Hello, my name is Basmati Kasaar. I am suffering from rare and deadly diseases, poor scores on final exams, extreme virginity, fear of being kidnapped and executed par anal electrocution, and guilt for not forwarding out 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me par people who actually believe that if toi send them on, then that poor 6 an old girl in Arkansas with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her off to the traveling freak show. Do toi honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give toi and everyone toi send "his" email to $1000? How stupid are you?
Ooooh, lookyhere! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid par every Playboy model in the magazine! What a bunch of bullshit.
So basically, this message is a big FUCK toi to all the people out there who have nothing better to do than to send me stupid chain mail forwards. Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my apartment and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing the chain which was started par Jésus in 5 A.D. and was brought to this country par midget pilgrims on the Mayflower and if it makes it to the an 2000, it'll be in the guinness Book of World Records for longest continuous streak of blatant stupidity.
Fuck them.
If you're going to vers l'avant, vers l’avant something, at least send me something mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 50 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times. I don't fucking care.
montrer a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to par sending out forwards. Chances are it's your own unpopularity.
The point being? If toi get some chain letter that's threatening to leave toi shagless ou luckless for the rest of your life, supprimer it. If it's funny, send it on. Don't piss people off par making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth, who's been tied to a dead éléphant for 27 years, whose only savior is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if toi vers l'avant, vers l’avant this mail, otherwise you'll end up like Miranda. Right? Now vers l'avant, vers l’avant this to everyone toi know otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.
Ooooh, lookyhere! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid par every Playboy model in the magazine! What a bunch of bullshit.
So basically, this message is a big FUCK toi to all the people out there who have nothing better to do than to send me stupid chain mail forwards. Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my apartment and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing the chain which was started par Jésus in 5 A.D. and was brought to this country par midget pilgrims on the Mayflower and if it makes it to the an 2000, it'll be in the guinness Book of World Records for longest continuous streak of blatant stupidity.
Fuck them.
If you're going to vers l'avant, vers l’avant something, at least send me something mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 50 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times. I don't fucking care.
montrer a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to par sending out forwards. Chances are it's your own unpopularity.
The point being? If toi get some chain letter that's threatening to leave toi shagless ou luckless for the rest of your life, supprimer it. If it's funny, send it on. Don't piss people off par making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth, who's been tied to a dead éléphant for 27 years, whose only savior is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if toi vers l'avant, vers l’avant this mail, otherwise you'll end up like Miranda. Right? Now vers l'avant, vers l’avant this to everyone toi know otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.
