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posted by GDragon612
If toi have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, toi have $1.19. toi also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.

President Kennedy was the fastest aléatoire speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had.

It is believed that Shakespeare was 46 around the time that the King James Version of the Bible was written. In Psalms 46, the 46th word from the first word is shake and the 46th word from the last word is spear.

Karaoke means "empty orchestra" in Japanese.

When toi die your hair still grows for a couple of months.

There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.

The sound of E.T. walking was made par someone squishing her hands in jelly.

The pancreas produces Insulin.

A skunk's smell can be detected par a human a mile away.

The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache.

Mario, of Super Mario Bros. fame, appeared in the 1981 arcade game, Donkey Kong. His original name was Jumpman, but was changed to Mario to honor the Nintendo of America's landlord, Mario Segali.

Elephants are the only mammals that can't jump.

American car horns beep in the tone of F.

Police chiens are trained to react to commands in a foreign language; commonly German but plus recently Hungarian.

toi burn plus calories sleeping than toi do watching TV.

chats can hear ultrasound.
We all know what rednecks in 'Murica do best, partying, drinking and being stupid as fuck, but this might surprise you.

Sources close to the death investigation say it's likely Shain died from carbon monoxide poisoning.

"Buckwild" étoile, star Shain Gandee was found dead in a vehicle in West Virginia this morning ... 31 hours after the 21-year-old MTV reality étoile, star had been reported missing, this according to law enforcement.

According to officials, Gandee, his 48-year-old uncle David Gandee, and a third unidentified body were discovered dead in the vehicle in Sissonville, West Virginia. There was no sign...
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It's best if toi say your opinion

Xbox 360 ou ps3? (Xbox)

Twilight ou Harry Potter? (duh Harry Potter)

Is metal good music? (Of course it is!)

What do toi think of Justin Beiber? ou One Direction? or... um... The Jonas Brothers? (They all suck)

Nintendo ou Sega? (Niiiinnteendooo)

Should gays have rights? (NEVER!)

Should cannabis be legalized? (No Doubt)

Should America have better gun control? (yes)

Should animaux have rights? (yep)

Halo ou COD? (Halo)

Is pokemon childish? (no)

Facebook ou twitter? (Facebook)


AND NOW THE ULTIMATE WAY TO START ARGUMENTS ONLINE:

étoile, star wars ou trek which is better? (STAR WARS!)
posted by Nein-Nein
The Flying Dutchman is a legendary ghost ship that can never make port, doomed to sail the oceans forever. It probably originates from 17th-century nautical folklore. The oldest extant version dates to the late 18th century.
Sightings in the 19th and 20th centuries reported the ship to be glowing with ghostly light. If hailed par another ship, the crew of the Flying Dutchman will try to send messages to land, ou to people long dead. In ocean lore, the sight of this phantom ship is a portent of doom
The ship was sailing around the Cape of Good Hope (the southern tip of Africa) when it encountered...
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posted by Nein-Nein
 Reszo Seress, who wrote Gloomy Sunday
Reszo Seress, who wrote Gloomy Sunday
In December, 1932, a down and out Hungarian named Reszo Seress was trying to make a living as a songwriter in Paris, but kept failing miserably. All of his compositions failed to impress the musique publishers of France, but Seress carried on chasing his dream nevertheless. He was determined to become an internationally famous songwriter. His girlfriend had constant rows with him over the insecurity of his ambitious life. She urged him to get a full-time 9 to 5 job, but Seress was uncompromising. He told her he was to be a songwriter ou a hobo, and that was that.

One afternoon, things finally...
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posted by fanizzle
My fuckin Little poney be a funky-ass brand of plastic ponies produced since 1983 par tha toy manufacturer Hasbro. Marketed primarily ta hoes, tha ponies feature colorful bodies n' manes n' a unique symbol on one and both sidez of they flanks, referred ta up in tha two most récent generations as "cutie marks". My fuckin lil poney was again revamped up in tha mid-2000z wit freshly smoked up n' mo' modern looks ta appeal ta a whole freshly smoked up market.
Followin tha original gangsta My fuckin Pretty poney toy, introduced up in 1981, My fuckin Little poney was launched up in 1983 n' tha line became ghettofab durin tha 1980s. Da original gangsta toy line ran from 1983 ta 1995 (1992 up in tha US), n' inspired animated specials, a animated feature length film n' three animated televizzle series.
Da toy line had a lata release up in Japan, par Takara up in tha '80s durin Generation 1, n' par Takara Tomy up in 2006 fo' a period of time.
Ok I noticed a lot of articles about things guys should know about girls. Well half that stuff would make tomboys/skaters like me coup de poing themselves. Well here's some aléatoire useful stuff
1) do not ever call us "cute" names in front of our friends. Like calling us babe ou something is ok, but think about what we can't call toi par your friends.

