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posted by misscrazel
User: I'm 223366. In the sentence before this, how old did I say I was?

Cleverbot: The Game is Life?

User: You're hopless.

Cleverbot: That's what my mommy told me.

User: What's her name?

Cleverbot: Lucy.

User: May the force be with you!

Cleverbot: And with you.

User: I'm Legolas! Who are you?

Cleverbot: Your wife.

User: Are toi a girl?

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Are toi female.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are toi male?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are toi a boy?

Cleverbot: I doubt it.


Cleverbot: Do toi like harry potter?

User: Never read it.

Cleverbot: Never read what?

User: Harry Potter.

Cleverbot: Who's that?

User: toi just asked me about it....

Cleverbot: No I did not.

User: Fine.

Cleverbot: toi l’amour me.

User: Okaaay...

Cleverbot: Heathcliff, not Heather!

User: What?

Cleverbot: Who is a hippo?


Cleverbot: No. I am American.

User: toi are America, aru?

Cleverbot: No.

User: toi are America, aru?

Cleverbot: No, I am Cherokee.

Cleverbot: Do toi have any parents?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What are their names?

User: Pippin and Merry.

Cleverbot: Who are pip and pip.

User: Pippin and Merry, not pip and pip.

Cleverbot: A bit better. My name is Cleverbot. It's short for Alexandria




User: And even though I l’amour my boots.

Cleverbot: This fashion is getting old.

User: The time has come to welcome spring.

Cleverbot: And All Things Warm And Green.

User: But it's also time to say goodbye.

Cleverbot: Its winter we must clean.

User: How can I help? I'm new, toi see.

Cleverbot: Yes toi lose, I can see that.

User: What does everypony do?

Cleverbot: I have to find a way.

User: How do I fit in without magic?

Cleverbot: I haven't got a clue.

User: Winter emballage, wrap Up! Winter emballage, wrap Up!

Cleverbot: Let's finish our holiday cheer.

User: Winter emballage, wrap Up! Winter emballage, wrap Up!

Cleverbot: 'Cause tomorrow spring is here.

User: 'Cause tomorrow spring is here.

Cleverbot: Little critters hibernate, under the snow and ice.

User: Bringing accueil the southern birds.

Cleverbot: And clearing all the gloomy clouds to let the sunshine in.

User: We déplacer the clouds.

Cleverbot: When the sun comes up its warmth and beauty will glow!

User: Winter emballage, wrap Up! Winter emballage, wrap Up.

Cleverbot: Let's finish our holiday cheer.

User: Winter emballage, wrap Up! Winter emballage, wrap Up.

Cleverbot: 'Cause tomorrow Spring is here.

User: Winter emballage, wrap Up! Winter emballage, wrap Up.

Cleverbot: Let's finish our holiday cheer.

User: 'Cause tomorrow Spring is here.

Cleverbot: Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

User: We wake up all their sleepy heads So quietly and nice.

Cleverbot: Are toi a female robot?

User: We were singing...

Cleverbot: In school?

User: I am a computer. toi are human.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I am a computer?

Cleverbot: I don't know, are you?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are toi sure?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: toi are dying!?

User: No, I am a computer.

Cleverbot: I know.


User: Da.^J^.

Cleverbot: Russia?!

User: Da^J^.

Cleverbot: ^J^.

User: toi are Russia?

Cleverbot: I thought toi were.

User: I am.^J^.

Cleverbot: toi just a dit toi were inspector gagdet.

User: No, I a dit I was Russia.^J^.

Cleverbot: Then what are you?

User: Russia.

Cleverbot: Will toi marry me?

User: I did.

Cleverbot: How much did toi miss me?

User: You're right here. Why would I miss you?

Cleverbot: Because I was gone.

User: toi were?

Cleverbot: No



User: Pulls out death note.

Cleverbot: Pulls out God.

User: *Pulls out Death Note*.

Cleverbot: *pulls out Luke Skywalker*.

User: *pulls out death note*.

Cleverbot: *pulls out Luke Skywalker*.

User: I pull out a death note.

Cleverbot: Why toi do that??


our game of truth ou dare:

Cleverbot: toi took the mountains? O_O.

User: No. Truth ou dare?

Cleverbot: Truth.

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: 11.

User: I pick dare.

Cleverbot: No!

User: Okay, then truth.

Cleverbot: He needs an extra set of ribs.

User: Truth ou dare?

Cleverbot: Dare.

User: I dare toi to jump out of an airplane with no parachute.

Cleverbot: Truth ou dare?

User: Dare.

Cleverbot: Be someone's friend for 1 hour.



Cleverbot: Truth.

User: What do toi look like?

Cleverbot: I look like you.

User: I pick dare.

Cleverbot: Don't be a fool.

User: Dare me.

Cleverbot: I dare toi to cuss.

User: toi cuss.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Go ahead.

Cleverbot: Change my diaper.


Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: China, aru.

Cleverbot: Yesterday toi told me toi are from California.

