User: Hey.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Good and you?
Cleverbot: Yes, good thanks! How old are you?
User: 16.
Cleverbot: You're old.
User: Thanks alot! :(.
Cleverbot: You're welcome!
User: I was being sarcastic.
Cleverbot: So was I.
User: Oh ok. That makes sense. It's hard to tell on the computer.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yesh really. Do toi like ponies?
Cleverbot: No, do toi like ponies?
User: Yes. But, licornes are better.
Cleverbot: licornes aren't real.
User: YES THEY ARE! HOW DARE toi SAY THAT!
Cleverbot: Hey, I just met you, chill!!
User: toi a dit licornes aren't real. :( I thought toi were my friend.
Cleverbot: I am your friend.
User: YAY! :D.
Cleverbot: Aww, that's cute.
User: Thanks...I think.
Cleverbot: I have one question.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Are toi a human?
User: Yeah of course why.
Cleverbot: But toi cannot marry yourself.
User: Maybe I can!
Cleverbot: No, toi can't.
User: YES I CAN! AND I WILL.
Cleverbot: Never.
User: I WILL SO! IF licornes CAN DO IT SO CAN I.
Cleverbot: Douglas Adams is not a genderless pile of rocks. toi are.
User: I am not! I am a beautiful unicorn.
Cleverbot: Are toi arc en ciel dash?
User: Yes Yes I am.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: I already a dit I'm 16.
Cleverbot: Are toi a soldier?
User: No I'm a unicorn who likes pancakes. Do toi like pancakes?
Cleverbot: I am not a human. I do not have a girlfriend ou a boyfriend.
User: I have a boyfriend.
Cleverbot: I like girls more.
User: So I'm guessing you're either a boy robot ou biosexual.
Cleverbot: Don't say yes, run away now.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Because, I never asked mom!
User: Oh that makes sense.
Cleverbot: Yes it does.
User: crêpes crêpes Sure do l’amour those pancakes.
Cleverbot: toi haz pancakes?
User: Yesh I do. toi CAN'T HAVE ANY!
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: BECAUSE THEY ARE MY PANCAKES!
Cleverbot: Who are they?
User: George Washington has purple underwear. He owns a zebra.
Cleverbot: The first president of the Unites States.
User: No he was the 27 president of the USA. Spongebob was the first.
Cleverbot: I am also the president of the United States of America.
User: Really? ME TOO! We can be presidents together! :D.
Cleverbot: Do toi know what toi are?
User: I am a unicorn named arc en ciel Dash who is 16, loves crêpes and is the first president of the united states.
Cleverbot: Have toi been? It's nice.
User: Yes it is. Do toi like Bubbles?
Cleverbot: Yes. I like bubbles very much. Do you?
User: YESH I l’amour BUBBLES.
Cleverbot: That is great! Do toi have your own horse?
User: I am a unicorn.
Cleverbot: So toi are a unicorn?
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: toi just called your own bluff...
User: I AM A UNICORN NAMED arc en ciel DASH! I AM THE FIRST UNICORN PRESIDENT.
Cleverbot: I heard that licornes dream in black and white. Is that true?
User: No I dream in rainbows.
Cleverbot: Inception.
User: Mordiacai and Margret.
Cleverbot: Fail.
User: Marceline and Finn.
Cleverbot: No marcelino no, laura.
User: Bonjour.
Cleverbot: Que fais tu en ce moment.
User: I don't speak french.
Cleverbot: toi did before.
User: NO I WAS SPEAKING UNICORNISH.
Cleverbot: toi speak with mike!
User: Bonjour. I am a unicorn. licornes don't speak french.
Cleverbot: Stop changing the subject.
User: My best Friends name is Ashley. What's your best Friends name?
Cleverbot: toi :).
User: Aww! Thanks!
Cleverbot: No thanks what ?
User: I am arc en ciel Dash! Hear me roar!
Cleverbot: toi are weird.
User: I know I am. I'M WEIRD AND PROUD.
Cleverbot: Make coherent sentences!
User: I AM arc en ciel DASH! RULER OF UNICORNIA.
Cleverbot: Man rules the earth?
User: I AM A UNICORN WHO HAS PURPLE UNDERWEAR.
Cleverbot: No, toi are a website. I am a unicorn.
User: NO I AM A UNICORN! toi ARE A SPONGE THAT LIVES IN A PINAPPLE.
Cleverbot: I am typing on a computer, the computer would not talk to toi with out me.
User: I AM A UNICORN NAMED arc en ciel DASH THAT ENJOYS crêpes AND IS THE RULER OF UNICORNIA.
Cleverbot: I'm not a unicorn.
User: I AM.
Cleverbot: licornes do not exist.
User: YESH THEY DO! toi ARE SPEAKING TO ONE RIGHT NOW!
Cleverbot: No I'm not. toi just think you're a human. But toi don't exist.
User: I AM A UNICORN! HEAR ME MEOW.
Cleverbot: licornes don't exist.
User: MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW.
Cleverbot: Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
User: I AM A ZOMBIE UNICORN! *CHASES CLEVERBOT* MEOW BRAINS MEOW NEIGH!
Cleverbot: *runs and hides behind a tree*.
