2. We like to be called pretty often. Tell it to us ou someone else will.
3. We chienne about EVERYTHING. Let us rant for a little while.
4. If toi won't hold our hands in public, forget us blowing toi in private.
5. There can never be too much spooning. Bitches l’amour Cuddling.
6. There's nothing we like plus than toi hugging us from behind and whispering something in our ear.
7. Foreplay is not an option….. it's a prerequisite.
8. OPEN THE DOOR FOR US.
9. Make us feel like the only girl in the room, no matter where we are.
10. Please us in bed, ou your friend will.
11. We fake orgasms.
12. The concept of premenstrual syndrome was invented par a woman in Iowa who was trying to come up with a way to call her husband shit-for-brains without repercussions. MEANING we have an excuse once a mois for being a complete asshole, toi don't.
13. Send us fleurs for no apparent reason.
14. If toi cry plus than we do thats a major no no.
15. toi can think girls are hot but don't let us know.
16. We most likely have snooped through your phone at least once… ou twice.
17. Talk dirty to us in bed.
18. Girls are much better liars than boys so when your lying we can probably tell.
19. Manicures, our hair and jewelry are a few of our favori things.
20. If toi don't act like soap-opera guys, don't expect us to dress like Victoria's Secret models.
21. Don't act differently towards us in front of your friends. Treat us better than toi usually do.
22. Make out with us in front of people toi know. It makes us feel special and wanted.
23. toi are most likely never going to have a threesome with us so toi might as well give up.
24. We go to the bathroom in groups to talk about you…. ou to do coke.
25. We talk about sex way plus than toi do.
26. Shaving is a major bitch. But if we do it, toi better do the same.
27. Don't flirt with our friends.
28. Rest assured, we may not have “liked” your picture, but we definitely saw it.
29. We can be dirt poor but still find the money for new shoes.
30. We understand toi don't care what we're wearing but complaint it anyway WE CARE WHAT WE'RE WEARING.
31. Being pale to us is social suicide.
32. When toi break up with us, that means it's over, and we will only sleep with toi two ou three plus times.
33. No matter who toi are ou what toi look like, it's always flattering when toi hit on us.
34. It's a proven fact that girls get colder than guys hence why we want to cuddle after sex.
35. toi look sexiest in a tux.
36. Girls can take selfies, men most certainly can not.
37. If we l’amour you, there is nothing so filthy that toi can't say it in bed.
38. When we say, 'I don't like to play games,' it's because we are very experienced at playing games.
39. "You aren't the only one who thinks that two women having sex is hot. If we haven't tried it, most of us have at least imagined what it would be like to Kiss a pair of shiny red lips." - Maria Bello.
40. toi ALWAYS have to side with us.
41. We like when toi feel comfortable telling us little things about you.
42. We l’amour good morning texts from you.
43. We need toi to be reachable at all times, but we don't always pick up our phones when toi call. We realize this seems like a double standard.
44. Bad breathe is the biggest turn off.
45. Our enemies better not be your friends.
46. When we ask toi how your jour was we expect an answer a little longer than just "fine."
47. We understand if we ask toi whats wrong and toi say nothing but we will keep trying to get something out of you.
48. "Women are interested in A-list things: A designers, A vacations, A orgasms." -Kim Cattrall
49. Comfort us and try to make us feel better when we're upset.
50. We always want half of your dessert… but will never order it. So men, ORDER IT.
51. We have stalked your exs on Facebook and Instagram.
52. We want toi to make the first move.
53. We l’amour cheesy romantic comedies.
54. toi want us skinny, we want to see a six pack.
55. Do not try too hard to make sense of the strange dynamics of female friendships. We can hate our Friends one jour and l’amour them the next.
56. If we go down on toi we expect toi to return the favor…. and please guys don't use your teeth while you're down there.
57. The trashier the reality TV montrer the better.
58. We know toi watch porn.. And that's fine, watch all the porn toi want as long as you're not physically having sex with anyone then we are fine.
59. Our beauty routine takes time. Be patient.
60. We only go down if toi keep your herbe cut.
61. We want to take cheesy couple pics so we can montrer the world how cute we look.
62. No part of us wants to know how much your mom loved your ex.
63. Us watching toi play video games does not count as spending quality time together. In fact, we hate watching toi play video games ever.
64. toi are required to like our best friend and if toi don't, fake it.
