Here are my liste of corny jokes. Now i'm just gonna let toi know now i got alot of these from the Youtube channel, vlogbrothers. So check them out too. Prepare to laugh.
(Make sure your not drinking anything ou eating anything toi might spit it ou something.)
#1 How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank coffee before it was cool.
#2 Why are celsius and farenheit friends?
Because they're fair-in-height. (I came up with that one :)
#3 Why was the balai, genêt à balais late to work?
It overswept!
#4 Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the baie they'd be bagels.
#5 What's Michelle Obama's favori vegetable?
Barackoli (broccoli)
#6 Why does the champignon have so many friends?
Because he's a fungi! (Fun guy)
#7 What do toi call a fake noodle?
An impasta! (Imposter)
#8 How often do i make chemistry jokes?
Periodically.
#9 What do toi call a pencil without lead?
Pointless!
#10 How do toi make an octopus giggle ten times?
toi give him ten-tickles (tenticles)
#11 How do toi make lady gaga cry?
Poker face!
#12 What did Beethoven become when he died?
A decomposer!
#13 What's a chicken's favori composer?
Bach!
#14 What did one eye say to the other eye?
"Between toi and me man, something smells." (Your nose)
#15 What did the stamp say to the envelope?
"Stick with me man, we'll go places."
#16 What did the hat say to the hatrack?
"Stay here, I'll go on a-head."
#17 Why can't toi hear a pteradactyl use the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent (the letter p in the name is silent)
#18 Why did the little boy eat his homework?
The teacher a dit it was a piece of cake.
#19 Why did the tomate blush?
It saw the salade dressing.
#20 What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
"Ruff!" (Rough)
#21 Why did the man send his phone to school?
He wanted a smartphone (i came up with that one too :)
#22 How do crazy people go through a forest?
They take the psycho path.
#23 How do toi know if it's raining chats and dogs?
toi step in a poodle (puddle)
#24 How do toi know if a clock is wise?
It goes clockwise (i thought of that)
#25 How do toi get Pikachu on a bus?
toi Pokémon (pok 'em on)
#26 Why can't toi dress with Pikachu in the room?
He'll Pikachu (peek at you)
#27 What do toi call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese (so old right?)
#28 How do get holy water?
toi boil the hell out of it!
#29 What starts with "E" ends with "E" but only has one letter in it?
An envelope, duh xD
#30 Why didn't the skeleton traverser, croix the road?
He didn't have the guts to.
#31 What did the ghost say to scare the bees?
"BOOOOBEEES!" XD (please don't yell that if your parents are home)
#32 What does an angry pepper do?
It gets jalepeño face! (All up in yo face)
#33 What do toi call an alligator in a vest?
An in- vest-igator investigator
#34 What's rose and fluffy?
rose fluff
#34.5 what's blue and fluffy? (Think about it)
rose fluff holding it's breath.
#35 What happens when toi drink 7 coca colas?
toi burp 7up
#36 Why can't your nose ever be 12 inches long?
Because then it'd be a foot.
#37 why does snoop dog carry an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle!
#38 Why was the police man in bed?
He was undercover.
#39 what did one light bulb say to another light bulb?
"Watts up?" (You know li,e the watts that are in a light bulb?)
#40 what did the poisson say when he hit a concrete wall?
"Dam!"
LAST ONE!
#41 Why can't toi trust lions?
They be lion to you! (Lying)
Alright so those are my corny jokes. Hope toi liked them. Make sure toi check out vlogbrothers they're really cool. Ciao! And rememeber...
(Make sure your not drinking anything ou eating anything toi might spit it ou something.)
#1 How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank coffee before it was cool.
#2 Why are celsius and farenheit friends?
Because they're fair-in-height. (I came up with that one :)
#3 Why was the balai, genêt à balais late to work?
It overswept!
#4 Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the baie they'd be bagels.
#5 What's Michelle Obama's favori vegetable?
Barackoli (broccoli)
#6 Why does the champignon have so many friends?
Because he's a fungi! (Fun guy)
#7 What do toi call a fake noodle?
An impasta! (Imposter)
#8 How often do i make chemistry jokes?
Periodically.
#9 What do toi call a pencil without lead?
Pointless!
#10 How do toi make an octopus giggle ten times?
toi give him ten-tickles (tenticles)
#11 How do toi make lady gaga cry?
Poker face!
#12 What did Beethoven become when he died?
A decomposer!
#13 What's a chicken's favori composer?
Bach!
#14 What did one eye say to the other eye?
"Between toi and me man, something smells." (Your nose)
#15 What did the stamp say to the envelope?
"Stick with me man, we'll go places."
#16 What did the hat say to the hatrack?
"Stay here, I'll go on a-head."
#17 Why can't toi hear a pteradactyl use the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent (the letter p in the name is silent)
#18 Why did the little boy eat his homework?
