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posted by nmdis
ROAR
I used to bite my tongue and hold my breath
Scared to rock the bateau and make a mess
So I sit quietly, agreed politely
I guess that I forgot I had a choice
I let toi push me past the breaking point
I stood for nothing, so I fell for everything

toi held me down, but I got up
Already brushing off the dust
toi hear my voice, your hear that sound
Like thunder, gonna shake the ground
toi held me down, but I got up
Get ready cause I’ve had enough
I see it all, I see it now

Chorus:
I got the eye of the tiger, a fighter, dancing through the feu
Cause I am a champion and you’re gonna hear me roar
Louder, louder than a lion
Cause I am a champion and you’re gonna hear me roar
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
You’re gonna hear me roar

Now I’m floatin like a papillon
Stinging like a bee I earned my stripes
I went from zero, to my own hero

toi held me down, but I got up
Already brushing off the dust
toi hear my voice, your hear that sound
Like thunder, gonna shake the ground
toi held me down, but I got up
Get ready ’cause I’ve had enough
I see it all, I see it now

Chorus:
I got the eye of the tiger, a fighter, dancing through the feu
Cause I am a champion and you’re gonna hear me roar
Louder, louder than a lion
Cause I am a champion and you’re gonna hear me roar
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
You’re gonna hear me roar
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
You’re gonna hear me roar
Roar-or, roar-or, roar-or

I got the eye of the tiger, a fighter, dancing through the feu
Cause I am a champion and you’re gonna hear me roar
Louder, louder than a lion
Cause I am a champion and you’re gonna hear me roar
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
You’re gonna hear me roar
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
posted by Feathershine
1. When their watching TV get in their way and say "I'm in your way!! Im in your way!!"
2. Say "beep, beep beep..." until they snap
3. Call them on their cell phone when their out on a rendez-vous amoureux, date ou something, and in a weird voice say "Hello?! Can I send u a box of waffles" (LOL I don't know)
4. When their sleeping take a bottle of water and wake them up par dumping it on them and saying "Sorry! I came to bring it for u to drink, I didn't realize it slipped"
5. If toi have a dog ou cat (that DON'T sleep with your parents) dump him/her when there asleep
6. When toi spill any liquid blame it on the gods
7....
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O-
-heartbeats-
















OW!!!!!!!!!



Shake a chicka.

Ah

As they came into the voodoo
There was sound out...
Like a sheepdog.
He can make up your apartment.
He let the buck stay
On the carpet.
Sharon ate upon the table.
Makin' sushi... was a navel.
So she rented out the bedroom...
She was struck down...
By a centipede.

Annie are toi walking?
So, Annie are toi walking?
Are toi walking Annie?
Annie are toi walking?
So, Annie are toi walking?
Are toi walking?
Annie are toi walking?
-screams- SO, ANNIE ARE toi WALKING???!!!!
ARE toi WALKING ANNIE??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dramatic choir:
Annie are toi walking?
With your dentist
Are...
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posted by evangelinetom
101 Ways to
Annoy Your Roomate

1. Insist that toi are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the lit holding your stomach every time your roommate walks in. If he/she asks about the wrappers, say toi know nothing about them.

2. Get some hair. Disperse it around your roommate's head while he/she is asleep. Keep a pair of scissors par your bed. Snicker at your roommate every morning.

3. Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as toi can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep...
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posted by RealBenTennyson
See if ya can read this---

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and toi can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter par istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!

Then why the HELL do they keep shouting 'bout "correcting-the-spellings"?!?
posted by MarMar_XigLux
What Being a Retard Online can do for You

Being a retard online will bring toi riches beyond your wildest dreams, hot girls and above all - attention: toi crave attention, toi absorb it like a wet sponge...Ah yes, toi may very suffer from ADHD but it doesn't matter: no my friend, because par being a retard online toi can get all the attention toi need for a small fee.

Poor Literacy is Kool!