2) if we're your best Friends and toi go out with a hyper girly girl, we only pretend to be happy for you.

3) if toi go out with another tomboy ou skater ou emo, there's a good chance we are happy for you, but we secretly want toi plus than toi know.

4) we don't...
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posted by Irk_Invader_Eve
AGONY
I am here. I am everywhere
Every place you've been I have waited
Every face you've seen I have worn
I have not one name but thousands
I come on the wings of an epidemic
Of a massacre
A lone scream in the night
Announced par the distant thunder of a war
or the bleat of the slaughtered calf
I visit the dying in their burning skin
Devour the bodies of the sick
I crush the hearts of the hopeful as I dance on the backs of the weak
Your greatest fears are my delight
With your cries toi invite me in
I am the betrayal toi could not have seen
The killer toi thought toi knew
One jour I will be your mother ou your...
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This is my haut, retour au début 14 fave sayings and citations :) Enjoy xx

14. toi got to swim out of your comfort zone to catch the wave thats going to change your life -Unknown
13.Sometimes your knight in shining armour, is just an idiot wrapped in tin foil -Unknown
12."God heals and the doctors takes the fee" -Unknown
11.Ever notice that "what the hell" is always the right decision -Marilyn Monroe
10.Remember the days when la mûre, blackberry and pomme where just fruit -Unknown
9.When guys get jealous, its kinda cute. When girls get jealous, World War 3 is about to start -Unknown
8.You know youre in l’amour when toi cant fall...
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Snowfall_______________________________________________________
People Key
Apolla=Goku Gaden=Vegeta Kelvin=Piccolo Leonzio=Yamcha Pablo=Dende Yajira=Bulma
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~~ =Memories
The snow, it glittered like delicate diamonds against the night sky. The ocean, it roared like an ever persistent beast unable to rest, crashing in waves upon waves against the rock. And the sky, oh the sky. It was grey with its predominant clouds rolling and turning, ever in their turmoil. But yet, the snow, it continued to fall and it remained pure and fragile.

"Apolla."...
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posted by LizzyTheCat
1.Hum loudly in class and when he/she tells 'the person who is humming' to keep quiet-stop but then carry on two minutes later.

2.Tap your foot loudly when he/she is grading tests.

3.While he/she is busy explaining something, have a huge coughing fit (make sure it's loud) and don't let her finish a sentence.

4.Push your chair in and pull it out, non-stop.

5.Sigh loudly while he/she is explaining something and look longingly at a clock (or your watch if toi are wearing one) and then look out the window and sigh again.

6.Pretend to be asleep during a lesson and when toi get woken up, scream loudly...
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posted by dizzydiscgirl
Hi peeps, I just had an idea so I made a spur of the moment article!!!
So, what you've gotta do is write a single word in the commentaire box (make sure it's relevant to the one above it!) and eventually it will make a story!!!
E.g:
There
Once
Was
A
Carrot
Called
Bill!

Get it? Ok, the starting word is...
Who




Ghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghhghg



Just filling up l’espace so the article will ACTUALLY POST HOW LONG DOES THIS THING HAVE TO BE?!?!?
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salut everyone, I just joined.

I stumbled upon this while surfing the net. I'm posting the ones I thought were the funniest. (I'm not the auteur of any, of course, and I don't know whom to credit.) Hope toi like it.


Three things are certain: 
Death, taxes, and Lost data. 
Guess which has occurred.

Everything is gone; 
Your life's work has been destroyed. 
Squeeze trigger (yes/no)?

The code was willing, 
It considered your request, 
But the chips were weak. 

Windows NT crashed. 
I am the Blue Screen of Death. 
No one hears your screams. 

Errors have occurred. 
We won't tell toi where ou why. 
Lazy...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
One jour there was a little girl called Emily She had a toy doll the doll seemed so normal but with one exception it was missing a finger one night before Emily went to lit she sat the doll above the fireplace and went to bed.

