My sister sent me this, funniest thing ever.
Best Divorce Letter, EVERRRRRR!
Dear wife:
I'm écriture toi this letter to tell toi that I'm leaving toi forever. I've been a good man to toi for 7 years & I have nothing to montrer for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.
Your boss called to tell me that toi quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, toi came accueil & didn't even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favori meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. toi ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. toi don't tell me toi l’amour me anymore; toi don't want anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either toi are cheating on me ou toi don't l’amour me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.
Your EX-Husband
P.S. don't try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Dear Ex-Husband
Nothing has made my jour plus than receiving your letter.
It's true toi & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn't work. I DID notice when toi got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a girl!' Since my mother raised me not to say anything if toi can't say something nice, I didn't comment. And when toi cooked my favori meal, toi must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from toi because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.
After all of this, I still loved toi & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got accueil toi were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess.
I hope toi have the fulfilling life toi always wanted. My lawyer a dit that the letter toi wrote ensures toi won't get a dime from me.
So take care.
Signed,
Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don't know if I ever told toi this, but my sister Carla was born Carl.
I hope that's not a problem.
Best Divorce Letter, EVERRRRRR!
Dear wife:
I'm écriture toi this letter to tell toi that I'm leaving toi forever. I've been a good man to toi for 7 years & I have nothing to montrer for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.
Your boss called to tell me that toi quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, toi came accueil & didn't even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favori meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. toi ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. toi don't tell me toi l’amour me anymore; toi don't want anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either toi are cheating on me ou toi don't l’amour me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.
Your EX-Husband
P.S. don't try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Dear Ex-Husband
Nothing has made my jour plus than receiving your letter.
It's true toi & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn't work. I DID notice when toi got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a girl!' Since my mother raised me not to say anything if toi can't say something nice, I didn't comment. And when toi cooked my favori meal, toi must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from toi because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.
After all of this, I still loved toi & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got accueil toi were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess.
I hope toi have the fulfilling life toi always wanted. My lawyer a dit that the letter toi wrote ensures toi won't get a dime from me.
So take care.
Signed,
Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don't know if I ever told toi this, but my sister Carla was born Carl.
I hope that's not a problem.
This article is about my terrible cousin May!
WHY SHE IS TERRIBLE.
What she did(s) that is terrible?
Who is she.
Ok first off she poopy on the floor and shes 13!!
Because her .... does it all the time!
She all ways uses people!!~
Because she's a spoiled little brat!
She pushed my little brother down the steps when he was 2!
Because SHE WAS TRYING TO KILL HIM BECAUSE SHE WASNT GETTING ENOUGH ATTENTION!
She gossips about us 24 7!
>:(
Shes a tattel tail!
She dresses like a french h****
I l’amour her but she pisses me off!
WHY SHE IS TERRIBLE.
What she did(s) that is terrible?
Who is she.
Ok first off she poopy on the floor and shes 13!!
Because her .... does it all the time!
She all ways uses people!!~
Because she's a spoiled little brat!
She pushed my little brother down the steps when he was 2!
Because SHE WAS TRYING TO KILL HIM BECAUSE SHE WASNT GETTING ENOUGH ATTENTION!
She gossips about us 24 7!
>:(
Shes a tattel tail!
She dresses like a french h****
I l’amour her but she pisses me off!
