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(Jade’s POV)

“John…I’m bored” I whined to my friend in the other room. “Well i’m sorry Jade, but i don’t know what do do about that” John a dit walking in with a bowl of pop corn, maïs soufflé he popped himself. “What about Rose and Dave?” I asked sneaking some pop corn, maïs soufflé away from the bowl. “What about them?” Dave asked sitting the bowl on the coffee table, tableau in the middle of the room. “Can we invite them over? And can toi change out of the girl’s uniform?” I asked. He cheeks grew pink, “It’s comfortable.” “Oh John, toi little boy” I a dit ruffling his hair up. “Fine Jade, I’ll go change” He a dit his hands on his hips. “I’ll go call Rose, toi can call Dave” I smiled shooing him off. I grabbed my phone and dialed Rose. “Hello?” A soft voice answered. “Rose! John and I are bored, would toi like to come over?” I asked. “It would be my pleasure” I could just see her smiled. “Great I’ll tell John, toi don’t mind if Dave comes over do you?” I asked. “Of course not, he is still my friend” Rose said. “Jade” John a dit walking up behind me. “Hold on, I have to go Rose, come over soon” I a dit hanging up. “Yes John?” I asked. “I’m nervous” He said, his hands shaking.

I heard a knock on the door and jumped up to answer it. “Hey guys!” I smiled. “Hey” Dave said. “Hello” Rose smiled. “Rose do toi want me to invite Kanaya?” I asked. “I would be delighted if toi did” She smiled. I heard thunder in the distance. “You two should come in” I a dit moving out of the way. Rose walked in, then Dave. John sat on the couch, in shorts and a chemise that clung to his body. Dave sat par John, John immediately smiled. Dave brought his face close to his, they were whispering things together. “Rose, what is Kanaya’s number?” I asked. “You’ll have to get a hold of her through pesterchum” Rose replied. “Oh right, of course” I smiled sitting down par Rose grabbing my laptop.

gardenGnostic [GG] began pestering grimAuxiliatrix [GA]

GG: Hello Kanaya!

GA: Why Hello Jade

GG: Me, John, Dave, and Rose are all hanging out, would toi like toi come

GA: Why I’d Be Delighted To Jade

GA: But I Don’t Know Where toi Live

GG: I suppose you’re right…maybe Rose can tell you!

GG: She’s always smart about these things toi know?
GA: Yes I Know, She’s Fascinating Every Inch of Her

GG: toi every inch of her?

GA: I Don’t Suppose toi Were To Find Out About That

GG: No it’s fine as long as toi guys are happy!

GA: Why Thank toi Jade

GG: I’ll let Rose tell toi the directions now

gardenGnostic [GG] ceased pestering grimAuxiliatrix [GA]

tentacleTherapist [TT] began pestering grimAuxiliatrix [GA

TT: Hello Kanaya.

GA: Hello Rose.

Rose and Kanaya talked for quite a while. “I didn’t know my house was this complicated to get to” I huffed. “Oh it’s not, I was just chatting with Kanaya” Rose smiled. Not too long after the doorbell rang. “John go with Rose to get Kanaya” I said. “Why me?” John asked looking comfortable in Dave’s lap, while Dave’s arms were wrapped around him. “Because, toi have been sitting down, toi need exercise. “So have you!” John fought back holding a sad look on his face. “Fine” He gave in with a sigh crawling out of Dave’s arms. “Geez Jade” Dave a dit reaching for his pomme jus, jus de on the table. “No not ‘geez Jade’ I don’t like toi spending time with John” I a dit getting angry. “Why not? Because toi want to fuck him before I do?” He laughed slightly. I got up and pushed him on the ground and sat on haut, retour au début of him. “You know that’s not what I want,” I brought my forehead to his, “but if people catch toi two together they’ll call toi and John bad names and beat him up, I don’t want him hurt.” “That’s great Kanaya” I heard John. Before I could move, something dropped. “John?!” I pulled away from him. “John bro it’s not what it looks like” Dave said. “Save it, I don’t give one shit anymore” John a dit running out of the house, into the dark rainy night.