Emily was fast asleep but then "Emily im in the lounge room coming to get you" Emily thought she was dreaming so she ignored it but then "Emily im on the staircase coming to get you" Emily hid under the covers,

Everything was quiet but then "Emily im in the hall way coming to get you" Each time the voice spoke it got louder Emily was very scared and then "Emily im at your...
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posted by SymmaGirl2
Coffee can reduce the risk of skin cancer.
Ancient Rome is now a micronation
No matter what your language teacher tells you, short sentences are important in écriture and are not mistakes ou bad.
Sealand now has eight official citizens
Ice cream is Italian food
Fortune biscuits, cookies are Japanese, not Chinese
Hatsune Miku was NOT the first Vocaloid, Leon and Lola were
Thunder is a natural sonic boom
The speed of sound is 330 miles per second
Infrared light was first used in WWII
Schrödinger's Cat is a physics paradox
Weak force is a billion trillion trillion times stronger than gravity
People are actually obsessed...
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posted by littleangel0520
1)
'It is an unfortunate fact that we can secure peace only par preparing for war'
- John f. Kennedy
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2)
'Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety - nine percent perspiration'
- Thomas Edison
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3)
'Impossible is a word only to be found in the dictionary of fools'
- Napolean Bonaparte
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4)
'The child is father of man'
- William Wordsworth
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5)
The government of people, par the people, for the people shall...
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1. When a twilight fan says 'twilight rocks' say 'rocks made of twilight?'
2. Go up to a twilight fan, scream 'Bella! Bella! BELLA!!!! YOU'RE AWESOME!!!!' when they say 'I know right!' say 'Oh no I meant Bellatrix'
3. Ask them all questions about twilight that toi can think of. When they ask why say 'I'm doing a book rapporter on the most boring livres of the world'
4. Get all the boys and twilight haters (better for them to be Harry Potter fans) to start saying 'Edward, Edwardo, Eddibear, sparkle sparkle'
5. Say that toi hate Stephanie Meyer, she's a horrible auteur and her livres make want to poke...
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posted by energizerbunny
5. Avril Lavigne

Not a fan but she's so skinny!! I've never been skinny in my whole life and will never be.

4. Sophia Bush

She's pretty. She has boobs & a butt, but is not big.

3. Kaya Scodelario

Again with the skinniness. I don't think skinny is all there is, but for someone like me who's never been skinny, it's seems nice! She also has a unique face and her eyes are gorgeous!

2. Katie Cassidy

This girl is just so GORGEOUS!! And looks so classy when she dresses up.

1. Megan Fox

Not a fan but she has to be the DEFINITION of PERFECT! PERFECT face, PERFECT body, just PERFECT!!


Some people are just lucky I guess. <33
1.eat like 10 candys ou something
2.chew lots of sugar gum
3.eat a bowl of sugar
4.listen to a song that makes u crazy
5.eat some ice cream
6.think of something crazy u want to do
7.just do nothing then if u cant take it it well make u crazy
8.go outside then do a game of base ball ou swiming water and when u lose makes u go crazy
9.if ur mom tells u what to do and u dont want to do it it well make u go crazy
and finally
10.listen to a jb song then it well make u go crazy cuz u kinda hate him
LOL!
posted by ilovetowrite
How do toi find motivation to exercise when toi just don’t feel like getting off your butt? I ask myself this question every now and then, and I have the feeling I’m not the only one.

A few weeks ago, I wrote 4 Simple Steps to Start the Exercise Habit… and the fourth and final step was to add motivation as needed until the habit sticks. This post is to help toi with that fourth step.

There are a million ways to motivate yourself to exercise, actually, but these are a few that have worked for me. And trust me, I’ve had days when I’ve struggled with exercise. Most recently, the things...
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posted by jbiebs4evajb17
1... ask Ur teacher if u can sharpen your pen(and montrer your pen to them)
2... when taking attendance say here for every one.
3... when taking attendance.. tell the teacher that they a dit your name wrong and say ur name different every time.
4.. raise your hand to ask a question and say some thing aléatoire like.. i like cheese... ou carrots are pink... ou say something obvious,,etc,,
5... raise your hand when the teacher calls Ur name say what then they say u had Ur hand up and u say no i didn't..
6... ask your teacher if u can have a bath room pass when they give it to u say never mind im all better...
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