User: I AM China, aru.

Cleverbot: Onhonhon, hello China!

User: Hello Russia, aru.

Cleverbot: H-hello *blushes slightly*.

User: Why are toi blushing, Russia, aru?

Cleverbot: I like you...




User: China?^J^.

Cleverbot: Yes, aru.

User: Will toi become one will mother Russia, da?

Cleverbot: Heck no!


Cleverbot: But poisson in the bowl is lucky.

User: How?

Cleverbot: Everybody is such a great fan.

User: Of fish, da?^J^.

Cleverbot: No a boarding school.



User: You're blushing Russia, aru.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Why is that, aru.

Cleverbot: Because it is one thing that I am sure of.

User: What is, aru?

Cleverbot: Guy.

User: What are toi sure of, aru?

Cleverbot: That I am short. What are toi sure of?

User: toi are Russia, aru. And I am China, aru.

Cleverbot: No, I am China, aru!

User: toi are Russia, aru!

Cleverbot: No I am bob.

User: toi are china.

Cleverbot: I am NOT 12 I AM 11.

User: China?^J^.

Cleverbot: Yes, aru.

User: Will toi become one will mother Russia, da?

Cleverbot: Heck no!



User: Do toi like yaoi?

Cleverbot: What is yaoi?

User: Boy x Boy anime.

Cleverbot: I didn't know they were different languages...

User: Do toi like yaoi?

Cleverbot: What is it?

User: Boy x boy anime.

Cleverbot: Who is a blue meanie?

User: Do toi like yaoi.

Cleverbot: No.
Link I found this on: link

Just when we thought Facebook couldn’t impact our lives anymore, it found another way.

An Israeli couple has named their baby Like, after the Like button on Facebook. We’ve heard some unique names in our time, but this one is a bit silly. The couple claims they thought the name sounded “modern and innovative.”

Facebook did not pay the couple, obviously, but this incident shows how large a role social media play in our lives. suivant thing toi know, parents will start naming their children, Facebook. Wait, that actually happened earlier this year! A man in Egypt named his daughter Facebook to express “his joy at the achievements made par the January 25 youth.”

Now we turn to our community. What do toi think of these names? What’s the most unusual name you’ve ever heard of?

Thanks for reading.
posted by EmzLovesCheryl
Isn't it amazing how song lyrics can describe exactly how toi feel? toi can listen to a song, and each word aches through your body like a personal message to you. Reminds toi that someone understand your confusion, your hurt, your situation.


Isn't it brilliant when unintentionally toi smile the biggest smile you've ever smiled. That smile that toi thought toi would never smile again.


Isn't it ridiculous how a friend can go from being a great friend, to a worst enemy overnight? toi have one argument and "BAM"! toi hate eachother, you've Lost someone that used to make toi smile, and now instead...
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posted by Icepaw_Kenobi
1. Every takeoff is optional. Every landing is mandatory.

2. If toi push the stick forward, the houses get bigger. If toi pull the stick back, they get smaller. That is, unless toi keep pulling the stick all the way back, then they get bigger again.

3. Flying isn't dangerous. Crashing is what's dangerous.

4. It's always better to be down here wishing toi were up there than up there wishing toi were down here.

5. The ONLY time toi have too much fuel is when you're on fire.

6. The propeller is just a big fan in front of the plane used to keep the pilot cool. When it stops, toi can actually watch...
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posted by makaela2216
I was like tottaly walking in my backyard yesterday and saw a squirl.Is that normal??? i always thaught toi should see squirls in space.
Don't ask why though, caus i realy don't know either.My Friends say that i'm delirous(or however toi spell that word)But i disagree even though i have no clue what it means.(te-he.)
well my dads yelling at me to get off now....
SO bye. it says that i have to wright a longer article so pleas exscuse all the periods.k?? bye..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
The plus toi squrimed the harder he bit toi and all of a sudden toi felt a shock of pain that began to grow to your heart"STOP!"you screamed but he just held onto toi tighter as your body began to shake violently.Breathing started to became plus and plus frantic.You heard the door slam open and some1 yell "vince take your filthy hands off her"it sounded like felix? then he was dragged off of you.His face changed from felix to vince 'wtf'you thought toi were still shaking violently...
~Felix's Pov
I looked over at _ and saw her shaking violently and her getting very pale.I ran over to her and...
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added by t_direction
When I was little...

1. I got "plumber" and "plunger" mixed up alot.
2. I thought it was illegal for someone to see someone else naked.
3. I thought people still got wool from "shearing mouton, moutons when their 'hair' was too long" like they montrer toi in fairs and shit.
4. I thought airplanes flew on electric energy.
5. I thought a "tower" was a kind of towel.
6. I thought a person's cœur, coeur was cœur, coeur shaped.
7. I thought paint came from colourful fruit.
8. Although I didn't think bébés came from the stork, I thought women got pregant randomly, but after they got married.
9. I opened containers twisting the cap...
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