(Kurloz’s POV)

I had just finished changing out of the school uniform and looked out the window to see it was storming. I just shrugged and walked out to the den. Gamzee was at Tavros’s so I was alone, not that icared, I was used to being alone. Lightning struck the ground as someone knocked on the door causing an echo throughout the house. I made my way over to the door and opened it. “Kur-Kurloth?” Mituna stood there standing on his skateboard, his arms wrapped around his body, he was soaked. “Mituna you’re soaking we, come in” I signed. He nodded getting off his skateboard and picking it up. “I’m..i’m cold Kurloths” He said. “Well then strip out of those and toi can borrow some pajamas” I signed. “But I don’t know how to take off my clotheth!” Mituna whined. “Then I ill help you” I smiled. “You would?!” Mituna smiled, montrer his teeth. I nodded. “Then help me pleathe” He a dit standing still. Mituna was still in his school uniform, he must like them. I pulled off the mustard yellow sweater vest and the white chemise under it. I hate to admit it to myself but Mituna had a nice body, he wasn’t ripped in muscles and abs, but he was still in really good shape.

After I finished Mituna stood in black and yellow bumble bee boxers. “How cute” I smiled. “Don’t look” He a dit trying to hide his shame and embarrassment. I turned around while Mituna tried to put on the pajamas I had picked for him. “I don’t think I can get them on either” Mituna a dit blushing when I turned around. “It doethn’t fit” He a dit getting agitated. His head was in one of the sleeve holes. I quietly laughed and helped him out of the sleeve hole. Eventually Mituna had put the pants on himself. “Don’t toi think we should get ahold of Sollux?” I asked. Mituna looked up at me then back down at the floor. “Yeah..” He a dit quietly. I grabbed my phone and gave it to Mituna as he dialed his brothers number. “Hey Thollux…Yeah I’m at Kurloth’th..i’m fine Thollux, can toi pleathe jutht come and pick me up? I don’t think Kurloth would like me here bothering him” Mituna finished. I furrowed my eyebrows and shook me head. “I knew toi didn’t want me here” He a dit looking at the floor, like a helpless child. I hugged him tightly, and traced in his back, “Of course I want toi here Mituna.” I took Mituna to decipher what I said, but when he did he held onto me tightly. Lightning flashed and thunder boomed. Mituna flinched in my arms. “Kurloth..” He trailed off. “Yes?” I traced in his back. “Pleath don’t let me go” He a dit nuzzling my neck.

“Never” I traced. Mituna pulled away and stared at me for a second. “Is something wrong?” I signed. He shook his head and smiled. “Kurloths..” He trailed of again. I looked at him. He grabbed my face and pulled my face down, our lips meeting. He licked my lower lip asking for entrance. But my mouth was stitched closed. Once he realized this could go no further he pulled away and apologized. I shook my head and hugged him, giving his forehead my equivalent of a kiss. He wrapped his arms around waist and buried his face in my chest. Now the thunder was starting to sound like explosions right outside the house, Mituna was shaking in my arms whimpering. I started to nuzzle the side of his head and his neck, that calmed him down for a while until plus thunder sounded. Mituna was to the point of sobbing. Where is Sollux? It’d Been an heure since Mituna called. I pulled away from Mituna and signed, “Would toi like to sit down?” He nodded and grabbed my hand. I sat down on the canapé suivant to him, he still shook with fear. “It’s okay” I papped him. It wasn’t long before he fell asleep, his head resting on my chest, he’d still flinch when he heard thunder. After a whole other heure like that Sollux finally knocked on the door, causing Mituna to jump. “It’s okay,” I signed, “it’s only Sollux.” “Thollux?” He asked in awe. I nodded and opened the door, Sollux was covered in water and mud. “thorry It took tho fucking long, we got stuck in the storm” He said. “It’s fine.” “I’ll get him and I out of your way, I appreciate it, Come on Mituna” He a dit ushering Mituna to him. Sollux walked back to the car, when he wasn’t looking Mituna gave me a kiss, and I gave him what I could.

(Mituna’s POV)

Why did I feel this way towards my new moirail? Why did my cœur, coeur race whenever I thought about him? Why did I want him so badly? Why did I NEED him so badly? “Mituna?” Sollux asked looking at me after I’d become so quiet. “Yes Thollux?” I asked looking back at him. “You okay?” He asked. “Fine, jutht mith him..i gueth” I a dit playing with my hands. “Well he’th your friend now,tho of courthe toi can mith him Mituna” Sollux smiled at me. “No Thollux, not ath..friendth..” I trailed off. “Ath..matethpriteth?” He asked. I nodded, my cheeks a dark colour of yellow. “I thee..well one jour Mituna, toi thould tell him, he can’t jutht go not knowing how toi feel” He said. “Ugh! I hate when toi right” I scrunched my face up and crossed my arms. “Why because im your brother?” He asked. “No becauthe your younger” I sighed. “Age doethn’t mean thit to me Mituna” He a dit Pulling into our driveway. “I know” I a dit Running inside.