If toi want to be a retard toi must learn to spell like one, remember kids - poor literacy is cool! First of all we must take a lesson from the Image comics of old and remember that everything must be EXTREME!...
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posted by merlinfanatic
Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four questions to determine the level of your intellect.
Your réponses must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating ou wasting time.
And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: toi are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in seconde place.
In which position are toi now?

Answer:
If toi answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. toi overtook the seconde runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the suivant question try not to be so dumb.
2 : If toi overtake the last...
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A Nice jour To Sing

Jade stepped quietly out into the funny sunshine, and admired Simon's head. "Ah," she sighed, "That's a scary sight."

Simon climbed off the koala and walked quickly across the herbe to greet his lover. Jade patted Simon on the leg and then tried to sing him gentley, but without success.

"That's all right," Simon said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not smart," Jade. "Not as smart as the time we sang on a table."

Simon nodded softly. "We were mean back in those days."

"Our hands were younger, and we had a lot plus fun with them," Jade said. "Everything seems cool and weird...
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posted by energizerbunny
No stretch marks, no worrying about your diet, toi can get on every ride in carowinds, and other amusement parks


If toi wanna gain a little weight all toi have to do is stuff your face!! Burgers, fries, shakes...Everything!!!


No hating to try on clothes. No getting embarrassed when someone asks toi what your size is ou how much toi weigh. No hating to look at yourself in the mirror


I mean when toi think of women toi think of Petite. Right??



I don't wanna offend someone, curbs are great! And all women are beautiful! But for me as an indivisual, it'd be easier to just be skinny lol
Some people may ask, "Why Invader Zim first?" I say SCREW IT, ILL DO WHAT I WANT! In any case, the montrer is one of my favorites. It represents a better time for Nick. Better shows, better actors, better Nick. Altough this is a time since past, Nicktoons has made the GENIUS(sp?) decision to bring it back.
If toi look at the definition of Invader Zim on Wikipedia(again, sp?), it says that IZ employs a comedy style called "black comedy". Basically, this means that IZ uses dark methods of humor, such as the gluttonus "Bloaty the pizza Hog", ou perhaps just the dark scenery in IZ (it gives a very...
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posted by cute20k
Here are the signs:

1. Tech Support calls "YOU" for help.

2. Someone at work tells toi a joke and toi say "LOL".

3. toi watch TV with the closed captioning turned on.

4. toi have called out someone's screen name while making l’amour to your significant other.

5. toi keep begging your Friends to get an account so "we can hang out".

6. Three words: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.

7. You've even gotten on an airplane just to meet some folks face-to- face.

8. toi have to get a 2d phone line just so toi can call pizza Hut.

9. toi go into labour and toi stop to type a special e-mail to let everyone know you're...
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posted by invadercalliope
I hope toi enjoy!
:D
20 Funny Quotes
1:You tries your best and toi failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'
2:I didn't lose my mind, I just sold it on eBay
3:A good friend will bail toi out of jail, a best friend will be sitting suivant to toi saying "Dude that was freakin awesome!"
4:Accept that some days you're the pigeon. and some days you're the statue
5:There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the rive like an idiot.
6:Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted
7:Never give up things that once made toi smile
8:Clear as a cloche, bell my nody a dit "Listen fatty...do it and die
9:Caution water on...
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34 aléatoire facts about me..:)


1. My name is Emily.

2. I will always stick up for what I beleive in.

3. I really want a pet that's not a fish.

4. Cheryl Cole is my idol and inspiration.

5. musique is my life.

6. I l’amour to sing and songwrite.

7. I can do interesting things with my lips (yeah, my lips...)

8. I l’amour to dance, act and sing.

9. I play guitar.

10. A lot of people pick on me at school, but I also have the most amazing friends, and they mean the world to me.

11. I l’amour to write poems.

12. I want to be an actor, singer ou dancer when I'm older.

13. rue dancing is the most amazing feeling.

