike with Hei "so do i have competition ou not?" Edgar said...

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19 Ways To Be Offensive At a Funeral

posted by TeamSongz4eva

**I got this from the internet again but i do not see why toi would want to be offensive at a funeral..but anywho this reminds me of Death At A Funerla^^**

1.Tell the widow that the deceased's last wish was that she have sex with you.

2.Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until toi find your contact lens.

3.Punch the body and tell people he hit toi first.

4.Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.

5.Ask someont to take a snapshot of toi shaking hands with the deceased.

6.At the cemetary, play taps on a kazoo.

7.Walk around telling people that you've seen the will and they're...

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A stupid story to read

posted by moolah

Isaleia stepped stupidly out into the upset sunshine, and admired Jason's leg. "Ah," she sighed, "That's an angry sight."

Jason climbed off the cell phone and walked idioticly across the herbe to greet his lover. Isaleia patted Jason on the wrist and then tried to throw him lovingly, but without success.

"That's all right," Jason said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not terrible," Isaleia. "Not as terrible as the time we threw in a trench."

Jason nodded huskily. "We were yucky back in those days."

"Our arms were younger, and we had a lot plus fun with them," Isaleia said. "Everything seems...

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Science Class II

posted by TDIlover226

I link wrote about my aléatoire and creepy class mates in my science class. I wrote down what they a dit today in my notebook today.
Their randomness is the result of the 15 minutes of talking that we get before each class ends.
We're in 2nd hour, so par then we've gotten very bored with our day, crave lunch, have to pee (8D) so we distract ourselfs par saying the most aléatoire things that we can think about until the cloche, bell rings.

Lunneman = The science teacher. He'll be retiring suivant year. toi can definitely tell why.

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James: *Walks in after being...

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HOW TO STRENGTHEN YOUR NAILS?

posted by ShiningsTar542

If toi like to always have your nails looking good, we are sure that toi feel frustrated when they chip and break.

If toi want to know how to get stronger nails, then pay attention to these useful tips. They work!

File your nails: Every week toi need to file toi nails. Why? Because when toi file your nails your body receives the message that it is time to regenerate your nails again. When this happens, the nail comes through stronger and in this way, will last longer.

Don't use too much polish: At least a couple of days a week go without polish and give your nails time to breathe.

Don't paint straight on the nail: Before painting your nails, use one manteau of clear nail protecter first. This will help strengthen your nails and give them needed nutrients.

Oil: Use almond, baby ou olive oil on your nails after toi have removed polish. You'll see how healthy this makes your nails!

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3 nurses play jokes on a doctor

posted by jessicamc26

Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for. Later in the day, they all got together on break and discussed what they had done to the doctor. The first nurse said, "I put cotton in his stethoscope so he couldn't hear. The seconde nurse said, "Well, I did worse than that. I poked holes in all his condoms. The third nurse fainted.***************
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weirdness from inside my mind

posted by orangeturnip

weirdness from inside my mind

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its nice to see the rIsing sun
its nice to stay up Late
i like the sound of a hOover
i dont like the word Vegan
nobody likes my fEet
i like red except when itS blood on My sheet
this world is so rAndom
but i Like it that way
Lemons are sour
your Brain is sO frazzled
nOBody a dit it Would be easy
I am noT a Hairy monster
Bann the bomb
I like that saying
i like Goats
Not as much as frogs
sInging is good
i think: Praying is worthless
pandas are cute
Legs are funny
mEn think im weird
So do women.

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How to Say No Without Feeling Guilty!!!!!!

posted by jodith

Ok..i know some of us ou most of us say NO then we feel guilty 4 sayin' it..well that happens..well her some conseil 4 saying No w/felling guilty:

*Are toi chronically overcommitted? Rushing from one task to another,
with no time for yourself? The key is to have a strong vision of what
you want to say yes to. Then you'll feel far plus confident saying no.

1-Decide which activities toi truly love. If toi stay focused on those things, then the suivant time toi are asked to volunteer ou get involved in a time-consuming activity, just check in. If the request takes toi too far from what toi are already...

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canada!!! ( if your not canadian toi wont get the joke.)

posted by huugh

One day, two american tourists were driving through Nova Scotia, argueing about the name of the town. Finally, assuming neither of them were right, they decided to stop and have something to eat for lunch. When they got into the restraunt, the waitress asked them if they were ready to order. Yeah, but first could toi pronounce the name of where we are,veeerryyy slllooowwwlllyy? a dit the wife, smiling. Of course, the waitress said, noticing the two were american.

Tiiiiiimmmmmm Hooooorrrrrttttoooonnnnsss.

Hope that made toi laugh.

Here are 2 aléatoire facts:
They don't sell Smarties ou Shreddies in America.
They dont have Walmart in America.

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Story of a Vampire girl ch 2

posted by Fangirl99

Chapter 2:the mysterious sign

Vanessa Colorado of Waysway school was going to her locker to get her stupid homework. She was tried,in pain,and achy. She thought it was just a cold,but it was a lot worse than she knew. “oh,look who the cat dragged in,”said Susan,the meanest chic in school.

“shut up,ok?”Vanessa a dit sternly. “im in a really bad mood.”

“why? Cause toi realized your having a bad hair day?”katie asked. the 3 laughed.

“hey!leave her alone!”called out kylie,who was walknig to her locker.

“oh,look,im so scared,what are toi gonna do about it?”taunted susan.

“thats...

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Mysterious l’amour chapter 6

posted by lilred96

Mysterious love
-chapter six-

As we walked down the hall he looked like he wanted too say something but he didnt.
So I said"Is there somthing wrong,do I look bad ou somthing?"
no toi look beautiful dont ever think toi are not the prettyest thing in the world" He said
"I am sorry." He said...

"For what mathew?"I said
"For upsetting you." "You didnt dont worry" I said

By then we had reached the art room when the teacher a dit "Class toi will need a piece of paper."
We both sat down in our seats and took out a piece of paper and then the teacher a dit "I want toi to draw what ever toi feel in your heart.What...

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Cat and dog

added by tanyya

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Karate ^^ Karate ^^

added by nosidda3spera