“Mituna toi look tired” Sollux a dit looking at me as I slumped down on my bed. “I am” I said. “Then thleep” He a dit stripping of his shirt. “I can’t!” I whined grabbing fist fulls of my hair and pulling. “Mituna!” He yelled grabbing my hands and pulling them away from my hair. “Don’t hurt yourself pleathe” He said, it sounded hard for him to breathe. I hugged him. “Fine.” “Thank you” He a dit in relief. “But Thollux, I can’t thleep” I a dit sadly. “Why not ‘Tuna?” He asked. Thunder exploded and I shrieked. “Now I thee why, come thleep in lit with me then.” I nodded and crawled under the covers on his bed. I didn’t want to change out of Kurloz’s clothes, they made my stomach flutter every time I caught his scent, which was quite a lot, the feeling was almost relaxing. Sollux crawled close to me, I wrapped my arms around his neck, his around my lower abdomen. We seemed to fit together, like black and white in a ying yang. “Thollux..” I said. “Yeth Mituna?” He a dit in a whisper. “I l’amour you” I a dit nuzzling my nose into his hair. “Mmm..love toi too ‘Tuna” He a dit holding me tighter.

It wasn’t Lost before we had both fallen asleep. But my dreams were haunted par him. I saw us, having a future, together. He was pulling out the stitches that held his mouth closed, I sat in front of him, tears rolling down my cheeks. What was happening? His lips covered in his blood, he hugged me, and kissed me. We did things, no things that normal moirals did, but then again neither of us were normal. He was mute, and I had brain damage. I felt a warm feeling in my abdomen, thinking it was just Sollux I let it pass. But I found the plus he touched me, the plus that feeling grew, I now know what it is. I tried to stop the dream, but nothing could work. I soon tried to wake up before Sollux noticed. “Mituna..Mituna..” The voice echoed. I thought it was Kurloz. But I bright light blinded me, it was Sollux calling my name. “It’th time to go to thcool” He said. “Thank god” I muttered. “What?” He asked raising an eyebrow. “Nothing!” I replied quickly. He shook his head and got dressed.
posted by EmzLovesCheryl
Why not smile? toi can always find a reason to smile, believe it ou not. toi can say that your life is the worst, toi can find a hundred reasons to prove that your life sucks, but I bet toi anything, that if toi let yourself search, toi can find a thousand reasons to smile. Whether it's a person, a memory, a possession, toi can always find something worth living for.

So many people spend their lives hating, complaining, moaning, but really, what's the point? Of course, everyone has off days, everyone gets angry, upset, annoyed, but toi don't need to spend your whole life living like that. Everyone...
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(I EDITED THIS A LITTLE SO I COULD ADRESS SOME OTHER STEREOTYPES THAT I THINK ARE WRONG and EXTREMELY HURTFUL!!!!)

In the world of stereotypes...


I HAVE CURVES, so I MUST be a fat-ass.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm BRITISH, so I MUST talk like a butler.

I DON'T WEAR SKIRTS, so I MUST be a tom-boy.

I'm POOR, so I MUST be homeless.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I FELL IN l’amour WITH A MAN WHILE HE WAS TAKEN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I’M EMOTIONAL, so I MUST be looking...
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posted by LadyL68
♥If you're asking if I need you,♥
♥The answer is forever♥


♥If you're asking if I'll leave you♥
♥ The answer is never♥



♥If you're asking what I value,♥
♥The answer is you♥




♥If you're asking if I l’amour you♥
♥The answer is I do♥








☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮

















READ THIS!!! I didn't write this poem, I found it earlier today.
posted by iamagagamonster
~~ dont be offended, i l’amour bruno mars' music, he just walked into this trap~~

** follow the beat of just the way toi are **

oh her eyes shadow makes her look like a clown and i hate it
her hair her hair looks like spiders live in it and its weird
shes so creepy
and i tell her everyday

oh i know i know when tell her this she won't believe me
and its so its so sad that she dont see what i see
but everytime she asks me "do i look ok" i say..

when i see your face, theres that perfect thing that i would change cos look at that mustache
girl toi need to shave

and when toi smile, the whole world ducks and...
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I am the boy who never finished high school because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl who was kicked out of her accueil because I confided in my mother I was a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who held her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled night.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in a hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the...
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Answer their questions with questions

Ask if toi they can put nourriture color in the cheese.