The teacher a dit it was a piece of cake.
#19 Why did the tomate blush?
It saw the salade dressing.
#20 What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
"Ruff!" (Rough)
#21 Why did the man send his phone to school?
He wanted a smartphone (i came up with that one too :)
#22 How do crazy people go through a forest?
They take the psycho path.
#23 How do toi know if it's raining chats and dogs?
toi step in a poodle (puddle)
#24 How do toi know if a clock is wise?
It goes clockwise (i thought of that)
#25 How do toi get Pikachu on a bus?
toi Pokémon (pok 'em on)
#26 Why can't toi dress with Pikachu in the room?
He'll Pikachu (peek at you)
#27 What do toi call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese (so old right?)
#28 How do get holy water?
toi boil the hell out of it!
#29 What starts with "E" ends with "E" but only has one letter in it?
An envelope, duh xD
#30 Why didn't the skeleton traverser, croix the road?
He didn't have the guts to.
#31 What did the ghost say to scare the bees?
"BOOOOBEEES!" XD (please don't yell that if your parents are home)
#32 What does an angry pepper do?
It gets jalepeño face! (All up in yo face)
#33 What do toi call an alligator in a vest?
An in- vest-igator investigator
#34 What's rose and fluffy?
rose fluff
#34.5 what's blue and fluffy? (Think about it)
rose fluff holding it's breath.
#35 What happens when toi drink 7 coca colas?
toi burp 7up
#36 Why can't your nose ever be 12 inches long?
Because then it'd be a foot.
#37 why does snoop dog carry an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle!
#38 Why was the police man in bed?
He was undercover.
#39 what did one light bulb say to another light bulb?
"Watts up?" (You know li,e the watts that are in a light bulb?)
#40 what did the poisson say when he hit a concrete wall?
"Dam!"
LAST ONE!
#41 Why can't toi trust lions?
They be lion to you! (Lying)
Alright so those are my corny jokes. Hope toi liked them. Make sure toi check out vlogbrothers they're really cool. Ciao! And rememeber...
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Father! Mother! Sister!
My blood agitates with the undulation of the wind
I will charge forth to the of my body
The enemy is Hell’s Deathron
Fight! Masked Rider V3 of Justice
Double Typhoon, the ceinture of Life
The wind-wheels of Strength and Technique spin
Father! Mother! Sister!
My blood screams with the undulation of the wind
I will charge forth to the of my strength
The enemy is Hell’s Deathron
Fight! Masked Rider V3 of Justice
Blue, Blue, Blue Bike of V3
Hurricane Jump a flying machine
The wheels and wings defeat monsters
Father! Mother! Sister!
My blood burns with the undulation of the wind
I will charge forth to the of my life
The enemy is Hell’s Deathron
Fight! Masked Rider V3 of Justice
White, White, White Muffler of V3
Twin wings that soar in the sky
Justice and l’amour protect the world
Father! Mother! Sister!
My blood agitates with the undulation of the wind
I will charge forth to the of my body
The enemy is Hell’s Deathron
Fight! Masked Rider V3 of Justice
Just one plus time before I go
I'll let toi know
And all this time I've been afraid,
Wouldn't let it show
Nobody can save me now, no
Nobody can save me now
Stars can only visible in the darkness,
Fear is ever changing and evolving
And I I I can poison these eyes
And I I I feel so alive
Nobody can save toi now
The king is down
It's do ou die!
Nobody can save toi now
Nowhere safe
It's the battle cry
It's the battle cry
Battle cry!
Nobody can save toi now
IT'S DO ou DIE
[Guitars]
Nobody can save toi now
The king is down
It's do ou die!
Nobody can save toi now
Nowhere safe
It's the battle cry
It's the battle cry
Battle cry!
Nobody can save toi now
IT'S DO ou DIE
Just one plus time before I go
I'll let toi know
And all this time I've been afraid,
Wouldn't let it show
Nobody can save me now, no
Nobody can save me now
I'll let toi know
And all this time I've been afraid,
Wouldn't let it show
Nobody can save me now, no
Nobody can save me now
Stars can only visible in the darkness,
Fear is ever changing and evolving
And I I I can poison these eyes
And I I I feel so alive
Nobody can save toi now
The king is down
It's do ou die!
Nobody can save toi now
Nowhere safe
It's the battle cry
It's the battle cry
Battle cry!
Nobody can save toi now
IT'S DO ou DIE
[Guitars]
Nobody can save toi now
The king is down
It's do ou die!
Nobody can save toi now
Nowhere safe
It's the battle cry
It's the battle cry
Battle cry!
Nobody can save toi now
IT'S DO ou DIE
Just one plus time before I go
I'll let toi know
And all this time I've been afraid,
Wouldn't let it show
Nobody can save me now, no
Nobody can save me now