1. “I came all the way to school before I realized I still had my pyjamas on, and had to go accueil and change”
2. “When I got here my teacher wasn’t in the classroom so I went out looking for him/her”
3. “I was abducted par aliens for experimental purposes. I have been gone for 50 years, but fortunately in Earth time it was only (insert how late toi are here)”
4. “I invented a time machine that took me vers l'avant, vers l’avant to my exam results. I saw that I got straight A’s, so I thought I might as well take things easy from now on.”
5. “I squeezed the toothpaste too hard, and spent all morning getting it back in the tube.”
6. “My parents Lost the keys to my cage.”
7. “I was helping Little Bo Peep find her sheep.”
8. “I’m afraid I can’t tell toi why I’m late. The government has sworn me to secrecy.”
9. “I’m not late… everyone else is early.”
10. "The bartender wouldn't let me leave."
11. “It takes a lot of time to dump a body”
12. “I wasn't late, I was just early for tomorrow.”
13. I wasn`t late. I just failed to be on time.
14. I didn`t want to seem to eager.
15. "Could toi please repeat the question?" (repeat when they ask toi again)
16. " The yellow sign painted on the road outside the school a dit 'CHILDREN SLOW', so rushing wasnt an option!! "
17. "had a meeting with the Pope."(doesn’t work on Pope.)
18. “I was trying to find toi a gift, (insert teachers name here)”
19. "I feel like I'm in everyone's way if I montrer up on time."
2. “When I got here my teacher wasn’t in the classroom so I went out looking for him/her”
3. “I was abducted par aliens for experimental purposes. I have been gone for 50 years, but fortunately in Earth time it was only (insert how late toi are here)”
4. “I invented a time machine that took me vers l'avant, vers l’avant to my exam results. I saw that I got straight A’s, so I thought I might as well take things easy from now on.”
5. “I squeezed the toothpaste too hard, and spent all morning getting it back in the tube.”
6. “My parents Lost the keys to my cage.”
7. “I was helping Little Bo Peep find her sheep.”
8. “I’m afraid I can’t tell toi why I’m late. The government has sworn me to secrecy.”
9. “I’m not late… everyone else is early.”
10. "The bartender wouldn't let me leave."
11. “It takes a lot of time to dump a body”
12. “I wasn't late, I was just early for tomorrow.”
13. I wasn`t late. I just failed to be on time.
14. I didn`t want to seem to eager.
15. "Could toi please repeat the question?" (repeat when they ask toi again)
16. " The yellow sign painted on the road outside the school a dit 'CHILDREN SLOW', so rushing wasnt an option!! "
17. "had a meeting with the Pope."(doesn’t work on Pope.)
18. “I was trying to find toi a gift, (insert teachers name here)”
19. "I feel like I'm in everyone's way if I montrer up on time."
1. Ruin there favori dress with lipstick
2.Slap them in the face with something alive
3. Make a bath for them with salt.
4. When they are at a fancy dinner, make fart noises
5. Run around them saying "Your butt is smelly!"
6. Say infront of everyone that your enemy watches Dora.
7. Fill a water ballon with soupe and prank him.
8. Kiss her boyfriend right In front of her
9. Push her into a 20 ft pool. (Espicially if she can't swim)
10. Steal her wallet and spend all her money and use her credit card. (Or through it in the trash.)
All made up par me. ^ ^
2.Slap them in the face with something alive
3. Make a bath for them with salt.
4. When they are at a fancy dinner, make fart noises
5. Run around them saying "Your butt is smelly!"
6. Say infront of everyone that your enemy watches Dora.
7. Fill a water ballon with soupe and prank him.
8. Kiss her boyfriend right In front of her
9. Push her into a 20 ft pool. (Espicially if she can't swim)
10. Steal her wallet and spend all her money and use her credit card. (Or through it in the trash.)
All made up par me. ^ ^
No AC/DC, people. I'm sorry.
1. "Highway Star", par Deep Purple
2. "Fear Of The Dark", par Iron Maiden
3. "Money For Nothing", par Dire Straits
4. "Sharp Dressed Man", par ZZ Top
5. "Come On Feel The Noise", par Quiet Riot
6. "Love In An Elevator", par Aerosmith
7. "Still Of The Night", par Whitesnake
8. "Nobody's Wife", par Anouk
9. "Stairway To Heaven", par Led Zeppelin
10. "Smokin'", par Boston
11. "Cherry Bomb", par The Runaways
12. "Mother, par Danzig
13. "Voodoo", par Black Sabbath
14. "Hot Blooded", par Foreigner
15. "Barracuda", par Heart
16. "Turn Up The Radio", par Autograph
17. "I l’amour toi Period", par Dan Baird
18. "Rock & Roll 69", par Betty Blowtorch
19. "I Can't Drive 55", par Sammy Hagar
20. "Carry On Wayward Son", par Kansas
There's someone knockin' on my door
There in the shadows, looks like a hand
Come to the rescue now
Once there was a man who decided he knew everything
Life's been so good to me
I went to see what I could find
toi never lived in the streets though toi wish toi had
I'm so sorry, please forgive me
Living in the sixth dimension
Over time I've come to feel
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If toi need help ou another example for a better understanding, let me know.