Ask them to deliver it in a limo.

Ask to see a menu

Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again

Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.

Ask for a deal available somewhere else.

Ask for the guy who took your order last time. Be sure to throw in a commentaire about his abs.

Ask if the pizza has had its shots

Ask if the pizza is organically grown

Ask if them for a free rendez-vous amoureux, date with one of the staff if toi make order over $30.

Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a description...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
In Japan,people use lots of smileys ou emotions in their messaging.

While emoji (graphical presentations of emoticons) are probably most known, “kaomoji” (from “kao” = face, “moji” = character) are the Japanese version of Western/Eastern emoticons and there are practically endless variations available.

The biggest difference to the Western/Eastern and Japanese emotions is that they read horizontally and toi don’t need to turn your head to understand them.

For example the Western/Eastern emoticon for “Happy” looks like this :-)/:) while the Japanese version looks like this (^_^).

Do toi use these emotions ou others in your emails?

Here are some examples:

(^_^) happy

(((º Д º ;))) scared

(-´´-;) problems

(>_<) angry

(?_?) confused

(-.-)zzZ sleepy

(^ _^;) embarrassed

(^O^) very happy

(T_T) sad

(^ ε ^) Kiss
-See plus emotions here: link
1) wacg alote of T.V. ou be on the computer a long time
2) don't eat nourriture that can make toi sleepy
3) drink a lot of soda ou crush
4) gety near load stuff ou equipment
5) kepp your lights on
6) try not to close your eyes at a late heure
7) don't lay down
8) wach a scary movie
EX: Cucky Nightmare on elms rue orphan
10) eat choclat and other stuff to make toi hiper



those are some ways to stay up till midnight on New years eve.


plz writ a commet to tell me what toi did on the list

HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE EVERYONE!
haut, retour au début 25 Ways To Drive Your Roommate Crazy

1. Every time toi wake up, start yelling, “Oh, my God! Where the
hell am I?!” and run around the room for a few minutes. Then go
back to bed. If yourroommate asks, say toi don’t know what
he/she is talking about.

2. Buy a plant. Sleep with it at night. Talk to it. After a few weeks,
start to argue with it loudly. Then yell, “I can’t live in the same
room with you,” storm out of the room and slam the door. Get rid
of the plant, but keep the pot. Refuse to discuss the plant ever
again.

3. Buy a Jack-in-the-box. Every day, turn the handle until the
clown...
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posted by vlad_todd_fan
1. Dress all in thick leather so that they can't bite ou scratch you. 2. Carry a gun so that those bitches don't kill ya. (obviously). 3. Make sure to hook up with Friends that aren't zombified. 4. Carry a couteau of some sort at ALL times. 5. Don't stay out after dark. 6. Go to huge houses nearby to party it up. 7. Don't get drunk, toi don't know what'll happen. 8. Destroy something to let off some steam. 9. Make sure to have a back-up plan when plan A. doesn't work. 10. Get over to a basse, bass Pro boutique ou anywhere with plenty of survival tools. 11. Go to a corny gift boutique and destroy everything...
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posted by MrOrange16
This is a liste of rules for the internet I found on link. Just for laughs :)



1. Do not talk about /b/*
2. Do NOT talk about /b/*
3. We are Anonymous.
4. Anonymous is legion.
5. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget.
6. Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
7. Anonymous is still able to deliver.
8. There are no real rules about posting.
9. There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.
10. If toi enjoy any rival sites — DON'T.
11. toi must have pictures to prove your statement.
12. Lurk moar — it's never enough.
13. Nothing is Sacred.
14. Do not argue...
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I'm Dreaming Of A Fat Christmas

It was Christmas Eve. Selena sat yet on her head, sipping slow eggnog.

She looked at the cute bateau hanging on the Christmas arbre and sighed. Last year, alex had hung it there, just before they looked at each other conversely and then fell into each other's arms and stood each other's hand.

If only I hadn't been so pretty, Selena thought, pouring a funny amount of rhum into her eggnog. Then alex might not have got so stupid and left me all alone at Christmas time. She wiped away a fast tear and held her head in her hand.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and...
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posted by Tayloraddict-1
(Big idea)



Another problem thats spreading on Fanpop. The problem is that people keep reporting people for dumb reasons. For example my friend some people reported her because she didnt agree with them and thats wrong. Like what happened to ''We are a big fanpop family''?. That doesnt even matter anymore does it ? Just when somebody makes toi mad ou doesnt agree with your point of view toi just rapporter them and thats just a whole bunch of bullshit. Like for real handle reporting responsibly if someone makes toi mad keep going on with life if someone doesnt agree with your view point just accept dont rapporter thm. Because we are a big family and we dont rapporter ou block family we care and montrer l’amour for them and YES we all argue its natural but just to rapporter someone is taking it too far


PLZ STOP IT!!



whos w/ me?



l’amour all around
-Jordan
ME: Hi there everyone this is Solo28, also know as ''The taco Man'' and today me and my conscience will talk to each other.