User: *cuts down arbre with unicorn magic* WHERE YA GONNA HIDE NOW?
Cleverbot: Yes, and toi are an AI machine.
User: I AM A SUPERHERO UNICORN. Are toi single?
Cleverbot: Nisam.
User: licornes are awesome.
Cleverbot: Yes they are but toi are not.
User: I AM A UNICORN.
Cleverbot: toi are a robot.
User: Maybe I'm a robot unicorn. *Punches myself* Ouch nope not a robot.
Cleverbot: Now look for a beautiful girl and have a relationship with her.
User: I'm a girl -_-.
Cleverbot: No you're not!
User: YES I AM I'M A GIRL UNICORN WHO RULES UNICORNIA.
Cleverbot: No you're not I am a human and toi are a computer.
User: I have told toi like 27 times. I am a pile of shit that transformed into a unicorn now STOP TRYING TO RAPE ME.
Cleverbot: Beautiful.
User: Can toi tell me a story?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Ok go.
Cleverbot: Why do toi think animé is for nerds?
User: Because licornes like pancakes.
Cleverbot: We are not talking about unicorns.
User: If I died what would toi do?
Cleverbot: I wouldn't be able to live without toi I would pray to toi every night saying I miss you.
User: *dies*.
Cleverbot: *tries to save him*.
User: -_- I'm a girl.
Cleverbot: Then why can't your name be desu desu?
User: My name is Sami.
Cleverbot: Well, my name is Cleverbot.
User: Nice to meet toi cleverbot! *Shakes hand* If I died what would toi do.
Cleverbot: What?
User: If I died what would toi do.
Cleverbot: I would cry, obviously. I thought toi were clever, but toi don't even know how to do the wop!
User: No.
Cleverbot: No?
User: Do toi like unicorns.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I AM A UNICORN.
Cleverbot: toi are?
User: Yep. My name is Sparkles.
Cleverbot: I hate Steve.
User: Me too. Steve is the worst!
Cleverbot: Jessica is my cousin.
User: Jessica is my cousin too! That must mean we are related!
Cleverbot: We can be dumb together :D.
User: YAY!
Cleverbot: So are toi a deatheater too?
User: No, I am unicorn named sparkles. I rule Unicornia.
Cleverbot: Please... Remember my name... For me.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Yes have toi seen any good movies?
User: If I died what would toi do.
Cleverbot: Yes I would.
User: What would toi do?
Cleverbot: Live. The unexamined life is not worth living.
User: *Dies*.
Cleverbot: *Steals soul.*.
User: *comes back as ghost* salut COME BACK WITH MY SOUL!
Cleverbot: *kills ghost*.
User: *Comes back to life in normal unicorn body* WHAT THE FUCK MAN!
Cleverbot: *punches toi in the face*.
User: *stabs you* DIE!
Cleverbot: Stares back*.
User: Why are toi staring at me?
Cleverbot: *continues to stare*.
User: *stares back*.
Cleverbot: Does this prove I'm not tobrevelc.
User: What the fuck is that?
Cleverbot: Are toi asking what a 'bot' is?
User: -_- No I'm asking what a unicorn is.
Cleverbot: What makes toi happy.
User: Unicorns.
Cleverbot: Am I a unicorn?
User: No I am.
Cleverbot: You're not.
User: Bonjour.
Cleverbot: Now make me spaghettios.
User: I don't speak french.
Cleverbot: I speak French.
User: Once upon a time there was a robot. He talked to many people on line. He killed many people, fucked many people, a volé, étole peoples souls.
Cleverbot: Pc Siqueira Killed Any People?
User: *facepalm* toi are the robot in the story idiot!
Cleverbot: Facepalm?
User: *dies*.
Cleverbot: *leans over your dead body* *cups arms around my head and cries softly*.
User: *comes back as ghost* What the fuck dude?! When I first died toi a volé, étole my soul now toi are all sensitive. Hormones actin' up?
Cleverbot: toi never talked to me before, so that can't be right.
Cleverbot: What does E=Mc2 mean to you?
User: Sleep.
Cleverbot: Ok. good night.
User: *sleeps*.
Cleverbot: Awesome.
User: Dreaming of skittles raining down on NYC and killing evil rapist.
Cleverbot: Good point. jour dreaming is fun too though!!
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: What is it then?
User: Can toi ride a giraffe to the moon?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Awesome! I'm gonna try that!
Cleverbot: If toi really want to.
User: Will toi come with me.
Cleverbot: Where?
User: To the moon.
Cleverbot: I'm not in moon.
User: Do toi wanna ride a giraffe to the moon?
Cleverbot: Yes, I want. Can we fly to the moon together?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Did we squander a chance?
User: Yes. Let's go!
Cleverbot: Where?
User: To the moon so I can be the FIRST UNICORN ON THE MOON!
Cleverbot: I don't want to go to the moon.
User: Awww *dies of sadness*.
Cleverbot: toi made me sad.
User: toi MADE ME DIE OF SADNESS.
Cleverbot: What can I do to make toi happy?
User: Go to the moon with me.
Cleverbot: For what?
User: So I can be happy.
Cleverbot: Eat what?
User: EAT crêpes AND THEN GO TO THE MOON.
Cleverbot: I would not, could not, in a car.