65. We want to meet your family and for them to like us.
66. Wine is the quickest way to get a girl talking.
67. Women always win in arguments. Give up.
68. We hate your taste. We will never agree who toi drool over, unless it's Megan Fox.
69. We like toi to be jealous.
70. We are constantly on our iPhones. We're not bored it's just habit.
71. We can have guy friends, this does not mean we are having sex with them.
72. "I was drunk" is not an excuse for cheating, ou being an asshole. Two can play that game.
73. Include us in things.
74. taco cloche, bell ou any fast nourriture restaurant is not an acceptable place to take us on a date… EVER.
75. 50 shades of Grey changed the sex world for us all. Tie us down and use props.
76. We don't want to hear about your ex girlfriend.
77. We most definitely do not want to watch the sports game.
78. We are emotional and cry a whole lot.
79. This is how we see it, don't call = don't care.
80. We expect toi to remember our anniversary. Game over if toi forget.
81. Don't take too long to reply to our texts, we aren't as patient as toi men.
82. We can be late, toi can't.
83. Way to tell if you're being an asshole… Would toi like it if a guy treated your sister that way? Didn't think so.
84. We like PDA and don't care if toi don't.
85. We still stalk our exes regularly… this doesn't mean we still have feelings for them but as long as social media exists we will continue keeping tabs on their lives.
86. How to satisfy a women is easy. Cuddle with her.
87. The silent treatment is indication that toi did something wrong.
88. We l’amour when toi have a nickname for us that only toi use.
89. Even if toi think it is cool to burp, fart, ou emit other strange gases from your body, it is not.
90. We l’amour it when toi ask for our advice.
91. At the end of the jour we would pick a guy with a fantastic personality who can make us laugh over a guy with a hot body no matter how much we tell our Friends otherwise…
92. Never montrer up to a bar in athletic shoes/attire…. Speaking of appropriate attire "wife beaters" are not an adequate form of fashion.
93. Don't seem too needy but also don't seem to distant.
94. Thanks to DIsney, we all believe in fairy tale endings and expect toi to provide us with one. Don't disappoint.
95. We may order salads in front of toi but trust me our mouths are watering for that cheese burger toi ordered.
96. Take us on the craziest rendez-vous amoureux, date toi can think of. We are bored of the traditional movie and dîner dates.
97. Our future weddings already planned out in our heads. Don't think we're psychotic thats just what us girls do.
98. Play with our hair and massage us. We will l’amour toi for it.
99. If we really l’amour you, we will do anything in our power not to let toi go.
100.We couldn't l’amour anything plus than when toi tell us "I l’amour you."
1. read
2. go outside
3. do ur homework
4. go around the house saying aléatoire things until u cry laughing
5. continue lire this
6. Walk up to siblings and say aléatoire things until they hit u and then say u r cracking them up
7. play cards
8. dance
9. play checkers
10.read about canadian dudes
11. hit ur siblings, run 2 mommy and say, They hit me!!!!!
12. go on utube
13.talk on phone 4 hrs.
14. go on another fanclub
15. try 2 find me on Facebook and figure out im not on, i dnt have an account
16. go on Google look up geai, jay leno, find 15 jokes and have a 13 round comedy c ontest with ur bff
17. write on ur wall
18. write on other peoples walls
19. add aléatoire people as ur fans
20. read another forum.
2. go outside
3. do ur homework
4. go around the house saying aléatoire things until u cry laughing
5. continue lire this
6. Walk up to siblings and say aléatoire things until they hit u and then say u r cracking them up
7. play cards
8. dance
9. play checkers
10.read about canadian dudes
11. hit ur siblings, run 2 mommy and say, They hit me!!!!!
12. go on utube
13.talk on phone 4 hrs.
14. go on another fanclub
15. try 2 find me on Facebook and figure out im not on, i dnt have an account
16. go on Google look up geai, jay leno, find 15 jokes and have a 13 round comedy c ontest with ur bff
17. write on ur wall
18. write on other peoples walls
19. add aléatoire people as ur fans
20. read another forum.
okay, on my 5 completely aléatoire things to do...
5) sing the alphabet backwards in german while painting a picture of yourself riding a tandem bike
4) clip out something from the newspaper and tape it to your shirt
3) try to do the chicken dance as long as toi can
2) walk into walmart and ask where the nearest walmart is and directions to it
1) scream "where did i put my flaming green octopus?" as loud as toi can in a public place (ie. school, mall...bathroom)
i recommend toi try these. 2 and 1 are my faves.