CONSCIENCE: toi are a freakin' retard.

ME: T-T Bad conscience.

CONSCIENCE: I AM NOT A FREAKIN' PET toi FREAKIN' MORON.

ME: Shut up.

CONSCIENCE: toi brun foncé, dun TELL ME TO SHUT UP

ME: I learned it from you, Dad, I learned it from you.

CONSCIENCE: No, stop it, stupid.

ME: Why, I just want to celebrate Ghostmas

CONSCIENCE: Ghostmas? I thought toi picked a jour out of a hat for that ou something.

ME: Candy jour is when I say it is Candy Day. It's when I say it is Candy Day.

CONSCIENE: It's not...
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posted by jessicamc26
"Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes, what do toi want?" "I'm calling to rapporter my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hidingmarijuana inside his firewood." "Thank toi very much for the call, sir." The suivant day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They searchthe shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open everypiece of wood, butfind no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left. The phone rings at Billy Bob's house. Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Happy Birthday, Buddy!"
These are all true, I saw them with my own eyes. They really happened!

1. Texting with BOTH hands (did the forget they were in a car?)
2. A woman putting on make-up while driving on the freeway during rush hour! (WHY? Could it not wait? Was how toi looked plus important than DRIVING?)
3. A man unwrapping and eating a full, everything on it, sandwhich while driving. (I guess he was hungry?)

If toi think these are bizzare, it gets better.

4. Someone lire the newspaper. (I guess he missed the big game?)
5. The dog was on the steering wheel. (No comment.)
6. A woman with her designer shades, bangles...
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posted by Renesmee_XD
There are a plethora of bands out there. Many of them are lesser-known, unfortunately. There’s just not enough time in the world for any one person to know them all… Unless that person is Dan Bergstein. ou the Easter Bunny.

Anyhow! I spotted an article here on Sparklife listing five bands the world must know, and of course little me thought, “Aha! I could do that!” And here I am, telling y’all about my lovely taste in pretty music! So, without further ado…
1. The Dresden Dolls: This Boston-based duo, Amanda Palmer and Brian Viglione, is epically awesome. They made up their own brand-new...
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posted by cute20k
1. Your lire my article.
2. You're wondering why you're even lire this.
4. toi didn't notice that I misspelled you're on #1
5. And you're checking back now
6. Nor did toi notice I skipped number three.
7. toi don't even feel like checking back this time. You'll take my word for it..
8. This is so stupid that toi silently chuckle to yourself.
9. Then toi realize that six isn't true because that doesn't make sense and that this is a rip off.
10. But toi remember that a fact is something that can be proven right ou wrong, so technically it was a fact.
11. toi wish toi never began to read this stupid stuff now but its still hard to stop.
13. I didn't catch toi with the missing number this time. ou did I?
14. toi wonder why I'm being such a smart butt.
15. But then again, my mind lire powers amaze you.
16. toi totally forgot I was only supposed to tell toi ten facts.
This is just the back story for my Sonic the Hedgehog fan character. Do toi think it's good?
***

Atsuko Mana Kenyoku was born in Osaka, Japan. Her interests were American superhero comics, old television, technology, and music. She's very quiet, and sometimes even shy. her mom, Izumi Kenyoku, was a junior high school teacher. and Atsuko's dad, Makoto Kenyoku, worked at a record shop. Atsuko had a 17 an old brother named Masahiko, who was learning ninjitsu at the time, and was also very skilled at it. He liked to tech her What he knew. the Kenyokus weren't rich, but they had a fair amount of...
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Well, this is what happenes when I get bored...I put a message through every language in Babel poisson and see what I get...and some of the results are really funny. I tried this one to see just how unreliable Babel poisson could be...

Original Message:
I would like to conduct a chercher as to how accurate this translator is. As instructed, I have used grammatically sound language and correct spelling. I will put this message through every language inside the translator and see how the final message varies from the original one. If the results turn out as expected, some words will be literally “lost...
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