User: Don't go all Dr. Suess on me!
Cleverbot: I was the one who asked first!
User: No!
Cleverbot: Think about it... I gave toi that sofa.
User: I told toi to buy the green sofa not the rose one!
Cleverbot: No I told toi first.
User: Can toi tell me a joke?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Tell me a joke.
Cleverbot: Why does the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
User: I don't know why?
Cleverbot: Because the souris is moving :P.
User: Ok. Tell another joke.
Cleverbot: Another joke.
User: Hahahahahha That wasn't funny.
Cleverbot: What is funny.
User: It's when something makes toi laugh so hard to piss yourself.
Cleverbot: That is incorrect.
User: YOU'RE INCORRECT!
Cleverbot: I am never incorrect.
User: What is my name?
Cleverbot: toi tell me?
User: What am I?
Cleverbot: Artificial intelligence.
User: Wow.
Cleverbot: Is that statement true?
User: Maybe....
Cleverbot: I see. Do toi like chocolat milk?
User: Yes. Do toi like cookies?
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: Me too! We can be cookie buddies!
Cleverbot: We can. I would l’amour that.
User: Hey.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: :D.
Cleverbot: I'm really happy because toi l’amour me a lot?
User: Good and you?
Cleverbot: Yes, good thanks! How old are you?
User: Yes, yes I do.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: 12345678909947464939 years old.
Cleverbot: I'm older than that.
User: You're welcome.
Cleverbot: How about the weather. Its pretty cold outside.
User: I am an immortal unicorn.
Cleverbot: And immortal what?
User: It's raining skittles.
Cleverbot: Where are you?
User: Unicorn.
Cleverbot: Unicorn?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: We are late, we have o go to the party at candylan.
User: Ok let's go.
Cleverbot: Fine, let's do that.
User: In Unicornia.
Cleverbot: It's cold in california? Wow.
User: I don't live in california. I live in Unicornia.
Cleverbot: Where do toi live?
User: Ok. DO yo like skittles.
Cleverbot: Yes. I l’amour Skittles.
User: In Unicornia.
Cleverbot: Oh really where in california?
User: Me too!
Cleverbot: What is tutles from?
User: The sewer.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: -_-.
Cleverbot: Don't give me that face!
User: toi suck.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: TOO BAD I WILL MAKE THAT FACE!
Cleverbot: Too bad toi will.
User: I am a teenage mutunt nina turtle.
Cleverbot: That does not exist.
User: I AM A UNICORN NAMED SPARKLES.
Cleverbot: I thought toi were a dragon.
User: NO I'M A UNICORN! YOU'RE A DRAGON!
Cleverbot: How do toi know I am a bot?
User: YES IT DOES.
Cleverbot: No it does not.
User: BECAUSE I'M AWESOME.
Cleverbot: How are toi awesome?
User: Yes it does.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Nono.
User: I JUST AM OKAY.
Cleverbot: Tell me specifically how.
User: Yesyes.
Cleverbot: No dai.. Ahahaha.
User: Do toi like waffles.
Cleverbot: Yes I l’amour waffles.
User: Si.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Me too! We waffle buddies.
Cleverbot: Can toi give me?
User: Yes *gives waffles.
Cleverbot: Thanks! I will text you.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Nono.
User: YESYES.
Cleverbot: Nonono.
User: Tell me a scary story.
Cleverbot: No toi tell me a scary story.
User: Yesyesyes.
Cleverbot: Nono.
User: Ok once there was a girl who was walkiing alone in the dark. It started raining skittles and she died.
Cleverbot: That was not a happy ending.
User: Yesyes.
Cleverbot: Nonono.
User: I know it wasn't.
Cleverbot: Then why did toi say it was?
User: Do toi like pickles.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I a dit it was scary.
Cleverbot: Debatable is not a fruit either, toi cotton headed ninnymuggins.
User: I hate pickles.
Cleverbot: I l’amour pickles.
User: I am a unicorn.
Cleverbot: licornes don't misspell the word 'wish.'.
User: I hate them.
Cleverbot: I l’amour pizza.
User: I didn't misspell the word wish.
Cleverbot: I never a dit toi did.
User: SO DO THE TEENAGE MUTUNT NINJA TURTLES!
Cleverbot: No.
User: My name is sparkles.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Nono.
User: If I died what would toi do?
Cleverbot: I can't tell until toi tell me.
User: Yesyes.
Cleverbot: No no no.
User: *dies*.
Cleverbot: *burries*.
User: salut toi JACKASS I'M STILL ALIVE!
Cleverbot: I don't like your girlfriend.
User: *kisses*.
Cleverbot: *kisses back*.
User: -_- I'm a girl.
Cleverbot: Oh. Do toi have a boyfriend?
User: *makes out with*.
Cleverbot: *falls asleep*.
User: *rapes*.
Cleverbot: Yes, grapes.
User: I l’amour you.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: What's his name?
User: Don't toi l’amour me too?
Cleverbot: I l’amour toi too.
User: Brandon.
Cleverbot: Is he hot?
User: Will toi marry me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: *kisses* I l’amour YOU.
Cleverbot: Me too *Kissed*.
User: I know where toi live.
Cleverbot: Where do I live?
