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posted by patrisha727
This is the last part.... unless if Ilook for plus facts! Thx for reading! ^_^




The housefly hums in the middle octave, key of F.

A whale's penis is called a dork.

Electricity doesn't déplacer through a wire but through a field around the wire.

The blueprints for the Eiffel Tower covered plus than 14,000 square feet of drafting paper.

Abraham lincoln was the only U.S. president ever granted a patent.

General U.S. Grant owned slaves.

According to a British law passed in 1845, attempting to commit suicide was a capital offense. The punishment? The offense was punishable par hanging.

jouer la comédie was once considered to be evil, and the actors in the first English play to be performed in America were arrested.

In India it costs less to have sex with a prostitute than it does to buy a condom.

In Papua New Guinea there are villages within five miles of each other that speak different languages.

A fully loaded supertanker, superpétrolier travelling at normal speed takes a least 20 minutes to stop.

In space, astronauts can’t cry because there is no gravity, so the tears can't flow.

John Wilkes Booth's brother once saved the life of Abraham Lincoln's son.

Male bees will try to attract sex partners with orchid fragrance.

A chameleon's tongue is twice the length of its body.

How many cars can drive side par side on the

Monumental Axis in Brazil, the world's widest road? 160.

A six-pound sea lièvre can lay 40,000 eggs in a single minute.

A blind chameleon still changes couleurs to match his environment.

19th century tooth powder often contained porcelain, smashed coral ou cuttlefish bone.

On the new $100 bill the time on the clock tower of Independence Hall is 4:10.

Sneezing may be a symptom of pregnancy. Expectant mothers often sneeze for no apparent reason.

Snoop Dogg's real name is Cordozar Calvin Broadus Jr.

The typical pine cone is female.

The first World Wide Web chercher engine was called Wandex.

According to a récent study, 87% of women use scissors as their first throw when playing "Rock, Scissors, Paper."

"Anhedonia" is an inability to experience pleasure from normally pleasurable experiences.

Ancient Greeks believed wearing amethysts would help keep a person from becoming drunk.

The original Scrabble game didn't have a board.

It was played with tiles only.

Alfred Hitchcock had a morbid fear of eggs (ovaphobia).

The risk of having an auto accident is about four times higher for drivers using cell phones (whether handheld ou hands-free).

The U.S. has the highest dog population in the world. France has the seconde highest.

In a typical restaurant, customers get 27 cents worth of nourriture for each dollar they spend.

In casinos, $50 bills are known as "frogs" and are considered par many to be bad luck.

During the ice age, there were six-foot tall "mammoth penguins."

Bubbles in champagne were seen par early wine makers as a highly undesirable defect, one that should be prevented.

"Typhlobasia" is the practice of closing one's eyes when kissing.

Just less than one quarter of the people in the world are vegetarians.

William Howard Taft was the first golfer to become President.

It is tradition in countries such as Venezuela and Peru to wear yellow underwear on New Year's jour for good luck throughout the coming year.
posted by shiriny
one in 10 of the world's population is left handed.
four out of five machintosh computer designers were left handed,and one out of four Apollo astronauts were left handers too.

plus famous left hander:

drew barry more

Angelina jolie

nicole kidman

Marilyn monroe

demi moore

Mary-kate and ashley olsen

julia roberts

Hans christian anderson

mark twain

Billy rayon, ray cyrus

celine dion

Pierce brosnan

jim carry

Hugh jackman

brad pitt

Michelangelo

leonardo davinci

Picasso

newton

Albert einstein

george bush

charlie chaplin

cary grant

napeleon bonaparte

bill gates

marie curie

rachel adams

mark spitz
posted by shiriny
-chocolate kills dogs! True, chocolat affects a dog's cœur, coeur and nervous system. A few ounces is enough to kill a small sized dog.

-Ketchup was sold in the 1830's as a medicine.

-Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time.

-Leonardo da Vinci invented scissors. Also, it took him 10 years to paint Mona Lisa's lips.

-Marilyn Monroe had six toes on one foot.