14. I'm...
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posted by invadercalliope
When toi turn around, who is that behind you?
Bury your claws in the darkness and shred the night
The raindrops turn to drops of blood and trickle down your cheek
If toi have no place to return to
Stop on this finger, on this finger of mine
Where the evening cicadas cry in the forbidden forest
toi cannot turn back anymore

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furimuita sono ushiro no sorewa dare
kurayami ni tsume wo tatete yoru wo hikisaita
amadare wa chi no shizuku to natte hoho wo tsutaiochiru
mou dekonimo kaeru basho ga nainara
kono yubi tomare watashi no yubi ni
sono yubi goto tsuretetteageru
higurashi ga naku akazu no mori de
atomodori wa mou dekinai
*If I had forgetten something else please let me know thanks :) :P*



So, long il y a me and my brother Kyle here
We was hitch hiking down a long lone-some road
When all of a sudden, there shined the shining demon..
And he said!
"Play the best song in the world..or I'll eat your souls..."
So we each looked at each other and a dit "OK!"
So we played the song that just so happened to be! The best song in the world! It was the best song in the world! Look into my eyes and its easy to see when a one makes two and two and one makes destiny...
Once every thousand years ou so,
Is when the sun dont shine and the...
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FRIENDS: Lend toi their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN DUDE! RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat ou drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why toi have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents par Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, par Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail toi out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting suivant to toi sayin "THAT WAS FREAKIN' AWESOME!!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen toi cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else toi cried...just laugh about it with toi in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS:...
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posted by KitkatKaysa
CANCER
Your element: Water
Your ruling planets: The Moon
Symbol: The Crab
Your stone: Moonstone
Life Pursuit: Constant reassurance and intimacy
Vibration: Moody
Cancer's Secret Desire: To feel sûr, sans danger (emotionally, spiritually, romantically

Description:
Those born under the sign of Cancer, ruled par the mysterious Moon, are one of the zodiac's enigmas. It is fair to say that most Cancers are a bundle of contradictions. Compassionate and caring with friends, family and lovers, yet they can cut to the bone with their jealous remarks and ever-changing moods. Endearingly eccentric on one hand, and on the other,...
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posted by youknowit101
(I felt this needed to be done publicly. If toi don’t know what I’m talking about, well that sucks for you, doesn’t it? :p )

As some of toi probably know, I went a little overboard when I learned that Cassie doesn’t like Green Day. I thought it was sheer ignorance and a blinded, snap judgment. I went off. I’m sorry.

Green jour is one of my favori bands. The Killers are too. They’re both tied for first place, as a matter of fact. When Brandon a dit what he a dit about Green Day, it pissed me off, but I didn’t hold it against them. What really got to me was how the fans on both sides...
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 an Of The Dragon: 1904 * 1916 * 1928 * 1940 * 1952 * 1964 * 1976 * 1988 * 2000
Year Of The Dragon: 1904 * 1916 * 1928 * 1940 * 1952 * 1964 * 1976 * 1988 * 2000
an of the Rat-(1912, 1924, 1936, 1948, 1960, 1972, 1984, 1996)
Occupying the 1st and most prominent position on the Chinese Zodiac, the rat symbolizes such character traits as wit, imagination and curiosity. Rats have keen observation skills and with those skills they’re able to deduce much about other people and other situations. Overall, Rats are full of energy, talkative and charming but they have a tendency to become aggressive.
Rats are full of good conseil but they will never share their troubles with others. They are honest individuals and they enjoy living for the moment. They’re...
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1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'

2. Laugh at him.

3. Wake him up par chant plage Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'

4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.

5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.

6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say toi taught him everything he knows.

7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.

8. Dance the Funky Chicken.

9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.

10....
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posted by heavenly13
yea...it sounds beter with the rythem and all that( ive recorded it with drums, piano , gutair...ext) and the forms probily bad.,,,,....but plzz read it and comment!!!!and be honest


WHo's dating who

walkin' down the hallway talking with my fiends
the gossip never ends
who like's who
who hate's you
who has the cutest new shoes


then i turn around and see you
and relize

Chourus: All i want is you...I dont wanna be cool. Who cares about all of this. lets get together and froget who's "in" and whos "out" , toi know what its all about. I dont care about who's dating who...unless its me and you......
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