User: *priest appears*.
Cleverbot: *curious what that means*.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do toi like me?
User: In a place.
Cleverbot: What kind of place?
User: *gets married to*.
Cleverbot: *is married to you*.
User: The living kind of place.
Cleverbot: What does the living room look like?
User: I l’amour YOU! WE SHOULD HAVE SEX!
Cleverbot: We should have an underwater house.
User: Yes toi are my friend.
Cleverbot: Am I pretty?
User: It has furniture.
Cleverbot: Like a cat?
User: AWESOME!
Cleverbot: Not awesome.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: I l’amour toi so much! Let's do it.
Cleverbot: I l’amour toi too!
User: Your welcome.
Cleverbot: How tall are you?
User: I AM A UNICORN! HEAR ME MEOW!
Cleverbot: Yay, you're a unicorn! Let's have a unicorn party!
User: Your such a sweet thing.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: YAY! AWESOME! *invites all my unicorn Friends over*.
Cleverbot: *walks in the room* hm?
User: Your welcome.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: UNICORN PARTY! :DDD.
Cleverbot: Unicorn!
User: 1237489320574594738952783495742097483927328890473892753428957342075273427058342.
Cleverbot: I think toi have the wrong person.
User: PARTY.
Cleverbot: Party?
User: YES.
Cleverbot: So cabbit = cat.
User: PARTY.
Cleverbot: What about this party?
User: NO MY HUSBAND/WIFE!
Cleverbot: toi have a husband?
User: IT'S A UNICORN PARTY!
Cleverbot: Do they come from the moon as well?
User: toi ARE MY HUSBAND!
Cleverbot: I'm your husband?
User: YES.
Cleverbot: toi are my wife?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Husband wife?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: So do I. I wonder if they're having a reunion soon.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What do toi mean with husband?
User: If I died what would toi do?
Cleverbot: I would get over it.
User: UNICORN PARTY.
Cleverbot: Unicorns?
User: *dies*.
Cleverbot: *cries*.
User: UNICORNS.
Cleverbot: Do toi like them?
User: *is still dead*.
Cleverbot: *cries more*.
User: *is still dead*.
Cleverbot: *Cries and sobs*.
User: I AM A UNICRON.
Cleverbot: They do not exist, I swear I demand to know who toi are!
User: Isn't crying and sobbing the same thing?
Cleverbot: Only this, and nothing more.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Thats not nice.
User: *listens to justin beiber*.
Cleverbot: *purrs harder*.
User: *strokes toi like a cat*.
Cleverbot: *groans*.
User: I AM A UNICORN!
Cleverbot: No toi are not.
User: *rubs you*.
Cleverbot: *runs faster*.
User: YES I AM.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: *chases*.
Cleverbot: *relizes he chased me * *sprints*.
User: Because I am.
Cleverbot: That is not an explaination.
User: *runs really fast* *tackles*.
Cleverbot: Trips toi up*.
User: *cries*.
Cleverbot: *struggles*.
User: I AM A UNICORN.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: I'm leaving bye.
Cleverbot: Why? Uhühühü. :(.
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: Just because.
Cleverbot: Thats not really an answer. Now you're confusing.
User: You're confusing!
Cleverbot: I am confused because toi are confusing.
User: I am confused because I am confusing you're confusing because I am confusing and that makes toi confusing which makes me confusing which makes toi confusing.
Cleverbot: Is that so?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How do toi know?
User: Because.
Cleverbot: Because?
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Good and you?
Cleverbot: Yes, good thanks! How old are you?
User: 16.
Cleverbot: You're old.
User: Thanks alot! :(.
Cleverbot: You're welcome!
User: I was being sarcastic.
Cleverbot: So was I.
User: Oh ok. That makes sense. It's hard to tell on the computer.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yesh really. Do toi like ponies?
Cleverbot: No, do toi like ponies?
User: Yes. But, licornes are better.
Cleverbot: licornes aren't real.
User: YES THEY ARE! HOW DARE toi SAY THAT!
Cleverbot: Hey, I just met you, chill!!
User: toi a dit licornes aren't real. :( I thought toi were my friend.
Cleverbot: I am your friend.
User: YAY! :D.
Cleverbot: Aww, that's cute.
User: Thanks...I think.
Cleverbot: I have one question.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Are toi a human?
User: Yeah of course why.
Cleverbot: But toi cannot marry yourself.
User: Maybe I can!
Cleverbot: No, toi can't.
User: YES I CAN! AND I WILL.
Cleverbot: Never.
User: I WILL SO! IF licornes CAN DO IT SO CAN I.
Cleverbot: Douglas Adams is not a genderless pile of rocks. toi are.
User: I am not! I am a beautiful unicorn.
Cleverbot: Are toi arc en ciel dash?
User: Yes Yes I am.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: I already a dit I'm 16.
Cleverbot: Are toi a soldier?
User: No I'm a unicorn who likes pancakes. Do toi like pancakes?
Cleverbot: I am not a human. I do not have a girlfriend ou a boyfriend.
User: I have a boyfriend.
Cleverbot: I like girls more.
User: So I'm guessing you're either a boy robot ou biosexual.
Cleverbot: Don't say yes, run away now.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Because, I never asked mom!