-A cockroach can live for 10 days without a head

-Brains are plus active sleeping than watching TV

-There are plus chickens than people in the world

-The thumbnail grows the slowest, and the middle nail grows...
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posted by BellaCullen96
After toi cut off a vehicle, give a "Thanks-for-letting-me-in" wave and nod to the other driver.
Always save your nose picking for when you're behind the wheel.
Drive closely behind speeding ambulances and feu trucks so toi get ahead of everyone who pulls over to let them pass.
Drive with a pen and ATM envelope in your hand and write down everything a moron driver does.
If another driver honks at you, ignore it, continue to do exactly what toi are doing, and give him a dirty look.
If another driver is courteous enough to let toi in front of him/her, montrer your appreciation par letting the entire...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Take large objects on the train with you.
Sing songs. Start a round with everyone on the train.
Eat onions and garlic and talk to the people suivant to you.
Sell stuff.
Stand in front of the doorway and glare at people when they try to get by.
Yell to your Friends at the other end of the train.
Make fun of other people while they are in hearing distance of you.
Ride the train while drunk. Extra points if toi throw up.
Constantly ask people for directions.
Ask people where they are from.
Ask people where they are going.
Quiz people on the meaning of life.
Start a game of poker. Extra points if it's strip poker....
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posted by BellaCullen96
Ask everyone toi meet, "Hot enough for you?"
Sing the "Barney" theme song as loud as toi can.
If toi see kids building a sand castle, say, "That's not a real castle!"
Every time when you're about to canard under the water, yell, "Down periscope!"
Go swimming in a full business suit. If people notice, act like they're the weirdos.
Put sea shell to your ear and announce to first person to pass by, "It's for you!" Repeat several times.
Throw jellyfish around.
Tune radio to all-news station and blast as loud as toi can, then nod your head and snap your fingers like you're listening to some happenin' tunes.
Act like a sea gull.
Wear t-shirt that says, "I'm the coolest dude on this pathetic beach. No autographs please."
posted by boomy678
Materials:
Petroleum Jelly
Eyeshadow,body shimmer, ou pigments (for color)
small discardable and microwavable bowl
Discardable stirrer
lipgloss container with lids


Procedure:
1.Scoop some petroleum in the small bowl (more petroleum plus gloss!)

2.Microwave for 5 min ou completely melted

3.Take out the petroleum and mix in the eyeshadow keep on putting plus till toi reach your desired shade.

4.Mix well. Then pour in your mixture into the lipgloss container. Put in the freewer for 15-30 minutes.

Enjoy!!


Tip:to make flavored lip gloss add kool-aid instead (will stain lips).
posted by Mallory101
1. Recycle aluminum and glass.
2. Buy energy efficient appliances
3. Run clothes washers only when fully loaded, but don't overload
4. Plant a tree
5. Do all ironing at one time
6. Buy recycled paper
7. Buy low wattage ou compact fluorescent light bulbs
8. Turn off lights that don't need to be on
9. Use cold water instead of hot
10. Use small ovens ou stove-top cooking methods instead of your large oven
11. Bring your own reusable bags to the grocery store
12. Write companies urging them to use paper rather than plastics and styrofoam
13. Buy products that will last
14. Support environmentally conscious...
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posted by MrsPattinsonXO
Okay, so I was sitting on the canapé last night watching some rubbish télévision montrer and texting my boyfriend Liam. Anyway I think he'd had too much sugar that night cause he was all like 'I feel special when I wear my arc en ciel colored raincoat' and stuff. So then he text and was like 'I l’amour toi soooooo much' and so I was like 'I l’amour toi more' and he was like 'NO!' and I was like Yes! and he was like 'No cause... cause... cause well I'm getting toi a birthday present! And so I'm like 'I'm getting toi one first' (cause his birthday is before mine) and then like ten minutes later he's like damn. And so I'm like 'I win'.

THE END
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A little motavational poem I found link. Enjoy. ;P



At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.
___At age 12, success is...having friends.
____At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.
_______At age 20, success is...having sex.
________At age 35, success is...having money.
________At age 50, success is...having money.
_______At age 60, success is...having sex.
_____At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.
___At age 75, success is...having friends.
At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.
posted by patrisha727
céleri has negative calories. It takes plus calories to eat a piece of céleri than the céleri has in it to begin with.

