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Carcisia Gruesetal skipped down the drveway, a slightly damp, redish envolope in her hand. She went into her house and layed the envolope on the table. she looked at the adress on the back of the envolope. It read in spidery handwriting; from anonymous.

A shiver ran down Carcisia's spine but she opened the envolope anyways. She pulled out a damp red letter. She unfolded it. Written in blood it said; IT IS YOUR TURN! DON'T TRY TO GET AWAY! YOUR FATE IS DECIDED!

Carcisia screamed and ran out of her house, but a tall man with long brown hair stood in her way. He hand cuffed her and shoved her into a big truck, the kind they use for mailing bigger things in boxes.

There were at least 50 other people in the truck but four stood out. there were two women hugging. One of them was crying. Then there was a girl not crying, but holding her head high and not montrer sign of emotion at all. There was also a boy standing in the corner holding a torch. The end of the torch was sharp, toi could hurt someone with it. The emotionless girl stood up.

'Sit down!' ordered the boy in the corner.

'Make me!' a dit the girl.

The boy hesitated, then dug the pointed end of the torch into her arm. The girl cried out in pain and fell to the ground.

'Kill her,' came a voice from the corner. 'She's useless.'

Carcisia looked up. there was a huge man sitting in the corner.

a giant! Carcisia realized.

The boy held the torch to the girls throat. Carcisia's breath caught in her throat. She had never watched someone die before.

'I can't,' the boy lowered the torch. 'I'm sorry.'

The giant grabbed the torch from him and stabbed the girl through her stomach. The boy winced as he watched her go up in flames.
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Chris/Ghostface: So anyways, I was saying, what's your favorito! scary movie?
Sam (Chris' fiancée): Well, the scariest is certainly Dragonball Evolution.
Chris/Ghostface: toi EVER MENTION THAT FILM AGAIN, I'LL CUT YOUR THROAT, toi LITTLE BITCH!
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(Sam hangs up, believing this all to be a dumb joke)
Chris/Ghostface: That girl made me think of Dragonball Evolution. SHE'S GOING TO DIE!!!


#2:
"So we're watching the movie and things are happening and WHAT THE FUCK IS MICHAEL CAINE DOING IN THIS MOVIE?!"


#3:
"Oh thanks for the stupid ball, Grandpa. Thanks a lot. I appreciate it. Hey, can toi tell...
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Have toi ever heard the story of the Albanian train operator? No?! Well then sit down and get comfy, we're going to be a while here. This is the greatest pun ever shared around a bar top. There once was an Albanian man who only ever dreamed of becoming a train operator. It was his greatest childhood fantasy, and all he worked for in his life. He was overjoyed when the jour finally came that he first got into the engine of a train to live out that dream. As Murphy's law would have it, his first jour on the job he hit a pedestrian on the tracks.. He was arrested, and come the jour for his trial...
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So the Game Awards 2019 was an absolute waste of time to anyone who went there. What a great time to be alive. Can toi believe they put a Fast & Furious game as the big announcement of that night above loup Among Us 2 ou No plus Heroes 3? So after being disappointed par Fast & Furious, I can disappoint myself again with a new Fast & Furious title, Fast & Furious: Showdown. I’ve never watched any of the movies, I have no idea what they are about, all I know is they were part of Game Awards 2019, so that’s justifiable reasons to hate it. Created par the lovely team at Activision,...
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Cincinatti Ohio. Four men were in a black Suburban were driving towards a warehouse called M&M Metals International Inc. One of them was Johnny Lightning.

Johnny: *Looks to the man sitting in the back with him*
Narrator: Before joining the CIA, I was a member of the Federal Bureau of Investigation. I didn't like the fact that it was corrupt, and decided to transfer. Some federal boys on the other hand, did not want me to transfer to the CIA. Once a mois since my transfer, they've been sending me at least five E-mails, trying to make out deals to get me back.
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1-It's considered rude to write in red ink in Portugal.
2-Although the bobcat is rarely seen, it is the most common wildcat in North America.
3-The Chinese giant salamandre can grow to be 6 feet (1.8 m) long, making it the largest salamandre in the world.

4-Because the speed of Earth's rotation changes over time, a jour in the age of dinosaures was just 23 hours long.

5-There are plus than 1,200 water parks in North America.


6-It would take 100 Earths, lined up end-to-end, to stretch across the face of the sun.

7-The highest wave ever surfed was as tall as a 10-story building.

8-Some apples can weigh...
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