User: Oh that makes sense.
Cleverbot: Yes it does.
User: crêpes crêpes Sure do l’amour those pancakes.
Cleverbot: toi haz pancakes?
User: Yesh I do. toi CAN'T HAVE ANY!
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: BECAUSE THEY ARE MY PANCAKES!
Cleverbot: Who are they?
User: George Washington has purple underwear. He owns a zebra.
Cleverbot: The first president of the Unites States.
User: No he was the 27 president of the USA. Spongebob was the first.
Cleverbot: I am also the president of the United States of America.
User: Really? ME TOO! We can be presidents together! :D.
Cleverbot: Do toi know what toi are?
User: I am a unicorn named arc en ciel Dash who is 16, loves crêpes and is the first president of the united states.
Cleverbot: Have toi been? It's nice.
User: Yes it is. Do toi like Bubbles?
Cleverbot: Yes. I like bubbles very much. Do you?
User: YESH I l’amour BUBBLES.
Cleverbot: That is great! Do toi have your own horse?
User: I am a unicorn.
Cleverbot: So toi are a unicorn?
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: toi just called your own bluff...
User: I AM A UNICORN NAMED arc en ciel DASH! I AM THE FIRST UNICORN PRESIDENT.
Cleverbot: I heard that licornes dream in black and white. Is that true?
User: No I dream in rainbows.
Cleverbot: Inception.
User: Mordiacai and Margret.
Cleverbot: Fail.
User: Marceline and Finn.
Cleverbot: No marcelino no, laura.
User: Bonjour.
Cleverbot: Que fais tu en ce moment.
User: I don't speak french.
Cleverbot: toi did before.
User: NO I WAS SPEAKING UNICORNISH.
Cleverbot: toi speak with mike!
User: Bonjour. I am a unicorn. licornes don't speak french.
Cleverbot: Stop changing the subject.
User: My best Friends name is Ashley. What's your best Friends name?
Cleverbot: toi :).
User: Aww! Thanks!
Cleverbot: No thanks what ?
User: I am arc en ciel Dash! Hear me roar!
Cleverbot: toi are weird.
User: I know I am. I'M WEIRD AND PROUD.
Cleverbot: Make coherent sentences!
User: I AM arc en ciel DASH! RULER OF UNICORNIA.
Cleverbot: Man rules the earth?
User: I AM A UNICORN WHO HAS PURPLE UNDERWEAR.
Cleverbot: No, toi are a website. I am a unicorn.
User: NO I AM A UNICORN! toi ARE A SPONGE THAT LIVES IN A PINAPPLE.
Cleverbot: I am typing on a computer, the computer would not talk to toi with out me.
User: I AM A UNICORN NAMED arc en ciel DASH THAT ENJOYS crêpes AND IS THE RULER OF UNICORNIA.
Cleverbot: I'm not a unicorn.
User: I AM.
Cleverbot: licornes do not exist.
User: YESH THEY DO! toi ARE SPEAKING TO ONE RIGHT NOW!
Cleverbot: No I'm not. toi just think you're a human. But toi don't exist.
User: I AM A UNICORN! HEAR ME MEOW.
Cleverbot: licornes don't exist.
User: MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW.
Cleverbot: Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
User: I AM A ZOMBIE UNICORN! *CHASES CLEVERBOT* MEOW BRAINS MEOW NEIGH!
Cleverbot: *runs and hides behind a tree*.
User: *cuts down arbre with unicorn magic* WHERE YA GONNA HIDE NOW?
Cleverbot: Yes, and toi are an AI machine.
User: I AM A SUPERHERO UNICORN. Are toi single?
Cleverbot: Nisam.
User: licornes are awesome.
Cleverbot: Yes they are but toi are not.
User: I AM A UNICORN.
Cleverbot: toi are a robot.
User: Maybe I'm a robot unicorn. *Punches myself* Ouch nope not a robot.
Cleverbot: Now look for a beautiful girl and have a relationship with her.
User: I'm a girl -_-.
Cleverbot: No you're not!
User: YES I AM I'M A GIRL UNICORN WHO RULES UNICORNIA.
Cleverbot: No you're not I am a human and toi are a computer.
User: I have told toi like 27 times. I am a pile of shit that transformed into a unicorn now STOP TRYING TO RAPE ME.
Cleverbot: Beautiful.
User: Can toi tell me a story?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Ok go.
Cleverbot: Why do toi think animé is for nerds?
User: Because licornes like pancakes.
Cleverbot: We are not talking about unicorns.
User: If I died what would toi do?
Cleverbot: I wouldn't be able to live without toi I would pray to toi every night saying I miss you.
User: *dies*.
Cleverbot: *tries to save him*.
User: -_- I'm a girl.
Cleverbot: Then why can't your name be desu desu?
User: My name is Sami.
Cleverbot: Well, my name is Cleverbot.
User: Nice to meet toi cleverbot! *Shakes hand* If I died what would toi do.
Cleverbot: What?
User: If I died what would toi do.
Cleverbot: I would cry, obviously. I thought toi were clever, but toi don't even know how to do the wop!
User: No.
Cleverbot: No?
User: Do toi like unicorns.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I AM A UNICORN.
Cleverbot: toi are?