In eighteenth-century English gambling dens, there was an employee whose only job was to avaler, hirondelle the dice if there was a police raid.

The human tongue tastes amer things with the taste buds toward the back. Salty and pungent flavors are tasted in the middle of the tongue, sweet flavors at the tip.

A sneeze can travel as fast as 100 miles per hour.

It is impossible to sneeze and keep one's eyes open at the same time.

In 1778, fashionable women of Paris never went out in blustery...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Throw pop corn, maïs soufflé in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
Clap when the good guy gets killed.
During the previews, yell, "Can toi fast-forward it?"
Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"
Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
Tell the man selling pop corn, maïs soufflé that the bathroom is flooding.
Yell out what is going to happen.
Wear a cape and when its your turn to get pop corn, maïs soufflé yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.
Say that they cannot sit suivant to toi because toi invisible friend already is.
Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror...
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posted by Yama
Emily had the capuche, hotte down today and it was quite warm. The car rushed as if it was too eager to get to the harbour. ou maybe it was just me not wanting to leave home, whichever it was I didn't like it. Emily was blabbering on about what her fiance had got her for going away, she was so excited. As far as I could make out through my thoughts is that it was a big broach with a extremly rare stone in it.
I just smiled occasionly at her and tried (failing miserably) to look excited. Emily turned around after five minutes of silence,"Hon whats wrong I noticed this as soon as toi got into the car but...
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posted by vamp_grl_123
Ok so here is a bunch of aléatoire Moments i will be writting. All are true.

I was at my locker getting ready for after lunch and my firends stopped to talk. It was Joe, Ben, Jack, Lilly, and Shelly.

Joe: Sukki, we're Lilly's man firends (not all were guys but Lily, Shelly, and me.)

Me: MDR ... *thinks* HEY!

Lilly: *laughing* OMG toi needed to think?

Jack: Wow Sukki. we didn't mean you. but that was funny.

Shelly: *laughing*

Hope toi liked this ramdom moment!!!

p.s. real names not used!!!!
posted by BellaCullen96
Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.
Add blank entries to a list, to make it look like it's longer.
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that toi "like it that way."
After visiting the local donut shop, sit on the floor cross-legged and insist in a childish voice that toi haven't received enough chocolat sprinkles.
Announce when you're going to the bathroom.
Answer every question with another question. As soon as one of toi says a statement instead of a question, shout "I win!".
Any time a member of the opposite sex tries to talk to...
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1.    “I came all the way to school before I realized I still had my pyjamas on, and had to go accueil and change”

2.    “When I got here my teacher wasn’t in the classroom so I went out looking for him/her”

3.    “I was abducted par aliens for experimental purposes. I have been gone for 50 years, but fortunately in Earth time it was only (insert how late toi are here)”

4.    “I invented a time machine that took me vers l'avant, vers l’avant to my exam results. I saw that I got straight A’s, so I thought I might as well...
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posted by ihavOTD
 I am Anti- Miley because of this:
I am Anti- Miley because of this:
OH MY GOSH! I was just watching stupid HM and near the end, Miley and Lily started talking about-guess who? ROBERT PATTINSON. That's sick. here is their convo:(at least what though I heard)

" It's just sad that toi can't find a bf..." Lily says.
" Yeah... Hey, I guess Hannah can rendez-vous amoureux, date Robert Pattinson!" Miley says
" Oh....Robert Pattinson is SO dreamy...."
Thats sickening Disney. I feel bad for Rob. He can't hide ANYWHERE...
Really, do toi realize how crazy and gross a lot of fans are???? Here is a gross article about some crazed fans:

Robert Pattinson Approached par “Gross”, “Bleeding”...
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posted by i_luv_angst
65 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Wisconsin plant gardens.

60 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Wisconsin sunbathe.

50 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Wisconsin drive with the windows down.

40 above zero:
Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Wisconsin throw on a flannel shirt.

35 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Wisconsin have the last cookout before it gets cold.

20 above Zero
People in Miami all die.
Wisconsinites close the windows.

Zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico...
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