When some aléatoire girl added me on facebook... She was all like "Oh gosh you're so cute" and I was like "Yeah, sure whatever..." The again she was all like "Oh God I l’amour your style!!!" Then again I was like "Yeah.. sure.." Then she a dit "Oh gosshhh!!! It's like I can hear your voice talking in your message!!! You're an emo right? I'm an emo tooooo!! :-D Oh it's like we're SO MEAN'T TO BE!!!" Then I finally realize and a dit to myself "Shit I have a fangirl... okay, I'm doomed."

Girl: Hello? toi still there?
Me: No...
Girl: Oh you're soooo funnyy :3 We are so the same!!! Ugh! I wish I could just squeeze toi and hug toi :D
Me:...No... Just... NO.
Girl: I also have an emo side, you're dark and I'm also dark!! See? We're The same <333
Me: First of all... REAL emo's never mention that their emo... Second, you're my perfect and exact opposite and third, I regret that I accepted your friend request!!
Girl: Ohhh shockz!! toi think I'm perfect???!! :3
Me: Yeah... Perfectly out of your mind.
Girl: Oh hihihi, toi always make me giggle, toi know what?
Me: No...
Girl: Someday we're gonna meet each other in person, then you're gonna become my boyfriend then years later we're gonna get married!! Oh this is so exciting!! <333
Me: O_______O marriieedd???
Girl: Yeah!!! Aw admit it you're also excited!! :D

(Then I Logged Out... WHAT THE HELL SHOULD I DO?!!)