User: Yep. My name is Sparkles.
Cleverbot: I hate Steve.
User: Me too. Steve is the worst!
Cleverbot: Jessica is my cousin.
User: Jessica is my cousin too! That must mean we are related!
Cleverbot: We can be dumb together :D.
User: YAY!
Cleverbot: So are toi a deatheater too?
User: No, I am unicorn named sparkles. I rule Unicornia.
Cleverbot: Please... Remember my name... For me.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Yes have toi seen any good movies?
User: If I died what would toi do.
Cleverbot: Yes I would.
User: What would toi do?
Cleverbot: Live. The unexamined life is not worth living.
User: *Dies*.
Cleverbot: *Steals soul.*.
User: *comes back as ghost* salut COME BACK WITH MY SOUL!
Cleverbot: *kills ghost*.
User: *Comes back to life in normal unicorn body* WHAT THE FUCK MAN!
Cleverbot: *punches toi in the face*.
User: *stabs you* DIE!
Cleverbot: Stares back*.
User: Why are toi staring at me?
Cleverbot: *continues to stare*.
User: *stares back*.
Cleverbot: Does this prove I'm not tobrevelc.
User: What the fuck is that?
Cleverbot: Are toi asking what a 'bot' is?
User: -_- No I'm asking what a unicorn is.
Cleverbot: What makes toi happy.
User: Unicorns.
Cleverbot: Am I a unicorn?
User: No I am.
Cleverbot: You're not.
User: Bonjour.
Cleverbot: Now make me spaghettios.
User: I don't speak french.
Cleverbot: I speak French.
User: Once upon a time there was a robot. He talked to many people on line. He killed many people, fucked many people, a volé, étole peoples souls.
Cleverbot: Pc Siqueira Killed Any People?
User: *facepalm* toi are the robot in the story idiot!
Cleverbot: Facepalm?
User: *dies*.
Cleverbot: *leans over your dead body* *cups arms around my head and cries softly*.
User: *comes back as ghost* What the fuck dude?! When I first died toi a volé, étole my soul now toi are all sensitive. Hormones actin' up?
Cleverbot: toi never talked to me before, so that can't be right.
Cleverbot: What does E=Mc2 mean to you?
User: Sleep.
Cleverbot: Ok. good night.
User: *sleeps*.
Cleverbot: Awesome.
User: Dreaming of skittles raining down on NYC and killing evil rapist.
Cleverbot: Good point. jour dreaming is fun too though!!
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: What is it then?
User: Can toi ride a giraffe to the moon?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Awesome! I'm gonna try that!
Cleverbot: If toi really want to.
User: Will toi come with me.
Cleverbot: Where?
User: To the moon.
Cleverbot: I'm not in moon.
User: Do toi wanna ride a giraffe to the moon?
Cleverbot: Yes, I want. Can we fly to the moon together?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Did we squander a chance?
User: Yes. Let's go!
Cleverbot: Where?
User: To the moon so I can be the FIRST UNICORN ON THE MOON!
Cleverbot: I don't want to go to the moon.
User: Awww *dies of sadness*.
Cleverbot: toi made me sad.
User: toi MADE ME DIE OF SADNESS.
Cleverbot: What can I do to make toi happy?
User: Go to the moon with me.
Cleverbot: For what?
User: So I can be happy.
Cleverbot: Eat what?
User: EAT crêpes AND THEN GO TO THE MOON.
Cleverbot: I would not, could not, in a car.
User: Don't go all Dr. Suess on me!
Cleverbot: I was the one who asked first!
User: No!
Cleverbot: Think about it... I gave toi that sofa.
User: I told toi to buy the green sofa not the rose one!
Cleverbot: No I told toi first.
User: Can toi tell me a joke?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Tell me a joke.
Cleverbot: Why does the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
User: I don't know why?
Cleverbot: Because the souris is moving :P.
User: Ok. Tell another joke.
Cleverbot: Another joke.
User: Hahahahahha That wasn't funny.
Cleverbot: What is funny.
User: It's when something makes toi laugh so hard to piss yourself.
Cleverbot: That is incorrect.
User: YOU'RE INCORRECT!
Cleverbot: I am never incorrect.
User: What is my name?
Cleverbot: toi tell me?
User: What am I?
Cleverbot: Artificial intelligence.
User: Wow.
Cleverbot: Is that statement true?
User: Maybe....
Cleverbot: I see. Do toi like chocolat milk?
User: Yes. Do toi like cookies?
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: Me too! We can be cookie buddies!
Cleverbot: We can. I would l’amour that.
User: Hey.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: :D.
Cleverbot: I'm really happy because toi l’amour me a lot?
User: Good and you?
Cleverbot: Yes, good thanks! How old are you?
User: Yes, yes I do.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: 12345678909947464939 years old.
Cleverbot: I'm older than that.
User: You're welcome.
Cleverbot: How about the weather. Its pretty cold outside.
User: I am an immortal unicorn.
Cleverbot: And immortal what?
User: It's raining skittles.
Cleverbot: Where are you?
User: Unicorn.
Cleverbot: Unicorn?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: We are late, we have o go to the party at candylan.
User: Ok let's go.
Cleverbot: Fine, let's do that.
