A lighter? We’re going to need a flame-thrower to light up your candles.
Actually, I wanted to get toi something super great, super terrific, unique and beautiful for your birthday, but I don’t fit into the envelope.
Age is a high price to pay for maturity.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If toi don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life a dit Kitty Collins. Be glad you’re doing it gracefully.
An old fart is as good as a new one….
(written in real small text). You’re not old until toi can’t read this écriture any more.
You’re older. You’re wiser. You’re sophisticated. You’re far too mature to be concerned with material things like presents.
Celebration time: Happy birthday, toi old bag!
Come on, don’t be like this. toi have survived this year. Although you’re older, trust me it’s better than the alternative.
Congratulations on your birthday! Remember: Today, no sex! Because toi need all your energy to blow out the candles!
Count your blessings, not your wrinkles.
It’s your birthday, and I must say, toi certainly take the cake! And the ice cream. And all the rest of the snacks. Slow down and save some for the rest of us!
Don’t feel uncomfortable about your age. We will all one jour get as old as toi are.
Don’t forget to wear your birthday suit….but check it for wrinkles first!
Don’t forget to wear your sunglasses when the cake is served. Happy birthday.
Don’t think of it as getting older, think of it as becoming a classic.
Enjoy your birthday cake today since tomorrow we’ll return to judging toi based on every single morsel toi ingest.
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Forget about the past, toi can’t change it, forget about the future, toi can’t predict it, forget about the present, I didn’t get toi one!
Forget your past, it’s already done. Forget your present, too; because I forgot.
Friends may come and go, but birthdays just accumulate.
George Carlin a dit that. Don’t ask me what it means. toi wanted something unique for your birthday, toi got it.
Growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional.
Happiness is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only toi can feel its warmth. And that’s what toi feel today. Happy Birthday.
Happy Birthday on your very special day, I hope that toi don’t die before toi eat your cake. You’re another an older and another an wiser. So put your brain to work and figure out there isn’t no gift for you.
Most populaire Birthday Wishes
Happy birthday to a man who is really younger than he looks.
Happy birthday to a person who is smart, good looking, and funny and reminds me a lot of myself.
Happy birthday to you. toi live in a zoo. toi look like a monkey. And toi smell like one too
Happy Birthday! It’s about time toi start jouer la comédie like your real age.
Happy birthday to toi videos
Happy Birthday! The inevitable came a an closer.
Happy Birthday! toi look fine for a person who is par one an closer to death.
Happy Birthday! You’re one an closer to your death day.
Happy Birthday, but what’s your secret; a time machine ou something.
Happy Birthday, you’re not getting older you’re just a little closer to death.
Happy Birthday. I promise I won’t tell how old toi really are!
Birthday Greeting Cards
Have fun as much as toi can, but not too much, because toi are in a vulnerable age.
Have toi ever try to get yourself in a fridge and see what happens? It’s ok toi can light up all your candles now? we all have a glass of water in our hands.
Hmm … I do not know why, but I had a strong urge to send toi a text message! But why? I know! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Hoping that toi can find all the strength and courage needed… to blow all of the candles out.
Hoping toi dance the night away ou at least watch other people dance late into the night, ou at least stay awake…
I didn’t forget your birthday. I just forgot today’s date!
I figured out, what’s the most difficult thing to do. I think it’s the counting of your wrinkles. It’s impossible to find one.
I think we’re going to need a bigger cake to fit all your candles.
I wanted to give toi something unique, grand and loving on your birthday! But I just did not fit on the screen!
I was trying to think of what to get toi for your birthday but nothing came to mind.
I wish toi all the best, for another 100 years here on earth!
I’m at an age when my back goes out plus than I do.
200 Birthday Wishes
I’m just here for the cake.
I’m not going to make any age related jokes, because in fact I feel a little pity about how old toi are.
If someone comes up with the idea to call toi old: then hit him with your stick and throw him your teeth! Happy Birthday!
If toi want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people.
I’ll always think of toi as someone older than me. Happy Birthday.
toi must have one of the best plastic surgeons. There is no other explanation.
Creative Ways to Say Happy Birthday
toi recognize the fact that you’re getting older when the candles cost plus than the birthday cake.
toi think toi are old? You’re not old… toi were old last year, this an you’re ancient.
toi think you’re something special because it’s your birthday today? You’re something special every day!
toi would have loved the gift I didn’t bother getting you.
You’re birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar.. Yung No Mo
You’re not 40, you’re eighteen with 22 years of experience!
You’re so old when toi look at your birth certificate it a dit expired
You’re a hard person to boutique for, so I didn’t get toi anything. Happy birthday.
You’re not forty; you’re eighteen with twenty two years of experience.
You’re not getting older. You’re just a little closer to dying! Happy anniversary of your umbilical cord separation.
