(From Shovel Knight)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYY!!!!!!!!!! PLAGUE KNIGHT..... V.S! TREASURE KNIIIIIIIGHT!

BEGIN!

Plague Knight: Explosions and toxin, boom hehehe!
I'm about to kick your ass, as toi can see
I make potions and poison, and I spread the plague
toi can't touch this b**ch, turn now and walk away

I live in solitude, my soul dismantled
Your something I'd find on the discovery channel
I don't have much armor, but I'm faster than you, big chest!
And I take special hits so well, it's like I'm wearing an assault vest!

Treasure Knight: Who the hell sent me this pathetic blob?
toi should never send a souris to do a mans job
I got armor so thick toi won't even dent me
And although I déplacer slow, I'm a f**king tank peewee

Your a 2 an old who likes to disappear
I'm a ancient battling pirate buccaneer
Kicking your cul, ass man, it's my freaking duty
From the start of this battle I've been kicking your booty

Plague Knight: toi think toi have swag? That's my middle name!
toi couldn't even see me, I've already won the game!
It's people like toi who are just so fat
Getting everything toi want. but crying like a brat

I déplacer 50 times faster than Sonic the goddamn hedgehog
toi déplacer slower than a tortue in a fog
Thinking toi could beat me, it was always a dream
Just admit it, you'll always fall into my schemes

Treasure Knight: Au Contraire, senior dumb b**ch
I'm the boss here, you're just a forgotten glitch
toi déplacer like your drunk, and your frail as hell
I could use toi for f**king hair gel

I'm a bad-ass, sailing the seven seas
Your just a little kid, afraid of getting stung par bees
But enough of your babbling, pathetic pushover
This battle is done, game over.

WHO WON!?
WHO'S NEXT!?
toi DECIDE!