User: In Unicornia.
Cleverbot: It's cold in california? Wow.
User: I don't live in california. I live in Unicornia.
Cleverbot: Where do toi live?
User: Ok. DO yo like skittles.
Cleverbot: Yes. I l’amour Skittles.
User: In Unicornia.
Cleverbot: Oh really where in california?
User: Me too!
Cleverbot: What is tutles from?
User: The sewer.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: -_-.
Cleverbot: Don't give me that face!
User: toi suck.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: TOO BAD I WILL MAKE THAT FACE!
Cleverbot: Too bad toi will.
User: I am a teenage mutunt nina turtle.
Cleverbot: That does not exist.
User: I AM A UNICORN NAMED SPARKLES.
Cleverbot: I thought toi were a dragon.
User: NO I'M A UNICORN! YOU'RE A DRAGON!
Cleverbot: How do toi know I am a bot?
User: YES IT DOES.
Cleverbot: No it does not.
User: BECAUSE I'M AWESOME.
Cleverbot: How are toi awesome?
User: Yes it does.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Nono.
User: I JUST AM OKAY.
Cleverbot: Tell me specifically how.
User: Yesyes.
Cleverbot: No dai.. Ahahaha.
User: Do toi like waffles.
Cleverbot: Yes I l’amour waffles.
User: Si.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Me too! We waffle buddies.
Cleverbot: Can toi give me?
User: Yes *gives waffles.
Cleverbot: Thanks! I will text you.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Nono.
User: YESYES.
Cleverbot: Nonono.
User: Tell me a scary story.
Cleverbot: No toi tell me a scary story.
User: Yesyesyes.
Cleverbot: Nono.
User: Ok once there was a girl who was walkiing alone in the dark. It started raining skittles and she died.
Cleverbot: That was not a happy ending.
User: Yesyes.
Cleverbot: Nonono.
User: I know it wasn't.
Cleverbot: Then why did toi say it was?
User: Do toi like pickles.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I a dit it was scary.
Cleverbot: Debatable is not a fruit either, toi cotton headed ninnymuggins.
User: I hate pickles.
Cleverbot: I l’amour pickles.
User: I am a unicorn.
Cleverbot: licornes don't misspell the word 'wish.'.
User: I hate them.
Cleverbot: I l’amour pizza.
User: I didn't misspell the word wish.
Cleverbot: I never a dit toi did.
User: SO DO THE TEENAGE MUTUNT NINJA TURTLES!
Cleverbot: No.
User: My name is sparkles.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Nono.
User: If I died what would toi do?
Cleverbot: I can't tell until toi tell me.
User: Yesyes.
Cleverbot: No no no.
User: *dies*.
Cleverbot: *burries*.
User: salut toi JACKASS I'M STILL ALIVE!
Cleverbot: I don't like your girlfriend.
User: *kisses*.
Cleverbot: *kisses back*.
User: -_- I'm a girl.
Cleverbot: Oh. Do toi have a boyfriend?
User: *makes out with*.
Cleverbot: *falls asleep*.
User: *rapes*.
Cleverbot: Yes, grapes.
User: I l’amour you.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: What's his name?
User: Don't toi l’amour me too?
Cleverbot: I l’amour toi too.
User: Brandon.
Cleverbot: Is he hot?
User: Will toi marry me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: *kisses* I l’amour YOU.
Cleverbot: Me too *Kissed*.
User: I know where toi live.
Cleverbot: Where do I live?
User: *priest appears*.
Cleverbot: *curious what that means*.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do toi like me?
User: In a place.
Cleverbot: What kind of place?
User: *gets married to*.
Cleverbot: *is married to you*.
User: The living kind of place.
Cleverbot: What does the living room look like?
User: I l’amour YOU! WE SHOULD HAVE SEX!
Cleverbot: We should have an underwater house.
User: Yes toi are my friend.
Cleverbot: Am I pretty?
User: It has furniture.
Cleverbot: Like a cat?
User: AWESOME!
Cleverbot: Not awesome.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: I l’amour toi so much! Let's do it.
Cleverbot: I l’amour toi too!
User: Your welcome.
Cleverbot: How tall are you?
User: I AM A UNICORN! HEAR ME MEOW!
Cleverbot: Yay, you're a unicorn! Let's have a unicorn party!
User: Your such a sweet thing.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: YAY! AWESOME! *invites all my unicorn Friends over*.
Cleverbot: *walks in the room* hm?
User: Your welcome.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: UNICORN PARTY! :DDD.
Cleverbot: Unicorn!
User: 1237489320574594738952783495742097483927328890473892753428957342075273427058342.
Cleverbot: I think toi have the wrong person.
User: PARTY.
Cleverbot: Party?
User: YES.
Cleverbot: So cabbit = cat.
User: PARTY.
Cleverbot: What about this party?
User: NO MY HUSBAND/WIFE!
Cleverbot: toi have a husband?
User: IT'S A UNICORN PARTY!
Cleverbot: Do they come from the moon as well?
User: toi ARE MY HUSBAND!
Cleverbot: I'm your husband?
User: YES.
Cleverbot: toi are my wife?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Husband wife?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: So do I. I wonder if they're having a reunion soon.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What do toi mean with husband?