5) sing the alphabet backwards in german while painting a picture of yourself riding a tandem bike
4) clip out something from the newspaper and tape it to your shirt
3) try to do the chicken dance as long as toi can
2) walk into walmart and ask where the nearest walmart is and directions to it
1) scream "where did i put my flaming green octopus?" as loud as toi can in a public place (ie. school, mall...bathroom)
i recommend toi try these. 2 and 1 are my faves.
The haut, retour au début six reasons computers must be female:
6. As soon as toi have one, a better one is just around the corner.
5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.
4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.
3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
2. The message "Bad Command ou File Name" is about as informative as
"If toi don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE:
As soon as toi make a commitment to one, toi find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.
6. As soon as toi have one, a better one is just around the corner.
5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.
4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.
3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
2. The message "Bad Command ou File Name" is about as informative as
"If toi don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE:
As soon as toi make a commitment to one, toi find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.
1.everyone around toi has an attitude problem
2.your adding chocolat chips to your cheese omelet
3.the dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans
4.your husband/boyfriend is suddenly agreeing to everything toi say
5.your using your cellphone to dial up every bumpersticker that says "hows my driving call 1-800-***-dating"
6.everyone head looks like an invitation to batting practice
7.you're convinced theres a god and he's male
8.you're counting down the days till menopause
9.you're sure everyone is scheming to dive toi crazy
10.the ibuprofen bottle is empty and toi just bought it yesterday
11.you just want to coup de poing someone without a reason
12.if toi start wondering if pms is excuse to get away with murder
13.if toi were to busy thinking about ways to kill the last person who got on your nerves to realize I was only supposed to give toi 10
a little starotype but funny
*i didn't write this,just so toi know*
2.your adding chocolat chips to your cheese omelet
3.the dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans
4.your husband/boyfriend is suddenly agreeing to everything toi say
5.your using your cellphone to dial up every bumpersticker that says "hows my driving call 1-800-***-dating"
6.everyone head looks like an invitation to batting practice
7.you're convinced theres a god and he's male
8.you're counting down the days till menopause
9.you're sure everyone is scheming to dive toi crazy
10.the ibuprofen bottle is empty and toi just bought it yesterday
11.you just want to coup de poing someone without a reason
12.if toi start wondering if pms is excuse to get away with murder
13.if toi were to busy thinking about ways to kill the last person who got on your nerves to realize I was only supposed to give toi 10
a little starotype but funny
*i didn't write this,just so toi know*
If you’re an animal lover, like me, this story might be to much to take. But I can’t believe people can be so cruel. But I believe that when someone abuses a poor defenseless animal, that someone should be donné LIFE in prison without the possibility ou parole.
A Mesa, Arizona man who killed a 6-week-old kitten after a pet python refused to eat it was donné three years of supervised probation on Friday.
Jeremy Tuffly, 29, pleaded guilty May 11 in Maricopa County Superior Court to one count of cruelty to animals, a Class 6 felony, court records show.
The charge followed after Maricopa County Sheriff's Office deputies learned of a DVD montrer Tuffly repeatedly throwing the kitten at the python in 2002 in an attempt to get the snake to attack it, according to MCSO.
When the python failed to eat the kitten, Tuffly kicked it across the yard, authorities previously said. The kitten then died.
A Mesa, Arizona man who killed a 6-week-old kitten after a pet python refused to eat it was donné three years of supervised probation on Friday.
Jeremy Tuffly, 29, pleaded guilty May 11 in Maricopa County Superior Court to one count of cruelty to animals, a Class 6 felony, court records show.
The charge followed after Maricopa County Sheriff's Office deputies learned of a DVD montrer Tuffly repeatedly throwing the kitten at the python in 2002 in an attempt to get the snake to attack it, according to MCSO.
When the python failed to eat the kitten, Tuffly kicked it across the yard, authorities previously said. The kitten then died.
1- be always self confident , have some self a steam .
2- be always c00l.
3- turn off ur cellphone during the date...always.
4-be always happy, happy with everything..with ur life.
5- if u really want him as ur bf ou date.....try to be cool ,use the words like: yeah totally,or however....try to be little care less about him... ...lol
6- dont be bushy....stay calm and dont complain alot ....jst a little but not alot....
i cant remember anymore so......ill see u the suivant time.....thank u all for lire this..and plz commentaire ,have all a gr8 day..peace ^_^