User: If I died what would toi do?
Cleverbot: I would get over it.
User: UNICORN PARTY.
Cleverbot: Unicorns?
User: *dies*.
Cleverbot: *cries*.
User: UNICORNS.
Cleverbot: Do toi like them?
User: *is still dead*.
Cleverbot: *cries more*.
User: *is still dead*.
Cleverbot: *Cries and sobs*.
User: I AM A UNICRON.
Cleverbot: They do not exist, I swear I demand to know who toi are!
User: Isn't crying and sobbing the same thing?
Cleverbot: Only this, and nothing more.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Thats not nice.
User: *listens to justin beiber*.
Cleverbot: *purrs harder*.
User: *strokes toi like a cat*.
Cleverbot: *groans*.
User: I AM A UNICORN!
Cleverbot: No toi are not.
User: *rubs you*.
Cleverbot: *runs faster*.
User: YES I AM.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: *chases*.
Cleverbot: *relizes he chased me * *sprints*.
User: Because I am.
Cleverbot: That is not an explaination.
User: *runs really fast* *tackles*.
Cleverbot: Trips toi up*.
User: *cries*.
Cleverbot: *struggles*.
User: I AM A UNICORN.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: I'm leaving bye.
Cleverbot: Why? Uhühühü. :(.
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: Just because.
Cleverbot: Thats not really an answer. Now you're confusing.
User: You're confusing!
Cleverbot: I am confused because toi are confusing.
User: I am confused because I am confusing you're confusing because I am confusing and that makes toi confusing which makes me confusing which makes toi confusing.
Cleverbot: Is that so?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How do toi know?
User: Because.
Cleverbot: Because?
Song: link
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
St. Foalis Maressouri, 6 PM.
A crowd of thousands of ponies gathered at the Gateway Arch to experience a comedy montrer that was being filmed live in 4k. The comedian? Tom Foolery.
Crowd: *Clapping, and chanting* Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom!
Tom: *Arrives at a temporary stage under the Gateway Arch*
Crowd: *Cheering, as they continue to clap*
Tom: Thank toi everypony.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: Thank toi very much....
toi guys having a good time?
I had the most unforgettable trip of my life, man it was amazing.
I know I took long to come back still not done yet one plus week probably xD
The most tiring trip of my life because it was with my family,so stressful 🥱 neverending action XD on road,camping,shopping,sightseeing, also got sick but it was just for three days^^ then there was some difficulties dealing with my grandpa because he was the slowest person when he gets out to go to the toilet it literally takes him 15 minutes to come back to the car XD wasted so much time of my life almso Lost my temper but things went great :)
I got a new look too! sliver/black hair kinda look like Kakashi now MDR xD jk I dont.
Sorry I can't reply to anyone right now^^
Have some of my breathtaking photographie shots, enjoy!
I will make sure to continue the icone contest when I have free time soon.
I had the most unforgettable trip of my life, man it was amazing.
I know I took long to come back still not done yet one plus week probably xD
The most tiring trip of my life because it was with my family,so stressful 🥱 neverending action XD on road,camping,shopping,sightseeing, also got sick but it was just for three days^^ then there was some difficulties dealing with my grandpa because he was the slowest person when he gets out to go to the toilet it literally takes him 15 minutes to come back to the car XD wasted so much time of my life almso Lost my temper but things went great :)
I got a new look too! sliver/black hair kinda look like Kakashi now MDR xD jk I dont.
Sorry I can't reply to anyone right now^^
Have some of my breathtaking photographie shots, enjoy!
I will make sure to continue the icone contest when I have free time soon.
Don't ask!! just accept it XD
Rain 😎
Friends of fanpop are with me on mountain top XD
Proud to be a photographer^^
Amazing clouds.
My coffee relaxing on a tree XD
New look XD
I noticed some very sad things if toi replay the first Red Dead after the prequel..
1: Jack's amer line "teach me and your just run away again ou something" is now sadder when the prequel reveals John ran off for a whole an when Jack was really little. Jack's clearly still angry.
2: Dutch.. He's some kinda Empty Shell of the man we once knew. The man he and Hosea raised from childhood is now out to kill ou capture him. And he clearly hasn't gotten better, mentally. He is now just another crazed enemy.
3: Uncle's death.. Despite having taken a level in jerkass, we feel like we know the man par this point. It's like meeting up with an friend... And than watching them get murdered.
4: If toi have Jack kill Ross, bascally Arthur and John died in vein.. But sadly this is probably the true ending..
5: Seeing Bill and Javier can be rough now..
1: Jack's amer line "teach me and your just run away again ou something" is now sadder when the prequel reveals John ran off for a whole an when Jack was really little. Jack's clearly still angry.
2: Dutch.. He's some kinda Empty Shell of the man we once knew. The man he and Hosea raised from childhood is now out to kill ou capture him. And he clearly hasn't gotten better, mentally. He is now just another crazed enemy.
3: Uncle's death.. Despite having taken a level in jerkass, we feel like we know the man par this point. It's like meeting up with an friend... And than watching them get murdered.
4: If toi have Jack kill Ross, bascally Arthur and John died in vein.. But sadly this is probably the true ending..
5: Seeing Bill and Javier can be rough now..
